Dororon Enema Kun
Suiko (翠湖 ) Is a Go Nagai Manga released on January 25 2007 and was in his Short Stories Collection. Its a supernatural mustery thing with enema cr-p.
Characters[]
- Enma Kunpei
- Yukiko
- Hara
What happens[]
In a pool this chick dives and swims but is iced by some water yokai and found dead in the water. wtf the manga site I'm using is in french. And I can't find the Human Language version. Well, F this, I'll add the rest when I can find it in a version I can read. And f the french. They s=ck. K I found da Human language on another site. At XX Prefecture Police Station da cops go over evidence. Its 2 early to say its an accident and there's no witnesses but they gotta look into it more. They get a young Tokyo detective(Dick in 20s slang like Dick Tracey/Private Dick) named Enma and he's glad there's high school chicks,(Like Sailor Venus/Wedding Peach/Pan in GT). He finds da autopsy sed da vic's lungs/intestines were full of water w/an open anus/ripped swimsuit. A cop sez she wouldn't need it opened up to get an enema(What is it w/you and Enema's Go Nagai? Do you find it funny? Or hot?? Are you an Enemaholic?). Da exam sed she had an enema but her anus was da only thing undamaged and maybe a dive/water pressure did it(Like that guy on 1000 Ways To Die who landed just wrong/blew out his butt pipe?). Enma goes to the Indoor Municipal pool and talks with a geezer who sez he told the other dick everyone practiced late cuz there's a tournament comming for the chix of Midori Girls Academy who use it often as do neighborhood kids in the summer. When kids go 2 school in da city there's no men except geezers who's parts might not work. Midori School fears depopulation and tries to get more chix from other school which rents like as there's no boys to seduce em(But what if they go prison gay like in Cutie Honey?). Enma feels bad for geezer as its like a monastery but thinks he'd be popular with da babes. All went home at 9 but 1 stayed back/wanted an extra 15 mins. When he got back she was dead but there's no sign of break in so geezer things its an accident. In comes Swimming Coach/Phys Ed Student/Athlete Yukiko who meets Enma Kunpei and sez its like da anime Dororon Enma-Kun. She was gonna be in a tourney in soviet canada but got delayed and can't be at the funeral for Hara the dead chick. Yukiko thinks its not an accident(like diana/jfk/rfk/sept lI/mlk ect) as Hara's a good swimmer w/o problems and Yukiko is a diver too. Enma looks into things and finds at a mountain village was many drownings but now kids swim at the pool not the pond. Enma goes there and sees the water reflects green trees so its a Green Lake(Sui Ko = Green Lake). Another geezer sez there's a demon in there that geezers told him of when he was a kid(Is that in the 1800s? Did he serve in WW2? Slaying Maruta/Gaijin for Imperial Japan!) and to check for suspect things in the water b4 going in. The Suiko is also what the Demons are called and written in different characters as Water Tiger or Kappa/Garapa that suck ur Shirikodama, or soul out the persons anus. In an out of body experience the soul leaves the body and if the body dies the soul becomes a Yokai. Suiko are Yokai that reach in the a55 and pull out da soul from da hole, but if its damaged the vic's braindead and if it works right the vic's dead. Enma thinks they can't be around now but Geezer 2 sez they are water things that went Yokai or evil thoughts that gathered/became ghosts and as long as evils in mens hearts there'll be em. Geezer leaves and Enma wakes up and suspects he fell asleep/didn't notice. He starts going home/sees workers getting water from the lake/pond to be sterilized/used in da pool, Enma realizes the Suiko are in the water and the calls are comming from inside the house. He rushes to keep Yukiko from swimming as after the investigation closes da pool opens. Yukiko's taking a shower and we see her big a55/t-ts. Enma gets there/tells Geezer 1 to drain da pool but Yukiko's diving so he sez after she dives. She goes in and da kappa grabs her but Enma jumps in/tackles it off as its going in her a55. Da pool drains and he pulls its arm out her thicc a55 and as the pool water left the Suiko lost power and water came out her a55. Days later at da pool he told her he told his boss of Yokai and he listened. She sez if they used Suiko Water she's stop using da pool and he thinks they are from another dimension and da lake connects it to us but if buried it won't harm em. She wants to date him 4 saving her/he saw her a55 and a chic wants her to show em her figure but she's done here, then goes to probably b0ne Emna.
Cameo's[]
- Enma and Yukiko are based on Dororon Enma-kun, there's even Kappa like Kapaeru.
- The butt stuff is like Dororon Enpi-chan