Kogoro Iboji is a dude who shows up in a buncha Cutey Honey things and Iyahaya Nantomo. He's often got butt or crotch issues.
Cutie Honey[]
The karate chop in the buttcrack made me break out laughing the 1st time I saw it.
At Paul Tamamoto's place the Chief of Police who looks a bit like Koyayashi and the detective Kogoro Iboji who don't wear pants and has hemorrhoids is on the case. TheReal Koyayashi is a skinny c-ck sucker in the back and is a detective with buckets of what I assume is human waste. His assistances Akebi and Momora are there and after saying Ouch from his hemorrhoids and Paul thinking its about Panther Claw, Iboji tells him the truth and Paul misunderstands and think Iboji called his stoopid and karate chops his buttcrack as he's a pro wrestler and they do suspect sh-t all the time. Iboji sez Panther Zora is a 1000 year old witch who knows science and wants gold and jewels. After Iboji says the gold buddha isn't much art Paul karate chops his a55crack again and there's 1 hour left and Junpei Hayami runs around and the midget cops chase him as Danbei Hayami and Honey Kisaragi come in wearing black like Ninjas. They jump the wall and Danbei winds up in Koyayashi's cr-p bucket and he sez something might be up but is too ret-rded to make sense and Iboji thinks its nothing. Honey uses sleep gas and Danbei jacks the statue and when the guys wake up they see its 12 pm or am or w/e the midnight one is and the statue is there. Iboji thinks they ain't comming but they show up at da front door and jack the statue. The cops don't intervene as Jill sed she'd slag em and cops don't gotta risk their lives for us, so Paul karate chops Iboji's hemorrhoids again.
Re: Cutie Honey[]
All those rice balls went to her boin.
In here he's the Chief Clerk and is Honey's boss who lusts after her and other sexy Go Nagai Babes cuz Go Nagai knows how to make good women.
In here he's voiced by Bin Shimada who was Broly in DBZ, Yuda in Hokuto no Ken, Riki-oh in the Riki-Oh OAV's, Zack in Dead Or Alive, Goki Shibukawa in Baki, Sho Shinjo in Battle Arena Toshinden OVA, Doll Commando in Jushin Liger, Tsunaike in Crying Freeman, Jijimon; Omegamon; Starmon; Tactimon in Digimon Fusion, Tian Yueyun in Fist of the Blue Sky Regenesis, Scott Bernard in Genesis Climber Mospeada (Robotech s3), Gengai Hiraga in Gintama, Hell-Painter (ep 17) and Kotatsu in Inuyasha, Barrierfreeman and Dazzle in Ultimate Muscle, Kihaano in Kirby Right Back At Ya (F--k dat g=y sh-t), Paptimus Scirocco in Gundam, Kamakiri in Naruto, Den; Foxy; Old Man (ep 455); Shimotsuki Yasuie / Tonoyasu; Walpol in One Piece, Dr. Hell in Robot Girls Z, Yuuichirou Kumada in Sailor Moon, Zangulz in Slayers Bocoe; and Chuck Thorndyke in Sonic X(Just finished that. Best Cartoon based on a Video Game! It had heart!), Charles du l'Etoile in Super Dimensional Calvary Southern Cross (Robotech S2), Joejoe and Morita in Toriko, Tobimaru Mizunokouji in Urusei Yatsura, Demon B; Mr. Shadow's Thugs in Wicked City (Almost p0rn0), Demon B; Mr. Shadow's Thugs in You're Under Arrest,Nossori in Mazinger Z Infinity, Watch Collector Shoutarou in Toei Yugioh and Gravekeeper's Chief in Yugioh GX.
In the dub he's done by Tony Oliver who did Shaft in Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles, The Imp in the 2016 Berserk, (TV) as Benimaru; Referee (6 episodes); Reid (ep 20); Saruzo (eps 8, 13); Shipright 1 (ep 24) in Beyblade Burst Turbo(more like betblade butt burst!(drawn by Go Nagai)), Reporter (ep 10); Servant (ep 9) in Black Jack, Akon (ep 259); Gengoro Onabara (Shusuke Amagai Saga); Ggio Vega; Hanza Nukui; Ryou Udagawa; Ulquiorra Cifer in Bleach(which had great babes and action), Jiro in Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan(which was fun), Christopher 'Chris' Jensen in Captain Harlock and the Queen of a Thousand Years, Hiromu Shinbo in Chobits, Yutaka (Matt's bandmate; ep 38) in Digimon Adventure 02(which I cred a few times in), Research Assistant B (ep 2) in Dinozaurs(remember that? I thought it was cool), Gonzy; Hap in Eureka Seven, Bart in the 86 Fist of the North Star(which was awesome), Li (ep 14); Marine Boxer #3 (ep 16); Policeman (ep 10); Staff (ep 11); Sugi; SWAT (ep 17) Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex(which was great), Messina Informant; Robert Dawson; Team D in Golgo 13: The Professional, Harry MacDowel (Young) in Gungrave, Adjutant (ep 1); Balinbow; Jame-go (ep 4); Narrator; Old Simon (ep 27); Tetsukan in Gurren Lagann, Agon (eps 16, 26); Amori (6 episodes); Assassin C (ep 51); Beans; Cat Diner PC (uncredited; ep 61); Citizen (ep 133); Guide (ep 147); Islander B (ep 1); Kortopi (7 episodes); Man A (ep 76); Pirate (ep 68); Rammot (7 episodes); Referee 2 (ep 27) in