New Cutey Honey OVA 2

What does my tattoo say? Sweet! What does mine say? Dude!!

The sweet trap of the Jewel Princess was the 2nd ova of New Cutey Honey.

Characters

• Honey Kisaragi
• Danbei Hayami
• Chokkei Hayami
• Dolmeck
• Black Maiden
• Jewell Princess
• Daiko Hayami
• Akakabu Hayami
• Mayor Light
• Peeping Spider
• Virtual Hacker

Plot

So it starts with a chicks clothes being ripped off and gassed while chained up and solidified as Jewell Princess talks about her beauty and making it better. Then Honey sez sorry to Mayor Light for surprising him with her powers and Love Warrior sh-t. They agree to team up to fight the darkness and Danbei hugs her butt as he's glad to see her. She thanks Chokkei and he's flustered by her big b00bs and looking down her top and gives him a kiss on the cheek even though he's like 14 and shes a mature curvy woman. Then Chokkei wakes up and thinks about Honey and the last ep. Then turns and there's a sexy curvy bikini undies chick in his bed! And its his mom!!! She went to the wrong bedroom and Chokkei gets her to her room. Danbei b--ches about Chokkei's rents being thieves and makes em live and train with him. And Honey lives there too. Then Honey takes emm shopping in some kinda slum and Honey sees a jewelery she likes. the Jewel shop owner invites em in and Danbei is intro her. She's the Jewell Princess and she kinda comes onto Honey, who freaks out as I guess Honey turned Hetero or something and Natsuko Aki WAS just her best friend and they weren't butt buddies. Chokkei wonders is she's queer and Princess gives her a free sample ring. Later in Honey's bedroom, the ring flashes and this jewel magically opens the window and Jewell Princess comes in and lusts for Honey like she's Sister Jill or something. But when she lifts off Honey's blanket, Honey ain't there and is onb the ceiling. Princess takes of her outfit and is wearing like nothing but well places jewels and sends jewels at Honey which cut her nightgown off. Honey sez she's not into her but more Jewel shots come at her and Honey transforms JUST AS THE HAYAMI'S COME IN so they see her BARE A55 NUDE for a sec Danbei lusts after Princess and she nails him... in the head with a diamond, which Daiko is amazed by. Princess sends more jewels to kill the Hayami's but Honey whips em as she's now dressed as a red leather SM QUEEN and Chokkei/Princess gets a b0ner. Honey fights and beats her and interrogates her with her whip on Princess's leg, but Princess uses a flash jewel like in Columns on Sega and gets away saying she's gonna get Honey. Later Princess is in her lair and wants to have Honey and Virtual Hacker comes in. She wants him to gtfo but Black Maiden comes in saying to work with him. Neither wants to work with the other until they hear Dolmeck wants it. So Honey and friends come over to the Jewel Shop and its closed and Danbei wants her to Honey Flash into a Ninja outfit. She agrees but Chokkei stops him from seeing her change and she comes out in a fashion thing. They go in and Honey's outfit turns into some kinda gel thing and traps them in it. Virtual Hacker is doing it and is sinking them in this rainbow background. Honey uses Honey Flash and turns into her armor thing and punches Virtual Hacker but he turns into Princess who uses a Jewel flash to stop the fight and when Honey wakes up she's in a new outfit and is on a cross. Princess has all these statues of naked chicks and turns this one to stone with her gas and comes on to it. And Princess has Danbei and Chokkei tied up as hostages so honey submits to her. A glass tube comes around her and fills wityh this liquid as Danbei and Chokkei yell for her to fight. Danbei breaks out of the ropes and uses a Danbei Tomahawk to break the glass but these tentacle cables from Virtual Hacker stop it and trap therm and shocks em. The glass breaks and honey is out and in her normal outfit and Virtual Hacker drops the boys. Dolmeck sees ita Honey AI System and honey gives a rundoown of her formes and goes Cutey Honey. Virtual Hacker plugs into the floor and uses illusions to fight Honey but she throws her blade and shanks Hacker. Princess injects her left b00b and devolves into some kinda furry thing and fights honey by moving too fast bbut Honey throws her sword she pulled outta Virtual Hacker and it hits the fluid spout and soaks her in the solidifying her a big. She fires off jewel spikes and Honey dodges and uses Honey Boomerang and makes a new blade and cuts her down. then Virtual Hacker grabs her and they both blow and go to H E Double Australia. Black Maiden sez they were uselss and Dolmeck sez they did their part. B M sez to slag Honey themselves but Big D sez not yet and has some bad guy speech. Then the Jewel Cave crumbles and Honey feels for the chicks who were stoned and gives Chokkei a kiss and jumps out as the ep ends with Honey saying Chokkei helped her fight and is useful.

Cameos

Do Statue nips count as nips?

• The chick getting stoned at the start looks like a naked Sayaka Yumi.

But he was in the 70s Cutey Honey!

• When Honey is shopping we see Naojiro Abashiri walk by.

• When Honey is shopping we see Hige Godzilla with a guy using an asploding gun.

Note: The h00ker!