Re: Cutie Honey OVA 2

Is there a Fire, Wind Water and Heart Chapter too?

Episode 2: Earth's Volume(Dai-ni Wa: Chi no Maki『第二話「地」の巻』) was the 2nd ova of Re: Cutie Honey. It came out August 28 2004 in japan and August 29 2023 by Discotek.

Characters

• Chief Clerk
• Cobalt Claw
• Honey Kisaragi
• Panthers
• Natsuko Aki
• Tokimura
• Mikami
• Seiji Hayami
• Scarlet Claw
• Bazooka Panther
• Tank Panther
• Sky Panther
• Sister Jill
• Butler
• Rinko Terada
• Mayumi Takahashi
• Kyoko Izumiya
• Black Claw

Plot

At Miniskirt Pub Sweet Honey, thicc babes dance and Chief Clerk gets aroused, but b4 he can grab dat a55, Cubalt Claw is nailed through the wall by Honey and lands thicc a55 1st in his face. They fight and Hone counters bullets by Panthers with her sword and it busts up he place as Honey takes out Panthers guns with a Honey Boomerang. Cobalt gets away throwing Grenades and at Kabukicho Ichiban Gai Street, Honey chases her with more grenades thrown. In a restaurant Cobalt gets aroused by Honey's toughness and pursuit as she's a purvo and she wants Honey to be her's and attacks by kicking away Honey's blade and attacking her til she breaks out the window in a strangle hand grab on her neck. Natchan tells em to drop their weapons and Honey asks if they can stop but Cobalt wants to see Honey's Power. Tokimura and Mikami are there and say Nat chan telling the perps they're surrounded won't work and Honey slugs down Cobalt wo ties her up with head tentacles like its some kinda SM thing or that scene in Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer where the asian chick got wrapped up in tentacle slime. Nat chan sez to arrest her but Tokimura and Mikami don't know which one to do. Seiji is there and sez Toykos gonna be a mess if they dont calm em and a building blows as we see Scarlet Claw, Tank Panther, Bazooka Panther and Sky Panther and they attack the city like its a Human Sized Mazinger Z episode. Seiji sez the cops can't handle it and Mikami asks if they otta call the SDF(Like Robotech?) but Natchan sez to arrest em and leave Cobalt to her.

Cobalt Claw squeezes Honey and says Cenobite cr-p like pain being part of pleasure and to scream as loud as she wants, then zaps her like Devilman in the 70s Devilman. She likes Homney's screams cuz she's a freaky SM lesbian like its a Go Nagai Anime or Sailor Moon and slams Honey in the ground then telling Honey to scream more as she's into that. Nat chan runs her over but unlike most asians/women, this time is WAS on purpose and gets out b--ching at Honey for taking so long to win. Cobalt isn't pleased as I guess she likes causing damage not taking it and wraps Nat chan in her head tentacles and dodges Nat chans gunfire. Seiji tries to run her over but he's a man and doesn't hit her despite being asian, but his asianism counts as he slams into a pole. Cobalt hates men more like its reddit and zaps Natchan for interfering so Honey attacks and has a nude henshin into armor and punches through Cobalts right side like that chapter in Bleach with the sexylicious Rangiku getting her side chopped open.

Scarlet and friends bust up Japan like the allies in WW2 but not to innocent Germans too and Scarlet jumps in to stop Honey from finishing Cobalt and Cobalt is mad at her for it. Scarlet sez she finished her mission and Jill would be sad if she lost Cobalt who she depends on, but Cobalt sez domination is sweeter when you work for it and maekin love is better a 2nd time so they'll be back. Natchan sez for Honey to not let em escape but Scarlet, which would be cooler as Scar Claw, uses her umbrella like Mimi Moon in Season 2 and they Space Fold Away. Natchan shows Honey the city damage and Honey was too focused on beating her to notice. Nat chan sez in TV Shows they fight on a construction site or mountain so nothing is damaged(Like DBZ? Maybe she otta destroy Japan so its a wasteland like Violence Jack) and think about people around her. Seiji sez to relax, don't do it, when u wanna suck to it, and Honey's doing her best as Honey is glad Nat chan came to save her, but Nat Chan sez she wanted to stop em both and will arrest her if it happens again and storms off. Seij sez she don't mean it and that's how she shows affection(sounds like an abusive relationship if they were a couple).

Natchan wonders what Panther Claw is up to as there's no pattern to their cr-p and at the Provisional Counter Panther Claw HQ(Like PCIS‏‎??) and if they can't counter Panther Claw there's no point to defying her bosses and getting this thing made (except to waste money like big gov does and leech tax dollars/yen outta the real citizens). She b--ches at Mikami for being expendable and to gtfo if he can't cut it but Tokimura gets her the info on and its the words Honey No Baka carved in the city.