the reboot of Hunter × Hunter, Blueford (eps 5-6) Old Man (ep 35); Satoru Nakae (ep 34); Taxi Driver (ep 1) Brat (ep 2); Driver (ep 33); Man (Woman) (ep 36); Officer A (Thug) (eps 34-35); P=mp (ep 6) Tower of Grey/The Lovers (ep 4) Announcer; Operator; Prisoner in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure(Hokuto No Ken was better), Assistant (ep 14); Customer (ep 13); Saito (ep 10); Scary man (ep 1); Trash Collection Announcement (ep 12); Yui's Father (ep 7) in K-ON!, Arsene Lupin III in Lupin the Third(which had a fun dub), Kelvin Stelar in Megaman Star Force, Launch Observation Team in Metropolis, Fukuyokana (ep 174); Jibachi Kamizuru; Kurosuki Family Member (ep 153); Leaf Ninja (eps 203, 213); Lord of Greens (ep 191); Messenger B (ep 177); Nan (eps 214-215); Nanafushi (ep 193); Nara Clan Researcher B (ep 146); Postman Ninja 596-03 (ep 177); Ronin (ep 208); Sand Ninja C (ep 216); Shinayakana (ep 174) ; Tsuzumi; Worker (ep 208) in Naruto(Which is good bt dat filler man), Food Delivery Man (ep 193); Gambler A (ep 286); Glasses Merchant (ep 181); Hachō Merchant A (ep 291); Iyashi (medical ninja; ep 193); Kyōya (subordinate; ep 122); Medical Corp Guard B (ep 296); Medical Division Member E (ep 278); Minato Namikaze / Fourth Hokage; Sekiei (ep 192); Stone Genin B (ep 190); Third Company Member B (ep 284); Urushi in Naruto Shippūden(Ninja Ninja, Rolck The Ninja, Nibja Ball Z!), Carlos; Master; Tatsuhito Saotome; Villager in New Getter Robo, Rokuroshi (ep 215) in One Piece(Look out! The okama are comming!!), Paradizer (ep 4) in One Punch Man, Rick Hunter in Robotech(The best sci fi, as Star wars devolved by disney), Execution Squad Official (ep 13); Kawara Gang Member #3; Lumberjack Rapper (ep 16); Nagamitsu in Samurai Champloo(remember when Fuu got fat? Dat was HOT!!), Married Man (ep 11); Pit Team Member (ep 10) in the fox kids Transformers: Robots in Disguise(One of the better transformers seasons), Custodian (ep 1); Todo (ep 26); Witch (ep 1) in Witch Hunter Robin (like The Crow meets The Craft), Gaga Gozen (ep 20) in Yashahime: Princess Half-Demon(IniYasha GT), Barriers Announcement (Animaze dub); Drug Customer (Animaze dub); Helicopter Soldier 1 (Animaze dub); Interrogation Room Cop (Animaze dub); Nurse's Guard 2 (Animaze dub); Police Car Driver (Animaze dub); Radio Relayer (Animaze dub); Red Revenging Clown (Animaze dub); Sewer Vehicle Pilot (Animaze dub); Unit 375 Cop (Animaze dub), In Akira(Bada55), Buggy Squad (ep 20); Jagi's Thug who Cooks (ep 31); Jagi's Thug who Pleads (ep 31); Jagi's Thug with Crossbow (ep 31); Truck Driver (ep 21) the 80s Fist of the North Star (the best 80s shonen), Assistant Director (ep 22); Ichiro Okinoshima; Kamioka (ep 8); Kunio Murai (eps 5-43); Punk (ep 8); Salesclerk (ep 7); Staff (ep 11); Tadashi Sakurada (ep 6); Tomoko's Father (ep 42) in GTO: Great Teacher Onizuka and Daigoro (eps 79-82) in Rurouni Kenshin.
Cutie Honey Universe[]
In here he's One of Seiji Hayami's assistants in the PCIS, and a former Private Dick like Shaft (which despite its sounds, is NOT a p0rn0).
In here he's voiced by Ippei Orishima who I can't find sh-t on, even Anime News Network.
In the dub he's done by Andrew Love who also did Principal Pochi in this, Katsumi Orochi\Yasha in the Sentai redub of the BAKI ONAs, Hyogo in the 2019 Dororo, Poacher in ep 86-87 of back door beta male candy a55 frooty booty girly man Dragon Ball super, Heath (ep 61)\Jerso in FMA Brotherhood, Takuma Nagare in Getter Robo Arc, Construction Worker (ep 10); Dog Faced Monster; Gay Dink #2 (ep 3); Numatsu (Worker #1; ep 2); Teacher (ep 1) in Ghost Stories (The best dub), Andre (ep 23); Bomber (ep 31); Doctor (ep 12); Duchess (ep 6); Eric (ep 29); Howard (ep 1); Jack (ep 26); Jake (ep 10); Mac (ep 20); Marty (ep 4); Mikhail (ep 15); Steve (ep 36); Ted (ep 22); Thompson (ep 8) in Golgo 13, Masaki Murakami in Guyver: The Bioboosted Armor, Announcer (ep 1); Soichiro Takagi; Takayama (ep 1); Traffic Controller (ep 4); Tsunoda (ep 3) in Highschol Of The Dead (Babes!), Burnt Alive Lion in Kämpfer (Seems hetero but one of those chicks is a dude), Cassios in the devolved cg Knights of the Zodiac: Saint Seiya, Kenji Yamazaki in boku no hero academia (If I wanted Anime HEROes I'd watch Yugioh GX!), Adam Blade in Needless (Hot ), Akainu/Sakazuki; Camu, Charlotte Nougat; Guard (ep 81); Kumadori; Mr. 5 in one piece (With extra okama), Dream Creatures (ep 11); Police (ep 10); Uragami in Parasyte -the maxim-, Guanguan Yuan in Shenmue the Animation, Dylan in super columbine 64 Shining Hearts, Harris in Squid Girl, Maur in To Love Ru(babes), and Spottenheim in UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie (babes )!
Iyahaya Nantomo[]
He's in for a wild ride!
