Oira Sukeban

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Oira Sukeban (Japanese: おいら女蛮, "I'm a Sukeban"), sometimes called Sukeban Boy, is a Japanese manga written and illustrated by Go Nagai, serialized in Shogakukan's Weekly Shōnen Sunday from 1974 to 1976. It is a comedy with several sexy touches, where the protagonist Banji Suke (or Sukeban) is by a miss reading with his not too manly name forces him to dress in girl school uniform in order to be able to attend an all-female school, (the school never f was an all-female school, stop the lies of that og englis VHS print) also he tries to clear his name after being left the blame for the chaos all over town, while unaware that his assassins are watching his every move. As Suke Ban is a rebellious boy, this situation creates several comedic troubles.

The manga was adapted to an OVA in 1992 and was released by ADV Films in the US under the name Delinquent in Drag.

It has also spawned two live-action movies, Oira Sukeban: Kessen! Pansuto (おいら女蛮 決戦!パンス党) in 1992 starring actor Shinji Takeda, and Oira Sukeban (2006 Film) (called mostly Sukeban Boy) in 2006 starring AV idol Asami (亜紗美).

Characters

• Banji Suke
• Bankaku Suke
• Banchiyo Suke
• Kanko Renau
• Otoko Dan
• Tochinta Tomoe
• Yochien Fujimura
• Eliza Hyo
• Rentan

Manga

Volume 001

Chapter 01

After Banji Suke sez he's Sukeban on the title, he goes to class and goes to see the Principal who looks like the one from Iyahaya Nantomo. Principal is sweating like a fat pig on reddit and suggests Banji war the seasonal uniforme but he don't need to. Principal tries to tell how Banji was here a month and caused a lot of incidents and Banji slaps him in the face to get a mosquito and Principal has a loose tooth. He tries to tell him the punishment and Banji guesses its a suspension for 3 days, a week, a month, but he can't get it out. Bani asks how old he is and is told 53 years 8 months after he dances and sings Rabbit Dance and Seagull Sailors. He asks Banji to use weather to say his mood and is told cloudy and he gets humble so Banji gets sunny. He cheers up and sez Banji's expelled a gets jolly in saying it a few ways so Banji slaps him to get another mosquito. Banji knocks over a 300 000 Yen vase from the PTA and throws chunks cleaning it up. He se Banji was sunny but Banji sez a wild storm has risen (Like Kotetsu Shin Jeeg?) and he sez he'd call the cops if Banji gets violent but Banji don't give a sh-t like Ryo Asuka and sez he'd die in a pool of blood if he do. He backs down and Banji slugs him so he sez the other teachers agreed on this sentence too so Banji busts out and wails on em. Man, Go Nagai predicted North American teens going mental in the 21st century. Makes me worried of all those apocalyptic ends he gives his Manga. As Banji gets his cr-p Miki Makimura sez if he sez sorry they might let him stay but he'd rather bow to a pig than those c=ck suckers. He leaves and the teens don't want him to go but he sez shut it and don't get attached as he did wat he wanted here for a month and if its destiny they'll meet again. He leaves Bonkura Jr High and Miki follows and smooches him and runs off saying Don't Forget Me. He can't after that gooey kiss and can watch Devilman Reruns if he does forget.

