Shutendoji

At some point between the cover being made and the story beginning, she lost that bra in a mysterious accident.

Shutendōji (手天童子? Shutendōji), also written Shutendouji or Shuten Doji and also known as Legend of Shutendoji, is a science-fantasy manga series created by Go Nagai which combines elements from Japanese folklore with science fiction. An OVA series was released beginning in 1989 and ending in 1991, with a total of 4 episodes. The manga was serialized from September 5, 1976 to April 30, 1978 in the magazine Weekly Shōnen Magazine by Kodansha.

Story

It's the 70s, and it's a wedding-- a recipe for disaster. Thus, a pair of oni just sort of appear there, and da blue one quickly kills the other one. The living oni then realizes it forgot to bring a wedding gift, and so he loans the couple a baby he just had with him for some reason. It's just a loan, though, and he will be back in 15 years to take it back.

Instead of giving the baby to like, the FBI or the Ghostbusters or something, they keep the thing and name him Jiro Shutendo... get it? Now, being a demon baby and all Jiro has some weird powers, and his adoptive Dad figures it would probably be a good idea to research the oni so that he knows what the fuck is actually happening. Fifteen years come and go, and then the plot happens, and it involves a lot of spacetime weirdness, violence, and tiddies. Especially tiddies.

Characters

• Jiro Shutendo
• Miyuki Shiratori
• Ryuichiro Shiba
• Kyoko Shiba
• Ryoan
• Senki
• Goki
• Yusuke Shiratori
• Tanemura
• Moriyama
• Maruo
• Masaru
• Ryoko
• Hyoki
• Yojiro Kitani
• Yonen Majari‏‎
• Naojiro Oyama
• Rikki
• Koyayashi
• Kosaku Kaji
• Jawanbokikai
• Yunen Mugenbo
• Gusan Asokubo
• Kokuten Daganbo
• Shukyo Dokuchon
• Senketsu Kogabo
• Domon Kugutsubo
• Madoki
• Oyama
• Zuganbo
• Sengaki
• Shishin Kikokuten
• Daima Kimokuten
• Jaoh Kichoten

Anime

It got 4 OAV's, each with Miyuki getting nude for some reason, and unlike most OAV's based on Go Nagai books, Actually ends the story.

• Shutendoji OVA 1‏‎
• Shutendoji OVA 2
• Shutendoji OVA 3‏
• Shutendoji OVA 4

Manga

Vol 1

Chapter 000

On this wall corner in space this baby is made and Oni fight and brutally slaughter each other. 2 Oni move through time and space and in the distant future year of 15 years ago, Ryuichiro Shiba and his woman visit Ryuichi's parents graves. The high priest is glad he has respect for his ancestors and Ryu, or Roo to 90s kids, is here to marry his babe. then the 2 Oni come out in a dark storm and fight and 1 has a baby in its mouth that his woman wants to save. The Senki Oni slags the other and gives the humans the baby and uses telepathy cuz Go Nagai has a thing for that, to tell em he's comming back in 15 year, and come he will! HARD!! The Oni vanish and they think its a dream, but they got the demon child and woman don't want to give him or or let him down or run around and desert him. He wants Priest to name him and he tells Roo sez many demons names end in Doji(Urotsukidoji?!?!?!) and he suggests Shuten Doji spelled Drinking child. Roo sez its not good to give a kid a name of booze (alcohol kills people) so the monk sez spell it Heaven Hand Child, like a Cock fight and a Caulk fight as the kid is a gift from the heavens(like Shishimaru Tenoh?!??!). Roo wants to name him Shutendoji Shiba, but monk/priest/cleric sez not to give him the family name and call him Jiro Shutendo (Or in Japanese, Shutendo Jiro, like Dick wolf in Japan is Wolf Dick, not to be confused with the furry xxx star) cuz the daemons are comming back for him in 15 years. At home, the woman complains of giving him a demon name (better than a mispolymerized name like devonte or jermichael or quantavious or lakeeshareena) but dad sez it makes him strong and manly (better than a candya55 like back door billy gates or booty boy ba rock) and the kid can talk and is mentally aware like with Adam and Eve and Adam's 1st woman after being Made by God in the Garden of Eden. so to help his wife and fam, Roo starts studying daemons and looking into folklore and mythology(did he get a masters degree?) as the stories might be based on fact(many actually are! it was so long ago, who knows what really happened??) and when Jiro was 15, his shadow was a big oni thing. Then he's 15 and his story begins!