In here he's a commentator with Koyayashi on the games between the schools
At the Kekkin Academy its the Parents Visitation Stadium. The factions are heated up cuz Doshita Hatesate was injured and The Iyahaya Broadcasting Station has Kogoro Iboji and English teacher Koyayashi as commentators. Once a year the Parents Visitation Day is held and students compete and determine grades as parents watch. Koyayashi explains how the 2 factions compete with the best students in each subject and the students are graded in 5 on each. Tensions are high in case with the place being so divided they might go ape and start violently killing each other, like America after dealing with cocain hussein running it into the ground. Iboji gets the Iyahaya crowd to mock Doshita over whats under his waist as a pun on his name and Doshita spazzes out. Also the Iyahayas show up and the announcer sez its 1975, the 50th year of the Showa Era and they sing the school song and lift both family flags. Round 1 is math and the Iyahaya Klan sends Computer Yamazaki with an IQ of 256(Robotnik is 300 but hes a feminist so it don't count) and won the last 2 years while being his 7th time chosen as a player. Koyayashi thinks it'll be an easy win like Joey in Yugioh thinking Rex's Dinosaurs can beat Weevils Bugs but he didn't think of Trap Cards. Saitaro Tenpu is chosen from the Hatesate Klan and no one knew of him cuz da butler or w/e who let Nantomo in the Hatesate place, wait, its Vice Principal Koramata, sez he enrolled Saitaro Tenpu today and Sayoko Iyahaya tells her minions to file a complaint with the judges but she's told Saitaro Tenpu was enrolled today and Domo Iyahaya b--ches out at the Principal over not stopping it but he didn't know. She beats on him like shes a french woman you just to "go die in a gutter slum scum" but as Domo is not french, she can actually beat up a guy. Koyayashi and Iboji talk about the fight between principal and Domo and how after a beat down, he accidentally grabbed her b00bz and got chucked off the stand. Jumonji checked out the background on Saitaro and found he's got an IQ of 442 and transferred 385x(If he was kicked out of over 300 schools, then its OBVIOUSLY the SCHOOLS that are the problem! NEVER the one being kicked out while the NORMAL ones stayed! And if you disagree, YOU are RACIST!!). Domo remembers him as The Number Killer (Like Number Hunter in Yugioh ZeXaL with Sexy Anna Kozuki and her bouncy t-ts?). Everyone Iyahaya gets bummed and shocked from hearing it and finds he's a pro who takes exams for others(Which defeats the whole point of taking an exam and if you "pass" without being qualified, then it only f--ks things up when you get in and can't function at the required level! Look at soviet canada electing that beta male cuz his alleged dad had the job first!). He can do any math problem in seconds and once a teacher suicided from a student calling him a guy when he didn't FEEL like it that hour being unable to comprehend his problem solving speed. The referee brings in the Judges: Minister of Education Oshoku, President of Akari University Motokura, Science Nobel Prize Winner the guy who invented lobotomies to help the mentally ill not deal with their insanity through destruction of their ability Dr. Sukoi, Sports Promotion Chairman Hashirei and Pen Island Club Chairman Muchakoji. After frisking them for cheating devices the problem is brought out of Japans biggest bank vault and the problem is written out: Sin F (Pythagoras 12 + Mazinger Z). The 2 guys go up and a divider in chief is put between em so they don't copy and they got 30 mins, or 1 New Cutey Honey oav, to solve it. Yamazaki writes a lot but erases it as its chalk and not markers you get brain damage from sniffing. He does a few times and soon theres 10 mins left. Number Killer writes something then goes off and grins at Yamazaki who spazzes out and starts writing hard. Time runs out and he can't take it and bites it like Garisuke Igaya. He didn't solve the problem but if the Number Killer didn't then both get Grade 3. Number Killer put: F (Einstein Z) over Tan 0 -3 Long division sign (G Mazinger) and got it right so Hatesate wins and the Iyayaha gets Grade 1. Domo wants revenge and Sayoko agrees.
Round 2 is Science and Rika Kawai(Like Yugioh Kawai from Wedding Peach who caught BBW from the magic rice? Too bad we didn't see Momoko enfatten, that would be HOT! Esp with a long expansion scene of her swelling up and moaning!) who's 12 and has an IQ of 414 and its her 1st time competing. Hatesate sends out Koide Edison and the test is on RoboTechnology which makes Sayoko worried as Kawai is good at tests but maybe not tinkering with machines like The Tinkerer from Spider-Man The Animated Series on Sega Genesis! Domo thinks the test was leaked and both teens gotta defuse a TNT thing in a Shockproof chamber b4 it blows. Yuri Benten sees Edison is whistling and can use it with her bursting b00bs and changes the nipple charge to his wavelength. Nantomo runs Bentens belly for her Benten Tattoo and it comes out and brings her baku dan nyu in the chamber b4 it closes. Now the teens got 30 mins to defuse it or they go to H E Double africa! The defuzors tinker at it and the Koyayashi and Iboji comment on Kawai's cuteness even though she's 12, but what about Misty in Pokemon? She's like 10, and Pan in GT is 13-15 and THICC! So is Alexis in Yugioh GX and Sailor Venus. So Kawai is struggling and Edison whistles and blows himself out on the Benten Baku Dan Nyu and an ambulance takes him to get treatment even though he'd be dead by the end of this. Everyone thinks Edison got sloppy and Kawai is getting worried. Benten goddess was f'd by the blast and ain't in the mood to help but when its almost over, Nantomo does some Violence Jack thing and the jigen bakudan disassembles itself. Rika Kawai faints and p-ssed herself like a garbage pail kid and Totetsumo Iyahaya gives her a 100 million yen scholarship. Rika is helped away by the nurse with whiz leaking out her miniskirt and this is someones fetish. Dosuru Hatesate is p-ssed that they got a 1 Grade and Iyahaya got the 5 when he paid 100 million yen to get the test info. The 3rd round was English and it was a draw so both teams got a 1, 5 and 3 grades. Round 4 is Music and Sayoko Iyahaya gets ButtEarplugs but Nantomo don't want em. Katsuro Hai of Iyahaya is 14 with a 31 IQ and lung capacity of 9800. He's a 3x Music Champ and this is his 4th Go. Facing him is Taiko Ratsupa, whos a devolving looking fat chick as Go Nagai only draws muscle chicks hot and has an IQ of 13 and 9200 lung capacity(Holy f--k these guys are literally ret-rded!). So the guy screams like a sasquatch and Sayoko sez cuz the judges were bad at judging music, the just devolved into a screaming contest. He gets 288 DB and Iyahaya gets ear plugs, oh and the broadcast went off to not endeafen the listeners like wearing headphones or ear buds eventually will. Also: With all the earbuds deafening people, butt stuff breaking the anus and chronic breaking our brains, I think this next generation is gonna wind up all crippled out! Then again, that's probably what THEY want!! So the evolutionarily challenged chick screams and gets 290 and wins and Nantomo didn't get his ear plugs in on time but should have used tamp0ns like in The Final Destination. But good girls don't use those, Virgins wear pads. Just ask Galko Chan! Cuz the difference is under 10, the Hatesate gets 4 and Iyahaya gets 2 Grade. Then there's a lunch break and Principal sez the next game is Health Education.