Banji worrys of his mom getting p-ssed for him being expelled and after laying on the grass in the park, comes home. His sexy mom in a nightgown hugs him and gets nude but he sez he's Banji and she covers up cuz she thought it was his dad as he usually comes home b4 Banji. She goes to et dressed and has a thicc a55 and Banji sez how she was a young bride and had hm in 1st year Jr High (Like in Degrassi?) and his dad hid it from both their grandparents. Mom was a delinquent and she sez they used to bathe together but he sez he was in grade school and she sez he notices how sexy his mom is and comes out in nearly nothing saying she might be a str=pper or show girl(Like with the Saved By The Bell chick?) and Banji chmps out over his mom being too sexy. She sez sorry and she won't be a str=pper and he wishes his mom was like everyone else's(You mean a fatty??). She gets him a new shirt and he thinks she's in a good mood so its ok to tell her he was expelled but when she sez he's usually at clubs for school she hopes he's not expelled again and da is often fired and they had to move so she hopes they can stay for a while. He watches Getter Robo(Which the manga was in Shonen Sunday with this one)and she wonders why its almost 7 and dads not back. Dad's at a booze stand drinking cuz he got canned for beating the executives and company director and worry's what his woman will say. Barkeep sez she'd understand but he sez she's like Jekyll and Hyde and even though he's a 4th belt in Judo and never lost a fight, she's tougher than him and fractured his bones(And not in bed) and uses Great Snowy Mountain Toss like Getter 3 to chuck and not f==k the barkeep. At home Banji wants to eat dad's fish but mom's p-ssed he's not home and didn't call The Phone Rings! A ChiLd Screams! DaDdy Last Night I Was SoDoMized In My Dreams! Dad Sez It Was ReaL And Was By Me My Son! Cuz THEY! Just WaNna Have Fun! After pacing outside dad comes in and is gonna fake being in bed the whole time.

Dad sees Banji who is scared cuz its not dad on the phone and they realize both got removed and moms gonna beat em like a gaijin parent when a gaijin kid does 1 thing wrong. The caller is barkeep saying dad busted him/his shop and got fired and ants her to break 2-3 bones (not b0ners) and she agrees. Banji and dad eat and mom gets another phone call from dads work saying they deducted his salary for medical bills and broken glass and its not enough and needs the fam to pay. She agrees and is told to break 2-3 bones. The call III from school and Banji/dad recall how dad busted the drink stall. Mom sez dad gets 6 bones broken and Banji gets 2 and powers up. Banji/dad have male belly expansion from overeating and mom comes in, goes by em and in her room gets nude as dad/son watch like in New Cutey Honey OVA 3. Dad smooches Banji in the heat of the moment so Banji bites his face and he <j=zzed all over him snaps out of it and mom puts on a swimsuit then a leather Comat uniform like Koji Kabuto. Dad sez she was a delinquent in grade school and she beat out a gang of over 40 punks who hassled one of her gang by herself wearing that Leather thing. Dad was the gangs leader and mom was a young kid like Banji now and not a thicc young miIf but when he stood up to her she fell in love with him for having Chutzpa as chicks like bada55 dudes like John Wayne and MD Geist and Trump and not beta males like shinji in evangelion or candya55 trudeau. Mom comes out p-ssed and Banji sez its not his fault cuz he's rents blood is violent like how gaijin are lesser evolved and have bad dna. Mom don't buy it and smacks him so he runs and dad sez "don't run or she'd beat you worse" and she kicks dad for talking of her like a dog, even though she's going b==chy. Dad runs and mom gets a chain and swings it, breaking the house as dad escapes while mom swings Banji around and throws him in Miki's bathroom window as the Mazinger Z ending theme plays.

Banji lands on naked thicc Miki and Akira Fudo with Kozo Makimura hear the sound and rush over. Banji sez sorry and tries to leave but Miki pulls him back and smooches his mouth as Akira/Kozo come in and think he's going SVU on her. Miki sez Suke is from next door and Banji's mom busts in so Banji hugs Miki and she likes it and Kozo wants him to give reparations or engagement. Mrs Suke nails Kozo in the face w/her chain and Miki tends to him as Banji jumps on Akira's gut like he's Super Mario. Akira is gonna slag him but is nailed in the head by Mrs Suke's chain and she chases him through the Makimura house as Tare p-ssed himself and calls 110(Japan's emergency number)saying a neighbor lady went mental. The cops come and follow the trail of destruction and find she busted a cop car. Dad and Banji run and dad sez "Look! A Cop Car" and she wails on it as the duo book it as she hates cops from being a punk teen like malcontents and homies and rappers and other lesser evolved alleged humans. Banji and dad get tired and hide in a neighbors house but the owner is there and they tell him to be quiet. He don't wanna as this is his home and Mrs Suke busts in and busts the place. The cops surround it and say to come out peacefully and she comes to her senses and sez sorry for chmping out and hugs her son. She regrets her freak out and now the cops are involved but the owners run out with the chain saying "The perps are inside" but when the cops see the Suke Klan being calm, think the 2 who came out are the perps and catch em. Mom is confused why they weren't arrested and think its only a few cop cars. The next day Kozo yells at the Suke rents for being devolved and violent and mental like the french canadians and they gotta leave. Mom/dad cry and hug and b0ne and Banji goes to another room bummed his rents are lusty. The next day they move out and Banji pretends making out w/ Miki who ain't there and dad thinks he's a loser.

