
Pink and Yellow? Like Spongebob and Patrick?
'Lovely Angel 2: Taiketsu! Homon Soap Jo vs Shuccho SM Jo!! (ラブリー・エンジェル2 対決!訪問ソープ嬢vs出張SM嬢!!) was a live acion movie from 1997-11-28 and was based on Go Nagai's manga Lovely Angel.
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I staerts with a chick in a coat and no pants walking with a big case and then we see this cr-ppy apartment where this guy gets up fron being burried in trash to get the dorbell and its the coat chick who sez shes Loveley Angel and opens her coat to show a hot outfit
Se opens her case and its a carryable tub and she adds water then we see her and the guy nude and kinda making out but hes on her nips and covered in what I hope are suds. also theres no subs so imma try my best here
This is a thing called s0apland whee b0ning for money is against the law ut compensated b0ning can be done between acquaintences, so the pay to be cleaned by this chick and the b0ning is legally different. so she b0nes him and he feels her b00bs which were bigger in the manga and after b0ning for a while, we get the title
Then its this night area and this train goes by like in king kong ut not king d0ng about an african king who's got a really big thing and he kills people with it, then is taken to new york and climbs a buildig with it, only for it to be shot off and he falls and is skewered on it
this business woman with an 80s suit and glasses comes by and sees loveley angel leaving and runs in to see the guy Loveley Kisaragi b0ned cleaning up his cesspoole of a home. Shes b--ching at him and he nearly hits her but cleans up and reveals n Angel helped him and goes on about something happily and she tris stopping him but he runs out and leaves her and she falls and lays on the floor anda picture pf them falls on her face. after taking it off she's got eye make up and a joker grin and she laughs devolvedly and gets up andsews a new outfit like she's Catwoman in Batman Returns
So Loveley goes on and its day then we see I think the chick who got dumped at work and its 5 pm andher coworkers go home and she's last to leavre. yeah its her and she goes home and eats alone like mrs krabapple in The Simpsons and reads the lies the papr tries to make us think are true and notics an add or something about an Angel that I can read a bit of Japanese. Angel, something something coss, something, Apartment? something 1 person, Savage, something Iku something ken something, angel something. then its night an we see loveley going around shilloetted and then this guy reading the dictionary about Angel and asks for something and starts j=rkin off but from the nips up and hes wearing a shirt and saying Angel over and over
Loveley Angel comes in and they hug but its a phantasy and the doorbell rings and he goes to see it and its a different chik than loveley kisaragi saying she does s0apland and theres fog and light like a 90s show like power rangers. she opens hercoat and shes in a leather thing and he lets her in and gives money but she don't want it and its revealed she's the black angel like the Dante's Inferno Yugioh Card but more SM(Which is odd as Yugioh has a LOT of SM!). she offers him a deal on the thing abd he consents and she takes off her coat and has no sleeves andgets a Whip and whips him with h-ll punishment or w/eand makes him go round on all 4's in undies and rides him like a mule. then we see loveley angel soaping with a guy and having White Wings and a Halo hat.
later 2 guys in a break room talk of the angel and 1 is the guy who got black angel and sez something ultimate and i think its the guys who we just saw b0ning. wait i think its only the guy on the right who was b0ned and he had both angels and the other guy wants to now what its like. then we see this red haired japanese guy b0ning someone while standing and taking camera photoes and shes not enjoying it. it was for a photo book and the chick he b0ned was like a model or idol or w/e and she chats with a guy
wait its a different chick i think who's going in to be photoed andreading the photo book. so the guy who was with the angels meets orange hair and talks of something I can't understand uz oresamma wa nipponjn ja nai and the guy who wants to b0ne the angels comes in and orange hair has a snmoke to show how cool he is to suck faegs and get mouth cancer. the 2 guys talk and theres a model being photoed in the patio bhind em but shes clothed and not being b0ned for some reason and the 2 guys talk more. we see loely going somewhere ad then shes at the office of the dumped chick andgives her a stack of bills and i geuss its a bank
loveley goes off in the sunny day, chasing the clouds a way, on my way, to where the A is G can ja tell me how to get, how to get, Da H I V?!
So dumped chick looks or loveley and theres tokyo towwer behind his hobo in a box and lanket fort house with a dog he proably does peanut butter tings with and loveley comes out of his boxes andoffers him s0apland for i tik money he dont ave but wll get later like i the manga and she opens her coat to show a frlly bra. they are then in his box fort and in the inflatable pool ad she does mouth things and then they play around ad he b0nes her looking and seeming like a cave man as the box house shakes and dumped chick looks around caveman hobo feels her b0bs and makes ret-rded faces and comes out in a suitbut stll with caveman hair. they talk a bit and she walks off and hes in front of a gree screen andit goes to night andblack anggl comes and whips off her coat and pulls her whip and bats on him
i thought she only punished bad? also i dont think te whip is hitting her
then its day and guy who b0ned her and i think its the same guy from the start, chat wit caveman hobo who's scared sh-tless and proably literally from what I read of Go Nagai, esp Iyahaya Nantomo, and marks on a map where the Angel was seen and has a map on his wall
So lovely metes dumped chick again and gives money and leaves and guy who b0ned her is at the bank outside and sees loveley and dumped chick leaving and follows. then dumped chick is in a green hills zone and hides in shrubs and sees lovely on top of this look out area and talking wity someone and when dumped chick comes up they talk politley and b0ning guy comes by and hides in the shrubs. dumped chick gets assertive in tone and i dont know what she sez and umped chick slaps lovely and goes on b0-ching before leaving
loveley opens her rope and a long rubber tentacle extends from her belly button and goes in dumped chicks butt and out her mouth as she spazzes out and is lifted up before splitting in 2 from the force!
