Yuri Benten is a chick from various Go Nagai Manga/Anime/P0rn0. She's often got a hat like with Meg in Family guy and has a better bod.
Iyahaya Nantomo[]
Yuri is the non Gaijin chick here
Volume 01[]
Near the end of the 1st vol, Sayoko Iyahaya sez her fam has servants from familys going back to the Daimyo but the rivals have new servants from Bancho groups of high school punks. The Hatesate have 10 Bancho punks so the Iyahaya have the Iyahaya ten who are a buncha sexy chicks! Yuri Benten! Ryuko Kasumi! Kaoru Kagero! Kyoko Mange! Akemi Kanbara! Midori Narukami! Ibuki Ginro! Tomonji Kikuno! Muma Satsuki! Hakucho Izumi! the 10 most fierce Female Bancho! Sayoko sez how Nantomo Iyahaya was scared by Ganriki Banri and Hatesate will try again so Nantomo is gonna stay in the Palace to be safe with the ten as his bodyguards and has Yuri, Akemi and Kyoko stay to defend him and the rest go out to handle the enemy. Also he wont go to class and will get 5/5 on all his cr-p like that king of the hill ep with the flying hawaiian. I do not like working with propeen, it smells and theres no vending machines. Sayoko and the other chix go off and the 3 remaining wanna get him nude and give him a make over as older women like younger guys. So they get him nude and stretch his weener offscreen and give him a bath and come in wearing quite little. This is how p0rn0es start. Meanwhile, Juro Yowai does some private dick work and finds the REAL Nantomo Iyahaya is different and has a photo of the REAL one. Also some other Detective's working for Iyahaya are looking for info on the current Nantomo and Sanbo Daihonei has Ganriki Banri and Ranzatsu Sobo called in.
Volume 02[]
So Nantomo is taking a bath and these 3 nearly naked chicks show off their thicc booty's and Benten Yuri shows off her Benten by sitting in the hot bath a bit and jumping out, but the Benten is a tattoo of her guardian pagan goddess. Meanwhile, Sanbo Daihonei has Ganriki Banri and Ranzatsu Sobo called in to kidnap Namtomo but Ganriki Banri sez he don't wanna cuz Nantomo is a nice guy and got his lecture but offers to give a lecture to Daihonei later. He goes to do the kidnapping and needs minions to handle the Iyahaya 100 I mean 10. in the bath, Benten shows her White Tattoo that only shows up when her bod is warm and the naked chicks go out and when Namtomo follows, they jump him and carry him nude(man, my mexican friend who likes small guys and tall thicc chicks would love this). Outside, Ganriki Banri uses occult vision to pop his eyes out his head like a slug and X Ray Vision to see Nantomo in a MIXED BATH with NAKED CHICKS! Even though Nantomo got his lecture, Ganriki Banri can't forgive this and sez the chicks are naked and defenceless and now is the time to get em! in the bath Nantomo plays with his foot long ding a Iing face and looks like a secks maniac and scares the naked chick after saying he'd give em a good licking (like that guy who got Kikunosuke Abashiri in Violence Jack??). but they see he's just a kid and put flowers in his hair and a ribbon on his small thing and say he's their Kewpie Doll now and will keep this look. Then the Hatesate fam attacks and the naked chicks go to get their clothes. Nantomo wants his clothes but his wee nee gets caught in the door. The enemy gets in and Ranzatsu Sobo swings a log (not his enormous b0nar but a dead tree) and takes out all his own guys. Thinking the Iyahaya naked chicks did it, he ret-rdedly swings around his log busting the bathhouse. Ganriki tells him "there's Nantomo! The reason we came" only to be clubbed in the head with the log and his eyes pop out like a f--kin cartoon. Ranzatsu swings around and flies out the wall only to attack the pond and Ganriki sees Benten's crotch as she runs. Ranzatsu ret-rdedly busts the bath house and in a spastic confusion, takes Benten thinking its Nantomo. In the Hatesate Palace, Sanbo Daihonei says "that's not Nantomo but we can use her as bait" which reminds me of Nightmare Before Christmas where the kids caught the wrong guy looking for Santa. Once when thinking of the song "finger Like Snakes and Spiders in My Hair" I said "Finger like D0ngs and Spiders in my A55" then kept switching it around with "Fingers like A55 and Spiders in my d0ng" or D0ngs like Spiders and Fingers in my A55" or Spiders like Fingers and D0ngs in my a55" and kept autisming out while banging my hand on my leg and singing it. At the Iyahaya place, Sayoko is p-ssed the chicks she left in charge let this happen and that Nantyomo is naked but Nantomo wants to save Benten and Sayoko sez to do it. The 2 chicks left say Sayoko is into Nantomo and the rose and hat one says Nantomo has a charm that chicks want him(but he's like 10! freekin japan! is this some kinda shotacon?! Is this Hetero Boku No Pico?!). Nantomo sez he needs to know how to hide his charm but the naked chicks don't know how and Nantomo wants to know what to do about coming out to Sayoko. in the Hatesate Palace, Sanbo Daihonei tells Benten that Sayoko left her and she otta join his side as just because her ancestors were (indentured) servants to the Iyahaya Klan dont mean she otta be. Benten don't go for it and p-sses off Daihonei with her words. Nantomo wants to save Benten but Kyoko Mange