Dad sez she'd not mx well with a punk like him as that's what her dad said and Banji sez 1st love don't pay off (what about Naturo and Hinata? Or Ichigo and Orihime? Or Darien and Serena? Or Goku and Chichi? Or Gohan and Videl? Or Pan and Garlic Jr?). Dad sez he was told the same think when he went with mom and she was a punk chick. They leave and mom sez they sold the house for a lot so they'd live in a flat for a while. On the roof is Miki in a blanket and she opens it up to show her bare a55 naked bod and tells Sukeban not to forget her as Akira tries to stop her and falls. Dad congratulates son on having a wild chick like that and they are similar but mom sez a lot of people from both genders had a thing for her, which makes dad get p-ssed and she tells him it was a while ago. After moving in with a pro mover mom sees she won the horse race on tv and her bet is 100X better and made 1 800 000 yen. Dad sez he can pay his debts or not work for a month but she don't want him to be a bad influence and he otta getta job so she won't have to bet. She can horse bet as she's got a sense and on don't wanna horse bet so she gets p-ssed thinks he thinks she's into something cr-ppy. In bed she tells dad to sign son up for school and they live in a school district. Banji can't sleep in a new home and sleeps in bed with his mom against dads wishes so mom kicks his fata55 outta bed. Dad vows revengeance and will steal his sons wife like a bad Greek story and goes as Banji sez mom smells the same in a new house. Banji tickled her t-ts and dad runs in p-ssed and mom sez sons lonely so dad sez remember they are mom/son even though they are close in age. They sleep and Banji dreams mom sez he's soft cuz girls are and he sez he's a boy but she sez no and he has t-ts and no man parts.

Anime OAV

It starts with Banji Suke and his dad Bankaku Suke running from the mom, Banchiyo Suke' wrath as she suits up in soem leather bodysuit and busting their house with a metal chain. She does ninja moves and busts the ground like the street sharks but it opens a water main and dad/son log roll on a garbage can. Dad blames Banji for getting in a fight and getting kicked out and mom busts the town in a b--chy fury but not like modern day chicks who are b--chy and you hate them like the remakes of 80s shows. Banji blames dad for beating up his boss and they bicker until mom gets near em and whips at em like Castlevania. The next day the fam says sorry for going mental like commies when a cop is found not guilty of defending himself against some devolved guy and makes em move out of the neighborhood. mom sez sorry for being mental and making it so they gotta move out and crys and dad comforts her and mom starts b0ning dad in front of their son. Banji goes back to his room or whats left of it and wonders how they can b0ne in front of him and later they move away as the hood celebrates and then runs from the crumbling cr-pshack they f--ked up as it falls.

They move into an apartment and Mom finds this pendant that looks like the Red Getter Robo ship and dad gets a uniforme for the Amazon Academy but the worker there puts Banji as a girl for enrolment

Then Title

Then its the 1st day of school and mom wants Banji to get going or he'd be late and slaps dad for wanting a kiss and wants him to get to work. She gives Banji the Getter Robo Pendant and sez it'll go well with his uniforme. In the elevator Banji gets dressed and its a girls uniforme and he dont like it but dad sez "its ok, every one does it" and runs off when Banji thinks he screwed up. He runs to class thinking what kinda school has boys wear girl clothes cuz this is before the gender offenders attacked and devolved the protoculture and at school saves a guy being beat up by some tough chick by nailing her in the head with huis school bag.