Kogoro Iboji/Koyayashi announce that its the final round and Koyayashi scarfs his box lunch. The next contest is health and the Iyahaya member is Idomu Genkai from Hokkaido who broke the last years cold temp record at -120, breaking the last record by over 30 degrees as Hatesate's player Sho To died of frostbite. Competing against him is Reizoko Reito (Cold resistant beauty but sounds like frozen/refrigerated) who was 2nd place behind Sho To before. The salt water ice bath is brought in and the players get nude and get searched for cheating instruments which Sayoko covers her eyes but peaks through her fingers. Reito is bashful about getting bar a55 nude but should have thought about that before being made for a Goo Nagai Manga and Idomu covers himself in front of her. After they get chechked for cheatng devices and Nantomo peaks through his fingers at her nude bod, they go in the salt bath and ice is dumped in to lower it but Reito sez its too hot and they add dry ice. The salt water freezes and they can see her curvy nude bod through the clear ice and Koyayashi and Kogoro bicker over binoculars Kogoro bought to check out the chicks. Then they go to the next level, Liquid Oxygen and Reito moans but keeps going. She wants them to wait before it gets to -90 before trying to get it to -100 but Idomu sez when the Judge thinks of it that its cheating and favoring 1 side. Domo sez to not wait but Totstsumo sez to wait as they got it in the bag(but really its a bad of spurm after the readers and author are j=rkin off to all the babes). Reito pinches Idomu's leg and he jumps and they add more cold and it gets to -130 and she squirms sexily and gives up after freezing and being taken off to be defrosted. Idomu wins but when the judge feels him, he's warm and they scan him and find he's got a Hakkin Pocket Heater in his a55 like Christopher Walkens watch and he's disqualified. Totstsumo ends Idomu's Scholarship and Reito is put on display as a statue until she thaws out. Iboji is glad she won and Koyayashi don't wanna say it but agrees as hes an Iyahaya man. Also Nantomo lusts after naked hard a55 Reito.
So there's 5 health games and of Iyahaya wins the next 4 games it wins the contest. The next contest is the cold resistance contest as in resisting a common cold. Iyahaya sends Ibuki Ginro who was raised by wolves in America and dresses like an indian after the indians found her. As she was raised in the wild and not some candy a55 sterile environment w/o dirt or blood, she has a good immune system and never caught a cold. Also no vaccines. The Hatesate rep is Koyayashi's brother named Yotaro Koyayashi who looks just like him only hes kinda ret-eded and repeated a class 20x and is 32. The contest of who gets sick 1st loses is in a dome with air and humidity perfect to as "an idiot never catches a cold" and is put in a dome with humidity and air cr-p perfect for catching a disease. The 2 go in wearing undies to prevent cheating an to show off her thicc bod and they get put in chairs and equipped with health monitors and Koyayashi wanted to know Ibuki's measurements as she's got nice t-ts. She sucks air in and inflates her b00bs huge and they bring in a diseased guy to infect them on purpose like the maruta say happened in the alleged camp 731. He's got Chaos Number 108: Various Diseases, in Attack Mode, like Mr Burns in The Simpsons and Ibuki's t-ts are special lungs that hold extra air for her to use. Is this one of those Hokuto No Ken things like Souther and his body built by the gods? So she can hold her breath for an hour but Yotaro has never caught a cold before. They raise and lower the temp and Ibuki is running outta air and clawing at her t-ts but Yotaro eventually catches it and they give Ibuki a helmet and air hole(better than an anal hose) and her b00bs expand huge from air. Yotaro is quarantined and it turns out, the Big Bro Koyayashi recalled Yotaro catching a summer cold in africa and Iboji says "Only an idiot catches a summer cold".
The 3rd game is Heat Resistance and Mazoo Konkon is on Hatesate's side and is a muscley frooty guy who Koyayashi and Iboji don't find sexy as they aint queers. He's a SM master and was in a lot of SM things and loves being pained so he starts punching himself. The Iyahaya's send out a new chick instead of who they were gonna cuz this SM dude is too hard(Tee Hee) and its Akemi Kanbara whos popular with both genders at the school(like how a lot of chicks love Go Nagai work). The 2st round is Nekoja, based on putting a cat on a hot grill and playing Shamsen so it dances on the heat, which some animal supremacists might thing is "racist" or w/e. The players go on a big hot plate lightly greased and wearing nothing but her holding a hat and a rose like Tuxedo Mask in a p0rn0(but NOT Sailor and the 7 Ballz with him j=rkin off and blasting his spurm all over hnnnnnnnnnng! pssssssssssst!! Ohhhhh Minakooooooooo!!!). So they jump around on the hot grill and the heat goes up like inflation under a commie ruler but Akemi sweats her special superfluid insulating sweat that blocks heat and is good for guys who like sweaty chicks. Konkon writhes in agony/extacy and she sits on the ground until the contest ends. Then the next thing is the Flame Limbo and there's 4 rounds in the heat test. The Nekoja players are replaced by africanized guys who play drums and the Limbo is lit on fire and the lights turned out so it looks cooler. Isn't this a Mario Party Mini Game? The Ref and judges say no hat or rose as that can be protection against the fire and she throws em and the guys lust after her, including Nantomo and Sayoko sez they're a disgrace and if they like her, she'd show em, only to take it back realizing what she just said. Akemi throws the rose into the fire and Konkon gets giddy at it burning thinking he's next and she covers her crotch/nips with her arms and flexibly bends through the Limbo. Konkon catches on fire and loves it like those guys who get their parts removed and think its being themselfes. The bars get lower until the last one is 10 cm under her crotch when standing and she bends and goes under covering her crotch a the guys lust after her thicc nude bod. Then Konkon gets his crotch on fire and he is in the ultimate pain, the ultimate pleasure. So his b0nar burns off and while everyones looking at his flaming d0ng, Akemi slips under w/o get girl crotch being seen. Koyayashi