uses her power like a Yugioh Monster has an effect to help find her by rubbing her b00bs and j-zzing milk on the floor that lets Nantomo see what he wants(If only Dark Magician Girl or Harpie Lady could do that!). He sees Yuri and the chicks see its Daihonei who has her and he controls the Hatesate group under the baka Doshita Hatesate and Yuri can do wild cr-p in a pinch when she gets mad. Daihonei wants to see her Benten and whips her cuz Go Nagai likes hot babes tied up and whipped like Jun Hono in Violence Jack or Honey Kisaragi in New Cutey Honey OVA 7. Nantomo wants to save her but the naked chicks with him don't wanna go cuz they're naked and people would see em and they have some shame. Nantomo goes off to help as the naked chicks dig in the rubble for a Kimono and runs through a meeting where Domo Iyahaya talks with the principal about what he thinks of Nantomo and she beats principal for teaching the kids weird cr-p(wait til all the woke monkeys come in and try to teach the kids ctr and gender issues! Go Nagai predicted the future!). Nantomo goes to the Hatesate place after getting a teacher, wait, its Vice Principal Koramata, to open it up saying "hurry" and he didn't think until later and realizes its an Iyahaya and contacts Daihonei. Daihonei pulls out but not rectally and when Nantomo finds Benten bound and gagged, he jumps on her to get her tyings off and is stuck as Daihonei comes in and sez he covered her in powerful birdlime. Daihonei has Nantomo hypnotized and asks if he's the real Nantomo but he don't know if theres another and reveals he became Nantomo a day before enrolling in the Kenkin Academy. Also before he became Nantomo he was a prince but not that devolved musician who went vegan and didn't like The right Honorable Weird Al Yankovic cuz he's evolutionarily challenged and chose to do drugs which sent him to h e Double Dante's Inferno! The baddz think he might be royalty for gaijin but he's clearly Japanese and might be crazy. Daihonei wants to get his real name but changes his mind after thinking he might be some bigwig and it might be dangerous. so they throw him in a cell with Benten and she has him rub her belly with his face in some kinda fetish thing for guys who like belly buttons and might wanna jam their b0nars in em, esp if its a really fat chick with a deep belly button you can fill with rich creamy spurm. Benten Yuri's Benten pagan goddess tattoo comes off and unties her and opens the gate then jumps onto Nantomo before jumping back on Benten Yuri. Before they go, Benten pulls off one of her t-ts and its a bQmb that she uses to look bustier like that male teacher who wore huge fake t-ts in high school as a thing on the gender offenders. She puts it to blow and has the nip as the trigger and they book it as the whole palace goes up but no one bites it cuz this is a f--kin looney toons cartoon! Benten and Nantomo land in the pond and Ranzatsu thinks it was him pooting that did it and later Doshita Hatesate slaps Daihonei for blowing the Palace and Daihonei sez not even his rents beat him(so that's why he turned out bad! look at that devolved greta malcontent! making an a55 of herself on b--chy tirades about her made up fears and ruining her rents lives!). Daihonei swears to take on the Iyahata group even though he threw the 1st punch and they counterpunched. Like if a guy slugs me out and starts beating my skull in the ground, if I cap him, its not "murder". You can't lose a fight YOU started and claim to be a "victim"!
Later Sayoko has a meeting abotu the Iyahaya Palace being f'd cuz Akemi Kanbara, Kyoko Mange and Yuri Benten were Jack I mean slacking off and she blames Nantomo too. But Nantomo and Benten blew the Hatesate Palace so they are free to go and Akemi Kanbara and Kyoko Mange would be punished by the Cherry Blossom blizzard(Is that where f--kin Monster Rancher got it?!). Nantomo wants to help em but its not form Men to see which is RACIST against his GENDER! HATE CRIME! TRIGGERED! DYING OF AUTISM ATTACKS! Hnnnnnnnng!) So Nantomo comes home and a guy watching from a telescope far away sez to learn more of the world and as Nantomo's grandpa he's watching him, then the queen comes in offscreen and they talk. At night Domo Iyahaya is gonna get rid of Nantomo's unmanliness and make it so he don't embarrass her again like in the principal's office and tries training in Kendo by beating him with a Kendo Sword. but Nantomo vanished from the clothes and Domo is p-ssed in the dojo Iyahaya's trained in for generations. Elsewhere, at this shinto buddhist pagan bell for ringing, Daihonei summons Bujin Bojaku and Senban Furachi of the 10 Hatesate s the Palace being blown ends the cold War between the Iyahaya and Hatesate and now its Combat Time like with Sonia in the MK Cartoon. Daihonei asks for help from 8 million gods and then says 8 million bodhisattva as hes a buddhist but Bujin is p-ssing on the bell place and Senban is shooting snot out his nose as they are barbarians. Daihonei spazzes out at their informal behavior and sends em to the Iyahaya salon in the daylight but they left while he was jawboning and not b0ning a mouth. In the daylight Sayoko tells off Peso the dog for wanting to eat Nantomo's sushi served outside like an animal