'Yashi Koya aka Koyayashi, is in a buncha Go Nagai manga and anime. Often getting beat up or killed or f'd or cr-pped on.
Shutendoji[]
Anime[]
Its never a fat chick. Always a fat guy. But you wont turn me queer with it!!
He 1st appears helping Yusuke Shiratori and Jiro Shutendo fight off Yojiro Kitani and Jawanbokikai. He knocks down Jawanbokikai with Rikki's aid and bolts when he gets back up. During the chase, Naojiro Oyama uses a grenade on him and hes not seen for most of the anime. After Kitani summons a demon and Naojiro does a kamikaze, he watches Jiro kill Kitani and his demon. At Jiro's home they talk about the cult after Jiro and explain how each of the teens introduced in Shutendoji OVA 2 are descended from families destined to defend Shutendoji but they never asked why. After Jiro's rents and Miyuki Shiratori, she gets nude and has a bath, then goes to fight and die with her homies. It is a MA18 battle, with graphic violence and occasional nudity. In the fight he gets stuck like a pig by spears or blades or w/e. And then... He died... AHHHHHHHHHHH! He's remembered in OVA 4 where the survivors recall the kids descended from Goki who bit it.
he's voiced by Joseph Anthony in the dub and I cant find who did him in japan. if you know add it here -->
Manga[]
Look at this giant! Its like I'm reading Fist of the North Star!
The fata55 gets stuck like a pig, good sense of humor Go Nagai.
Yusuke Shiratori sez he spread word of Jiro and got others to join in the adventure and 5 come by Jiros place as Yusuke invited em. Naojiro Oyama: A level 3 black belt in Judo, Former Prowrestler Rikki Muso, Koya Yashio the Sumo Club Captain, Kosaku Kaji, And Miyuki Shiratori.
Then Miyuki comes in and Jiro gets p-ssed but Yusuke sez she wanted to come. And together they are, Majin Sentai, Oni Ranger! Dad sez to accept the help but they should know the fight might f up them and their fams. Meanwhile, Yonen Majari shows Kitani the mandala of the temple that sez the truth of the dark space demon h-ll realm. It was a corner of the universe made by God and the demon h-ll realm is gonna face a great destruction of light by the Shuten Doji. All relationships of evil/darkness are shown in the mandala and Dai Ankoku Shira Jarai is in the center with 413 demons and demon gods around it from buddhism but also is Shuten Doji. Dad sez in the past was a different evil god where Shuten Doji is on the Ojamandala, but it was switched long ago. The dark gods black priests tried drawing over Shutendoji but it kept coming back and stare at the Dai Ankoku Shira Jarai with a stern look. The dark god can' come w/o beating Shuten Doji and now that Jiro is born they can. Then Jiro shows his demon horns and mom wigs out like a frenchie seeing a spier.
Its afternoon and Jiro's dad slept in, but after reading the paper sees he needs to get Jiro. He calls Jiro's school and tells him the private dick he had looking into the dark god church suicided by jumping in front of a train(Well, he WAS Japanese) but dad sez he new him since high school and he was tougher than a Yakuza. A letter in his desk sez the dark cult did assassinations in the feudal era and has supernatural powers like Ninja and killed with curses. Dad thinks they forced him to jump as the witnesses saw him and Jiro sez Yojiro Kitani quit after teaching for a few days and thinks Kitani only came to find him. They don't know where the hidden temple is and on the way home Miyuki brings Jiro to Yusuke and friends at a soda stand like Sailor Moon. Jiro tells em of the P I and Kosaku Kaji sez there's VooDoo Dolls that curse people and to watch out for leaving hairs out. Yusuke followed the dogs and found where Kitani lives and wants to go there and interrogate him til he tells where the temple is. Yusuke drives em and Jiro has a bad feeling of it and don't wanna torture his teacher as he's not a normal teen. Rikki sez its ok and Kitani threw the 1st punch while Naojiro sez they can slag him cuz his dads is a Yakuza boss(I wonder what Real Yakuza think of Go Nagai? I guess they like him and j=rk off to his sexy comics like everyone else in Japan). The gang gets to Kitani's place by a bamboo forest and Yusuke wants to send a scout, but stops Koyayashi and Jiro jumps over the wall like he's Sailor Venus. He sees Kitani who's the size of an action figure and standing on grass and figgering that the P I they iced worked for him and that the dark buddhists have demon ancestry and powers (like the elites in charge?). He jumps and bursts into glowing lights then the human sized Kotani comes out but not like president husein and invites jiro in, They go in and he sez the small him was an illusion and if he beats Jiro and says his black world he can be promoted to a Majari high priest. He built a room of traps like Kaiba with Death T but sees if Jiro can destroy the demon realm then traps can't do diddly d0ng. So he got war daemons from the church to slag him as they were born with demon arms