Chapter 001

As Jiro goes home from school, mrs Tanemura malcontentarly watches Jiro go home and whines about how he never studies but gets straight A's (Better than queer A's!!) and is too perfect. He never takes notes, always looks out the window like the great gatzby, and gets everything right, including perfectly recalling everything she wrote and erased on a board and pointed out her typoes(might be the autism! Hope he's not j=rkin off to anime girls!). She also thinks Jiro is handsome(oh F==k! she's gonna try to b0ne him! Its Card Captors in reverse!!). Mr Moriyama(forest mountain?!) sez he don't get what girls find handsome(cuz he's not a girl or queer) and she laughs at it but when Moriyama sez chicks might like him, she sez Jiro has no homies but keeps to himself but isn't lonely, but doing it on purpose. Moriyama suggests she's gay for Jiro but she gets p-ssed and leaves and Moriyama is bummed cuz he's gay for her and not moleman. After looking longingly off a cliff like where Ryo Utsugi flew off on his bike in Demon Lord Dante Episode 1‏‎, Jiro walks home and this trucker is told Jiro is the enemy by an invisible voice and plows into him, which sends Hiro flying into a building, only for a huge impact crater like an Oni on the building and the truck is destroyed but Jiro is ok. At the Shiratori house, Miyuki Shiratori's alpha male brother Yusuke Shiratori offers her a ride in his cool car but she sez no cuz he's a bad driver(well, he IS asian). On the bus to school, Miyuki sees Jiro Shutendo and is shy but her bbw homie Maruo invites her to sit with her. As she walks over, she falls into this Bancho dude with a scar and Maruo offers to help and covers for Miyuki, only to be slugged out by the bancho and the punks say "when 1 suffers, we all suffer" which makes me think this gang is a union, but theres a lot of overlay. Scarred guy pulls out a blade and cuts open the bag saying "i think it broke my foot, lets see whats in this heavy thing" and sumps out c0ndoms and lube and plastic d0ngs books. Miyuki sez she'd pay for a Dr but punk sez she can't just harm someone and pay it off and bus driver regrets not being able to help cuz those high school punks are too tough. The punks want her to come by their base for some, extra lessons, on how to treat upper classmen and she sez she wants to be forgive. The head punk sez they gotta learn her by repaying harm for harm and he pulls a knife and is gonna let her choose where to be cut. Jiro tells em to stop and they f with him and spit on him(better get an aids test, wait, this is the 70s, THEY didn't make it yet) but the bus stops at the Hokuryo Academy and its time for school but the punks vow to remember her. as the punks go on, they talk about how they like Miyuki even though she's 14(which is like Pan in Gt, Sailor Venus, Wedding Peach, and the Yugioh Chicks) and 1 liked the fat one cuz she had bigger t-ts(many fat chicks do. Look at Dawn P or Lexxxi Luxe). In class Miyuki has a thing for Jiro and Tanemura b--ches at her over not paying attention and there's a new teacher comming for biology with an Oni shadow. Then Jiro has a nightmare of Oni and we see his naked a55, which might explain why girls like Go Nagai, and his mom comforts him. His room has a poster of a GTR skyline car and a bikini top chick and when his mom comes back, he sees her as a big devolved Oni. She comforts him saying Daddys trying to find a way to save him from the Oni and at the same time, Miyuki is thinking of Jiro and wants to be his friend and show him love and prays to God to have her get to Jiro or w/e. In her place, Tanemura walks around in black undies and an open rope that shows her nips at times and Moriyama spies on her with binoculars cuz he's gay for her and she's b--ching about Jiro and he thinks she's gay for him. In the abandoned dorm like in Yugioh GX or Getter Robo or all those other anime, the punks are playing dice and breaking desks with swords and drinking booze and are called the Life Bound. There's 20 of em and the teachers are too chicken sh-t to do anything about their bull sh-t or horse sh-t, which is bat sh-t. WOMBAT SH-T!! Masaru brings Ryoko over and claims to love her and wants to bring her to the abandoned place. He claims the life bound are out today and when they go in, they gang comes out and reveal when 1 loves her, they all love her and she gets gang b0ned by 20 guys all at once!! THIS is why you don't trust guys to go to dark areas with em! After class, Tanemura sends Jiro to see Mr Kitani and he asks about Jiro's demony name and why its different than his rents. Jiro senses this guys a creepus lepus and Kitani sez his name means Valley Demon(Like, Totally!) and many names have demons in em. Demons are not always evil but a symbol of power and some have it to share their power, but he has another reason. (Jiro! Get out of there! Now! He's gonna b0ne you!!) He reveals he has demon ancestry (like the queen and clin tons and gates and zucker burgs) and shows his fangs and Jiro freaks out! In the b0ne yard, the life bound have b0ned the Ryoko and sez if she tells she'd be shamed for being boned and deserved it for believing his lies(like that shotz are safe?) and they dont fear jail so they can take it but she cant(this is going SVU). So Kitani sez Jiro is the 1st he showed his secret to and wants Jiro to share his but Jiro sez he's got none and Kitani grabs him in anger. He sez sorry and shows his shadow which is bigger and has horns and Jiro's is normal and his grandma sez its the spirit of his ancestors like an aura and he tried to hide it as a kid. He wants Jiro to come to his place and learn of his connections to daemons(good f--k Jiro! Call an adult! This guys a creeper!) and calls him Shutendoji but Jiro identifies as Jiro Shutendo and leaves before Kitani shows him his oni horn in his undies but Kitani sez he can come later and show him something that'll change his destiny(He's gonna turn him queer??!!). After Class Miyuki waits for Jiro but he don't show and she goes home but 3 of the Life Bound are driving by and see her and wanna b0ne her w/o the other members getting a turn. Kitani looks at Jiro from the window wanting Shutendoji to come to him as his Kreepy Kitani Klan waited for centuries for him. The punks pull off cuz there's too many witnesses and they don't want the cops on em(Why not have the teachers call the cops on them?? They can bust in, guns blazing and shed those c-ck suckers with semi's!) and Miyuki remembers Maruo told her Jiro goes to Midoriyama park and goes there. The punks see her going off the beaten path and come for her. At night she's walking home and these punks grab her in their car with their gorilla arms and are gonna do things to her for not showing up (Like firing someone for not taking a needle that would damage em). Da punx go bak tu da skuul and tie her up and she's wearing a nightgown and they throw a knife by her. She don't scream or p-ss herself like the last one and I just realized if they all b0ne the same chicks, then if 1 gets aids, they ALL get aids! It IS a union! So they think she thinks she's better than them and is rich and cut open her nightgown and ropes and are gonna b0ne her but she calls to Shutendo to save her. The punks say no ones gonna save her a55 and the voice of the leader of the life bound tells em to stop. The wall breaks open and this black void is there as a big devolved Oni Hyoki comes out with a long drooling tongue!

