Jannu

I covered her nips and it don't show her crotch. Don't delete this you c-ck suckers!

WTF. A good ending?! Go Nagai must have been in a good mood that day.

Jannu (Or Jean/Joan/Jeanne/however the frenchies and normal people say it, the joan of arc chick) is a srong chick from a few Go Nagai series who's bada55 and White.

Violence Jack

In here she was the daughter of the Slum King who he kept chained up at her brother Zubaban‏‎'s Castle. So this wiener guy comes in and is charged with looking after her (Like Kurata Ohnami and Jun Asuka). Also I think the Slum King chopped up her mom. So she's kept chained up but wears a real suit of armor and not some battle bikini like Chichi in dragon ball and the wiener guy comforts her. He also helps hose her off and under her armor she's all beefy and sexy (Like Kurata Ohnami and Jun Asuka). He also washes out her crotch and she likes it. Later she has a nightmare or viet nam flashback to her mom being chopped up and goes berserk but the wiener guy stops her with a kiss (Like Honey Kisaragi and Natsuko Aki in Re: Cutie Honey). Then they b0ne as theres also a huge violent battle going on at the same time but its not f--king stupid like Passchendaele by Paul Gross where him and his German GF were b0ning in a WW1 battlefield. After the battle, they get away and go off for a happy ending or w/e. (Like Kurata Ohnami and Jun Asuka)

Zuba-Ban

Volume 01

So was she the bad guy?

In Sengoku Japan Zubaban and Chombo go on with Chombo not wanting to die anymore cuz he's full(like anorexics otta do) and com across a chick being hassled. Zubaban watches as she's be more thankful if she was roughed more and Chombo gets p-ssed and tries to help, only to be beat up. Zubaban comforts the chick and Chombo beats out the dude but the dude vanishes and Chombo hears screams from the castle town and they go to find a buncha people slagged by the black demon Grong and his beast Shingo the lion. The cops chased him to the mountain's sop Zubaban goes to fight him and they meet a knight who sez Japan hates Gaijin(who doesn't?! They STINK!!!). Zubaban goes to take em on as its like Momotaro with the black and blue daemons and he asks the knights name, only to be revealed to e Jeanne D'arc or Joan of Arc, who fought the evil brits for the evil french and was executed by the evil brits who have a history of that like henry VIII, queen victoria, queen elizabeth, the evils done in 1776, 1812, the Boer War, WW1 and 2, wrongly convicting Oscar Wilde for sodomy(He was straight as a freeway, watch the 1960 biopic), slagging diana, slagging charles other women, no freedom of speech, no right to bear arms, and endless royal wedding and a these nobodies being spammed in the news like the kardashian 5kanks as neither did anything worth talking about and keep pooping out devolved babies. Man, they've been the bad guys for centuries! We otta nuke em or something. So Zubaban fights Jeanne and takes off her helmet and sees its a chick(Are you sure? She's french. Those women can be pretty manly, unlike the frenchmen) and finds her hot so the sez if the cops try anything on her he'd slag em and they run so he kisses Zuabban on the cheek and he spazzes out.

In Irako Castle the leader of the Irako Klan whines that his men fled and makes him look like a candya55 so he sends em out to slag the Jeanne and Zubaban. Chombo gives Jeanne a gold cloth(Like Saint Seiya?) to clean her face and wait its a cold cloth and its his undies and it Zubaban. Grong sees the Irako forces comming and Zubabans gonna fight but Jeanne wants to flee and not kill anyone so they go cuz he's got a b0ner for her. As they go, Kancho Intoku(A mix of Zang Fe and Guan Yu with Enema) comes down on a small thin a55(as in donkey) and fires a bazooka as the maruta since the 1300s has gunpowder. The shells blow apart the guys chasing em as he defends women and children but falls down a hill and yells at his a55 the red hare(red hair a55?) whos the best in the III Kingdoms(Like the Koei Game?). After slagging soldiers after the heroes(Or bad guys, as this is Go Nagai) he tings his horse up by its hooves and whips its back like its a slave in the goode olde dayes. Jeanne sez for Zubaban to do something and he joins in beating the a55. Kancho sees an indian smoke signal and he knows of em from western movies but the indian is Chief Geroyakko who gets food from em and has a pig homie who looks like him.

