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ShutenDoji OVA 3 Title

Harder to read than the star wars script of red on black

Chapter of Tekki ("Tekki No Sho" (鉄鬼の章)) is the 3rd OVA of Shutendoji. It was released in March 1, 1991 when Anime was cool and had babes. The usually cool ADV got it out April 26 2005 (Around the same time as Transformers The Movie happened)

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A swarm of flying Oni attack Jiro/Miyuki/Senki/Goki in this pink dimension thing and the non humans slag em. Miyuki n Jiro's red sweater is grabbed by an Oni but shirtless Jio like the Contra Guys lops off its arm and saves his commander curvy chick and Senki finishes it b crushing its head in 1 hand like Kenshiro in the 80s Hokuto No Ken movie. Senki sez to hurry cuz the Ongoku Kai is moving away and Goki sez they gotta wait for it to reconnect as the non humans slag oni. These portals to other time eras like Easter Island with Moai like Gradius whiz by and Jiro sez the 3rd dimension -Voltron connected o earth and Senki falls in a time hole. Goki sez they cant be separated and goes after him but Jiro fights Oni and Miyuki gets sucked in the time hole like a b0ner sucked by ba rocks a55 and for some reason, Jiro tries pulling her the other way and an Oni pulls his leg so he lets go so he don't pull off Miyuki's White Uncut Virgin Arm that never grabbed a b0ner. She falls where Senki and Goki went and Jiro goes into a starry void and we get title and credits.

In space is the 893 JL Forces Alfard, a star ship lie Robotech or Alien and its going through a debris field. They find no signs of life where the SOS came from and can't tell how it was destroyed but the SOS mentioned Oni. Alonzo and Leo are sent to check it out but a warning sez theres an object comming. Gil reports to Captain Persis, who was just in the shower, that a missile is headed for em like Getter Robo G and she sez to use a photon torpedo and turn off autopilot. The faceless crew like the guys in Violence Jack Harlem Bomber scramble and the ship fires a Photon Torpedo and advances. Persis takes command from deputy Gil and registers with Alfard as the torpedo hits but does nothing cuz its twin coated. She asks Alfard what to do and i told to detonate the missile from within so they send Iron Kaiser in the teleporter. Lloyd notices a leak in this new ship and they send Kaiser in the teleporter and they got 5 mins 32 seconds left til the missile hits. He heads for the control room as Leo sez how Kaiser got parts replaced to be a cyborg and can take dangerous jobs. The missile defense systems j-zz goo at him but he evades and there's 2 mins 40 seconds left so as running he fires a finger tentacle to bust the door button to open it, then close it while breathing hard even though he's mostly metal. His arm nerves won't detach and the asplosives are in it so ripping it off is like pulling off your own arm, which he does, like that guy in 127 hours. He rigs it to blow and there's 20 seconds til safe distance but as he walks out he gets j-zzed on by goo machines that glue him to the missile and Lloyd tries to get him out but there's a heat comming from above the missile ad the teleporter aint working. Kaiser glows, the missile blows and a gold light catches the asplosion as its Jiro.

The shockwave nears and the Alfard raised shields for the shockwave (Not the Transformer) and is aught by Gold Light like G Gundam. They see a massive Jiro so huge he makes the ship look small and is naked but has no parts. Meanwhile, later I mean before, in ancient Japan by Rajomon at night, a guy on a horse comes by and sees Miyuki in a pink outfit playing a flute and I don't mean doing mouth stuff. She sez she's lost and he's Tsuna Watanabe and will take her to the capital, but sees she's got the Goki Shadow and sees her as the Oni of Rajomon and draws his blade but she flys off and over the building. Goki jumps out and his horse spooks like it saw a gaijin and drops him and he's out cold. Goki feels bad but they gotta let Jiro know where they are.

In Space Jiro introduces himself with telepathy that Go Nagai loves using, and sez he needs to return to Earth and when wandering space, lost track of his scale and now sees how big he got looking at their ship (heh heh heh, how big he got) so he micronizes to human size and sez he saved Kaiser. Fil sez even if they deny hi they can't beat him so they let him in and has Sonia ready sick bay for Iron Kaiser, but want him analyzed(heh heh heh, you sed, anal-ized, like, made anus like). They put him in the scanner and Persis thinks he's a monster but Sonia likes him and thinks he's not human nor evil. Meanwhile, Iron Kaiser got a new arm and right t-t and has a cross with him that Leo sez guards him.