Vol 2

Chapter 002

So Jiro is home and daddy comes back from a research trip (is he one of those Destination Truth/Ancient Aliens guys?) and talks with Jiro of his nightmares and how its actually memories of his time in the Demon World (Like Urotsukidoji?? Dat Megumi!!) and dad would be scared too if he was from there and a big a55 Oni was comming to take him back. Dad sez not to fear but dare to be happy as its your right (Along side Life and Liberty) but they gotta earn the happiness and not to give up. Then goes on that Jiro belongs to them and he will try to save him from the daemons, is this a thing on hong kong being taken back by the maruta in 97? Like all good parents, they will go to h--ll for their kid and do whatever they can to save him. Meanwhile, its suddenly raining on the punks hideout in the cr-ppy building and the oni they serve uses its psychic power to rip off Miyuki's clothes to show her tight nude bod. Jiro's dad sez all cultures have stories of daemons and in china they say its the spirits of the dead (And after mao, they got a LOT) and Oni means Hidden and Unseen. But what they saw was a living thing 21 feet tall like a Robotech thing and intelligent. Other cultures have similar graven images of daemons and some say Oni means Great Man and was from a horned giant(Like in The Bible with the offspring of man and fallen angel?). The 1st Oni story in Japan was in Chronicles Of Wind And Land Of Izumo Province and says long ago an oni ate a guy making a field in the mountains. Other books include Chronicles Of Japan, Spiritual Chronicles Of Japan, Tales Of Now And Then(Like Tales Of Phantasia on GBA/Snes/ps1?), Abridged Land Of The East, True Account Of Three Generations and Tales Of Uji's Gleanings. This means they was most active in 800-900 in the Nara and Heian eras. Also some may mistake crimes for demons and vice versa. Also the Historical Shutendoji was said to be born to a common family in Nakamura and was in his mom 16 months (She musta swelled up huge and hot!!!!) and when she pooped him out, he had hair and teeth and was like a 6 year old. His rents gave him to the temple in Hisagami village and the head monk taught him the black arts. In 988 a storm f'd Kyoto and the fortune teller said it was by a demon in the west. So Minamoto Yorimitsu was sent to ice him and brought Watanabe No Tsuna and 4 guys faking being Priests who came with wine and got him drunk before beheading him like a gaijin does in the 1st world to humans and englishmen. His head flew to Kyoto but bit it at the entrance but Daddy sez he thinks the Real ShutenDoji was a bandit and not a sorcerer or demon. Jiro thinks he was a Hero Of Justice who THEY wanted to bring down for defying THEM and made up the Whirlwind accusations(Like the media and global warming or attacking a celeb who tells the TRUTH). Also Yorimitsu fought w/o honor and got him drunk instead of a fair fight cuz hes a candya55. Jiro tells daddy about Kitani and his demon ancestry and shadow. Then 6 pages of the Oni licking Miyuki and turning into a copy of her, then using psychic force to throw her into the hole in the a55 of the wall and sealing it like a butt sewn shut. Fake Miyuki, or black Miyuki in dragon ball super, comes home and the dog barks at her but she uses psychic cr-p to stop it. Inside she sez she was studying at a friends house and mom called the school. Yusuke teases her of having a BF and she pokes fun at his cr-ppy secks life. In her room black Miyuki wants to use this forme to get to Jiro and the next day while playing volley ball like the bimbo sailor scout, Mina, with a buncha chicks, including her bbw homie Maruo, nails the ball at Jiro with enuff force to break ribs. Jiro holds up his hand and the ball pops like a zit full of rich creamy pus and everyone thinks the ball vanished after Miyuki nailed it. In class, black Miyuki switches seats with a nerd chick and gives a look at a guy poking fun at em that shuts his a55 tight. She asks if his hand is ok and he thinks somethings up cuz he moved his hard too fast for humans to see. Then some psychic cr-p thats her look at him and her cold eyes give him viet nam flashbacks to oni land as a baby and this chick with a staff like Saori Kido in Saint Seiya with a shadowed over face. He thinks she's got demon eyes and wonders if shes a demon but she sez shes scared of the Life Bound who are after him for the bus thing. Also they b0ned a lot of chicks and didn't play Nintendo and have a dark power supporting em that keeps em from being punished(like bid en??) and she needs his help against em. Jiro thinks she can't be a daemon and she sez sorry for troubling him and leaves but Jiro sez he'd aid her. She reveals she uses esp to make the ball hit hard as a test to see if he's strong and she's an Esper like in final fantasy SaGa on Game Boy. Also it popped b4 hitting his hand homie and it was from will power and Jiro sez he don't got it. She thinks he might not know of his powers and when Jiro asks of her using her powers to protect herself, she sez its too much work and struggles to move a pencil with her mind. She wants him as a bodyguard and he agrees to walk her home from school and she thinks if he is the kid who got away, she'd slag him. After class, Tanemura confronts black Miyuki about changing seats and wants her in her real seat next time and B M sez she wont. When Tanemura b--ches about her talking to Jiro in class, B M sez shes jealous of her and had a dry spelll(ewwwwwwwwww) and mocks her lust for a teen boy and tells her to b0ne a dog and walks out like a p-mp. Moriyama comes in seeing her in shock(b--ch wa shock) and thinks she p-ssed herself and she b--ches out at him. After comming home she's b--chy about Miyuki standing up to her and sees Miyuki in her apartment.

Chapter 003

Not Miyuki sez its easier to manipulate a human who's heart was taken by another and Ms Tanemura is into Jiro like many school teachers do for their students, then barfs a salamander and it does something to her offscreen after Not Miyuki sez its part of her body and will enter/control her. Later Not Miyuki gets outta bed and sinks through the floor with her nightgown left behind and goes to some dimension. She sez she's the devil of this universe and calls forth outcasts for looking gross from Hell with all these shadowy things breaking outta rocks and trees and water. Later its after school and he goes with Not Miyuki to the park to look over the city on his way home. He tells her he was told he can only stay in the city til the Summer of his 16th Year and might have to go soon. He don't want forget the city as even with its flaws its at peace and Not Miyuki realizes he's going somewhere not Japan and the Oni thing in her or w/e realizes he means the realm they are from and to ice him here and now cuz he is the one they want. Not Miyuki sees she has to confirm his power level and the whole Demon Race depends on it. They start going home and see Ms Tanemura and the Life Bound catch her but Jiro confronts them as they whip out their 14 inch d0ngs Switchblades and threaten him but offer to let him join em. He slugs 2 then chases with jumping down large drops as Not Miyuki see's it don't take much to fire him up. He gets to the bottom as the car drives away like its SVU and Not Miyuki is there and sez she's stronger than humans from being an esper and the punks are headed for the abandoned building that everyone knows about but Jiro. He notices his shadow went Oni and recalls how it protected him like a forcefield when in danger and thinks if the punks are that bad. Not Miyuki stays behind and turns a bit demony saying this is where Jiro will end as Jiro is let in to the room with Ms Tanemura naked and on her knees. They ask if he wants to join in their ritual and she otta teach class nude, which makes Jiro mad. They say they'll ice her to transcend humanity by breading all the laws of the Human World and will sacrifice Jiro too. Jiro is shocked by people not wanting to be people (Like that queer mexican banker getting his parts and ears removed to transition into a genderless dragon?) and the think humans are doomed with Biblical scenes and only the transcended will survive. Jiro claims there's no devil (Which has been disproven if you look up the evidence and accounts of those who have seen and THOSE who work him him) but they say they saw demons from the other realm that looked like daemons of legend and heir dark ruler used Tanemura to lure Jiro here. Jiro tries to protect her but she jumps on him and tells em in the demon voice to ice em both. They chop at em but only Tanemura gets it and loses a leg and Jiro tells em off for involving the innocent and Not Miyuki reveals she's a fake that copied her personality and memories and sexy looks. Jiro asks why they are after him and Not Miyuki sez he don't need to know cuz they gon slag him now and orders the punks to attack. Their swords bread near him and he sez they are no longer human after slagging his teacher and he goes SS5 as his shadow extends like a homie watching My 600lb Life and crushes the baddies. Not Miyuki sees its not Jiro's Power and she can win as THEY travelled across Time to put a thought barrier on him and falls through the wall. Jiro is shocked his power slagged guys and the wall breaks open to a dimension with naked Real Miyuki, or Not Not Miyuki calling for help. Not Not Not Miyuki sez its a Microcosm subspace made by her thoughts that his powers won't save him there as no foreign thoughts can penetrate the sphere to erupt the rock of ages bringing final fear.

