
Like if Guts from Berserk had a kid with a Caveman
Violence Jack Sengoku Majinden or Demons in A wAR TORN lAND, WAS A manga by Go Nasgai and kind of a spinoff or something of Violence Jack.
What happens[]
So these teens on motortbikes are going around Japan and see Jack walking by and like a Gaigin, is big and buff and bada55. Then they get sucked into a big aids monkey's open butt the past where Samurai attack farmers or fight on their land or something. Thne tyhe time hole opens up and the bikers poop outta it and Omosuke gets hit by a bike and gets it like the kid in Pet Semetary. Inamaru wants to help him but some bada55 punk sez to leave him cuz hes a hobo and when Sakuya tries to call an ambulance, her cellphone dont work. The other teens think the Samurai Battle (NOT samOurai like the c-ck suckin frenchies say! Its bad enough they f--k up American words, but also gotta devolved the Noble Nippon Jin with their Jigoku No Kuso gaijin language! Shine Okama Gaeru Gaijin! Jigoku Eochiro!) is a movie and they chop up Junji and Ikuya as the rest flee. They warn Inamaru to book it but some get slit in the head with a Kasstana. namaru sez to Saku=ya to get em away and he'd hide but f--kin Jack comes in and scares em off with a look like he's using Haki in One Piece with the booty boys b0ning each other. The fleeing samurai are sliced open as pigs maek love to their guts but they aren't dead so they scream as the pigs blast pig spurm in their organs and it makes them j-zz from the sensation of the ultimate pain and the ultimate pleasure tell the boss Raika of these strangers and their unknown vehicles and the giant they saw and this cloaked chick Zangadono tells him it might be his pursuer so Raika sez to go end em. at the village the people burty the pieces of the dsead and Omosuke has a concussion and will probably have brain damage later but they treat him best they can. Takeshi Inamaru is asked if he really thinks its some kind of time slip like in a novel and he sez its the only way to explain it. They don't wanna be there as they are from the Heisei era and Inamaru sez to give up on getting back cuz this kinda thing is a miracle and probably won't reoccur. so abandon all hope ye who enter? didn't some italiano say that? But they got bikes that can last until they run outta gas and 21st century FOX I mean info and can try to use that to survive the mad max castlevania past. Also they got Jack and not Jack sh-t but the Jack who chops you into sh-t chunbks. Inamaru introduces himself to Jack but then the village elder comes in and thanks em for helping em escape worse daMAGE AND he sez he's the gang the Roaring Skunks. Elder sez the samurai were from the Demon Army and were laying waste to all the cr-ppy villages there and are also known as the Death Fang Army which sounds like a G i joe thing. They were slagging villagers instead of taking em over for making food like the slaves they are. The farmers will bite it if they lose the land and can't leave so they ask Takeshi for help and his droogs are more than pumped like a d0ng when a guy watches Devil Lady with Jun Fudo getting b0ned a lot. Takeshi sez its like that movie the Seven samurai by Akira Kurosawa and there's 10 of em and Jack. They also don't got money or a way home so they gotta work for it. Then Omosuke bites it asn his hot Japanese Teen sister sez its ok cuz he was a candya55 and glass jaw and it was really the battles that iced him. 2 guys ditch Takeshi's gang and go to help the other guys and the rest of em suit up in fallen samurai armor except Sakuya whos a girl and don't wanna fight. Jack shows Takeshi his long hard 50 cm Jack Knife and by that I DON'T mean his enormous b0ner he'd jam into Jun Fudo as she yells "Ohhh Akira! This is what I always wanted! EXscept I wanted to jam MY b0ner in you!" and Lan Asuka shows up behind him with it at full size but Jack swings his thing aND REMOVES IT AS IT FLIES UP AND COMES DOWN AND LANDS IN lAN'S MOUTH! so JaCK sez hhis name and he got it from the Knife ands it makes Takeshi spring into action and Start j-rkin off so hard his thing snaps off and blasts blood and spurm organizes the guys into groups of 20 and positions them right. The traitors go to offer their services but are beheaded by a Samurai and the next day the village has defences up but Jack goes out to the enemy and busts em up. his viol;;ent presence makes the good guys go mental and rush out for more slaughter but Sakuya and Takeshi stay behind and she sez he didn't do anything wrong and its Jack doing it and comforts him saying he's got her on his side. He wanted more than being in a punk biker gang in the future and now wants to do well but can't compete with Jack. He calls her Kikkama Kun as thats her fam name and she sez he's formal and they go off to see how the Jack Qff went. They find everyone dead and the enemy Samurai are robots under the human skin and they wonder if this really is the past(like Teenage Caveman?) and they advance. Jack fights the Zangadono who is a robot skeleton body with human b00bs and a thicc a55 under her cloak. She retreats as Jack is too much and the Samurai fortress reveals itself as a time machine and takes off. Takeshi realizes this is how they went here and they drive to the whirlwind as he sees Jacks face grinning. The end.