loves her 3rd year jr high looks even though she looks like a playboy model and not like modern anime with 30 year olds looking 6 to appeal to the lgtbqia2+map crowd. Test 3 is the 100m Oil H-ll where they swim in hot oil for 300 feet. Akemi works out a bit to get more sweat built up and Koyayashi gets around thinking of how Akemi will be and jumps to show what the dive is like. Konkon splashes oil on his chest to blister and is told t stop but he likes torturing himself. At least hes not injecting fake hormones into himself to devolve himself to fit his fetishes. So they dive in the oil and she fakes being in danger but its just a prank and swims on. Konkon is fully blistered in under 30 feet and loves it and Akemi does a Mid Air Dragonfly flip to turn around showing off her sexy bod. She gets to the end and is gonna come out but noticing all these guys makes her embarrassed for once and she takes a while trying to figure out how to get out w/o showing her nude bod to all the guys/girls/maybe hermaphrodites. Also her crush Hideo is there ad would see her nude which would be bad for some reason. Koyayashi and Iboji talk on how her femnine side showed up by accident or w/e and if she don't get out, she'd lose. Also Konkon is comming in and is devolved into a mass of blisters and Sayoko sez its more embarrassing to lose to Hatesate as shes part of the Iyahaya ten. Akemi crawls out like a caterpillar and the crowd hates how its not sexy but she slips on her oil and shows the full monty to everyones cheer and Koyayashi's b--ching. The girls decide to not let her suffer in shame alone and start getting nude, like in unions how if 1 goes down, they all strike and close the plant and they all go down. Akemi sez its ok, you don't gotta and stands up nude but is given a straw raincoat for the final heat test. They tie her up and do the Mino dance used on Amakusa's Christian Rebels (Not the Confederates, but both were good guys) with them being put in a straw raincoat and set on fire (Like the evil winnie mandella and her mandela necklace on blacks who had White friends in the now devolved south africa). So the players are set on fire like a Yugioh Manga thing and Akemi stands glorious nude with the oil on her burning and dancing around like a Hetero Ballet guy. Konkon rolls around as his blisters burst and eventually he pops away and dies and probably goes to h-ll for being a deviant. Akemi stans proud and all the guys lust after her nude body as she had her X Men Sweat to proect her and Iyahaya wins by TKO as her opponent f--king died!
The 4th tst is the Diarrhea test which Iboji don't like as he's very hygienic. Koyayashi loves it and goes on about his fave kinds of poops until Iboji barfs on him. The Iyahaya's send out Marii Fundu and the Hatesate send out Omorai-Kun who Nantomo knows and thinks Marii has no chance against. The students say this is gross and Omorai was here for the free food. Okomo Chan and Kozi encourage him to eat a years worth of food and puke some back out for him. They stink but the Hatesate are told them being here is part of Omorai comming. Some blonde I don't recognize in a tutu tells Sayoko she BONED up on the competition and found the Omorai-kun manga on bargain and found about him. Koyayashi sez how models are innocent but pee and poop but 1 Setsuko Hara was called The Eternal Virgin who never did anything gross like producing waste(Was she a f--king Robot?!) ad Marii is like that as she last pooped 5 years ago in grade 3 (So she's in grade 8? its like degrassi!). They eat food poisoned with soy diseases and Omorai loves it as he lives in filth. Marii eats politely and Okomo and Kozi with they could eat that filth and its to be continued in the next chapter
Volume 04[]
Koyayashi and Iboji describe the foul food that Marii Fundu and Omorai eat to give em the runs as Omorai loves it and Marii is having stomach churning. She turns down the option for a special toilet as she can't poop and gets kinda upset but her cr-p factory calms down and she finishes her filth. Koyayashi sez the next test is great for SM fans like Mazoo Konkon and he wants to see Marii's a55 and her sh-tting all over. They reveal the a55 cracks and Omorai's is filthy and coated in dead bugs, fish bones and probably human waste with the nurse not wanting to touch it. Marii opens her dress to only show her crack a bit and not showing her soft bod and her undies have a hole in the anus, which kinda disappoints Koyayashi. Omorai gets the fig enema and eats the whole thing with his filthy a55 which then releases a burp/poot which stunk up the area. Marii got the fig enema but her a55 was sealed so they got a construction team to try to open her a55. 1st a grind drill that broke then a chisel that did sh-t then a power drill that went 4 cm in her a55. So they fed her a55 the fig sized enema and Koayayshi sez how this gives the Iyahaya team disadvantage as Omorai gets the Tomato Enema and his a55 eats the nurses hand and she shakes him off before it chews and swallows. Marii gets the Tomato Enema and Koyayashai sez how the cracks in her solid waste will be like cracks in the Earth's Crust that magma flows into and expands and causes a volcano, also how the crust moves and goes under the other crust and causes Earthquakes. So after saying how this will be an earthquake of sh-t, the 2 competetors get the Pumpkin Enema like in Kekko Kamen and then the Watermelon Enema that gives Elephants diarrhea. Marii's a55 rumbles and frenzy's and laserbeaks and blasts gas then a few diamonds created by her cr-p being compressed for so long. The people run to catch the sh-t diamonds and the stink knocks em out so they get gas masks from somewhere and run in, only for Marii to release an obscene load of human waste! A torrent of fecal matter that swamps out the people running in and after 8 pages of cr-pping, she overflowed the building with filth that was compressed and expanded to full size after being released. Most of the people fled but Okomo, Kozi and Iboji were swimming in the rectal sea. After cleaning out the arna of the endless slop and plop the games resume to do the 5th round but Koyayashi don't like how Iboji stinks from being consumed by filth and wears a mask as he thinks a strip of cloth can protect him from air. Iboji would have bit it if he hadn't bee flushed out the window but the river of defecated used food.