Jiro tells his backstory offscreen and how he woke up drifting in space. Lloyd believes him cuz he's Zimmerman and a good guy like the American who stopped that drugged out teen, and Time Slips are possible, but Persis don't trust Jiro. Wait, I think that's Peter Winn. He has Alfard pull up a thing on asian history as its his hobby and in 10th century Japan is the 1st Oni legends so Jiro's droogs might be there 4 troo eh wot giv'nuh and its their way of letting Jiro know(won't that f up history?). Jiro wants to go to past Earth and his powers activate and f the machines like supernatural beings f electronics so the fake gravity turns off til Jiro controls his ki. Suddenly, the test results are in, Danbei, You ARE the Father! I mean Jiro is made of Photons and conscious energy. So as he's not human, Persis has Sonya take him to the bay for disposal.

Sonya brings him in laser cuffs but don't like it but its orders and she wants o keep her job like with the kung fIu poison. Jiro understands and asks where they are going and is told back where the cargo ships crashed. Jiro sees it away from Earth(which won't do jack sh-t as he's in the future) and Sonya thinks he wants to meet his lover. This makes his emotions rise like getting a b0ner and he kneels down but not like a beta at a football game and his glow gets to her and makes her feel at peace like in Sailor Moon with Serena an the Scouts. This gives Sonya an idea and she takes him o be scanned with a psychiatric analysis and she wants his psyche scanned to reveal the images in his mind to prove the story. His brainwaves are level -20 and Sonya brings it to level 25 and use 3D Graphics to show his mental images. It shows Jiro's mom w/o pupils like Broly and Alfard analyzed it to be an asian female and his mom. Jiro grows Oni Horns and small Oni crawl outta his body but Alfard cant analyze em. The power goes out and they see Hyoki with his long gooey tentacle tongue who bites off and eats some of his right hand b4 spitting it out(Probably from all the off j=rkin) and both hands are gone.

Iron Kaiser breaks outta his cables and drops is cross as he runs off. In the analysis room these Oni and Yokai and weird monsters like in Devilman Crybaby come out and engulf Jiro's mom. Alfard sez the images ain't from Jiro but another in the system. The Monsters burst and splatter goo on the wall but its an illusion so it fades out and its revealed its from Iron Kaiser. Jiros brain waves decrease like a kid after a needle and Sonya tries to raise em to 35 and wake him up but the circuit it closed and he's at -67 and he's gonna bite it. Then the all blows and Jiro fly's outta the scanner and its Iron f==kin Kaiser with a big a55 gun he fires but Jiro locks with Psychic power but the shell blows in front of him like in Akira. It f'd the room and Alonzo fly's back and is crushed by a falling machine. Kaiser goes after Jir through a hole in the walls a55 and Leo is shocked Alonzo bit it. Persis sends Peter Winn help Deputy Gil and the rest go after Sergeant Iron Kaiser.

Persis sends her faceless crew to arrest Iron Kaiser who's got a Hyper Bazooka so these guys are gonna have to hope he obeys the law like brittish cps do against knife wielding gaijin. They say "drop your weapon" but he don't and they fire but billets do little on his meta armor and he blows em apart with his Bazooka. Leo, LLoyd and Persis get to C block but its on fire and full of poison gas (pffffffffffttttttttt!!!!! Wait, that's Omorai-kun) so they gotta go to D block as Kaiser is in B Block so she sends Leo and Lloyd to go through D to B while she goes to the bridge to command.

Jiro goes through the hall all f'd out from the brain thing and Kaiser shows up and revealed he waited over 100 years to fight Shuten Doji. It was the fist new century, in 100 years. Jiro summons his blade but steps back and is in the praorie of fangs and war demons attack and phaze through him to ight the image of him from OAV 2, only o be easily chopped through. Jawanbokikai shows his son his fighting style and Jiro cuts him down. Son saw it but wasn't seen in the original like with Jonathan Morris in Castlevania Bloodlines seeing his dad Quincy Morris fight and die against Dracula in the Bram Stoker Novel. Jawanbokikai Jr(Does he have a real name?) vows o get revenge on Shuten Doji and grew up to be Iron Kaiser as each time his body f'd out he replaced the part with a machine and won't die w/o revenge. He fires and Jiro blocks with a blade and it blows the ceiling corner as the crew go for the Cryogenic chamber where the fight is heading. Sonya tells Leo and Lloyd to not harm Jiro as he's done no wrong and Leo wants to avenge Alonzo.