In Jills lair Scarlet and Cobalt kneel before their daemon goddess like feminists and Jill smiles which Bulwer sez she did well. Scarlet praises Cobalt for the help who suspects its mocking but Scarlet claims is real. Cobalt sez Scar hardly made Jill happy and her stunt was silly but Scar sez if she's silly for it, then Cobalt is calling Jill silly for liking it and Butler agrees. Cobalt leaves and tells Scar not to interfear again and Butler talks with Scar about her plans and how she knows a bit of what Jill wants as Jill smiles at the Loli.

The news reports that Panther Claw's attack on Shinjuku(The demon city?) was to mock Honey and at Honey's work her Co Workers Rinko Terada and Mayumi Takahashi watch with Chief Clerk and talk of it with Rinko not noticing Honey came in on time today, and comparing Cutey Honey/Panther Claw to a Tanuki as both are a problem. Hey don't know what a Tanuki is like a bimbo and Chief sez Honey is bad cuz she f'd his chance to feel b00bs. Mayumi notices Kisaragi's name i also Honey and Rinko sez all Honey's are a problem which bums her out and might make her shoot up the place. Honey looks at the f;d city and Kyoko Izumiya sez she'd like to clean it up as I guess its her fetish. Honey thinks Kyoko Izumiya might hate it but she sez rookies feel hate and hard jobs (tee hee) make her burn hotter(tee hee). and she wants to do good in the world, which is a good attitude to have in any job by being positive. She offers to make Hobey rice balls but Hiney sez she's having dinner with someone(Clauda in Robotech: And if we're lucky, breakfast) and she's glad Honey made a friend.

In a meeting Nat chans bosses say Honey is damaging but Nat chan sez she's needed to beat Panther Claw but they think w/o Honey then Panther Claw wpuldn't attack(like getting rid of cops so there's no crooks? Or banning guns to stop killing and crooks use knives?). They tell her as she made em make the Panther Claw counterforce that its her job to figger out what to do about em and Seiji is listening in on an ear piece and sez they s-ck. He sees in the paper people are reading as its made in 2004 that people question if Honey is good or evil and hears guys saying Honey can't be bad cuz she's hot (What about Gestapoko or Deathstar?) but some say you can;t trust chicks like dat. Seiji thinks its an underhanded measure but effective and wonders what Honey will do.

Honey is at home and bummed over people thinking she's bad and Nat chan comes by so Honey cheers up and brings her in to a lot of food she made for em as I guess she wants em to be fat like real lesbians. Honey didn't know her tastes and waited for her while having a few bites and will eat what Nat chan don't and offers her beer(isn't Honey only like 17? I mean she was 16 when she died a year ago). Nat chhan sez she ate and they ain't homies which hurts Honey who asks why'd Nat save her or if Nat would arrest her or if shes a problem but Nat sez maybe and leaves. Honey can't take it and ties her hair around her neck and, jk really she sits opn the couch hugging a pillow as Nat looks at the moon with a cup of Ramen and Neither ate Honey's food.

In the day Scarlet Claw captures people with a net cr-pped outta her umbrella and Panthers shred guys with gunfire, but we don't see the bodies busted like in Violence Jack Hell's Wind where Jack gets shredded and Bazooka Panther fires crotch blasts ut her cannon at Shibuya Station, While Sky and Tank Panther bust the place up. Cobalt comes by and Scar sez sorry about interrupting her last time and embarrassing her in front of Jill and she did this to get Honey for her. Seiji tells a guy on da phone the Ai System is maturing and has a stats screen for Honey on his laptop sayin "Honey" and "Second Type" but the power goes out and his laptop goes out as I guess its not got a battery and the phones wen out from Panther Claw blocking em.

Tokimura and Mikami can't get contact with Shibuya Station and HNK is down. Then Scarlet O'Hara Claw comes on the tv and sings the Cutey Honey Song but the words are sh-tting on Honey, then sez to the camera she's looking for Honey and heard she's in Shibuya area. Tokimura and Mikami think she talks creepy but Nat chan sez she thinks she's being cute. Scar is gonna slag anyone who looks like Honey as Honey can turn into anyone and if they don't find her they'd expand the search area. Tokimura and Mikami think they'd eventually kill all the chicks in Japan then the world, which is what THEY want and Scarlet sez she don't wanna but Honey is too strong and must be stopped so they dont got a choice. Nat chan thinks they are trying to use the media to make Honey look bad like with ANYUone good that the media slags on, like soviet steve on the colbert show and make themselves, who started it, look good. Man this predicted the 2010s and 20s.