or w/e and have high power. Also are illusion demons that are espers and manipulate peoples minds ad do killing curse. Then in comes the war demons Jawanbokikai, Gusan Asokubo, and Senketsu Kogabo with illusion demons Shukyo Dokuchon, Yunen Mugenbo and Kokuten Daganbo and Jiro transforms and sez he's ShutenDoji. Outside the gang wonders if Jiro's ok and tubby a55 Koyayashi eats chips like Choji in Naruto. Then al these guys come out with weapons and the heroes get to the wall of the Kitani place as the bamboo thing is hard to fight in (unless ur a ninja) and an illusion demon with only hair on his brows and sideburns sez he's using a puppet jutsu and the gang beats their a55es. Rikki sees this kid is sleeping and being moved around by force and the kid beats her left shin with a baseball bat. They see the guys they beat on were seeping and the illusion demon Domon Kugutsubo reveals he's doing t and moves unconscious bodies and sends em in for round 2. Seeing they can't beat em out, Yusuke jumps off Rikki's beefy shoulders and slugs Domon Kugutsubo out which stops the puppets. They jump the wall and Yusuke sez he broke Domon Kugutsubo's gon=ds with a punch and Rikki laughs. Koyayashi flops on the floor and Rikki sez Shhh and they rush in and see Jiro strung up upside down and hanging from the ceiling with spears in him like Kozo Makimura in Devilman. Naojiro runs in to save him as he's still alive and Jiro sez "Thats not me" as chopped Jiro flips out and shanks Naojiro in the chest. Not Jiro turns back to Shukyo Dokuchon and Kutani sez to Jiro held by Jawanbokikai that its Jiro's fault he bit it as he involved Naojiro. Jiro tells em to run as the enemy is beyond human but they don't wanna leave him, esp after they slagged Naojiro. Jiro sez he'd handle it but Kitani sez Jawanbokikai can snap him at any time and is keeping him alive to show him his homes getting dusted. Yunen Mugenbo uses illusion magic and Yusuke sez don't look at him but the power attacks the mind. Rikki sees her clothes turn to snakes and tears em open and Yusuke falls apart, then Rikki's legs fall off. It don't work on Koyayashi who attacks but Gusan Asokubo kicks him away. Koyayashi is ok and Gusan Asokubo thinks he's more than human to tank his kick. Naojiro grabs Yunen Mugenbo's leg and slams him on the ground and reveals he's the heir to the crest that controls all of Kanto (Like the Slum King??) and has chains wrapped around his body after tearing off his shirt like American Hero Hulk Hogan! He throws the spears in the chains at Jawanbokikai, but he ducks so it'll get Jiro. Jiiro catches it with his feet and jams it in his anus left eye, then throws him with a flip and finishes him with the spear. Outside Koyayashi uses sumo moves to bust Gusan Asokubo around and through a stone wall. Jawanbokikai survives the spear in the eye and beats Jiiro around then beats on Naojiro by slamming Rikki into him by the leg. Kitani thinks the real danger is Jiro who has Goki but if they can beat him they can beat Jiro and tells Shukyo Dokuchon, Yunen Mugenbo and Kokuten Daganbo to handle Goki as Kitani will face Jiro as Goki comes out only when Jiro is in danger. The gang is tossed around and Rikki lands crotch 1st in Jiros face like Kekko Kamen and Kitani sez to finish em. Naojiro beats on and ties on him with chains but he breaks out and beats on Naojiro.
Naojiro lights dino might and throws it like Jackal in Hokuto No Ken and blows the place as they book it. Jiro got a leg wound as Goki left him and Naojiro throws another stick for good measure. Like Sleepy in Mad Bull 34 Najiro knew this would be rough and bought asplosives as religious nuts are worse than Yakuza (esp the religion of progressive regressives) and Jiro wonders if its better if he got iced so the war would end. Yusuke sez they are demons with human faces (like Section B or anti f a?) and if they wanna destroy the world they ain't real people. Then in the fire the Kitani and his illusion demons Shukyo Dokuchon, Yunen Mugenbo and Kokuten Daganbo are alive and has a barrier like Goki and Kitani sez the real fight begins now! The barrier formes into a big devolved looking Oni and Naojiro uses a gun on it that does diddley d0ng. They book it with beefy blonde babe Rikki carrying Jiro and Koyayashi busting through a wall like he's Knuckles. Kitani sez if Goki were still here it would show in Jiro's shadow from the flames but didn't and Kitani's Oni will eat em. Out of the fire comes Jawanbokikai carrying Yunen Mugenbo and Kitani sez they don't need to chase em as his Oni Madoki can take em. Kitani was waiting his whole life to face Shuten Doji and don't want it to end too soon and secretly hopes they get away so he can make it last longer. The gang runs from Madoki as Jiro sez to ditch him as he's the one they are after. Koyayashi stops and pulls a butt f--kin tree from the ground and swings it at Madoki with his bare hands! But Madoki beats him away and Naojiro comes to the car