She sez to stay safe at school by No b0ning outside of marriage or you might get aids or mouth and butt cancer keeping out of the Pantyhose Brigade's way and sends her gang to beat the black offa him til hez whiter den Michael Jackson homie, wiggle wiggle, blicketee black yo, aids! she plays a leaf like a flute like riki-Oh and her gang takes off their skirts to have colored leggings and attacks him but Banji is billy bada55 and beats them out cuz in the 70s and 80s guys could beat up chicks and we didn't have whiny feminists b--ching about their gender issues like "men make more money" but really its a brain surgeon making more than his nurse assistant. After beating up a buncha girls he faces the chick and she offers him a chance to join em but he sez no. she lifts up her skirt and Banji comes in to see even thought shes the enemy and its a fight. The headmaster looks on with opera binoculars and sez "Now its Renaun Kanko's turn and I guess thats the leaders name. Banji looks at her under the skirt and she Jams a 9 inch b0ner in his mouth kicks him and juggles him in the air with kicks like its a fighting game. She nails him in the air high with a Dancing Mach Kick like its Dragon Ball with Chichi and Goku before he b0ned her pregnant and she pooped out candya55 Gohan, then plans to finish him with a knee crush, but Banji comes down crotch 1st and gets it in her face and gets his skirt on her head and poots which leaves her foaming at the mouth with what I hope isnt Banji's spurm.

Banji goes to class hearing the bell and is introduced as a chick and the guys and think hes cute which is probably gonna turn em queer if they find out. Banji now knows his dad f'd up and he cant tell em cuz they'd make fun of him being a purvurt and queer and he'd kick their candy a55es and mom would beat him like a slave. So he goes with it and they call him Sukeban. He sits next to the cute innocent Otoko Dan who's name means boy child or something manly and they share a textbook and he wants her to call him sukeban. Banji is gay for her in a hetero way and she notices something about her liking him cuz she feels like hes a guy and might be gay for him. she worries of turning queer and banji spazzes out and she takes banji to da nurse. Banji's in bed and fakes a fever to get her close and get his face in her t-ts. she smax him with a pillow and goes to call teacher and Banji sez he was sick as a kid and never had a real friend and only wants to be friends but he can avoid her like strangers if she wants. She agrees to be Bannis friend and Banji tries smooching and h-mping her but she like all "no i dont swing that way, its not like for 2 girls to do that" but Sukeban's tummy growls and Otoko thinks Sukeban needs food and is acting weird cuz of that. Cuz if you get hungry enough you turn queer.

At dad's work he's glad his fake resume got him a job, although nowadays he can just "identify" as something and he is it, so if I wanna be a brain surgeon, I identify as one and boom, imma real brain surgeon. Dad wonders what his woman is up to and how Banji might come home and they might start doing naked things but thinks they are only mom and son and there's an age difference. Then as he is about to smoke, he remembers they had Banji when dad was in 1st year jr high and mom was in grade 5(good f--k! he b0ned a grade schooler?! what are you? bi den jr?!) but this is japan so its cool, like all those little girl anime with the little girls and the grown men, or the lgtbqia2+map classic: Boku No Pico! so Mom is only 11 years older than her son and dad spazzers out and worried of his woman and son b0ning and they might get married as i guess Japan has marriage equality for same family couples cuz its natural and animals do it and it dont matter who you love and other cr-p THEY wanna make us think. So dad goes home and Banji thinks on how faking being a chick lets him get away with anything like going in the little girls room and watching the chicks change and grabbing chicks b00bns and getting his face in their a55es and how a 30 year old woman b0ning a 12 year old gets less hate than a 24 year old man b0ning a 17 year old woman and Banji h-mps a Gyaru mannequin as a buncha Go Nagai Characters watch.