The fight gets to the Cryo room and Kaiser blows out his frozen team mates in tighty whiteys so Jiro attacks but is countered and thrown into the life support machine and breaks it so everyone frozen dies. Kaiser's gonna crush Jiro(yeah like that'll do anything to him) but Leo, Lloyd and Sonia fire on him but she sez we can't beat him cuz his body is specially made. A gunfight breaks out and Lloyd is frozen by a blast of cold and is shattered by Kaiser like Mortal Kombat. Lo Sonia and Jrio book it as the Cryo area closes from a leak and Leo tells the captain Llloyd is doing 20 years in solitary in dante's inferno with kurt cobain and morgan spurlock. Persi wants to blow Kaiser into space in the air lock like f--in Alien and the trio egts to the hanger but so does Kaiser who fires but Jiro blocks with psychic and slams Kaiser in the wall with his ki or w/e. Kaiser blows out the floor with his Bazooka and it opens to space so it sucks things like andersodom cooper but Jiro catches Sonia who has Leo on her leg like an ankle bracelet on house arrest. Leo is half is space and as Kaiser comes for em, Leo fires on him and hits the controls so it launches a ship out and the hanger closes and crushes Leo across the waist as he bars blood out his mouth and ears.

Kaiser is in space and Leo is in h e double soviet england so Persis hears from Alfard that the fires are being put out and air leaks are being sealed. 3 survivors on bridge, 2 on anger and the rest are dead like junkies who choose to use drugs or guys who choose to be b0ned by guys they meet randomly. Peter wants to bring Jiroto Ganymede Command Station and explain it but Persis don't like it. Gil sez to send him to the past as Alfard's Teleportation Station is classified cuz it can move in time. Persis sez dats topsy kret but Gil sez it only sends inorganic matter like a reverse Terminator as organic cr-p can't take it. It can send weapons to enemy positions in other times (but its not revealed if it can change history or if its decided). Sonia sez they can send Jiro cuz he's light particles (better than pym particles, not to be confused with p-mp articles) but Persis sez they can't disobey command. Gil sez Kaiser is still out there and is after Jiro so he'd gonna be back. Jiro wants to go to the Heian Era and Gil sez f she sez no he'd do it anyway.

In ancient Japan at night, Senki walks by and scares a man off his horses a55 and runs through town. Goki tells Miyuki that Senki is called the ShutenDoji of Oeyama and she hopes it reaches Jiro. Goki sez the imperial court sez Shuten Doji is to be executed and a posse with Raiko Minamoto and Tsuna Watanabe is comming but Miyuki sez they can't harm guys in the era and the Posse is said to ice ShutenDoji. Back in the future Persis sez she'd let em send Jiro and she fought too many battles and almost forgot to respect her soldiers. They go to the machine and Jiro sez sorry for involving Sonia and friends in this but she sez is not his fault and o say hi to his lover(Would his b0ner glow like Ozaki in Urotsukidoji if they bred? I mean he is light.) Jiro/Sonia say bye and he goes in the oven and Pater and Gil do the time setting with Peter saying to send him to 988 as thats when an Oni was executed. Kaiser gets in the ship y the water tank(which might be recycled p-ss like Waterworld) and jumps in from the ceiling but Sonia dodges. Kaiser changes to a machine gun ad fires on the Teleporter but Persis fires on him and he returns fire and hits the ceiling water tank that flushes the area like an enema. Alfard activates a drain ump and Kaiser fires on the thing again as both chicks fire on him and Gil sez the targeting device was f'd so they gotta do it manual(Bill O'Reily: Were doin it live!!)). Kaiser shoots at the chicks ad slags Persis then on the machine but the floor opens and sh-ts water into space to drift forever but Kaiser catches a ladder and dont get flushed out like a t-rd in the wind. Kaiser climbs out the hole in the floors a55 ut vehicles fall in and plug it like a toilet full of t=mpons. Jiro gets sent back and Sonia gets to the command thing and sez captain bit it but is glad to hear Jiro survived. But Gil sez the system is outta control and the settings got f' by the battle and the ships gonna blow.