and sez Koyayashi is dead and stops Jiro from going back. They drive off and I think Jurassic Park ripped this off as the Madoki is gaining on em and they can't do fast with this cr-ppy road. They get to the main road and a truck of drums slams into Madoki and blows but does jack sh-t to him and he busts another car near him. Jiro tries to get out but the gang don't want him to sacrifice himself as I guess he forgot that if he dies, the dark demon world will eat the universe. Rikki holds him and Naojiro sez not to waste Koyayashi's sacrifice and Yusuke has Naojiro use his last 2 sticks on Madoki. They go to it for some reason and find its right arm got blown off and it puts its severed arm on and crushes the car. Why the f--k did you get out and look?! f--kin dumba55 teens in a horror movie! Naojiro sends the rest off and faces the Madoki alone with a Gun but Jiro breaks outta Rikki and Yusuke's grip and sez "is my life" like the Bon Jovi Song and Glows with Light. He finds Naojiro half eaten and Goes SS5 but gold and summons a Ki Blade but not like in kingdom hearts as thats seuxally challenged and its The Subjugator Of Demons. Goku is there and sez Now is the time for Jiro to go on his journey. Koyayashi wakes up as he's not dead yet and Kitani gives him a message for Jiro. At Jiro's place his dad is worried Jiro isn't back yet and with him in his Woman and Son's Woman and the nerdlinger. Dad gets his rifle as I guess 70s Japan wasn't a candy a55 commie country that denies a right to defend yourself and is gun phobic to the point of cavity searching a guy who's kid drew him with a gun like soviet canada. Nerdliner sez he knows the general location of the place and can figger it oot but then Kitani or Jawanbokikai, wait its the illusion demons Yunen Mugenbo and Kokuten Daganbo and they meld through the wall like in Devilman. Jiro cuts off Madoki's left arm, and when he tries to put it on, the light ki burns him and he drops it. Jiro slices it up and it burns away and his sword spazzes away. Goki shows up and sez the blade is an objectification of the energy in his body and with it no demon can harm him. Goki leaves as Jiro wants to talk more and Jiro turns bac and is driven home by his droogs but at home finds Miyuki and mom were taken by the cult. Kitani and Yonen Majari talk of how Madoji was beat and Jiro must've done it. Kitani is mentally linked to Madoki and felt his screaming thoughts of danger so now they can do Plan B as Jawanbokikai will bring the captives to the temple of darkness for the final battle. Kitani sees Shuten Doji is beyond his power and never thought they'd lose Madoki so they choose to gather all dark buddhists(Like Dark Priests in Shining Force?). Kpyayashi comes back from not being dead and gives Jiro a note with a map to their demon temple(oy vey!!) and all who read the letter in that room are invited. The captives will be safe until the duel and its on The 4Th Of July(Excellent work my fellow Americans) and they are told to know the are watched (like online?).
Rikki takes a shower and bath and shows off her thicc muscle bod and her sister comes in. Both have Oni Horns but Rikki sez sister's won't grow in much more and she can hide em under her hair. They talk of Jiro and how he looks like the picture passed down through the fam and he's gentle like an angel(Like Ryo Asuka?? Cuz both are blonde and made of Photons). They go to the fam shrine and talk of Cousin Naojiro biting it like Rikki's rents as they fall defending Jiro, but if Rikki dies its sister's turn. Sister don't want Rikki to die and Rikki sez she won't lose with her fam weapons. Koyayashi sleeps w/fangs out and mom covers his face with a newspaper so company won't be scared. At da temple Kitani calls on War demons to ice the heroes who enter the mountain and has Illusion demons use psychic cr-p to confuse em, but has a Trump card planned. Yusuke drives the gang and they think they got Goki so there's 7 of em and Jiro's dad drives some. In a flashback, Jiro/dad meet Naojiro's dad who thought his generation would serve Shutendoji so he trained but was useless, but is glad his son was useful. He's a Yakuza and did many crimes to stay alive and each generation is taught to protect Shutendoji. Jiro's dad wonders what is Jiro and won't die til he solves the mystery. As the cars near, the War Demons shove rocks Up their butts down a hill and Goki's Barrier protects em. Then War Demons rip outta ground like in Violence Jack with Jun Hono and lift up Yusuke's car so Jiro's dad rams it loose b4 they throw it in the Ravine(And not where Emma sucked Jay in Degrassi). They run over the guys on purpose like asians and Jiro sez they ain't open to talk but only to fight. They drive on and Yusuke hits a mine and his car flips and not cuz he's asian and the guys are ok so they go on foot but get in a quicksand, but its really water or w/e and the War Demon Navy gets em. Jiro/Yusuke cap em and Jiro calls a blade and slags em.