Jill watches and Black Claw comes oner and asks if cr=p like ths warms her ice heart but back door butler sez she's going too far. Blacky sez if Jill wants the world, tell her and she'd do it and build a 1000 year kingdom like Zee Fuhrer wanted, alongside gun control, animal rights, no free speech, no smokes, no booze, more drugs, formes of queerness, birth control, pro evolution, big gov, haying the banks/is ra el, Pro Assisted Suicide, Against letting people seen as bad spread their views, Pro Is Lam and enjoys formes of Socialism. Also blackie is seeming kinda yuri with jill and offers to sacrifice herself for her, but Jill sez thats blax wish not hers. Butler sez Jill wants enjoyment and blackie wigs out but wants forgiveness from Jill like some kinda slave.

Nat chan in a chopper seez Shibuya was occupied like with the gaijin in Europe and Cobalt reaches like a few hundred feet in the air with that head tendrils and zaps the chopper to f its engine and it goes down. It explodes and kills the offscreen pilot but Nat chan got out cuz shes a main character and this isn't the 70s series. A bunch guys are gonna catch her for being a WOMAN as they think if they help the guys oppressing them, the bad guys will be good to em, like with the guys saying "wear a mask if you cough" even if its from air temp and not the maruta virus. Before things get like wth Devilman and Miki Makimura, Seiji comes in on a Motorcycle like Tuxedo Mask and saves her. He saw the chopper fall and thought t was her and that the guys after Honey are not Panther Claw but "good" citizens.

They go to get Honey and she's n the shower cutting herself and crying tears of blood listening to marilin manson and pooping male fluids feeling sad and Seii seez her nude and gets a nosebleed but Nat slugs him for being hetero like THEY want, although he otta counterpunch and beat her b--ch a55 out. Nat chan b==ches out at Honey for not coming out but Seiji explains like a man that Honey didn't know and they show her the f'd city. Honey thinks its her fault and Seiji sez its a trap but not like the gender offenders and Honey sez she was resting and didn't know this and sez its not cuz of Nat chan. A Mondo Saotome looking bada55 slaps a chick for maybe being Honey and the Real Honey comes out of being Honey, Nude Henshins, and beats their a55es like Violence Jack.

In Shibuya or w/e Rinko is caught and made nude to see if she's Honey by car and wait she's still in tightey whiteys and Mayumi calls out to dat b---ch. Honey comes out with bouncing t-ts and t-t bouncing Cobalt Claw attacks wraps around her like she's a female mr fantastic or the chick all these guys j=rk off to in The Incredibles. Honey humps in the air, turns around and spins to drill into the building to somehow get free. Honey runs to get away from the bystanders but Cobalt wraps her head thins on her like Sirene and holds her out the window while walking around like the spider chick with the crotch mouth I mean Mouth Crotch in Wicked City.

Seiji and Nat chan arrive and see Honey's not fighting normal so Nat chan ez shes the one to do it or some confidence boosting Powwr Rangers cr-p and Honey cuts free, jerks Cobalt out, and splits into a Honey Mirage to bust her up. Honey goes in for the kill but Scarlet zaps her with the umbrella and they Cobalt as she's sick of her and though sez s=cked. Cobalt sees Scar was using her and Scar sez she's gonna use her for the bridge between Honey and Jill. Cobalt bursts into dust and gets on Honey as Scarlet sez its a token of affection for Sister Jill as Jills eyes light up. Honey is having a Hot Flash but not like a giIf and car sez Jill game em their bods and now Cobalts dust is Jills again to make Honey 1 with Jill. Seji sez she's rewriting virtual DNA with the AI System and Imaginary Core that he saw in Dr Kisaragi's Thesis but not in real life like a sasquatch. Then dumbs it down for Nat chan and sez Jills nan machines are eating Honey's a55 heart.

I the Jill Cave Jill is happy and Butler sez Scarlet knows Jills wishes more than blackie and Honey sees a looming image of Jill and hates her for all the evil she did like with that Italiano aids dr who poisoned all those people with his dna destroying needles. Honey's Choker goes off and she dispels Jill then charges where she was and fights Scarlet and Panthers with clones. Seiji sez the nan machines ate replicating and the AI system is going outta control as it makes Imagination reality and is the avatar of Honey's will to fight, but as she's attacking Panther Claw, Jill is out and Honey is attacking anything. Bazooka and Scarlet take out the nano machine clones and Seiji and Nat Chan follow the real Honey releasing clones to a dark area where Nat Chan pills a gun on her. Seiji stops her and is gonna slag honey with a needle shot of fluid like with the ones the gov say will protect you. Nat chan sez sorry to Honey and that she lied, Honey's not a problem, and Nat chan will eat her XXXXX I man food and they are friends.