Vol 3

Chapter 004

Not Miyuki dares Jiro to be stoopid go in the subspace to save Miyuki and she summoned 3 evil specters to face him(What is this? A Sega Master System Game?) that were Oni that came to the Human Realm but were oppressed and lost their sentience and devolved. She summoned em from a Pseudo Space the resided in and wanna eat people for ruining them and Jiro jumps in and lands in a dark world but not like Zelda as the hole he came in closes up. Jiro worries he's gonna fight the 1st specter w/o his barrier and is scared but sees he's got a duty and don't want Miyuki to get it like his teacher and goes onward but not like that cr-ppy disney movie. He sees the Demonic BQmber B-29 that's a plane from like WW2 or w/e and drops aslosives at him dat blow and leaves him in a flaming blackness. Then he's in 1945 Tokyo and the Allies are destroying it as the Nipponjin take cover as a guy tells Jiro he don't stand a chance and the area blows. Jiro tanks the fire as he realizes that its an illusion and this is weird cuz I'm watching the Transformers Animated ep Human Error as I type this and it has planes dropping asplosives on a city and illusions in a phantasy realm. Jiro grabs the B-29 and grows big as the specters have no power and its the realm faking it, then grows big and it turns into some kinda Dino Yokai and he kills it with his hands. Then his mom comes in and turns on the light in his room and he's in bed and he asks if she's really his mom and she thinks its odd and he came home half an hour ago and went to his room. He wonders how he got back and that he only remembers slagging 1 Specter but sez he's fine and she leaves. He thinks of the Oni that faked being Miyuki and the cr=p with the Life Bound and Ms Tanemura seeming like a dream and he calls Miyuki to see if she's ok. She sez she got home ok and there was no incident with Mr Tanemura. He thinks it was a dream and mom gets him for dinner but there's a fridge in the hall mom claims broke and they are getting a new one. Jiro sez they got 1 recently and he offers to fix it but she tries to get him away, which arouses his suspicion and he opens it to find named Miyuki, which arouses the reader. Women in Refrigerators? Did Go Nagai start this? Checks candy a55 wikipedea: The comic that started it was 94 and this is the mid late 70s, so yeah, Go Nagai started that! So Jiro sees this ain't his mom (what if she was mind controlled like Takemura?) and this ain't his house and he beats and strangles her like in The Human Centipede 2 but she didn't have it comming. She devolves into some zit skin monster as the third Spector arrives as a big gill man thing like in Castlevania. Miyuki wakes up naked and runs to Jiro and Jiro thinks he don't stand a chance against this monster. Not Miyuki who's not nude sez its got its demon power and w/o his Barrier he's f'd. The big a55 gill man yokai attacks but blows apart from the Barrier coming back and Not Miyuki is confused.

Chapter 005

Jiro's barrier that blew apart (Bleach) The Third Phantom I mean Specter turns into a big a55 Violence Jack looking Oni called Goki that Not Miyuki sees decentralized his body to forme a Barrier. She thinks she an win as this is her terf and controls the dimension and devolves to the big hulking Oni Hyoki like the Japanese probably fought in real life like the indians fighting the giants before the White man came(not a joke, look into it) and pulls 2 blades out with a furious charge at Goki. Jiro's dad comes home and finds Jiro's shoes ain't there and his wife is going nuts with knifes in the kitchen. He grabs her arms and she sez she zoned out thinking of Jiro being taken by Oni and Dad sez she can't take out an Oni with knifes(Can ya pray it away?). Goki cuts down, or rather up, the Oni and it opens a gate to space and sucks em in like a d0ng at a pride parade. Goki formes a barrier to keep the air around em like in CB Chara Go Nagai World OVA 3 and they escape the dimension and find themselves outside the school as Goki torched the place to dispose of the bodies like he's the gov or cartel or w/e Jiro gives naked curvy Miyuki his coat. The papers claim 12 teens and 1 teacher were fond dead in a fire in the building at Hokuryo Gakuen and Professor Kitani checks the ruins which are blocked off by barb wire and not the movie with the Baywatch 5kank. Jiro avoids Miyuki even though he saw her naked and feels bad for those who bit it cuz of him but his Dad sez "you didn't do it so its cool". Jiro worrys about loving others and dad sez that if Jiro bites it then worse things might happen and he otta find his destiny and the reason THEY are after him instead of running from it so no one else gets it. They talk of Goki and how he looked kinda human but had horns and feels close to him and looks familiar. Dad wonders if he saw him in the Demon Realm but Jiro sez no and how Goki is written as Protecting Demon. Dad sez there's 2 Demons, Senki and Goki, who work for En No Gyoja aka En No Ozumu or The Great Bodhisattva Jinben, who founded Shudengo and many many Converts as a mysterious guy in the 600s and can walk on water/fly. He might have been an Esper but his mom flew from china on a dish Jiro sees might be a UFO with the whole Ancient Aliens thing going. Some say he could control gods and demons and converted Senki and Goki to work for him. Seeing Goki saved him, they see Senki was the Oni that brought him and Jiro think's he's En No Gyoja and dad sez Ozumu is like Little Horn and his mom got pregnant with him by swallowing a bullhorn or there was 2 Plutes names Ohzumu and Ozumu, but some say he had horns on his forehead. Later Jiro is confronted by Miyuki who wants to be with him even if he goes through the h e double fandom again and he sez he's leaving soon and don't like her that way. Later he looks in the bathroom mirror in a Wife Beater and thinks she's a dumba55 to like him when he's going and might lose his humanity and punches the mirror seeing himself with horns. Jiro later opens a bottle for mom and shatters it with his big manly hands like Tommy Wiseau and sez he dropped it, which surprises her as its a thick jar and shes a thicc miIf. Jiro wonders if its his X-Men Oni powers turning on and calls to Goki but gets no rely and at Miyuki's place her brother Yusuke or w/e won it big in Mahjong and got her chocolates and a record she wanted. She's bummed the guy she likes don't like her and after he sees she's crying realizes she got dumped and he's surprised as she's popular (note: sexy) and his buddies wanted her. He sez to show him her true feelings and tell win him over and she goes out to do that.

