Kichiza Abashiri

Kichiza Abashiri is a ~~Shota~~ young male who's character design was reused in a bunch of Go Nagai's cr-p.

Abashiri Family[]

Manga[]

Anime[]

On Omitsu Abashiri's 10th anniversary, Daemon Abashiri brings his family along... for a bank heist. they bust in and each of them uses their super powers in some way against the Bank President's forces. After the Bank guns open fire, the Bank guy emerges in a cyber pod and declares he has killed the Abashiri's, but Naojiro Abashiri busts out of the rubble AS A ROBOT. Kichiza uses his asplosive ~~diarrhea~~ cloth to blow off Bank Presidents arm and the vault (Like in Seinfeld: Its in the vault) and goemon collex da cash as kichiza webs up the bank with his boom cloth(like boomstick but you wear it). After Kikunosuke Abashiri slags the bank guy, they use the cash they jacked to distract the cops. The next day or w/e he and Goemon Abashiri and Kichiza Abashiri spy on Kikunosuke changing(dude, dats yo sister!!) and he hides under a sheet pretending to be furniture(was there furniture there b4? or did he hope she wouldn't notice a new couch?). later Kikunosuke goes to the school from h e double asia and the real male abashiri's get drunk(even Kichiza(how old is this little c-ck sucker??)). later he tries to sleep as goemon lusts after his hot sister. after they find out the school is a h-llhole, most of the Abashiri's go to save her and are captured by the gang of students and nearly executed until Kichiza saves them by blowing apart the guys with his spicy fashion.

He's voiced by Taiki Matsuno who was Ling Tong in Dynasty Warriors, Biarce (Bi ar5e?!) in B-Legend! Battle Bedaman, Tomizoro/Tommy in Beast Fighter The Apocalypse (Which s f'd but cool), Tsuru Tsurulina the IV in Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Agumon in a few Digimon things, Johann in Hokuto No Ken 2 (bada55!), Koga in Inuyasha (Totally nt furry, although that beast fighter thing is pretty close too), Trébol in One Piecce, Tart in Pretty Cure, Pegasus in Sailor Moon Super S (Dat Minako!), Miguel in Escaflowne (I liked that) and Jun Manjyome/Chazz Princeton in Yugioh GX (I liked dat one)

Cutie Honey vs Abashiri Family[]

Chapter 1[]

A pack of malcontents go after the Abashiri Family cuz they took over Shura City's Shurabagumi HQ. At that place Daemon levitates out of bed on Psycho Power, puts the covers away and gets dressed. Naojiro comes in and its later so he graduated, Kichiza is in 1st year middle school and naked Goemon is a university guy. They go to see Kikunosuke showering and the Shurabagumi bust in and Daemon uses a Katana, Naojiro uses a leg machine gun, and naked Goemon goes in Kikunosuke's shower to escape the guys after him. Kikunosuke beats em out and later in the hospital Honey as a detective like Seiji then a nurse finds they were beat up and not off by The Abashiri Family who the malcontents say are evil and worse than Yakuza. Hurricane Honey drives to em and Goemon is in his mo les tur mask outfit as Midori Akari comes by to see him. He inspects her outfit to see if she's safe and rips her top off as its cr-ppy. A Todoroki looking homie nails Goemons head with a helmet and sez The Abashiri Family is evil. Goemon lifts Midori's skirt and not Todoroki elbows him so his hot dog cover stabs his forehead in an occult meaning of third eye and obelisk as well as mind penetration and f ing ur brain up. Kichiza sez he's a baka but not evil and not Todoroki sez he's a mo les tur and evil then asks if Kichiza's in da fam. Kikunosuke comes in and tells not Todoroki off for invading their terf and calling em evil so Not Todoroki gets naked and its Cutey Honey who gives a rundown of her past formes and is Love And Justice Warrior Cutey Honey. Kikunosuke sez Love And Justice don't mean sh-t to The Abashiri Family and they clash blades.

Chapter 2[]