The illusion demons attack and seem giant and 1 is Kokuten Daganbo's big head (heh heh heh, u sed big head). Jiro sez its an illusion but is grabbed by 1 and told knowing won't save em. Jiro calls his blade and slices the hands and its the Illusion Demons being cut like a b0ner by a rabbi's mouth. Kosaku Kaji sees 5 left and 2 are in a tree and sends Jiro to slice the tree. Blood comes out and bodies fall and Kaji points out another dats capped by Jiro's dad. Jiro fights a naked tree chick but its fake and Kaji sends Jiro to ice Shukyo Dokuchon behind him who says only Illusion Demons can see through Illusion Demon spells. 1 runs seeing Illusions don't work and Yusuke caps him in the neck and back like a homie comming at a cop. 1 gets word to Kitani the Illusion Demons f'd out and he has Hun-Dreds of demons in the plain of fangs to overwhelm em. The heroes get there and see rocks in it where Jiro thinks this is a good place for Human Wave attacks. Dad sez the fang like stones are a good place to hide and fire at 1. Jawanbokikai jumps out in bandages like The Coyote in Looney Toons with 100 war demons from their rocks. Rikki don't know who'll live but swears to get him there alive and Yusuke sez he'd save Miyuki with Naojiro's Dads Guns. Rikki has a club on a chain from her ancestors and Koyayashi has Iron Balls but Jiro sez Kaji has no chance so stay back. Kaji sez they need him in case of Illusion Demons and his Kaji Klan has Psychic Powers and can move stones with em. He wants to know why they are destined to fight w/Shutendoji as its why the Kaji Klan exists and Jiro sez the answer is on the other side of the battlefield. Jiro leads the attack and war demons throw fang rocks but Yusuke caps em. 1 punches rocks at Koyayashi and he tanks it and flicks a ball through 1's head. Jiro cuts the rock/demon and Koyayashi catches a rock and crushed a guy but another comes and Yusuke caps him. 2 come w/ rocks for Yusuke but he caps em.
Rikki busts 1 guys head with her club and strangles another with her chain but her club does little to Zuganbo's harder than steel head, that he headbutts into her big t-ts. Dad calls to her and 1 guy w/fangs comes for him but bites through a mouth full of stone. Zuganbo tries to crush Rikki's bust with his weird head but stops b4 hitting and Riki gets him in a lock and crushed his body with her hard beefy muscles. The fanggit comes for Jiro's dad but Rikki uses her club to get him in the mouth and fling him up as Dad blows him out with a shot gun. Yusuke gets a guy in the head like House of the Dead and 2 guys come 4 Jiro with metal things on chains but Jiro de heads em. Dad shotguns another like Ryo Asuka and Kaji psychic throws Rocks at a guy. Yusuke is surrounded by guys with rocks and crushed in a blood spray and Kaji tells Jiro "they killed Yusuke! Those c=ck suckers!" Koyayashi runs to him even though Yusuke's dead and can't do sh-t but he's a dumba55 so it fits. The rockmen crush him but he's too tough and throws em back and crushes em, but 1 throws a spear in his neck. Dad caps the spear chucker and is punched out and Kaji gets cut down by a blade.
Cutie Honey[]
What a load of cr-p! Both buckets!
At Paul Tamamoto's place the Chief of Police who looks a bit like Koyayashi and the detective Kogoro Iboji who don't wear pants and has hemorrhoids is on the case. The Real Koyayashi is a skinny c-ck sucker in the back and is a detective with buckets of what I assume is human waste. His assistances Akebi and Momora are there and after saying Ouch from his hemorrhoids and Paul thinking its about Panther Claw, Iboji tells him the truth and Paul misunderstands and think Iboji called his stoopid and karate chops his buttcrack as he's a pro wrestler and they do suspect sh-t all the time. Iboji sez Panther Zora is a 1000 year old witch who knows science and wants gold and jewels. After Iboji says the gold buddha isn't much art Paul karate chops his a55crack again and there's 1 hour left and Junpei Hayami runs around and the midget cops chase him as Danbei Hayami and Honey Kisaragi come in wearing black like Ninjas. They jump the wall and Danbei winds up in Koyayashi's cr-p bucket and he sez something might be up but is too ret-rded to make sense and Iboji thinks its nothing. Honey uses sleep gas and Danbei jacks the statue and when the guys wake up they see its 12 pm or am or w/e the midnight one is and the statue is there. Iboji thinks they ain't comming but they show up at da front door and jack the statue. The cops don't intervene as Jill sed she'd slag em and cops don't gotta risk their lives for us, so Paul karate chops Iboji's hemorrhoids again.
Iyahaya Nantomo[]
Looks like Bonk from the TurboGrafix 16 games has grown up, and is as Devolved as ever!
In Volume 02 of 05 is a lardo with a leaky nose called Koyayashi which means Palm Tree Hut. He gives commentary on a contest between the good guys and bad guys for the Parents Visitation Day. Often he misinterprets what the other announcer says and its a word pun that only works in Japanese. So learn Nihongo Ja Gaijin! Ima! Hayaku! Okama!