Chapter 006

Yusuke watches Miyuki offer Jiro an item to see if he's an ok guy. Jiro knocks it away and she runs off crying so Yusuke confronts him and sez he's from Shuo University. Jiro lets him slug him for being not nice to his sister and he flies over the rail on the hill in the park and sez he's a member of the boxing club and can shatter jaws(Like Hanappe Bazooka and Maboroshi Panty??). But Jiro felt nothing as he's got his guardian oni and Yusuke chmps out over his treatment of his pure hearted sister. Jiro reveals that if she comes with him she might bite it and it turns out Miyuki never told him what happened with their crazy adventure so he's doing it to keep her safe unlike the guys who bit it in the fire and abandoned building. Then a swarm of dogs comes in and b0nes quadruple amputees surround em as Yusuke sez dogs bark at people who eat em. Jiro sez someone sent em after him and he has a barrier but a dog brushes past him and cuts his sleeve and he seez its not working now and Goki wants him to get through it on his own Demon Power. Jiro sees someones controlling em with a whistle and they can't outrun em so they gotta kick their woman b0ning a55es. Giro powers up and his hair stands up like Super Saiyan but this came 1st and he grows horns like SS3 and 5 have the caveman brow and he sez his backstory of being a demon lent to humans. Yusuke and Jiro beat the therion outta the dogs and Yusuke seez this as a chance for adventure and a wild ride and that Jiro can be his best friend and Jiro sez he always wanted a best friend on his adventure. The dogs run away like the b=ches the are and Yusuke sez he didn't wanna kill dogs for some reason even though they are annoying c=ck suckers who spazz out like a grade schooler hoped up on caffeine and meth when he hears the power rangers song and jump around barking when you walk by or go to the door. The dogs return to Kitani who sez Jiro is a tough nut to bust and he otta tell Yonen Majari‏‎ prophesized that Shuten Doji would come to this land and Kitani sees Shuten Doji has daemon blood stronger than his Kitani Klan, and goes to some shrine at night. Meanwhile, at Jiro's place his dad sez he hired a private dick whos probably a secks machine to all the chicks like Shaft, can ja digg it? The P I boned up on Kitani and found he's in a demon cult of dark buddhism called the church of darkness and is to buddhism as Satanism is the the Christians. The demon buddhism worships a demon goddess(like feminism does with Adams's 1st wife?) that brings ruin to za warudo. Jiro wonders if they are really the enemy and Dad sez they have a mandala passed through the centuries. But 1st he tells of their dark god called Dai Ankoku Shira Jarai that wants to bring the universe into a dark world of sin and treason(Dante's Inferno?). In regular buddhism there's people being lightened by it to guide he world, but this is an evil god that leads to corruption and rules a darkness of death stronger than midday sun. Meanwhile Kitani tells Yonen Majari‏‎ that they found it is the ShutenDoji and Yonen Majari‏‎ laughs. As Dad is gonna tell Jiro of the mandala, Yusuke comes in and sez he found 1 guy has that many dobermans and its Kitani. Jiro's mom offers him some snacks and after she goes back in the kitchen Yusuke sez "ur sisters hot!" but Jiro reveals "That's my mom!" but not his blood mom and I guess Yusuke is into miIfs and Cougars(Show him Chichi in DBGT and Cattleya in Queens Blade). Jiro's dad didn't hear that and meets Yusuke and sez Jiro never had friends fearing they'd get f'd in the crossfire so Yusuke sez he made friends for him by tells like 20+ guys at school. Then the friends come in and Yusuke retcons it saying he only told 5 and sed the 1st number as a joke. They are Yusuke's droogs and are Boat club captain Naojiro Oyama who's a third level black belt in judo, Former Female Pro wrestler Rikki Muso, Sumo captain and possible ret-rd Koya Yashi, and nerdlinger Kosaku Kaji. Then Miyuki comes in and Jiro gets p-ssed but Yusuke sez she wanted to come. And together they are, Majin Sentai, Oni Ranger! Dad sez to accept the help but they should know the fight might f up them and their fams. Meanwhile, Yonen Majari shows Kitani the mandala of the temple that sez the truth of the dark space demon h-ll realm. It was a corner of the universe made by God and the demon h-ll realm is gonna face a great destruction of light by the Shuten Doji. All relationships of evil/darkness are shown in the mandala and Dai Ankoku Shira Jarai is in the center with 413 demons and demon gods around it from buddhism but also is Shuten Doji. Dad sez in the past was a different evil god where Shuten Doji is on the Ojamandala, but it was switched long ago. The dark gods black priests tried drawing over Shutendoji but it kept coming back and stare at the Dai Ankoku Shira Jarai with a stern look. The dark god can' come w/o beating Shuten Doji and now that Jiro is born they can. Then Jiro shows his demon horns and mom wigs out like a frenchie seeing a spier.

Vol 4

Chapter 007

Its afternoon and Jiro's dad slept in, but after reading the paper sees he needs to get Jiro. He calls Jiro's school and tells him the private dick he had looking into the dark god church suicided by jumping in front of a train(Well, he WAS Japanese) but dad sez he new him since high school and he was tougher than a Yakuza. A letter in his desk sez the dark cult did assassinations in the feudal era and has supernatural powers like Ninja and killed with curses. Dad thinks they forced him to jump as the witnesses saw him and Jiro sez Kitani quit after teaching for a few days and thinks Kitani only came to find him. They don't know where the hidden temple is and on the way home Miyuki brings Jiro to Yusuke and friends at a soda stand like Sailor Moon. Jiro tells em of the P I and Kosaku Kaji sez there's VooDoo Dolls that curse people and to watch out for leaving hairs out. Yusuke followed the dogs and found where Kitani lives and wants to go there and interrogate him til he tells where the temple is. Yusuke drives em and Jiro has a bad feeling of it and don't wanna torture his teacher as he's not a normal teen. Rikki sez its ok and Kitani threw the 1st punch while Naojiro sez they can slag him cuz his dads is a Yakuza boss(I wonder what Real Yakuza think of Go Nagai? I guess they like him and j=rk off to his sexy comics like everyone else in Japan). The gang gets to Kitani's place by a bamboo forest and Yusuke wants to send a scout, but stops Koyayashi and Jiro jumps over the wall like he's Sailor Venus. He sees Kitani who's the size of an action figure and standing on grass and figgering that the P I they iced worked for him and that the dark buddhists have demon ancestry and powers (like the elites in charge?). He jumps and bursts into glowing lights then the human sized Kotani comes out but not like president husein and invites jiro in, They go in and he sez the small him was an illusion and if he beats Jiro and says his black world he can be promoted to a Majari‏‎ high priest. He built a room of traps like Kaiba with Death T but sees if Jiro can destroy the demon realm then traps can't do diddly d0ng. So he got war daemons from the church to slag him as they were born with demon arms or w/e and have high power. Also are illusion demons that are espers and manipulate peoples minds ad do killing curse. Then in comes the war demons Jawanbokikai, Gusan Asokubo, and Senketsu Kogabo with illusion demons Shukyo Dokuchon, Yunen Mugenbo and Kokuten Daganbo and Jiro transforms and sez he's ShutenDoji. Outside the gang wonders if Jiro's ok and tubby a55 Koyayashi eats chips like Choji in Naruto. Then al these guys come out with weapons and the heroes get to the wall of the Kitani place as the bamboo thing is hard to fight in (unless ur a ninja) and an illusion demon with only hair on his brows and sideburns sez he's using a puppet jutsu and the gang beats their a55es. Rikki sees this kid is sleeping and being moved around by force and the kid beats her left shin with a baseball bat. They see the guys they beat on were seeping and the illusion demon Domon Kugutsubo reveals he's doing it and moves unconscious bodies and sends em in for round 2. Seeing they can't beat em out, Yusuke jumps off Rikki's beefy shoulders and slugs Domon Kugutsubo out which stops the puppets. They jump the wall and Yusuke sez he broke Domon Kugutsubo's gon=ds with a punch and Rikki laughs. Koyayashi flops on the floor and Rikki sez Shhh and they rush in and see Jiro strung up upside down and hanging from the ceiling with spears in him like Kozo Makimura in Devilman. Naojiro runs in to save him as he's still alive and Jiro sez "Thats not me" as chopped Jiro flips out and shanks Naojiro in the chest. Not Jiro turns back to Shukyo Dokuchon and Kutani sez to Jiro held by Jawanbokikai that its Jiro's fault he bit it as he involved Naojiro. Jiro tells em to run as the enemy is beyond human but they don't wanna leave him, esp after they slagged Naojiro. Jiro sez he'd handle it but Kitani sez Jawanbokikai can snap him at any time and is keeping him alive to show him his homes getting dusted. Yunen Mugenbo uses illusion magic and Yusuke sez don't look at him but the power attacks the mind. Rikki sees her clothes turn to snakes and tears em open and Yusuke falls apart, then Rikki's legs fall off. It don't work on Koyayashi who attacks but Gusan Asokubo kicks him away. Koyayashi is ok and Gusan Asokubo thinks he's more than human to tank his kick. Naojiro grabs Yunen Mugenbo's leg and slams him on the ground and reveals he's the heir to the crest that controls all of Kanto (Like the Slum King??) and has chains wrapped around his body after tearing off his shirt like American Hero Hulk Hogan! He throws the spears in the chains at Jawanbokikai, but he ducks so it'll get Jiro. Jiiro catches it with his feet and jams it in his anus left eye, then throws him with a flip and finishes him with the spear. Outside Koyayashi uses sumo moves to bust Gusan Asokubo around and through a stone wall. Jawanbokikai survives the spear in the eye and beats Jiiro around then beats on Naojiro by slamming Rikki into him by the leg. Kitani thinks the real danger is Jiro who has Goki but if they can beat him they can beat Jiro and tells Shukyo Dokuchon, Yunen Mugenbo and Kokuten Daganbo to handle Goki as Kitani will face Jiro as Goki comes out only when Jiro is in danger. The gang is tossed around and Rikki lands crotch 1st in Jiros face like Kekko Kamen and Kitani sez to finish em. Naojiro beats on and ties on him with chains but he breaks out and beats on Naojiro.