jk really she comes down and meets b0ning gyt and leaves w/o speaking to him and loveley is gone
later b0ning gyy stops by the bank or /we and dumped chick is gone and he goes to a bar and has a smoke an drnk with his homie and this chick in a slinky dress comes on to the 0ning guy. homie who wants to b0ne leaves for letting b0ing guy b0ne and the chick and him go back to a room and might be drunk and they dance around and make kids show sounds. they go to bed and she gets some wine or sparkling grape juice in the english version and spits it in his mouthlike some kinda werird food fetish and he falls asleep. when he eakes up its the black angel there and he's tied up by handcuffs and in his undies and she tickles him and holds a sparkler by his shirtless torso
once i touched a sparkler with my long nail and it melted it black
she drips candle wax on him and its lighted like some kinda black ritual like in Demon Lord Dante or Yugioh or in Soviet claifornia and she opens her leather top and pulls out large b00bs and pulls off his bozxers and b0nes him but his man parts are off screen. he sees the photo of him and dumped chick andtheres scribbles aroudn it in a heart and he wakes up bare a55 naked in the middle of an empty town. at work he laments or something and his homie wcomes by and is excited and gives him a drink i hope is free of spurm and b0ning guy has a headache and wants homie to b=gger off w=nker but is kinda worn out. then we see lovely on top of the lookout over the city and then b0ning guy is walking and water is dumped out on him from above and i hope its not full of fish tank waste
this fat bearded shades guy beats hm up and leaves him to die and b0ning guy walks on ad dodges a bike going by and falls into trash and has lettuce on him
lettuce is gross, i tasted it once in the 90s and it as bad, f lettice, it belongs in my a55
so orange haired aisan is taking photoes of a chick on thes steps and the footage is kinda shakey from the distance as they were hand holding it and the chick is fully clothed and not being b0ned for some reason. after the shoot orange hair i think hits on her and she gos off and hmie comes to see orange hair and tells him something and orange hair talks a bit. b0ning guy comes by and is all f'd out in f;d clothes and probably an f'd butt and talks a it and mentiones black angel and orange hair makes a b0ning thrust with his body
at this lookout loveley and blackie meet and talk and black whips loveley to no effect and gets tired and turns away but loveley comforts herand hugs her from behind and feels her big t-ts before blackie leaves
so in this studio the camera guy is photoing the model and shes wearing a blanket and then is alone in the place and drops the cloth to show her thicc a55. 0ning guy sees homie drunk at the bar and homie is all f'd out from the posion and model is photographed in tasteful nudes ut with nips cuz its japan. an assistant or slave or sle gets her a blanket to cover her tight tonednude bod but then orange hair starts going svu on her anf she fights as i guess hes like those hollywood producers who go after the kids. here he takes pictures and tells her to cry and the homie and b0ning guy are stull at the bar wit homie spazzing out from liquir and punches out b0ning uy and runs off. so orange hair is developing his raepe man photoes and homie nails him in the face with his red lightulb and cr-ppily beats on him with some item. b0ning guy pulls off homie and orange hair nails him in the back of the head with an item and he bites it. homie feels bummed and orange hair slinks away to do more crimes and make more "art" and in dumped chick i mean models room, loveley angel comes in to offer her a contract to b0ne the problems away
like in degrassi where darcy got raeped and wanted to b0ne peter to fix it
Degrassi SVU!
so loveley and model are nude and loveley feels models bod and her nips are pointy and go nagai likes girl X girl things but not guy x guy cuz hes not queer like the one piece guy who draws all those okama and lveley mouths the models left nip and smooches her mouth then the area between her b00bs and lower. loveley opens her box and ut comes homie and he's in the room witblanketwering model and they hug and loveley says something and leaves
blicketee black angel comes by orange hair and he begs her for somethin and she whips off her coat and whips him
then she ties the whip on this man thing and jerks it and it comes off witha spray of blood and spurm
jk really it cuts to b0ning guy in a white suit and i think hes dead and on a bridge as people go by behind him fast and loveley comes by and they smoochand we see em b0ning over a black background as bubles float down and there's soft piano cuz nothing ez p0rn0 like piano, as if you are a pianist yo can have tulips on your organ but if you are a tromboner you use your mouth!
so i guess hes not dead and he sees a kid blowing bubbles when hes riding a swing and theres bubbl;es in the sky and we see lpveley kisaragi at the look out point over the city and the camera turns and then we see her waling through the suburbs and creits roll from bottom to top to classical music lie f--kin mr bean but with more f--kin
the end
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