At the Kekkin Academy its the Parents Visitation Stadium. The factions are heated up cuz Doshita Hatesate was injured and The Iyahaya Broadcasting Station has Kogoro Iboji and English teacher Koyayashi as commentators. Once a year the Parents Visitation Day is held and students compete and determine grades as parents watch. Koyayashi explains how the 2 factions compete with the best students in each subject and the students are graded in 5 on each. Tensions are high in case with the place being so divided they might go ape and start violently killing each other, like America after dealing with cocain hussein running it into the ground. Iboji gets the Iyahaya crowd to mock Doshita over whats under his waist as a pun on his name and Doshita spazzes out. Also the Iyahayas show up and the announcer sez its 1975, the 50th year of the Showa Era and they sing the school song and lift both family flags. Round 1 is math and the Iyahaya Klan sends Computer Yamazaki with an IQ of 256(Robotnik is 300 but hes a feminist so it don't count) and won the last 2 years while being his 7th time chosen as a player. Koyayashi thinks it'll be an easy win like Joey in Yugioh thinking Rex's Dinosaurs can beat Weevils Bugs but he didn't think of Trap Cards. Saitaro Tenpu is chosen from the Hatesate Klan and no one knew of him cuz da butler or w/e who let Nantomo in the Hatesate place, wait, its Vice Principal Koramata, sez he enrolled Saitaro Tenpu today and Sayoko Iyahaya tells her minions to file a complaint with the judges but she's told Saitaro Tenpu was enrolled today and Domo Iyahaya b--ches out at the Principal over not stopping it but he didn't know. She beats on him like shes a french woman you just to "go die in a gutter slum scum" but as Domo is not french, she can actually beat up a guy. Koyayashi and Iboji talk about the fight between principal and Domo and how after a beat down, he accidentally grabbed her b00bz and got chucked off the stand. Jumonji checked out the background on Saitaro and found he's got an IQ of 442 and transferred 385x(If he was kicked out of over 300 schools, then its OBVIOUSLY the SCHOOLS that are the problem! NEVER the one being kicked out while the NORMAL ones stayed! And if you disagree, YOU are RACIST!!). Domo remembers him as The Number Killer (Like Number Hunter in Yugioh ZeXaL with Sexy Anna Kozuki and her bouncy t-ts?). Everyone Iyahaya gets bummed and shocked from hearing it and finds he's a pro who takes exams for others(Which defeats the whole point of taking an exam and if you "pass" without being qualified, then it only f--ks things up when you get in and can't function at the required level! Look at soviet canada electing that beta male cuz his alleged dad had the job first!). He can do any math problem in seconds and once a teacher suicided from a student calling him a guy when he didn't FEEL like it that hour being unable to comprehend his problem solving speed. The referee brings in the Judges: Minister of Education Oshoku, President of Akari University Motokura, Science Nobel Prize Winner the guy who invented lobotomies to help the mentally ill not deal with their insanity through destruction of their ability Dr. Sukoi, Sports Promotion Chairman Hashirei and Pen Island Club Chairman Muchakoji. After frisking them for cheating devices the problem is brought out of Japans biggest bank vault and the problem is written out: Sin F (Pythagoras 12 + Mazinger Z). The 2 guys go up and a divider in chief is put between em so they don't copy and they got 30 mins, or 1 New Cutey Honey oav, to solve it. Yamazaki writes a lot but erases it as its chalk and not markers you get brain damage from sniffing. He does a few times and soon theres 10 mins left. Number Killer writes something then goes off and grins at Yamazaki who spazzes out and starts writing hard. Time runs out and he can't take it and bites it like Garisuke Igaya. He didn't solve the problem but if the Number Killer didn't then both get Grade 3. Number Killer put: F (Einstein Z) over Tan 0 -3 Long division sign (G Mazinger) and got it right so Hatesate wins and the Iyayaha gets Grade 1. Domo wants revenge and Sayoko agrees.