Chapter 008

Naojiro lights dino might and throws it like Jackal in Hokuto No Ken and blows the place as they book it. Jiro got a leg wound as Goki left him and Naojiro throws another stick for good measure. Like Sleepy in Mad Bull 34 Najiro knew this would be rough and bought asplosives as religious nuts are worse than Yakuza (esp the religion of progressive regressives) and Jiro wonders if its better if he got iced so the war would end. Yusuke sez they are demons with human faces (like Section B or anti f a?) and if they wanna destroy the world they ain't real people. Then in the fire the Kitani and his illusion demons Shukyo Dokuchon, Yunen Mugenbo and Kokuten Daganbo are alive and has a barrier like Goki and Kitani sez the real fight begins now! The barrier formes into a big devolved looking Oni and Naojiro uses a gun on it that does diddley d0ng. They book it with beefy blonde babe Rikki carrying Jiro and Koyayashi busting through a wall like he's Knuckles. Kitani sez if Goki were still here it would show in Jiro's shadow from the flames but didn't and Kitani's Oni will eat em. Out of the fire comes Jawanbokikai carrying Yunen Mugenbo and Kitani sez they don't need to chase em as his Oni Madoki can take em. Kitani was waiting his whole life to face Shuten Doji and don't want it to end too soon and secretly hopes they get away so he can make it last longer. The gang runs from Madoki as Jiro sez to ditch him as he's the one they are after. Koyayashi stops and pulls a butt f--kin tree from the ground and swings it at Madoki with his bare hands! But Madoki beats him away and Naojiro comes to the car and sez Koyayashi is dead and stops Jiro from going back. They drive off and I think Jurassic Park ripped this off as the Madoki is gaining on em and they can't do fast with this cr-ppy road. They get to the main road and a truck of drums slams into Madoki and blows but does jack sh-t to him and he busts another car near him. Jiro tries to get out but the gang don't want him to sacrifice himself as I guess he forgot that if he dies, the dark demon world will eat the universe. Rikki holds him and Naojiro sez not to waste Koyayashi's sacrifice and Yusuke has Naojiro use his last 2 sticks on Madoki. They go to it for some reason and find its right arm got blown off and it puts its severed arm on and crushes the car. Why the f--k did you get out and look?! f--kin dumba55 teens in a horror movie! Naojiro sends the rest off and faces the Madoki alone with a Gun but Jiro breaks outta Rikki and Yusuke's grip and sez "is my life" like the Bon Jovi Song and Glows with Light. He finds Naojiro half eaten and Goes SS5 but gold and summons a Ki Blade but not like in kingdom hearts as thats seuxally challenged and its The Subjugator Of Demons. Goku is there and sez Now is the time for Jiro to go on his journey. Koyayashi wakes up as he's not dead yet and Kitani gives him a message for Jiro. At Jiro's place his dad is worried Jiro isn't back yet and with him in his Woman and Son's Woman and the nerdlinger. Dad gets his rifle as I guess 70s Japan wasn't a candy a55 commie country that denies a right to defend yourself and is gun phobic to the point of cavity searching a guy who's kid drew him with a gun like soviet canada. Nerdliner sez he knows the general location of the place and can figger it oot but then Kitani or Jawanbokikai, wait its the illusion demons Yunen Mugenbo and Kokuten Daganbo and they meld through the wall like in Devilman. Jiro cuts off Madoki's left arm, and when he tries to put it on, the light ki burns him and he drops it. Jiro slices it up and it burns away and his sword spazzes away. Goki shows up and sez the blade is an objectification of the energy in his body and with it no demon can harm him. Goki leaves as Jiro wants to talk more and Jiro turns bac and is driven home by his droogs but at home finds Miyuki and mom were taken by the cult. Kitani and Yonen Majari‏‎ talk of how Madoki was beat and Jiro must've done it. Kitani is mentally linked to Madoki and felt his screaming thoughts of danger so now they can do Plan B as Jawanbokikai will bring the captives to the temple of darkness for the final battle. Kitani sees Shuten Doji is beyond his power and never thought they'd lose Madoki so they choose to gather all dark buddhists(Like Dark Priests in Shining Force?). Kpyayashi comes back from not being dead and gives Jiro a note with a map to their demon temple(oy vey!!) and all who read the letter in that room are invited. The captives will be safe until the duel and its on The 4Th Of July(Excellent work my fellow Americans) and they are told to know the are watched (like online?).