Kaiser still isn't dead like Chucky or Michael Myers or Jason or dick cheney and Peter sez take cover cuz its gonna blow. Kaiser wants to go back to fight Jiro, even though the whole reason they set him there was o avoid Kaiser, but I guess they figger he's Jiros problem now, and Peter sez Kaiser is organic and won't make it. Kaiser don't care and theres 2 mins til the ship blows so Sonia and Gil book it as Petr sends Kaiser back. The survivors escape in a pod and the ship blows as Kaiser goes back in time as the teleporter survived the ship blowing and might be misused if the wrong hands gets it at sone point. Hope The Rapture happens before it. As the ship blow Peter a Sonia felt Kaisers Soul go through them and he knows what Oni are now. In the past Miyuki is skinny dipping in a river cuz we gotta have her nude, but she cry's until Jiro shows up and they run together and hug. Then Raiko Minamoto and Tsuna Watanabe and their gang show up to ice Shutendoji and see he likes naked chicks too an is gonna slag him. Then Iron Kaiser shows up in a light and blows apart with his ki or soul or w/e becoming an energy head thing and fights ShutenDoji who draws his blade and flys up to battle. Kaiser barfs fire on him but Jiro goes in his mouth like prez husseins butt buddy big mike and they go in the clouds and scream as lightning f==ks. somehow Kaiser bites it and Jiro comes down in a loincloth he had since getting here and sexy naked Miyuki hugs him. Goki puts clothes on her and asks wtf was that and Jiro sez the kid of Jawanbokikai (Who's the mom?). Miyuki sez the meteor shower of w/e he was looks like tears and Goi sez its the legend of Oeyama and the head of Shuten Doji. Senki shows up and sez the door to Ongoku Kai is opening and its time to kill Dai Ongokushi Jarai. They glow and float up to the air and Raiko Minamoto sees This is Sparta Cnn ShutenDoji.

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In the Manga

  • Senki/Jiro/Miyuki/Goki go through the dimension thing and change with Jiro's clothes bursting off like Honey Kisaragi, Senki turns to stone/breaks apart, Goki turns to metal, and Miyuki turns to Ice or something. Goki sez their appearance changes but they are the same and Jiro sees them as Rock, Steel, Glass and he's Light. Jiro sez she's pretty like a Shining Jewel (And not cuz she's a thicc naked babe) and she's happy. Goki sez the mind is everything in here and they gotta think to move. This is a border of a 3D world and they gotta go through another dimension and see Feudal Japan and a Spanish ship in portals as every era is linked to here with Space ships and dinosaurs in some. They can time travel and the space chooses where they go as Jiro thinks dad would like this as he's a history guy(Show what REALLY happened in WW2 and the Civil War and j fk and the kung fIoo!). They gotta wait for the portal to come to em and connect em to the dimension but it might not be the Demon Realm and there might be other realms. They go back to normal formes and Miyuki covers her transformers zone cuz she's butt hole naked so Jiro gives her his sweater as a minidress like the Amazon 5kanks in Sailor Moon Super S. Things darken as they near the demon realm and Jiro glows as they saw each other as their perceptions like Jiro as Shutendoji or Senki as Rock or her as a Jewel cuz she's precious and not like dat black blob movie. ShutenDoji is sed to enter the Demon realm shining and as they get there demons awaiting em attack. Its sed when he enter the demon realm his power rises infinitely and busts it so they don't want him in. 8 pages of fighting later the realm moves away so they gotta wait 4 it 2 return. Senki gets sucked into a portal and is in history w/Miyuki so Goki goes after em but Jiro falls in a time hole to the void of space and wonders what he is and how he survives it(Like Freeza?). But REALLY Space is fake and da earth is flat in real life.
  • The Alfard had a different crew and as fighting an Oni Ship that Jiro saved em from
  • Rikki's sister Yu Muso was living with Jiro's dad after her family got slagged and aid how younger photoes of Ryuichiro Shiba looks like their ancester that Dad sees is like Goki

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