After bickering, Iboji and Koyayashi reveal the next round is the Torture Game to see who's more robust (not Cutey Honey's Robo Bust). The player is chosen by random and drawing a card with a number of a student and Hatesate is Chaos Number 2883: Yuu Hiromi, who's popular with the chicks as a pretty boy but not a candy a55 beta male with no parts like those korea c=ck suckers. Koyayashi hates hm as he's jealous and thinks Yuu has it too good and its like those feminists who hate on Bimbos who look good and are happy and have fun and guys. Also Yuu is 12 and that makes all the girls into him seem a bit off, but the girls are his age, so its like a 90s guy liking Pan in DBGT as they were around the same age when the show came out. Also Koyayashi don't like girly boys and prefers real men but not in a seuxally challenged way like andersodom cooper on commie news network. So Shining Number 1026 from Iyahaya was called and no one shows up, until Koyayashi checks and he has the students ID as the kid was caught smoking and got suspended for a week and Koyayashi took his book. Cuz Koyayashi was the guy with the students ID, he's chosen and has to face Yuu. Yuu sez sorry to his mama for damaging the body she gave him(which is a good thing on how you shouldn't get tattoos/piercings/cosmetic surgery) and they get nude to prevent cheeting. Koyayashi wears old lady bloomers from his wife and Yuu is in the newest briefs. Koyayashi tries running to not take off his bulmas and is a fat out of shape tub and keels over and his undies are took. They do the Hugging Stone Test where they kneel on jagged stones and have stone slabs on em to dig the shins into the stone. Yuu pees himself and Koyayashi cr-ps himself and they put stone on each and when Koyayashi wants to give up, Totetsumo sez he'd make him and his fam suffer if he does. So the next 2 slabs are put on and to keep Koyayashi from quitting, Totetsumo sez he'd make Koyayashi's wife and kid hug slabs. Iboji interviews Koyayashi and leans on the slabs and Koyayashi confesses out of agony and they put on the 5th slab and Yuu blacked out from pain as hes a girly man. To keep Koyayashi from quitting, Totetsumo sez he'd have Koyayashi's fam boiled in a pot(like Gomeon?) and Sayoko sez Koyayashi too. So the round is done w/o a winner so round 2 has em do Yoitomate where they are tied to a stone sphere and dropped from a height to slam em like with that ep of The Simpsons with Homer on the Wrecking Ball as Sideshow Bob tried to bust their home for a road. Yuu blacked out again and they are dropped from bigger heights and barf out their lunches. Yuu had Egg Rolls and Koyayashi had pickled daikon radish(Daikon 4?). At 16 feet Yuu barfed out meat and Koyayashi barfed fish bones(like the ones on Omorai Kun's a55?) from yesterdays dinner he put in todays bento. After being dropped 2 feet they bring em to the next one and Koyayashi thinks of having his fam boiled in a pot and Yuu sez he'd fight to the end(like that mongol0id in Hokuto No Ken in the SM Armor and Whips) and the crowd sez he's a real man. The final round is the stone hugging ride through h-ll where they are tied to a big a55 rock and rolled over thumbtacks/needles/and 3 and 5 inch nails. Yuu sez he don't care what happens as his cr-ppy rents dont care of him either. They get rolled and their parts and legs are shanked with thumbtacks and needles but the girls can't take it and run in an interfere like maruta and gaijin in 2020 which saves Yuu but costs the round. Koyayashi is ten rolled down by the sumo pushing him and is fully poked by the things. He returns with nails in him and in bandages like a mummy and is back to commenting.
The 2nd part of the Robustness Test is the dismemberment where they are tied to several animals and pulled apart. The chosen student is Archfiend Number 9305: An exchange student from the p0rn0 emmanuel academy, Shy Tereya. Yuri Benten and Tomonji Kikuno talk on how without their powres, they'd not be selected again and again and they'd win all their matches. Tomonji asks if Yuri is embarrassed to be seen nude and she sez yes and felt sorry for Akemi Kanbara. Darklord Number 7165 was chosen for Iyahaya and its Yuri Benten who b--ches at the ref for making em get nude as there's no way to cheat even with clothes(what about power armor under it or metal braces?) and sez the ref is a purvo. The ref disagrees and the audience sides with him and sez Genkai did cheeting too. They get down to bra and undies and Benten sez its enough but is told the Bra is suspicious and the guys and girls lust after em including Domo and Sayoko. Yuri objects at her small undies being a cheating thing but its ruled they gotta be nude and she curls up and pulls em off as guys lust after her and she thinks of covering like Akemi did. Tereya runs but is caught by the ref who grabs her large b00bs and the guys swarm her to feel her up like its india or a mus lim city and the clothes are taken off Tereya and the ref in the chaos con trol, with Koyayashi having accidentally taken the refs boxers and put em to his head, thinking he'd get ringworm after this. The naked chicks are chained to 4 big dogs who unlike Violence Jack or california DON'T b0ne em and pull the limbs, only to tire after a bit and they do it again with horses. The Wyld Stallions pull open the Tereya's arms and the commentators wanna see her crotch as they are deviants and crotches are gross. Benten is stronger and keeps her arms up and as Tereya is gonna show crotch, the horses give out and Koyayashi sez a fools determination can take down a horse (is that a brony ref?). They bring in the bulls like when Zeus turned into one and b0ned that chick in Greece but its actually an American Buffalo! They pull apart Tereya's legs and everyone sees her transformers zone and the Ref goes to check on Tereya who thinks he's gonna b0ne her and can't as this is Shonen and even Japan isn't that openminded and he asks if she's giving up. She sez no and the Buffalo continue and the stress makes Yuri's Benten Tattoo activate and her Benten comes out to hold the chains(wasn't it blown by that bakudan a few volumes ago?). They move on to the 4th round and Iboji thinks it'll be Kotetsu Jeeg or Grendizer but is told by Koyayashi its the elephant Cat(Like some weird Yugioh Card?). They bring in Elephants and have cat powder on the players and Tereya is freakin out over this as Benten worries. Iboji and Koyayashi interview Tereya and look up her crotch like Yukihige in Dororon Enpi-chan Chapter 2. So they dump cats on the naked chicks like its some kinda furry thing and they tickle em to keep em from tensing the muscles to hold the animals back. The elephants move and Yuri's Benten Tattoo holds the elephant but Yuri isn't holdin it with all the cats tickling her. Nantomo sez to try Nekoja but she sez the cats ain't trained, but as its a comedy manga, its worth a try and Benten plays the Shamisen and leads the cats dancing on hind legs off like the Pied Piper who took the kids. Benten gets stronger and pulls back the elephant and Yuri covers her big fake b00bs. Benten(theres several of em) moves the cats to Tereya who is tickled so much she sez what sounds like giving up and Yuri wins w/o showing her open crotch. Tereya chases the cats to try to bring em home which makes me think she's gonna put em in her a55 (if were lucky)