and when Nantomo eats it, he sees the dog wants it but when he offers it some, it refuses and he keeps trying. (Spoiler: Dogs aint evolved enough to know to do that. animal supremacist: BuT dOgS aRe sMaRt! Me: Bimboes are smarter than dogs and they're Bimboes! but at least with Bimboes they can follow orders and b0ne! animal supremacist: mYY dOg aNd ai sHaRe a Bond iN bEd wE lOvE!). So at the Iyahaya Salon, the people relax if they are in the Iyahaya faction and Bujin and Senban come over and are told its for those who respect Iyahaya's only(like saying "this is a safe space where no disagreement for my insanity is allowed"). They say they respect Sayoko as she's sexy and she gets b--chy and the attendant tells em to get out. Bujin slags the guy with his spear or Naginata or w/e and Sayoko tells em to get out. The Hatesate sends the boys out and seals the anus I mean exits and has his men on the back door so they can have fun f--kin up the place and probably b0ning the chicks. Sayoko uses a panic button in her coat to summon the Iyahaya 10 and Ibuki Ginro chops up the Furachi gang with a tomahawk. Senban introduces himself who pranks girls and Bujin who likes beating guys up and Senban is gonna have some fun. Nantomo is running through the halls and the girls tease him about wearing ONLY a crotch ribbon and 1 chick wants the ribbon on her nip and Yuri comes in and sez how the Hatesate is attacking and Nantomo goes to help despite some dude trying to stop him but he gets away by throwing is book bag in the dues face. In the Salon, the Bujin is beating chicks and Senban is ripping off their clothes and when he gets to Sayoko, she's covered by Nantomo's coat and vanishes like some kinda magic trick. Iyahaya uses his hat to do a Moon Tiara Magic to beat out the guys and when the Iyahaya 10 arrive the baddz are KO'ed and theres a smelly footprint that no one know of and they say Nantomo uses a dark whirlwind(isn't that a Yugioh Card?) and Sayoko is in the nurses office with Jumonji who fills her in and a smelly footprint on the ceiling and don't know what happened. Later Doshita Hatesate is reading comics and eating candy and runs out but is given a plate with big b00bs on it. He bites into it and it blows and Yuri Benten leaves as it blows and he's all f'd out like Yosemite Sam. Daihoneii is p-ssed and is sure Doshita's dad will do something.
Later its the Once a year the Parents Visitation Day is held and students compete and determine grades as parents watch. Koyayashi explains how the 2 factions compete with the best students in each subject and the students are graded in 5 on each. Tensions are high in case with the place being so divided they might go ape and start violently killing each other, like America after dealing with cocain hussein running it into the ground. So the 10 of each side are in places to spring into action. Doshita shows up to show he's not beat and the Hatesate broadcasting station has swirly glasses nerds in there. Also is Doshita's dad Dosuru Hatesate and his mom Satemo Hatesate and dad used gangster groups to help his quick growing conglomerate.
Round 2 is Science and Rika Kawai(Like Yugioh Kawai from Wedding Peach who caught BBW from the magic rice? Too bad we didn't see Momoko enfatten, that would be HOT! Esp with a long expansion scene of her swelling up and moaning!) who's 12 and has an IQ of 414 and its her 1st time competing. Hatesate sends out Koide Edison and the test is on RoboTechnology which makes Sayoko worried as Kawai is good at tests but maybe not tinkering with machines like The Tinkerer from Spider-Man The Animated Series on Sega Genesis! Domo thinks the test was leaked and both teens gotta defuse a TNT thing in a Shockproof chamber b4 it blows. Benten sees Edison is whistling and can use it with her bursting b00bs and changes the nipple charge to his wavelength. Nantomo runs Bentens belly for her Benten Tattoo and it comes oyt and brings her baku dan nyu in the chamber b4 it closes. Now the teens got 30 mins to defuse it or they go to H E Double africa! The defuzors tinker at it and the Koyayashi and Kogoro Iboji comment on Kawai's cuteness even though she's 12, but what about Misty in Pokemon? She's like 10, and Pan in GT is 13-15 and THICC! So is Alexis in Yugioh GX and Sailor Venus. So Kawai is struggling and Edison whistles and blows himself out on the Benten Baku Dan Nyu and an ambulance takes him to get treatment even though he'd be dead by the end of this. Everyone thinks Edison got sloppy and Kawai is getting worried. Benten goddess was f'd by the blast and ain't in the mood to help but when its almost over, Nantomo does some Violence Jack thing and the jigen bakudan disassembles itself. Rika Kawai faints and p-ssed herself like a garbage pail kid and Totetsumo Iyahaya gives her a 100 million yen scholarship. Rika is helped away by the nurse with whiz leaking out her miniskirt and this is someones fetish. Dosuru Hatesate is p-ssed that they got a 1 Grade and Iyahaya got the 5 when he paid 100 million yen to get the test info.
Volume 03[]
After the 1st part there's 5 health games and of Iyahaya wins the next 4 games it wins the contest. but she don't do jack sh-t in here and Jack sh-t as in j=rkin off to weird sh-t.