Honey has an autism attack but didn't need the needle and s creams with her clothes burning off and excretes the nano machines as the clones vanish. Honey falls over naked but greyed over like Optimus Prime and sez Nat's name and Seiji is impressed and sez he's like Honey's Guardian so Nat chan slugs him. Man, what a b--ch, Why can't this one get it lie the Real Natsuko did? Nat chan holds Honey but her skin turns human colored when touched but released turns it back. Panthers and Bazooka Panther look for Honey and Nat Chan gets Honey in a room of mannequins and gets naked and hugs Honey cuz the director is a purvo. After some flashbacks of what we saw a few mins ago of Honey being bummed and not like Fukurokoji by the umbrella guy in Heisei Harenchi Gakuen, Nat chan regrets her b--xhiness and crys on her and takes back her cr-ppy words. Seiji gonna inject Honey and make her like Bluey but her color returns and Seiji spares her.

Honey wakes up and punches clean through Natsuko's chest with 1 punch reconciles with her and is told her fave food is Babaochi, s she knows what flavor of lube to buy, and she sez she's hungry(This is going La Blue Girl). Seiji brings in rice balls and tea and Nat chan pulls a gun on him bit he reminds them they're naked and they bounce and cover up with Honey having a better bust. Honey eats and a dressed Nat chan is given anti nano machines by Seiji that work on Panther Claw too as thats what in the needle as Seiji wants it to be her who uses it if needed and goes on about the power of love (The Sailor Moon Song??) and electric current in humans that affected the nano machines and fixed Honey. Nat chan sez she felt Honey's heart in her and reaching for her and both see she's not a machine.

Scarlets minions didn't find Honey and Scarlet bis gonna bring the girls to Jill, but a Honey Boomerang takes out the Panthers. Honey spins her blade so it makes a Honey Typhoon and sends the baddz flying but Bazooka/TankSkyPanther attack and she evades and fights em away from the city to avoid damage. In a park she sword fights Scarlet who spins it open and knocks away her blade and fires a Scarlet Beam that Honey evades. She throw Sky Panther into her own asplosives and it slags her and gets her sword to cut down Tank Panther who turns into a Tank like Robotech after making Shirlds to block the shots and evading em. Honey shanks through and disintegrates Bazooka Panther who claims to have a bQmb in her, then charges at Scarlet who fires a beam. Honey counters the beam with her blade and turns it intoa Lightning Lancer. She sticks Scarlet Claw like the pug she is bt Scarlet anted this to release her Nano Machines, but Honey is smart and used her lacer to vibrate and destroy the nano machines in 0.1 seconds, which sends that b--ch bac to Hell where her kind came from (Nw do nat chan!! In Abashiri Family (Movie) they made Yukiko Shirane evil and get slagged by Kikunosuke Abashiri, so they can o it here!). Seiji and Nat chan congrat Honey who sez Nat chan saved her but the Phones come back and Tokimura and Mikami tell her the captured cage girls are gone, and chicks all over the city too! On a building black claw sez she don't kneed Honey and will be the source of Jills happiness(unlike her p-ness like in Cutie Honey: Tennyo Densetsu, but she's based on Baron Ashura who's a hermaphrodite, so maybe) and now there's a big a55 cocoon in the city that I guess wasn't there b4 and Honey sez Jills in there!

Cameos

I think Go Nagai's gonna sue.

• When Cobalt Claw uses an electric attack on Honey its like in the 70s Devilman with that Light attack thing.

And Iboji Kogoro gets his a55 'd up in Iyahaya Nantomo, so...

• At the Provisional Counter Panther Claw HQ is Kogoro Iboji and Koyayashi beat up, with Koyayashi in similsar bandages as in Iyahaya Nantomo after facing Yuu Hiromi.

They fought Evil robo chicks before.

• When Scarlet Claw captures people we see Koji Kabuto, Boss, and Sayaka Yumi are seen.

So this is before he went to the hiking trip?

• As is 70s Akira Fudo and Miki Makimura.

Heads don't fold that way.

• When Scarlet is broadcasting we get a 1 image shot of Danbei Hayami, which is odd as he's a main character in the franchise and only gets 1 scene. Like having Michalangeo in 1 scene of Ninja Turtles and its mostly Irma and April queering out.

Know ur place!!!

• A scruffy looking bada55 who I seems to be Mondo Saotome slaps a b==ch who denies being Honey and don't care she sez she's not, wait, its Shingo Susa and he slaps Sayuri Yukishiro, My mistake, Go Nagai draws his guys the same.