The Hatesate offers for the 3rd Robustness contest a Whipping challenge with the Iyahayas and Koyayashi sez its cuz they desperate and mocks em. The contest is were they whip each other until 1 side gives up and Domo accepts as they were challenged since the Sengoku (On Neo Geo) Era and never retreated. Dosuru sez they gotta wait a bit to as their daughter is comming and the Iyahayas talk of which Hatesate to beat. The Iyahaya 10 support their masters and Yuri sez if you whip, aim your hand at what youre nailing. Totetsumo knows all 18 arms martial arts and will use it like a Scythe. Domo sez the Iyahayas are skilled at kung fu and Doshita sez he cant whip with his hand bandaged but Dosuru sez they'll win when Koja arrives. He sent her to Sicily to train with the mafia as a hitman and is skilled with the whip (Like the mondol0id from Hokuto no Ken). Koyayashi and Iboji talk of how the Iyahayas will clean the Hatesate a55es and the match starts. Domo wraps her d0ng whip around Dosuru's whip as Totetsumo whips on him. Saoko easily beats on Doshita who's hands/feet are bandaged and isn't able to fight/run. As she whips he dink she invites Namtomo who's looking off into space. Domo took Dosuru's whip and is dual wielding and Satemo Hatesate tries to whip but whips her own a55. Looking like Devilman, Domo whips her to seemingly kill her as Rerere No Ojisan from Tensai Bakabon sweeps leafs on her and burns em. Sayoko whips Doshita's a55 as his cloths bust off and show ow fat it is and wants to give up but Dosuru won't let him. Domo wants to slag em b4 they surrender and her with Totetsumo wraps whips arounfd Dosuru's neck and are killing him but Koja Hatesate jumps in wanting a whip.
Volume 05[]
So Koja Hatesate jumps in and Referee gives her the Whip and she uses it to brea Domo and Tottsumo's whips on her dad Dpsuru's neck then beat down Sayoko and save Doshite. Doshite sez u saved me O Nee San but she thinks hes sloppy and tells him to whip back Sayoko who's not getting up for a while. Then that she don't care they iced her mom Satemo but after the torture on her kid bro and dad she's gonna send em to h-ll. Koyayashi and Iboji comment on how things look f'd for the Iyahaya Klan and Domo faces Koja who counters her skill and gets Domo in the face. Domo spazzes out from seeing her own blood and ditches the whip to attack Koja, but goes in the Hatesate stands and chews on the audience. Totetsumo's legs are f'd out by Koja's whips and Koja's gonna torture him dead but Dosuru sez to ice his fam 1st to give him memories for the afterlife. Sayoko gets up and sez she'd not turn her back on a foe and would avenge her Grandpa. Koyayashi sez in the sexy Sayoko is the blood of Domo who's like Jaws and the chicks face off with Sayoko waiting for Koja to attack before she attacks but Koja is skilled and evades as Sayoko gets an arm shot. Sayoko jerks her arm and gets Koja in the face before going o an all out attack that is constantly dodged. Totetsumo thinks Sayoko can't match Koja's skill and eventually will f up and get countered. Koja spins her whip and breaks up Sayoko's then whips her clothes off like Gestapoko in Kekko Kamen OVA 1. Totetsumo begs her to stop as she can't marry if she's seen naked in public but Dosuru sez it serves them right for acting like the daughter of a distinguished fam and tells Koja to make her look like the daughter she deserves. Sayoko begs to stop and the Iyahaya 10 are gonna jump in lead by Yuri Benten but Tomonji Kikuno sez Nantomo is doing warm ups.
Sayoko is in her tighty whiteys and is gonna be whipped full on nude and sez she's lost but grandpa sez never to admit defeat as an Iyahaya. Koja is gonna make her suffer and won't accept her surrender but Nantomo circimmsizes Koja's whip as he finally figured out how Whips Work. Koyayashi thinks even Nantomo can't stop Koja's skills and its the end of the Iyahaya Klan and otta cross over to the Hatesate side but Iboji thinks there's still hope. The SM chick and oy clash whips and Nantomo counters her moves despite her thinking she can use more force. The whips wrap around eachother and she jerks him around and he stands his ground and uses some kind of mind power to make her freeze. Koyayashi thinks its over as Koja is like the snake and Nantomo is like the frog who is too scared to move but Koja gives up in a spazzy tourettes autismo way, much to Dosuru's distaste. Totetsumo thinks Nantomo saves the Iyahaya Klan and is more than a normal boy. Koyayashi and Iboji think the manga chapter is over and tells the readers ee you next week but there's still pages left and Go Nagai didn't think of the next game yet. The hosts go back and forth for a hile about Iboji wanting to know the game and Koyayashi wanting to keep it secet for Go Nagai to have more time to think, but the referee sez the next game is the Triangular Wooden Horse, Which Go Nagai thought of at the last min.
Iboji wants to know what the Triangular Wooden Horse is and thinks its something sexy and for girls and torture and when Koyayashi gets goofy aroused and spazzes out, Iboji punched his parts and Koyayashi sez its for torturing female prisoners. Its a wood triangle the chick is placed on and her weight sinks it into her crotch and her hands are tied behind her back uz this is some kind of weird SM thing. Also weights are added on the legs and it cuts deeper into the crotch, but not as bad as what happens in africa with the female circmscision. Normally things like this aint allowed but in Kekkin Gakuen it is. So thy choose the contestant by volunteer and if a player don't come forward that team loses, but if a team wins 3 in a row they win the whole games day thing. Obviously no one comes forward and Dosuru sez he'd make em feel his wrath if none step forward. The Iyahaya 10 say if Sayoko tells em, they'd go, but she sez it has to be voluntary. Iboji sez "raise ur hand like this" and is selected for it and Koyayashi sez he'd get a cut by theanus and b=lls(like the sonichu guy??). Iboji don't wanna be a hermaphrodite and goes to the horse but when it looks like no one will show, a girly mc girlgirl comes in to volunteer.