Vol 5

Chapter 009

Rikki takes a shower and bath and shows off her thicc muscle bod and her sister comes in. Both have Oni Horns but Rikki sez sister's won't grow in much more and she can hide em under her hair. They talk of Jiro and how he looks like the picture passed down through the fam and he's gentle like an angel(Like Ryo Asuka?? Cuz both are blonde and made of Photons). They go to the fam shrine and talk of Cousin Naojiro biting it like Rikki's rents as they fall defending Jiro, but if Rikki dies its sister's turn. Sister don't want Rikki to die and Rikki sez she won't lose with her fam weapons. Koyayashi sleeps w/fangs out and mom covers his face with a newspaper so company won't be scared. At da temple Kitani calls on War demons to ice the heroes who enter the mountain and has Illusion demons use psychic cr-p to confuse em, but has a Trump card planned. Yusuke drives the gang and they think they got Goki so there's 7 of em and Jiro's dad drives some. In a flashback, Jiro/dad meet Naojiro's dad who thought his generation would serve Shutendoji so he trained but was useless, but is glad his son was useful. He's a Yakuza and did many crimes to stay alive and each generation is taught to protect Shutendoji. Jiro's dad wonders what is Jiro and won't die til he solves the mystery. As the cars near, the War Demons shove rocks Up their butts down a hill and Goki's Barrier protects em. Then War Demons rip outta ground like in Violence Jack with Jun Hono and lift up Yusuke's car so Jiro's dad rams it loose b4 they throw it in the Ravine(And not where Emma sucked Jay in Degrassi). They run over the guys on purpose like asians and Jiro sez they ain't open to talk but only to fight. They drive on and Yusuke hits a mine and his car flips and not cuz he's asian and the guys are ok so they go on foot but get in a quicksand, but its really water or w/e and the War Demon Navy gets em. Jiro/Yusuke cap em and Jiro calls a blade and slags em.

The illusion demons attack and seem giant and 1 is Kokuten Daganbo's big head (heh heh heh, u sed big head). Jiro sez its an illusion but is grabbed by 1 and told knowing won't save em. Jiro calls his blade and slices the hands and its the Illusion Demons being cut like a b0ner by a rabbi's mouth. Kosaku Kaji sees 5 left and 2 are in a tree and sends Jiro to slice the tree. Blood comes out and bodies fall and Kaji points out another dats capped by Jiro's dad. Jiro fights a naked tree chick but its fake and Kaji sends Jiro to ice Shukyo Dokuchon behind him who says only Illusion Demons can see through Illusion Demon spells. 1 runs seeing Illusions don't work and Yusuke caps him in the neck and back like a homie comming at a cop. 1 gets word to Kitani the Illusion Demons f'd out and he has Hun-Dreds of demons in the plain of fangs to overwhelm em. The heroes get there and see rocks in it where Jiro thinks this is a good place for Human Wave attacks. Dad sez the fang like stones are a good place to hide and fire at 1. Jawanbokikai jumps out in bandages like The Coyote in Looney Toons with 100 war demons from their rocks. Rikki don't know who'll live but swears to get him there alive and Yusuke sez he'd save Miyuki with Naojiro's Dads Guns. Rikki has a club on a chain from her ancestors and Koyayashi has Iron Balls but Jiro sez Kaji has no chance so stay back. Kaji sez they need him in case of Illusion Demons and his Kaji Klan has Psychic Powers and can move stones with em. He wants to know why they are destined to fight w/Shutendoji as its why the Kaji Klan exists and Jiro sez the answer is on the other side of the battlefield. Jiro leads the attack and war demons throw fang rocks but Yusuke caps em. 1 punches rocks at Koyayashi and he tanks it and flicks a ball through 1's head. Jiro cuts the rock/demon and Koyayashi catches a rock and crushed a guy but another comes and Yusuke caps him. 2 come w/ rocks for Yusuke but he caps em.

Rikki busts 1 guys head with her club and strangles another with her chain but her club does little to Zuganbo's harder than steel head, that he headbutts into her big t-ts. Dad calls to her and 1 guy w/fangs comes for him but bites through a mouth full of stone. Zuganbo tries to crush Rikki's bust with his weird head but stops b4 hitting and Riki gets him in a lock and crushed his body with her hard beefy muscles. The fanggit comes for Jiro's dad but Rikki uses her club to get him in the mouth and fling him up as Dad blows him out with a shot gun. Yusuke gets a guy in the head like House of the Dead and 2 guys come 4 Jiro with metal things on chains but Jiro de heads em. Dad shotguns another like Ryo Asuka and Kaji psychic throws Rocks at a guy. Yusuke is surrounded by guys with rocks and crushed in a blood spray and Kaji tells Jiro "they killed Yusuke! Those c=ck suckers!" Koyayashi runs to him even though Yusuke's dead and can't do sh-t but he's a dumba55 so it fits. The rockmen crush him but he's too tough and throws em back and crushes em, but 1 throws a spear in his neck. Dad caps the spear chucker and is punched out and Kaji gets cut down by a blade. 1 chugs liquid and blasts fire at Rikki's left upper body like Ginnai Doma, Sister Jill, and Akira Fudo and Jawanbokikai sez the War Demons will get Shutendoji so their lives have meaning. He jumps to fight Jiro and gets 2 sickles on a chain and fights Jiro but when 1 guy tries to rock him, Jiro cuts through the rock/guy. Jawanbokikai gets Jiro's blade with the chain and guys come for him with rocks. Rikki is being flamed and 1 guy gets her in the t-t with a blade but it does jack sh-t as she's got armor under her outfit and busts the guy. She holds Kaji as strong women like small men and a guy comes at her with a blade but she catches it w/her hands and gets the guy in the neck with it for Kaji, then throws it through a guy after Jiro's dad.

Rockmen come for Jiro and he jumps like in Shinobi on Sega and they clash under him, then he cuts through the guys and goes for Jawanbokikai and cut him in half like Baron Ashura in Mazinkaiser OVA 7. Rikki/Dad come and 2 guys come for em but Jiro throws his blade and gets both in the neck. Jiro asks why she's spazzing but sees they are the only survivors. Kitani hears the War Demons fell and is gonna lead Shutendoji to Sengaki Mountain. The hero trio like Sonic Heroes with Jiro as Sonic, Dad as Tails cuz he's smart and Rikki as Knuckles for power, get to a Mountain the baddz HQ on the other side but they can't get by w/e climbing gear. They look and find a stone Oni head w/footprints in its cave mouth and go in but the mouth clothes and inside is acid that a drop gets on Rikki's beefy shoulder. Jiro calls out asking if its an Illusion Demon and it sez "u can't see me, well, kinda" and his gastric juice melts ore of Rikki's armor. Turns out its Sengaki who will digest em and blasts em with acid that melts Rikki naked and Dads face off. Jiro stabs the wall and it does diddley d0ng and they get flushed to the stomach and melt to bones. This geezer is gonna mutilate em as he's bones and Jiro's bones counter attack as even though the illusion tore him up, but he survived by only willpower and Jiro offs his head. They were in a wet cave and not melted and make it to the temple of darkness for the evil god. Jiro wonders why if all wanna be happy why does the temple for bringing bad feelz exist?(This was before the internet) Dad don't know of good/evil and beyond(like that Dreamcast Game?) and how all living people exist w/i the answers to it. They go past Oni Statues and Oni rocks but da rocks fly at em and Kitani shows the Sorcerers, Shishin Kikokuten, Daima Kimokuten, Jaoh Kichoten, and Yojiro Kitani, aka Sasho Kimonten! Da 4 gr8 sorcerers w/more power than Illusion Demons. They attack but then Senki appears!