Volume 04[]
For The 2nd part of the Robustness Test is the dismemberment where they are tied to several animals and pulled apart. The chosen student is Archfiend Number 9305: An exchange student from the p0rn0 emmanuel academy, Shy Tereya. Yuri Benten and Tomonji Kikuno talk on how without their powres, they'd not be selected again and again and they'd win all their matches. Tomonji asks if Yuri is embarrassed to be seen nude and she sez yes and felt sorry for Akemi. Darklord Number 7165 was chosen for Iyahaya and its Yuri Benten who b--ches at the ref for making em get nude as there's no way to cheat even with clothes(what about power armor under it or metal braces?) and sez the ref is a purvo. The ref disagrees and the audience sides with him and sez Idomu Genkai did cheeting too. They get down to bra and undies and Benten sez its enough but is told the Bra is suspicious and the guys and girls lust after em including Domo and Sayoko. Yuri objects at her small undies being a cheating thing but its ruled they gotta be nude and she curls up and pulls em off as guys lust after her and she thinks of covering like Akemi did. Tereya runs but is caught by the ref who grabs her large b00bs and the guys swarm her to feel her up like its india or a mus lim city and the clothes are taken off Tereya and the ref in the chaos con trol, with Koyayashi having accidentally taken the refs boxers and put em to his head, thinking he'd get ringworm after this. The naked chicks are chained to 4 big dogs who unlike Violence Jack or california DON'T b0ne em and pull the limbs, only to tire after a bit and they do it again with horses. The Wyld Stallions pull open the Tereya's arms and the commentators wanna see her crotch as they are deviants and crotches are gross. Benten is stronger and keeps her arms up and as Tereya is gonna show crotch, the horses give out and Koyayashi sez a fools determination can take down a horse (is that a brony ref?). They bring in the bulls like when Zeus turned into one and b0ned that chick in Greece but its actually an American Buffalo! They pull apart Tereya's legs and everyone sees her transformers zone and the Ref goes to check on Tereya who thinks he's gonna b0ne her and can't as this is Shonen and even Japan isn't that openminded and he asks if she's giving up. She sez no and the Buffalo continue and the stress makes Yuri's Benten Tattoo activate and her Benten comes out to hold the chains(wasn't it blown by that bakudan a few volumes ago?). They move on to the 4th round and Iboji thinks it'll be Kotetsu Jeeg or Grendizer but is told by Koyayashi its the elephant Cat(Like some weird Yugioh Card?). They bring in Elephants and have cat powder on the players and Tereya is freakin out over this as Benten worries. Iboji and Koyayashi interview Tereya and look up her crotch like Yukihige in Dororon Enpi-chan Chapter 2. So they dump cats on the naked chicks like its some kinda furry thing and they tickle em to keep em from tensing the muscles to hold the animals back. The elephants move and Yuri's Benten Tattoo holds the elephant but Yuri isn't holdin it with all the cats tickling her. Nantomo sez to try Nekoja but she sez the cats ain't trained, but as its a comedy manga, its worth a try and Benten plays the Shamisen and leads the cats dancing on hind legs off like the Pied Piper who took the kids. Benten gets stronger and pulls back the elephant and Yuri covers her big fake b00bs. Benten(theres several of em) moves the cats to Tereya who is tickled so much she se what sunds like giving up and Yuri wins w/o showing her open crotch. Tereya chases the cats to try to bring em home whih makes me think she's gonna put em in her a55 (if were lucky)
The Hatesate offers for the 3rd Robustness contest a Whipping challenge with the Iyahayas and Koyayashi sez its cuz they desperate and mocks em. The contest is were they whip each other until 1 side gives up and Domo accepts as they were challenged since the Sengoku (On Neo Geo) Era and never retreated. Dosuru sez they gotta wait a bit to as their daughter is comming and the Iyahayas talk of which Hatesate to beat. The Iyahaya 10 support their masters and Yuri sez if you whip, aim your hand at what youre nailing. Totetsumo knows all 18 arms martial arts and will use it like a Scythe. Domo sz the Iyahayas are skilled at kung fu and Doshita sez he cant whip wth his hand bandaged but Dosuru sez they'll win when Koja arrives. He sent her to Sicily to train with the mafia as a hitman and is skilled with the whip (Like the mondol0id from Hokuto no Ken). Koyayashi and Iboji talk of how the Iyahayas will clean the Hatesate a55es and the match starts. Domo wraps her d0ng whip around Dosuru's whip as Totetsumo whips on him. Saoko easily beats on Doshita who's hands/feet are bandaged and isn't able to fight/run. As she whips he dink se invites Namtomo who's looking off into space. Domo took Dosuru's whip and is dual wielding and Satemo tries to whip but whips her own a55. Looking like Devilman, Domo whips her to seemingly kill her as Rerere No Ojisan from Tensai Bakabon sweeps leafs on her and burns em. Sayoko whips Doshita's a55 as his cloths bust off and show ow fat it is and wants to give up but Dosuru won't let him. Domo wants to slag em b4 they surrender and her with Totetsumo wraps whips arounfd Dosuru's neck and are killing him but Koja Hatesate jumps in wanting a whip.