Kikunosuke sez no one talks of Love/Justice w/o a hidden agenda as in this world the truth lies in evil. Honey sez no excuse/evil is evil and cuts her belt. She sheds her Yukata and is in undies/wrapping on her big b00bs as Goemon lusts after his half sister like Juuza in Hokuto No Ken. She yells at em for liking her but Honey cuts off her clothes and jumps away saying Repent. They tell Daemon who wished he could've seen it and tells of Honey fighting Panther Claw whos witches w/demon powers and f w/things in the world/start wars(Oy Vey! Its like Lord Zedd). Daemon sez if Honey's after em she thinks they're a big deal as Seiji tells Honey The Abashiri Family isn't evil and improved things after clearing out the Yakuza and only do bad to bad guys. Honey sees it as evil vs evil like Devilman and the family has their own morality. An arrow busts in the window w/a note from Daemon saying he challenges her for unclothing his sexy daughter and if Honey don't come he'd boil Kikunosuke in a pot. Seiji sez they're villains who'd do it and Daemon has psychic powers so Honey sees she has no choice. At Shura City General Stadium Kogoro Iboji/Koyayashi are announcers who say there's 50 000 people here and Daemon puts Kikunosuke in a glass pot being cooked cuz Honey didn't show. She likes it but it will heat up and her Kimono melts so we see her in the glass pot. Honey can't take it and flashes to Cutey Honey to fight Daemon who sez Kikunosuke can get out now and she still has some clothes. Daemons psychic powers bust Honey's blade and lift her up then rip her clothes off. She sez why are you doing this Danbei and he remembers he's in both manga and Kikunosuke is surprised he has 2 fams. Duke Fleed sez "weren't you in Grendizer?" but he sez that's more complicated. He ends the duel and Kikunosuke sez she/Honey share an author and can be friends. Honey wants to fight evil w/her and Goemon in his mo les tur mask outfit wants em more naked.

Harenchi Golfer Jubei‏‎[]

The nips were at a weird angle so the censor bar covered a lor more than needed.

Chapter 2[]

On the Dynamic Golf Course in the woods Jubei/Yasohachi Yamagishi face Kikunosuke Abashiri in the Big Golf Jr Tournament. Koyayashi and Kogoro Iboji announce it and say Harenchi Gakuen and Abashiri Family were in different magazines so the chicks never faced each other b4, Also the teachers and Abashiri's are betting on it and Kiku takes off her coat to show her wrapped bust that impresses Yamagishi and bugs Jubei slices into the woods but Parasol Teacher moves it by the green which impresses Kiku. Goemon Abashiri has Daemon Abashiri use psychic power to help but he does too much and it busts Kuku's clothes. Kiku covers her big chest and is shy so Goemon sez this'll backfire. Daemon/Goemon say Kiku's bustier and she has trouble covering/putting so Jubei takes off her top in support to even it out. Kiku takes off her wrappings and they play on. Daemon won't use ESP which risks getting em naked and Kiku respects Jubei's Yagyu Shogun worker blood. Goemon wants Daemon to rip Jubei's skirt as he wants to see more than her t-ts and Hige Godzilla plans to use Fishing Line and hook to remove her undies. On the last hole both girls are declothed and hug naked to cover each other as everyone celebrates including Naojiro Abashiri and the crowd runs in or a better look and it devolves into a brawl with Daemon defending his daughter and Yamagishi defending Jubei and the 2 naked chicks start queering out.

Abashiri Family (Movie)[]

Cutie Honey 2023[]

So Seiji don't know of Danbei's past but does the Abashiri kids know of the Honey stuff?

When Seiji Hayami watches the news on a cr-ppy flatscreen tv instead of a REAL one that don't need the internet to update. It sez of the robbery last chapter but the art was in a fireproof safe. Seiji sez it was Honey Kisaragi and Danbei thinks its Seiji's gf but he sez no and Danbei thinks its a man and his son got turned like the degrassi guys. Danbei is bummed after a bunch of wives his son has sunk so low but in a suspect way, Seiji sez its complicated if fHoney is a man or a woman, like he's on blue sky and can't tell. Junpei Hayami comes in saying Honey is here for Seiji and Danbei is amazed how hot she is and wants her. Seiji don't wanna call Honey mom like with Missy in Bill And Ted and sez to watch out for him as tries to marry any woman he likes. Text sez he was Daemon Abashiri with Naojiro, Goemon, Kikunosuke and Kichiza with the Hayami's being his 5th weeding. They live in the Hayami Detective Agency like with Seiko Hayami and Junpei sez he's the assistant to his cr-ppy bro but Seiji disagrees and sez Junpei's a purvo like dad. After some cr-p win another dimesion like the GOOD dub of DBZ, Danbei/Seiji see there's no news of the mansion blowing on tv/paper/net but they saw it burn. After going back they found a residential area and Danbei sez its like a Sci Fi Manga. Seiji sez it was a subspace of twisted space or other dimension and Danbei goes to the Abashiri Family for breakfast with Kikunosuke, Goemon, Naojiro and Kichiza. The Panthers see Seiji's alone and go in as he wonders what will happen in da manga with Kichiza I mean Junpei/Honey at school. He's glad it'll be Cutey Honey again and they beat him up/bust his place for not taking em srs. And thats all we see of the Abashiri kids.

Cameo's[]

Shiro Kabuto and Junpei Hayami were based on him. But Kichiza slagged more guys.
In Delinquent in Drag he shows up when Sukeban is straight lesbianing out with a Gyaru mannequin