Round 2 is Science and Rika Kawai(Like Yugioh Kawai from Wedding Peach who caught BBW from the magic rice? Too bad we didn't see Momoko enfatten, that would be HOT! Esp with a long expansion scene of her swelling up and moaning!) who's 12 and has an IQ of 414 and its her 1st time competing. Hatesate sends out Koide Edison and the test is on RoboTechnology which makes Sayoko worried as Kawai is good at tests but maybe not tinkering with machines like The Tinkerer from Spider-Man The Animated Series on Sega Genesis! Domo thinks the test was leaked and both teens gotta defuse a TNT thing in a Shockproof chamber b4 it blows. Yuri Benten sees Edison is whistling and can use it with her bursting b00bs and changes the nipple charge to his wavelength. Nantomo runs Bentens belly for her Benten Tattoo and it comes out and brings her baku dan nyu in the chamber b4 it closes. Now the teens got 30 mins to defuse it or they go to H E Double africa! The defuzors tinker at it and the Koyayashi and Iboji comment on Kawai's cuteness even though she's 12, but what about Misty in Pokemon? She's like 10, and Pan in GT is 13-15 and THICC! So is Alexis in Yugioh GX and Sailor Venus. So Kawai is struggling and Edison whistles and blows himself out on the Benten Baku Dan Nyu and an ambulance takes him to get treatment even though he'd be dead by the end of this. Everyone thinks Edison got sloppy and Kawai is getting worried. Benten goddess was f'd by the blast and ain't in the mood to help but when its almost over, Nantomo does some Violence Jack thing and the jigen bakudan disassembles itself. Rika Kawai faints and p-ssed herself like a garbage pail kid and Totetsumo Iyahaya gives her a 100 million yen scholarship. Rika is helped away by the nurse with whiz leaking out her miniskirt and this is someones fetish. Dosuru Hatesate is p-ssed that they got a 1 Grade and Iyahaya got the 5 when he paid 100 million yen to get the test info. The 3rd round was English and it was a draw so both teams got a 1, 5 and 3 grades. Round 4 is Music and Sayoko Iyahaya gets ButtEarplugs but Nantomo don't want em. Katsuro Hai of Iyahaya is 14 with a 31 IQ and lung capacity of 9800. He's a 3x Music Champ and this is his 4th Go. Facing him is Taiko Ratsupa, whos a devolving looking fat chick as Go Nagai only draws muscle chicks hot and has an IQ of 13 and 9200 lung capacity(Holy f--k these guys are literally ret-rded!). So the guy screams like a sasquatch and Sayoko sez cuz the judges were bad at judging music, the just devolved into a screaming contest. He gets 288 DB and Iyahaya gets ear plugs, oh and the broadcast went off to not endeafen the listeners like wearing headphones or ear buds eventually will. Also: With all the earbuds deafening people, butt stuff breaking the anus and chronic breaking our brains, I think this next generation is gonna wind up all crippled out! Then again, that's probably what THEY want!! So the evolutionarily challenged chick screams and gets 290 and wins and Nantomo didn't get his ear plugs in on time but should have used tamp0ns like in The Final Destination. But good girls don't use those, Virgins wear pads. Just ask Galko Chan! Cuz the difference is under 10, the Hatesate gets 4 and Iyahaya gets 2 Grade. Then there's a lunch break and Principal sez the next game is Health Education.
Kogoro Iboji/Koyayashi announce that its the final round and Koyayashi scarfs his box lunch. The next contest is health and the Iyahaya member is Idomu Genkai from Hokkaido who broke the last years cold temp record at -120, breaking the last record by over 30 degrees as Hatesate's player Sho To died of frostbite. Competing against him is Reizoko Reito (Cold resistant beauty but sounds like frozen/refrigerated) who was 2nd place behind Sho To before. The salt water ice bath is brought in and the players get nude and get searched for cheating instruments which Sayoko covers her eyes but peaks through her fingers. Reito is bashful about getting bar a55 nude but should have thought about that before being made for a Goo Nagai Manga and Idomu covers himself in front of her. After they get chechked for cheatng devices and Nantomo peaks through his fingers at her nude bod, they go in the salt bath and ice is dumped in to lower it but Reito sez its too hot and they add dry ice. The salt water freezes and they can see her curvy nude bod through the clear ice and Koyayashi and Kogoro bicker over binoculars Kogoro bought to check out the chicks. Then they go to the next level, Liquid Oxygen and Reito moans but keeps going. She wants them to wait before it gets to -90 before trying to get it to -100 but Idomu sez when the Judge thinks of it that its cheating and favoring 1 side. Domo sez to not wait but Totstsumo sez to wait as they got it in the bag(but really its a bad of spurm after the readers and author are j=rkin off to all the babes). Reito pinches Idomu's leg and he jumps and they add more cold and it gets to -130 and she squirms sexily and gives up after freezing and being taken off to be defrosted. Idomu wins but when the judge feels him, he's warm and they scan him and find he's got a Hakkin Pocket Heater in his a55 like Christopher Walkens watch and he's disqualified. Totstsumo ends Idomu's Scholarship and Reito is put on display as a statue until she thaws out. Iboji is glad she won and Koyayashi don't wanna say it but agrees as hes an Iyahaya man. Also Nantomo lusts after naked hard a55 Reito.