Vol 6

Chapter 010

Jiro's Dad sez Senki is the Oni that brought Jiro to em. Shishin Kikokuten sez Senki and Goki and Oni but not Oni and protect Shutendoji as Kitani sez they'd ruin the Demon Realm and Jaoh Kichoten with Daima Kimokuten and the other 2 attack with flying stone heads like a video game. Senki busts rocks so the 4 sorcerers throw prayer beats to bind him like its some kinda SM thing and rip through him so he's in pieces. The pieces reform and he fights em as Goki tells the Rikki, Jiro and dad he left to get Senki who no human can stop, not even the elite 4 sorcerers. Shishin pukes fire out his stone head he rives on but Senki busts it and splits him in half like Shishimaru Tenoh and Ginnai Doma. Goki sez they are gonna bring Jiro to the Demon Realm that arises from Null Space and expands but Oni are spontaneously combusted I mean generated. Senki wastes Jaoh and Goku tells Jiro he has no parents but was made by the realm as Senki crushes Kitani and splatters him on the ground like that frog in Beavis and Butthead. Goki sez everything like Trees and cr-p were made that way in his realm and he/Senki came after Jiro as Senki is busted by Daima's lightening. Goki sez Baby Jiro cried and had no rents but lives and the Oni wanted to eat him as they eat each other but then Goki was made and by instinct defended Jiro and held him in 1 arm with the other chipping Oni. Jiro asks if thats right as Goki has no past but Goki sez thats where his memory began and Seki was made to bring him to this world and knew who to give it to. Goki knows not why he/Demon World exists but knows Jiro is the key when he goes to the demon realm. Daima brags of slagging Senki but Senki is ok as he used an illusion and sucks him into his mouth and crunches him to h-ll. Goki sez Jiro's mom/GF are unharmed but Yonen Majari is the founder of the dark god church and stringer than the 4 they just iced. Majari asks his god for power and comes out to face em.

Majari brings out Jiro's Mom/Woman on a cross and sez he'd end him and summons the Nio Statues that Jiro sez for Rikki and Goki to fight while telling dad to cap Majari. Dad's gun busts but not like Gunbuster and Goku busts the Nio to reveal metal things moved by Majari's telekinesis that he uses to bust Rikki's head. Senki attacks him btu he busts his temple and a big a55 dragon comes out and brings Senki to the sky as Jiro sends Goku to protect his dad. Rikki takes a metal hit to the torso to protect Jiro and dies glad she helped him. Majari sez he's a cr-ppy son and Jiro dodges his metal attacks and chops with his blade but Majari's Psychic Barrier protects him. Jiro busts the barrier and strangles Majari cuz he's a rotting geezer but tries to use Psychic cr-p to kill Jiro's chicks. He rips off Miyuki's clothes but before he rips her virgin flesh and hot bod, Goki shanks him from behind like in Cyber City OEDO 80s OAV 3 and Majari flees. Senki slags the fire dragon and not the one in Yugioh GX and Majari see's he's f'd up and tries to ice Jiro's mom for his dark god. As he raises the knife, he sees his god's statue has the same face as Jiro's mom and pauses long enough for Goku to slices his back like Yajarobi on Vegeta in the 1st third of DBZ. Majari dies wondering why his god looks like Jiro's mom and Miyuki gets off the cross bare a55 naked. Jiro runs to his mom but Senki grabs him and sez he cant stay in this world anymore and takes him as Jiro wants to say bye to mom. Senki sez they can't waste spurm I mean time and he don't know if Jiro can return to this realm as he only knows his duty and that Jiro is not of this world. Jiro's mom spazzes out and Miyuki uses brains and asks Goki to bring her with Jiro and he turns to ki and rises her up to the sky where Senki/Jiro went. Mom wigs out, claws her own face and curses Oni while calls for Jiro. This is why women in charge is a bad idea, they go mental!

In the Kitamori nut house dad visits and doc sez she has psychological shock(You Wa Shock!) from a traumatic event, and REAL trauma, not your candidate losing the election or someone saying Dudes got d0ngs. She keeps experiencing the shock over and over and her mind is so full of it she can't have other thoughts(Did she get a flu shot or something?) but if the cause is removed by brings back Jiro she'd heal. Dad goes off and thinks how doc sed he could try hypnosis and dad notices its fall and then winter. He researches more demon things and writes of the battle with da cult how after getting Kyoko to the nut house he went back and the mountain/temple they fought at was gone from being in a special space only dark buddhists can go to. The guys still bit it and the plain of fangs battle felt lie a dream, so he calls to Jiro to return and save his woman.

Senki/Jiro/Miyuki/Goki go through the dimension thing and change with Jiro's clothes bursting off like Honey Kisaragi, Senki turns to stone/breaks apart, Goki turns to metal, and Miyuki turns to Ice or something. Goki sez their appearance changes but they are the same and Jiro sees them as Rock, Steel, Glass and he's Light. Jiro sez she's pretty like a Shining Jewel (And not cuz she's a thicc naked babe) and she's happy. Goki sez the mind is everything in here and they gotta think to move. This is a border of a 3D world and they gotta go through another dimension and see Feudal Japan and a Spanish ship in portals as every era is linked to here with Space ships and dinosaurs in some. They can time travel and the space chooses where they go as Jiro thinks dad would like this as he's a history guy(Show what REALLY happened in WW2 and the Civil War and j fk and the kung fIoo!). They gotta wait for the portal to come to em and connect em to the dimension but it might not be the Demon Realm and there might be other realms. They go back to normal formes and Miyuki covers her transformers zone cuz she's butt hole naked so Jiro gives her his sweater as a minidress like the Amazon 5kanks in Sailor Moon Super S. Things darken as they near the demon realm and Jiro glows as they saw each other as their perceptions like Jiro as Shutendoji or Senki as Rock or her as a Jewel cuz she's precious and not like dat black blob movie. ShutenDoji is sed to enter the Demon realm shining and as they get there demons awaiting em attack. Its sed when he enter the demon realm his power rises infinitely and busts it so they don't want him in. 8 pages of fighting later the realm moves away so they gotta wait 4 it 2 return. Senki gets sucked into a portal and is in history w/Miyuki so Goki goes after em but Jiro falls in a time hole to the void of space and wonders what he is and how he survives it(Like Freeza?). But REALLY Space is fake and da earth is flat in real life.