So Iboji and Margret Friend (named after shojo mags Margret and Friend(Like Lego Friends?)) face off in the Triangular Wooden Horse and they get nude below the waist down and Iboji has a big meaty d0ng! Its drawn comical so not to be illegal as japan can't show crotches but if its a tentacle or something then its ok. Koyayashi is mad at how shameless and harenchi Iboji is but Iboji is prod of his huge parts and shows em off fully nude. Margret thinks his body is beautiful and Koyayashi don't like it and Iboji uses his d0ng as a microphone like that guy in Apocalypse Zero played by the guy from Mon Colle Knights to talk of Margret undressing. So they get their arms tied and are put on the see saw Triangle Horse thing by big muscley guys and the goal is to get ur opponent to give up by shifting ur weight on it. Iboji leans forward and the thing goes down on Margrets side nd it hits the ground and nails her crotch. She leans forward in pain and it makes Iboji's side go down and slam on the floor to buust his butt/parts. Iboji uses his secret move and moves his body w\ his man thing to make Margrets side slam and lands back to move her up to repeat. Margrets crotch bleeds but not the once a month way and the blood looks like flowers until she gives up and flls off so Iboji's side slams in the floor and busts his a55 with blood and sh-t flying out(but no spurm cuz hes not one of THEM).
Seeing what happened to the chick she's the O Nee San to, Osuka Berubara (a thing on Lady Osker from Rose of Versalles from Friend Magazine) challenged Iboji to the Triangle Slide(a note says Iboji would be a detective but have permanent Hemorrhoids). The Triangle Slide is a Triangle Horse but as a slide you ride on ur crotch and last one to the bottom wins. Iboji sez she otta quit being a Hatesate but she gives him a death gaze which surprizes him. They slide and Iboji uses his thighs to slow his descent as Osuka slides and bleeds which the blood lubes the slide to move faster. The females on Osuka's side interfere by dumping a bottle of food oil on Iboji's slide and it speeds his a55 up and destroys his anus and parts. Osuka thinks how her revenge for Margret is done and the crowd wigs out over the Hatesate cheating with Dosuru saying they won the game anyway as Totetsumo and him insult each other. Iboji cries in pain as he can't walk with a runed a55 and needs help to get to a dr while Osuka was taken on a stretcher by her fans. Things devolve like a soccer game in back door england and the 2 schools start a riot and beat on each other. Sanbo Daihonei sends half the Hatesate 10 to defend their masters while the other half attacks the Iyahayas. Benten is sent to defend Nantomo and Tomonji Kikuno guards Sayoko as Ryuko Kasumi leads the attack of the other 8. Totetsumo battles on, Domo bites a guys arm and Koja whips guys, also Koyayashi gets beat on. Eventually the ambulances arrive and get the treatment and Dosuru vows to use his connections of being backed by the biggest mafia guy in the world. Iboji has knives in his a55 and was forgot about and Nantomo who's unharmed and thinks humans might be without hope.
Eventually things escalate between the family's and it devolves into WWIII and the Earth is destroyed which f==kin killss everyone and the world is over. But like Planet of the Apes, its not over as Nantomo talks with an angel in space about how it looks like the world expo the french pavillion. Nantomo thinks he screwed up and he forgot his mission by hitting his head. Then God comes in and bops Nantomo with His staff while saying its His fault for trusting the mission to a 3rd class angel. Nantomo didn't use his Angel energy and it built up and affected those around him to f up the time flow and make it fold toward the end and making the world focus on Iyahaya Prefecture. He's gonna smack Nantomo with a thing to make him not an Angel but Nantomo sez wait cuz he wants to talk. God says if he's not an angel he can't talk to Him and Nantomo sez when he forgot he was an angel, he saw things from the human POV and thought thy were hopeless. They were on the way to destruction and if this crisis was prevented, another would wipe em out. To humans, happiness is being a littl better/richer/hotter ect than others like wit Sports being competition, and the final forme of competition is war so they were always heading for WW3. Nantomo accuses God of making a mistake by making Adam outta Clay but God says there was no better materials(odd after making the universe and only being able to use clay) so Nantomo sez to use an Angel to make humans outta and try again with the Heart of God. Nantomo wants to be the new Adam and be made to a human as he's not the best angel, but the new man would get the Angelic Heart and be better. God asks about Eve(not Li-NOPE!!) and Nantomo whispers something that makes God call Sacrilege! But He still cuts Nantomo some slack for beign made huma and uses a-a time rewind thing to go back to Eden(and disprove evolution!!! Eat it back door bill nye and your gender sodomy!). Nantomo is naked and feels great and calls Eva Chan which is the Iyahaya 10 plus Sayoko who run in naked cuz this is Go Nagai and he loves curvy nude women with thicc a55es. Then God says Iyahaya Nantomo and it ends, or rather, it begins! Hope Ryo Asuka don't do anything.
Cutey Honey 90s[]
Better than the pride parade with the naked dudes in SM Gear and doing public sodomy.
In Chapter 7 at Er0s Island is Japans 1st Topless Beach with Kogoro Iboji reporting that the summer heat makes chicks as Japan i going European and not only from cannibalism. Cops wonder if they otta arrest em and 1 tanned chick with White T-ts sez t-ts ain't obscene and guys don't gotta cover so why dames?
Cutie Honey vs Abashiri Family[]
In here he's a commentator with Koyayashi on the thing at the end.
Cameoes[]
So are they french in this thing? Or real people visiting france?
- In Mazinkaiser vs The Great General of Darkness When the power goes and people freak out of a monster with Chilled Tofu or w/e Go Nagai calls his insert by pictures of Paul Tamamoto from Cutie Honey, UFO Robo Grendizer's title mech, Koyayashi and Kogoro Iboji from many of his works.