Volume 05[]
So Koja Hatesate jumps in and Referee gives her the Whip and she uses it to brea Domo and Totetsumo Iyahaya whips on her dad Dpsuru's neck then beat down Sayoko and save Doshite. Doshite sez u saved me O Nee San but she thinks hes sloppy and tells him to whip back Sayoko who's not getting up for a while. Then that she don't care they iced her mom Satemo but after the torture on her kid bro and dad she's gonna send em to h-ll. Koyayashi and Iboji comment on how things look f'd for the Iyahaya Klan and Domo faces Koja Hatesate who counters her skill and gets Domo in the face. Domo spazzes out from seeing her own blood and ditches the whip to attack Koja, but goes in the Hatesate stands and chews on the audience. Totetsumo 's legs are f'd out by Koja's whips and Koja's gonna torture him dead but Dosuru sez to ice his fam 1st to give him memories for the afterlife. Sayoko gets up and sez she'd not turn her back on a foe and would avenge her Grandpa. Koyayashi sez in the sexy Sayoko is the blood of Domo who's like Jaws and the chicks face off with Sayoko waiting for Koja to attack before she attacks but Koja is skilled and evades as Sayoko gets an arm shot. Sayoko jerks her arm and gets Koja in the face before going on an all out attack that is constantly dodged. Totetsumo thinks Sayoko can't match Koja's skill and eventually will f up and get countered. Koja spins her whip and breaks up Sayoko's then whips her clothes off like Gestapoko in Kekko Kamen OVA 1. Totetsumo begs her to stop as she can't marry if she's seen naked in public but Dosuru sez it serves them right for acting like the daughter of a distinguished fam and tells Koja to make her look like the daughter she deserves. Sayoko begs to stop and the Iyahaya 10 are gonna jump in lead by Yuri Benten but Tomonji Kikuno sez Nantomo is doing warm ups.
Sayoko is in her tighty whiteys and is gonna be whipped full on nude and sez she's lost but grandpa sez never to admit defeat as an Iyahaya. Koja is gonna make her suffer and won't accept her surrender but Nantomo circimmsizes Koja's whip as he finally figured out how Whips Work. Koyayashi thinks even Nantomo can't stop Koja's skills and its the end of the Iyahaya Klan and otta cross over to the Hatesate side but Iboji thinks there's still hope. The SM chick and oy clash whips and Nantomo counters her moves despite her thinking she can use more force. The whips wrap around eachother and she jerks him around and he stands his ground and uses some kind of mind power to make her freeze. Koyayashi thinks its over as Koja is like the snake and Nantomo is like the frog who is too scared to move but Koja gives up in a spazzy tourettes autismo way, much to Dosuru's distaste. Totetsumo thinks Nantomo saves the Iyahaya Klan and is more than a normal boy. Koyayashi and Iboji think the manga chapter is over and tells the readers see you next week but there's still pages left and Go Nagai didn't think of the next game yet. The hosts go back and forth for a while about Iboji wanting to know the game and Koyayashi wanting to keep it secet for Go Nagai to have more time to think, but the referee sez the next game is the Triangular Wooden Horse, Which Go Nagai thought of at the last min.
After the f up with the Triangular Wooden Horse, Things devolve like a soccer game in back door england and the 2 schools start a riot and beat on each other. Sanbo Daihonei sends half the Hatesate 10 to defend their masters while the other half attacks the Iyahayas. Benten is sent to defend Nantomo and Tomonji Kikuno guards Sayoko as Kasumi Ryuko leads the attack of the other 8. Totetsumo battles on, Domo bites a guys arm and Koja whips guys, also Koyayashi gets beat on. Eventually the ambulances arrive and get the treatment and Dosuru vows to use his connections of being backed by the biggest mafia guy in the world. Iboji has knives in his a55 and was forgot about and Nantomo who's unharmed and thinks humans might be without hope.
So Hatesate calls in his mafia guys to slag the Iyahaya's in 1 swoop but Totetsumohas it prepared and shows the worried Sayoko his secret hanger he hasn't been in for years with his Japanese WW2 Zero Fighters he swiped from the military along with salaries and supplies and soldiers which got them to rise after WW2 into the biggest conglomerate. So the mafia guys come to the door the the Zero fighter shreds em with gunfire, then the next day the Zero Fighters attack the Hatesate residence. At the center of the island of Japan is the Hatesate City thats in the Iyahaya prefecture and Kekkin Academy is in the center and divided between em, but the factions never go into rival turf. Until Now!! So the Zero Fighters blow out the Hatesate place and Dosuru reveals he's more than an agriculture machine factory but really a weapons factory and he thinks the Zero'es are outdated(Not in Mega Man X). Totetsumo thinks he's won, he thinks al is well, but kiss Honey's a55, he will see them in h-ll, as word reaches him saying Hatesate is going full military. Totetsumo thinks he's a death merchant and he suspected they were a military industry. Seeing why Iyahaya sales were low in Angola compared to Viet Nam(See Angel Cop for more about that) he gives yahaya arms to all in his faction and this devolves into a civil war that splits Japan in 2 like Jun Fudo being bummed by that werewulf guy. Things advance and the military gets in as its not just guerillas and civilians and the Jpan Self Defense Froces come in to try to stop it by surrounded the Iyahaya prefecture. Totetsumo is told by Sayoko that the gov is planning on slagging both sides and saying they both iced each other, but Totetsumo thinks its not gonna happen even though his forces can't stand up to the gov. But he has allies in the gov who aid him in the shadows and then Totetsumo meets the commander of the eastern bloc and has a long meeting in a room and gets him to aid him despite thinking Totetsumo fd it all up when he 1st came in. After commander leaves, Totetsumo sez he won by buying the commander and will wipe out the Hatesate. The Eastern bloc attacks them but the Iyahaya's are attacked by the Western Bloc who was bought by the Hatesate. Their home is busted like the Iyahaya place but the inner area can tank a nucular hit and the war spreads to the rest of Japan and splits the nation along the Japanese alps at 138 degrees in 2 like Yuko Akiba in Violence Jack as the soviets get involved in the eastern bloc.