So there's 5 health games and of Iyahaya wins the next 4 games it wins the contest. The next contest is the cold resistance contest as in resisting a common cold. Iyahaya sends Ibuki Ginro who was raised by wolves in America and dresses like an indian after the indians found her. As she was raised in the wild and not some candy a55 sterile environment w/o dirt or blood, she has a good immune system and never caught a cold. Also no vaccines. The Hatesate rep is Koyayashi's brother named Yotaro Koyayashi who looks just like him only hes kinda ret-eded and repeated a class 20x and is 32. The contest of who gets sick 1st loses is in a dome with air and humidity perfect to as "an idiot never catches a cold" and is put in a dome with humidity and air cr-p perfect for catching a disease. The 2 go in wearing undies to prevent cheating an to show off her thicc bod and they get put in chairs and equipped with health monitors and Koyayashi wanted to know Ibuki's measurements as she's got nice t-ts. She sucks air in and inflates her b00bs huge and they bring in a diseased guy to infect them on purpose like the maruta say happened in the alleged camp 731. He's got Chaos Number 108: Various Diseases, in Attack Mode, like Mr Burns in The Simpsons and Ibuki's t-ts are special lungs that hold extra air for her to use. Is this one of those Hokuto No Ken things like Souther and his body built by the gods? So she can hold her breath for an hour but Yotaro has never caught a cold before. They raise and lower the temp and Ibuki is running outta air and clawing at her t-ts but Yotaro eventually catches it and they give Ibuki a helmet and air hole(better than an anal hose) and her b00bs expand huge from air. Yotaro is quarantined and it turns out, the Big Bro Koyayashi recalled Yotaro catching a summer cold in africa and Iboji says "Only an idiot catches a summer cold".
The 3rd game is Heat Resistance and Mazoo Konkon is on Hatesate's side and is a muscley frooty guy who Koyayashi and Iboji don't find sexy as they aint queers. He's a SM master and was in a lot of SM things and loves being pained so he starts punching himself. The Iyahaya's send out a new chick instead of who they were gonna cuz this SM dude is too hard(Tee Hee) and its Akemi Kanbara whos popular with both genders at the school(like how a lot of chicks love Go Nagai work). The 2st round is Nekoja, based on putting a cat on a hot grill and playing Shamsen so it dances on the heat, which some animal supremacists might thing is "racist" or w/e. The players go on a big hot plate lightly greased and wearing nothing but her holding a hat and a rose like Tuxedo Mask in a p0rn0(but NOT Sailor and the 7 Ballz with him j=rkin off and blasting his spurm all over hnnnnnnnnnng! pssssssssssst!! Ohhhhh Minakooooooooo!!!). So they jump around on the hot grill and the heat goes up like inflation under a commie ruler but Akemi sweats her special superfluid insulating sweat that blocks heat and is good for guys who like sweaty chicks. Konkon writhes in agony/extacy and she sits on the ground until the contest ends. Then the next thing is the Flame Limbo and there's 4 rounds in the heat test. The Nekoja players are replaced by africanized guys who play drums and the Limbo is lit on fire and the lights turned out so it looks cooler. Isn't this a Mario Party Mini Game? The Ref and judges say no hat or rose as that can be protection against the fire and she throws em and the guys lust after her, including Nantomo and Sayoko sez they're a disgrace and if they like her, she'd show em, only to take it back realizing what she just said. Akemi throws the rose into the fire and Konkon gets giddy at it burning thinking he's next and she covers her crotch/nips with her arms and flexibly bends through the Limbo. Konkon catches on fire and loves it like those guys who get their parts removed and think its being themselfes. The bars get lower until the last one is 10 cm under her crotch when standing and she bends and goes under covering her crotch a the guys lust after her thicc nude bod. Then Konkon gets his crotch on fire and he is in the ultimate pain, the ultimate pleasure. So his b0nar burns off and while everyones looking at his flaming d0ng, Akemi slips under w/o get girl crotch being seen. Koyayashi loves her 3rd year jr high looks even though she looks like a playboy model and not like modsern anime with 30 year olds looking 6 to appeal to the lgtbqia2+map crowd. Test 3 is the 100m Oil H-ll where they swim in hot oil for 300 feet. Akemi works out a bit to get more sweat built up and Koyayashi gets around thinking of how Akemi will be and jumps to show what the dive is like. Konkon splashes oil on his chest to blister and is told t stop but he likes torturing himself. At least hes not injecting fake hormones into himself to devolve himself to fit his fetishes. So they dive in the oil and she fakes being in danger but its just a prank and swims on. Konkon is fully blistered in under 30 feet and loves it and Akemi does a Mid Air Dragonfly flip to turn around showing off her sexy bod. She gets to the end and is gonna come out but noticing all these guys makes her embarrassed for once and she takes a while trying to figure out how to get out w/o showing her nude bod to all the guys/girls/maybe hermaphrodites. Also her crush Hideo is there ad would see her nude which would be bad for some reason. Koyayashi and Iboji talk on how her femnine side showed up by accident or w/e and if she don't get out, she'd lose. Also Konkon is comming in and is devolved into a mass of blisters and Sayoko sez its more embarrassing to lose to Hatesate as shes part of the Iyahaya ten. Akemi crawls out like a caterpillar and the crowd hates how its not sexy but she slips on her oil and shows the full monty to everyones cheer and Koyayashi's b--ching. The girls decide to not let her suffer in shame alone and start getting nude, like in unions how if 1 goes down, they all strike and close the plant and they all go down. Akemi sez its ok, you don't gotta and stands up nude but is given a straw raincoat for the final heat test. They tie her up and do the Mino dance used on Amakusa's Christian Rebels (Not the Confederates, but both were good guys) with them being put in a straw raincoat and set on fire (Like the evil winnie mandella and her mandela necklace on blacks who had White friends in the now devolved south africa). So the players are set on fire like a Yugioh Manga thing and Akemi stands glorious nude with the oil on her burning and dancing around like a Hetero Ballet guy. Konkon rolls around as his blisters burst and eventually he pops away and dies and probably goes to h-ll for being a deviant. Akemi stans proud and all the guys lust after her nude body as she had her X Men Sweat to proect her and Iyahaya wins by TKO as her opponent f--king died!