He runs home thinking how these strangers he never met think hes a purvo and at home sees his thicc sexy mom in undies. Mom shows off her curvy bod in her undies and asks what he thinks of em and poses all hot and Banji dont wanna answer. Mom wonders why her don is like this and thinks he dont love her anymore but he tries to explain how she's only 11 years older than him and hes in jr high and might feel excited so she starts j-rkin him off and dad comes in and sees em. Dad spazzes out and blamers his son for huis lusty housewife and mom sez "you don't really believe that d ja?!" so they fight with her in partly see through undies and she beats his fat a55. Banji tries to stop it but gets his arms around his sexy mom and dad thinks hes gonna do stuff and Mom chucks Banji into the wall. At school the headmaster summons a buncha students and these baseball dinks Rentan and some midget play catch and talk of how the headmaster (Head On!) offered a lot of money for beating Banji Suke and now they can have money to do their baseball cr-p. but baseball s-cked! its p[laying catch a ,mole away and takes forever. Tochinta Tomoe is at the shore and his mom gives him his dead dads scroll of the Tomoe family secret move(like Hotaru Tomoe from Sailor Moon?!). At home Banjis rents b0ne and make up in front of him.

The next day Banji looks up Otoko's skirt and the baseball pitcher throws a baseball at Banji but he catches it easy cuz hes zee ubermench. Rentan wants them to send an official challenge like a man and the other guy, Yochien Fujimura sez he did and the baseball has a message: Meet me 3 days after class for a fight. in banji's cubby is a lot of letters and its not love letters but challenges and otoko wonders if banji did something to p-ss em off but he sez he only came to the school yesterday. The Ping Pong club fires lead balls at otoko and banji and they run as the balls break the walls. Headmaster watches from above wanting the pendant and sukeban runs by a trap by the flower arranging club but jumps over it with otoko so the ping pong club falls in it.

The garden club attacks him with scissors and they have spikes on their as armor like plates of spikes so Banji can't hit em and they dodge and escape. They run back to da school and otoko is worried but banji thinks its fun they come out but not like back door bruce and Tochinta Tomoe challenges him to a judo match. Banji remembers a similar named guy in Juko Ichokusen from a 70s shonen manga and its toshita tomoe but Otoko says this guy is toCHInta Tomoe and Tochinta gets p-ssed as they laugh. Banji faces him cuz its a 1 on 1 challenge and not everyone ganging up on him but otoko sez hes strong and dangerous. Banji accepts his challenge and then the sun is going down and Banji gets on a Gi and finds theres no dojo for the judo club cuz tochinta is the only member like melvin and his snail watching club in the 90s dub of sailor moon. Banji draws a square and the teens joke about tochinta having a lusty and he accidentally mentions banjis b00bs. They fights and he notices banji isnt wearing a bra and is bashful so Banji queers out and comes onto Tomoe and he is embarrassed. Tomoe's mom comes in and sez hes embarrassing the fam and tomoe gets srs and grabs banji and does the tomoe secret technique: Tomoe Tornado Down Attack! Where Tomoe spins the guy and gains momentum and the oe gets dizzy and loses balance and dies somehow.. but when the tornado ends, sukeban is ok and tomoe is buried alive like that pokemon thing. mom realizes its meant to only be done on a tatami matt and by spinning on his toes, he drilled in the ground which is pretty stoopid but this is an anime so it works. Mom digs up her dead son and brings him back to eat or b0ne or something. I mean this is by Go Nagai! Remember Blue and Mad Saulus?. So the baseball guy sends him a baseball saying "dont lose until we fight" and otoko sez to talk to a teacher so he dont gotta fight but banji thinks it'll be fun and runs into the sun as the baseball c-ck suckers catch and pitch but not in bed.

Cameoes

A lot. They had fun with this. see for yourseelf

• In Chapter 1 we get Miki Makimura, Akira Fudo, Kozo Makimura and Tare Makimura as Banji's Neighbors with Miki having a thing for him

Call the cops Tare! Shes having her woman month problem!

I had to censor the butt crack as fandom is less free than Spongebob. Buncha candy a55 commies!