Sayoko calls in the Iyahaya 10 and sez they otta take responsibility to save Japan, and to end the war, they gotta ice Doshita by sneaking into the Hatesate camp. Nantomo hears outside the door and Kyoko Mange uses her kalediscope b00b milk to show the Hatesate place and its a mess of rubble. Doshita is in hiding in a bnker and has african and viet nam soldiers on his side and they gotta be careful. Yuri's Benten Tattoo sends her fake b00b to the place and she whistles over the radio to make it blow. The Iyahaya 10 swarm in and slag the guys as Midori Narukami uses her Thunder Crash to waste dudes. Sayoko, Yuri and Hakucho Izumi run in and shred Doshite with gunfire but are caught and taken out back by Sanbo Daihonei(bet you forgot about dat c-ck sucker huh?) who has em tied to poles outside. Sayoko sez the cause of the war is over but Sanbo Daihonei sez the war has long since left their hands and they are all pawns on a chessboard. Sayoko regrets competing with Doshita at school and the firing squad lets loose their metal hailstorm but the bullets stopped in midair. This big smally sasquatch looking mess comes in and Nantomo comes outta it saying its his retainer and he knew this would happen so he stopped time in that space to save em.
On the border of Iyahaya prefecture with with Hotohoto Mountain, the pople fleeing from the conflict gather and it all hobos who are cameos from other Go Nagai Manga and Kozi and Okomo talk of how Iyahaya prefecture used to be a paradice but fell. But the good prince will come back and fix things as he told em Iyahaya was a good place before. Omorai Kun sees him and Nantomo returns with the Iyahaya 10 and his parents think the Iyahaya place was a shabby house as they use the whole earth as their home. Akemi asks Sayoko what she'd do and she wants to go home but its too dangerous and being with the hobos is best for now, but she's disappointed that Nantomo is a beggar prince. Yuri Benten thinks its weird Nantomo don't look like the king/queen of beggars and queen sez he's not their blood child but came from the sky. At that time, the soviets and American nucular subs head for Japan. 2 years ago the queen looked at the full moon and wanted a child of her own and from the moon came naked Nantomo who bumped his head and lost his memory. He also had super powers and could predict weather or earthquakes and where to get good medical treatment and he could heal people. 6 months ago he sed he had to go to Iyahaya Prefecture and they went but he left em and they worried and she left him the bodyguard who's the devolved sasquatch thing whos the descendant of Ninja from the Sengoku era(Like the Iyahaya 10). Queen sez she knows he's going away and the 0 of em will follow where she cant follow and she leaves Nantomo to them. The 0 wonder what to do about Nantomo and Yuri thinks they otta get his memory back by dropping him on his head again like a f--kin cartoon. Sayoko thinks it might hurt him but Akemi sez he survived the st bump from the moonfall so he should be good. They throw the sleeping Nantomo off the cliff wih Kagero thinking its might be murder but Yuri saying not to say bad things. He bangs his head and the US Sub launches the nuke and as he remembers, the Iyahaya prefecture is nuked. Thenthe soviets launch nukes thinking the attack is a declaration of war and WW3 happens.
So the Earth is destroyed and Nantomo talks with an angel in space about how it looks like the world expo the french pavillion. Nantomo thinks he screwed up and he forgot his mission by hitting his head. Then God comes in and bops Nantomo with His staff while saying its His fault for trusting the mission to a 3rd class angel. Nantomo didn't use his Angel energy and it built up and affected those around him to f up the time flow and make it fold toward the end and making the world focus on Iyahaya Prefecture. He's gonna smack Nantomo with a thing to make him not an Angel but Nantomo sez wait cuz he wants to talk. God says if he's not an angel he can't talk to Him and Nantomo sez when he forgot he was an angel, he saw things from the human POV and thought thy were hopeless. They were on the way to destruction and if this crisis was prevented, another would wipe em out. To humans, happiness is being a littl better/richer/hotter ect than others like wit Sports being competition, and the final forme of competition is war so they were always heading for WW3. Nantomo accuses God of making a mistake by making Adam outta Clay but God says there was no better materials(odd after making the universe and only being able to use clay) so Nantomo sez to use an Angel to make humans outta and try again with the Heart of God. Nantomo wants to be the new Adam and be made to a human as he's not the best angel, but the new man would get the Angelic Heart and be better. God asks about Eve(not Li-NOPE!!) and Nantomo whispers something that makes God call Sacrilege! But He still cuts Nantomo some slack for beign made huma and uses a-a time rewind thing to go back to Eden(and disprove evolution!!! Eat it back door bill nye and your gender sodomy!). Nantomo is naked and feels great and calls Eva Chan which is the Iyahaya 10 plus Sayoko who run in naked cuz this is Go Nagai and he loves curvy nude women with thicc a55es. Then God says Iyahaya Nantomo and it ends, or rather, it begins! Hope Ryo Asuka don't do anything.