The 4th tst is the Diarrhea test which Iboji don't like as he's very hygienic. Koyayashi loves it and goes on about his fave kinds of poops until Iboji barfs on him. The Iyahaya's send out Marii Fundu and the Hatesate send out Omorai-Kun who Nantomo knows and thinks Marii has no chance against. The students say this is gross and Omorai was here for the free food. Okomo Chan and Kozi encourage him to eat a years worth of food and puke some back out for him. They stink but the Hatesate are told them being here is part of Omorai comming. Some blonde I don't recognize in a tutu tells Sayoko she BONED up on the competition and found the Omorai-kun manga on bargain and found about him. Koyayashi sez how models are innocent but pee and poop but 1 Setsuko Hara was called The Eternal Virgin who never did anything gross like producing waste(Was she a f--king Robot?!) ad Marii is like that as she last pooped 5 years ago in grade 3 (So she's in grade 8? its like degrassi!). They eat food poisoned with soy diseases and Omorai loves it as he lives in filth. Marii eats politely and Okomo and Kozi with they could eat that filth and its to be continued in the next chapter
During the Diarrhea contest(good f--k Go Nagai! What are you?! Beavis AND Butthead?!) Koyayashi knew about the current theory of mantle and crust of the earth underground, even thought in REAL life the earth is hollow and thats where the daemons live, and compared it to Marii Fundu and her sealed a55 where she hadn't pood in years and giving her an enema would be like water going into the cracks of the rock and making a huge a55 earthquake. Marii began sh-tting an obscene load of 5 years of cr-p that had filled her pressurized and many fled her overflowing a55, Including Koyayashi, but Iboji stays behind and is swallowed up in the deluge of human waste that overfills the building(Can 5 years of poop be that much? get the mythbusters!)
After the endless fecal matter is somehow cleaned out, the next test is the torture test and Koyayashi is selected as he's holding the notebook with the number of a student who was suspended for smoking. So he gets down to his undies which are old lady bloomers and they get him bare a55 naked(and he's got a fat a55). So he's put on this edged zigzag thing and has slabs of heavy things put on his legs to dig his shins into the zigzag(90s vegeta: talk about a real, shin dig) but his opponent blacks out and its a tie as he dont give in under threats of being boiled alive(like Goemon?). Then theres the Stone Hugging test where they are tied to a stone and dropped and barf out their food. then they get tied to a stone and rolled across thumbtacks, needles and nails, but his prettyboy opponent Yuu Hiromi's fangirls interfere as they dont want his pretty boy face damaged and his side loses. But the big guy rolling his rock pushed him by mistake and he rolls through it and gets f'd up.
He spend much of the games lusting after all the curvy naked chicks Go Nagai draws in various fetish things but not as fetish as Totally Spies.
For the Wooden Horse thing he teases Iboji for going on it and getting his b-lls and anus f'd by the wood thing he's gotta sit on naked. But when the students put oil on the wood hrose slide that makes Kogoro speed down it and shred his anus, the other team sez its a foul and it devolves into a mexican soccer game, I mean a fight and eventually spreads into a gang war, then a civil wear, then a nucular war and all life on earth is wiped out. wow Go Nagai, that's kinda f'd, what is it with you killing everyone?
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- In New Cutey Honey OAV 3 for the crowd scene at the opening concert, we see Koyayashi, Omorai-Kun, Go Nagai's Persona, Enma-Kun in Chapeauji, The The Jainitor and a few others I can't make out.
The girl has face hair and the guy don't? What is this? france??
- In Re: Cutie Honey OVA 1 After the theme song is a show Department Store Underground Restaurant Wars with Alphonne and Koyayashi
So are they french in this thing? Or real people visiting france?
- In Mazinkaiser vs The Great General of Darkness When the power goes and people freak out of a monster with Chilled Tofu or w/e Go Nagai calls his insert by pictures of Paul Tamamoto from Cutie Honey, UFO Robo Grendizer's title mech, Koyayashi and Kogoro Iboji from many of his works.