New Cutey Honey[]
Back when anime had Babes
In New Cutey Honey OVA 5 she's called Pokey and works for Gene with Jan and Natsuko.
After the fall of Dolmeck A voice whispers that Dolmeck is dead and a thing nukes part f the city . This guy named Scavenger sez to Mayor Light his next Kohilento b0mb will be 00x stronger and every human i 2 kilo miters will be vaporized unless he's paid 0 billion credits(is that like Yen? or Dollars?). Honey beats on him and when dressed like a nurse and asks where the b0mb is or she'd give him a vaccine(Nooo Not the autism!!! Hnnnnnnnnng! psssssssss! Ohhhh! Raven from teen titans! I'll feed you my spurm!! hnnnng! psssssst!). He wants his money and attacks but Honey is the perfect woman and easily counters and beats on him. He throws grenades but she throws scalpel's into em and they blow. He thinks she's not a REAL nurse and she reveals sometimes shes a cook in a chinese noodle shop, others she's a platypus cosplayer, others she's a nurse who walked by (it shows his data saying he's 60% human 40% robot(is this shadowrun?!) and is 6'13, 298lbs(but its all muscle) did robbery/arson/threat/homocide/uses asplosives in crimes/likes nurses) but her real identity is, wait, he's running away! so honey throws a needle in his a55 and asks where it is, only for him to say it goes at 12 midnight(so he's the evil midnight b0mber what b0mbs at midnight?) which is any minute now. Chokkei Hayami comes in on his bike saying they found it in Grand Central Station as Pokey and this other chick listen in nearly and run. Danbei Hayami is trying to defuse it but don't know what wire to cut and Honey rides the bike in her miniskirt with Chokkei on her back and neither wears a helmet(like gaijin who think their turbans are good enough(spoiler: is not)).
Scavenger is taken in by the cops and sez the train to h-ll leaves in 30 mins. Natsuko comes in as a b0mb defusor and sez there's 40 by 30 and 15 kilo grams. but then this manly chick on a motorcycle busts in and jacks it and there's 25 mins before it blows as Honey Kisaragi and Chokkei get there and the place blows and the biker races off. The cops follow her and Danbei sez it was jacked and Mayor light made a phone call saying since Dolmeck got it, the crooks went mental and wants to be the top dog like after Lon Chaney bit it, there was no number 1 horror star with a power struggle of Bela Lugosi, Boris KArloff, Lon Chaney Jr and a few others. Light thinks if they can get through this they can have peace and gets Honey to help. Honey Henshins into a cop and drive a cop car fast as the devolved looking cops chase the manly chick and almost fire on her but stop as if they hit the bakudan, they'd f'd! Natsuko releases a paint thing that spills pink paint on the cop cars and they crash but manly chick has a sense of something we know is Panther Zora.
Honey and Danbei go on as despite being a woman, Honey is a good driver as she's a robot chick and there's 20 mins left. She calls to em on the speaker to pull over (impersonating a cop!) but they dont and Danbei is gonna Rocket Punch the tires but Pokey comes in front of em in a van and opens fire on em with a machine gun. Honey drives around the gunfire and Danbei uses his magic underwear(he's a mormon?) to wrap around Pokey's arm and tackle into her and get a face full of t-ts! manly chick throws Danbei off and he wrap on the bike to come at em but Chokkei comes at em. Pokey opens fire on him and Chokkei somehow flies out as the cop car gets too many speed holes and catches fire and blows as Honey jumps out. The motorcycle flys off and manly chick and Natsuko fly into the van and Danbei goes flying. Honey goes a Honey Flash and lands on the teacher from Dororon Enma-kun's can while nude and he wa shock.
Hney goes Hurricane Honey and rides manly chick's bike with Danbei on her waist and Chokkei is in the van with the buff chick's huge b00bs in his face but in a tight top and he's probably got a full on b0nar. Manly chick gets the gun from Pokey and Jeanne hits the brakes so she goes right up to em as Honey and Danei close in and blasts Honey in the left t-t as Honey does a Honey Flash. Pokey sez Chokkei is their hostage and Natsuko sez sorry for killing Honey. Chokkei sez she's not dead and manly chick who's named Gene sez everyones dead if that bakudan goes off and has that flash of an evil thing. Its 10 mins til 12 and Natsuko is gonna disarm it but something nails em off the road and they get out.
This mad max looking mother f--ker sez Scavenger lost his chance to women and children but now its his turn, then his devolved cyborg movies i mean homies like in La Blue Girl attack. Gene beats through em and dodges gunfire and shanks a midget thing in the head with a blade. Mad Max guy sez she's goo but if she gives up he'd settle for slagging but but she gets red eyes and sez the city is in her hands with it and flashes the evil thing. The mad max mother mouther bites a capsule as it might be kinda queer to jam it in his b00b and devolves into some purple and blonde abomination who's arms become tentacles. He wraps it around te chicks and rips their clothes and Gene is unfazed and thinks he's using an out of date thing. He wishes he could take time to play with em(probably fill em with his tentacles) but he needs to get the device and will kill em now. Gene sez he wont and the city and all in it belong to her as her name is... then fades to black
In the van Chokkei and Natsuko wake up and come out to find green smears on the ground an Pokey's Hat in the goo and Gene is bare a55 naked and pretty beefy. She takes the device and Natsuko sez its not ready but Gene sez its ok. When Natsuko and Chokkei try to disagree she smacks em like a university malcontent when you tell him there's not infinite genders and strangles Chokkei with 1 hand and holds him in the air. Natsuko sez Gene told her they wouldn't kill anyone and it was only for money to quit living as thieves and try to live as a normal family. Gene don't recall it and is gonna finish Chokkei with Choking but Honey knocks her arm with a thrown helmet and reveals she has a metal plane summoned on her b00bs under her outfit.
Gene devolves into a lizard chick like the facebook or windows guys and didn't need a capsule and Natsuko is freaked out at her transformation. Gene sez the Gene she knew don't exist and almost sprays her with green acid but Honey saved her. Gene revealed she iced Pokey and Jeanne and in a few mins, they'll jon em(why didn't the hat melt?) but Honey sez if the bakudan goes off Gene's dead too. Gene dont care as she'd be known as the one who ended Cosplay City and Honey sez she can't help her with that attitude and only Gene will get it. She attacks and Honey gievs her rundown and goes Cutey Honey and looks thicc and they fight. Gene evades all Honeys blade swings and sh-ts acid at her but Danbei uses Great Typhoon to send it back and Honey tells him her plan offscreen. 3 mins left and Honey runs in as Danbei tells Chokkei to protect the Natsuko. Honey evades all all Gene's acid sh-ts and Honey asks where she got this power. Gene sez she dont know and splashed aid near honey which eats away some of her sexy outfit but dont damage her milky silky skin. Danbei busts outta the bridge below Gene and grabs the nuke and flies up on his scrander backpack with him grabbing Honey's big bouncy t-ts for a Scrander Cross. At the last seconds, Danbei uses a Rocket Punch to send the nuke far enough to go off without slagging the city, then Honey comes down and slags Gene saying she knew it was Panther Zora behind her. The nuke takes out the bridge and Chokkei sez the sky is lit up again and wonders whats up with Honey. As Gene's naked human body sinks in the sea, Panther Zora kisses her on the lips cuz Go Nagai likes Yuri and muscle women and Dolmecks words about being reborn again as long as man is alive. Chokkei sez, the battles not over yet is it? Then the ep ends to the ending thats pretty cool.
Then in New Cutey Honey OVA 6 Natsuko prefers being alone and Chokkei sez Honey sez people ain't meant to be alone as he thinks of Natsuko's homies from the last ep.
In here she's voiced by Miyoko Aoba who did Miss Piiza in DBZ(Hot), A Nurse in Getter Robo Go, Mika's mom and Manami's mom in Sailor Moon. Madonna in Transformers: Super God Masterforce and Clipper in Transformers: Victory.
In the dub she's done by Junie Hoang who did Haruna and Elina in Galaxy Fraulein Yuna, Mayor Light's Assistant in New Cutey Honey OVA 4, Lin in Sorcerer Hunters(dat had babes), Chun Li and Rinko in Street Fighter II V and Archivist (ep 13); Burger Girl (ep 20); Gossipy Girl B (ep 21); Operator Girl in Super Dimensional Fortress Macross The ADV Dub.
Demon Prince Enma[]
To Be Added
She was voiced by... holy cr-p! Sanae Kobayashi!! Alexis from Yugioh GX (And cr-ppy a55 ARC V where she was thiccer) As well as Rinko Kojiro in Sword Art Online, Aqune, Child A (ep 6) and Venus in Spider Riders (Which I liked), Christopher Thorndyke in Sonic X (Which I saw on TMS's Youtube page and is actually good), Yuzuriha in Saint Seiya: The Lost Canvas, Naru Molly's mom in Sailor Moon Crystal (Ewwwwwww!), Young Sara in New Fist of the North Star(A blonde with nice t-ts? Just like Alexis!), Sasame in Naruto (Ninja Ball Z), Catherine Glass in Macross Frontier (Robotech is better!!), Satsuki Kitaouji in Ichigo 100%, Akira Touya in Hikaru No Go (Yugioh but less cards), Doctor in Getter Robo Arc, Lucy/Nyuu in Elfin Lied (B--chin), Fire Claw in Cutie Honey Universe, Saori Utsugi in Demon Lord Dante, Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur (Which also has thicc babes), Ice Climbers in Super Smash Brothers and Aile in Rockman ZX Advent.