Zubaban tells his story of how he was born super strong and adults feared him. He never knew his parents and wandered battlefields with only his blade and the only one who didn't fear him was Chombo and wanted strong homies so they all unite and Grong smooches Zubaban but its not queer, its European, like wearing a speedo, or having long hair like Castlevania, or drawing naked men like Renaissance art, or making statues of naked men, like Michelangelo or the Greeks, also Geroyakko smooches Chombo. Grong left africa as he was tired of feuds between tribes, but heard of the peaceful land of Zipang (Nippon(Japan)). Kancho was the opposite and was tired of a boring dynasty and went here for action. Geroyakko was an honored red chief but was made fun of so he went off and wen a buffalo offended him by not respecting him, he chased it across the land and ice and sea on an ice thing and wound up in Japan still looking or the Buffalo(Guile: BiSon!!!). Then this india gaijin comes by in a diaper and turban and sez he's Himoji and cane to Japan cuz he's hungry. Jeanne sez she was a poor french chick who was called by St Michael to free the french from brittish rule. Da britz attacked Orleans castle with 5000 men(but they were english men so its more like half that), and if the castle fell, its over for the french. Zubaban sez she rode out and saved the day but was making it up cuz it sounded cool. Jeanne sez that's what happened and after liberating Orleans like Ric And Lisa Hunter saving the Local Group from the Invid, she drove back the under evolved english with the less evolved french. The duke of burgundy was a frenchie but betrayed his kind to the brits and sold her to them for 10 000 franks. She was tried and found guilty like Eichmann as there was no way they'd let someone they didn't like get away with defyng em, and was executed. Kancho thinks she's a Yokai or Ghost and attacks but Zubaban blocks his blade with his iron bracer and sez Kancho looks like a Yokai. She sez as she burned she called out in her heart to be born in a peaceful time and woke up in Japan, but it was a battlefield. Grong sez its God's will that they gather and unite with Zubaban for him to fulfill Jeanes dreams of peace and unify Japan. Zubanan agrees and Chombo blows kisses and Geroyakko thinks 1 got him and he's beloved and smooches him w/o Consent(WOC) so Chombo slugs him(ghei panic??).

Then agree to unite Japan but see eyes in the dark and monkey's come out. Zubaban sez they eat people but Grong sez Monkey's are herbivores but Zubaban sez they got turned by war that burned their fruit and they got into human flesh. The monkey's attack and the gang fights em and 1 gets Zubaban's blade and attacks him with it so he evades he monkey attacks and mashed in its head with his iron bracer attack and take off its head. The monkey montage continues as there's endless monkey's so Zubaban goes after the boss Monkey and slugs it out so the rest flee. Geroyakko tries to finish it but it wakes up and shaves its fur off, sez is promoted and goes off to be Hideyoshi Todotomi(The 1st to rise to Imperial Regent w/o being born a noble and often called Monkey. Also a Tanuki wants to be Ieyasu Tokugawa as he was called Tanuki Oyaj(old man Tanuki)like that maruta ruler hates Winnie the Pooh but the spring of 1550 was gonna end.

So war goes on and people are slagged and this scarred faced dude Shishumaru goes around leading his goons to ice people, even kids and dames, as he sees em like bugs and his group like daemons and he'd lead em to h-ll. They catch a fam and wanna know where the treasury is but the guy won't give up the money they made with hard work. Shishumaru sez he's called that as Shishu means corpse stink and he leaves bodies w/o survivors that stink. He tortures the guy daughter offscreen so I think he jammed the blade in a bad place and he tells em its in a sealing space in the inner room, then Shishumaru slags em. Later Zubaban sees a wanted poster for Shishumaru for 300 Ryo and wants to get it. Chombo sees the town Jeanne went to is burning and in it Shishumaru is f==kin it up til Jeanne comes in and sez she'd kick his a55. Shishumaru and his pirate crew like a Hetero One Piece as there's no Okama, laugh and like her light skin as she's a gaijin and the goons come at her. Zubaban rushes like Sonic on DS to save her but run into the Hyakki Klan like in Getter Robo G, wait this came 1st, even before Mazinger Z. Jeanne slags guys and Shishumaru rams his horse in hers but not up the rear and slugs her out on the ground. Zubaban sez if they interfere they're dead and attacks but they chain him up. Shishumaru takes Jeanne's blade and sends this big devolved guy to rough her up but after tanking her fist in his face, he wails on her(in armor) and beats her head in a tree as Shishumaru sez end her. The Hyakki throw spears at Zubanan(not Grong) and he busts out of the metal chains like in Mad Bull 34 OVA 4 and chops away the spears, then the Ninja. The Hyakki guy is shanked to a tree and sez the other 99 Hyakki will end him and he asplodes as his head flies off like Ginnai Doma. 1 dude sez Shishumaru is in danger from Zubaban and sends ninja to help as Shishumaru has Jeanne in armor dragged by a horse's a55. Shishumaru gets a psychic or mental message to return to base or die as a man can fight the Hyakki Klan and leaves.

Kancho comes by on his horses a55 and Zubaban sez they were late and Jeanne was taken by Shishumaru and they only left her blade and a burned village, but the footprints were erased like that Arnold movie with James Caan and he has ninja and the Hyakki on his side but Zubaban vows to kick his a55. Jeanne is taken to the Shishumaru gang base and breaks out of the ropes and grows to a giantess like Daiko Houin‏‎ or Mii in Jungle De Ikou. Shing gets her scent(well, she IS a frenchie and back then they didn't bathe, as opposed to now when they still don't bathe but don't believe in God and mock Him and other lesser gods and faiths and basically sh-t up countries like soviet canada) and they go after it but are stopped by the Fuma ninja Yukimaru who had a grudge on Zubaban for 8 years. Kancho is gonna attack but Yukimaru throws some thing that busts and sez this is only for Zubaban so the rest go on as Zubaban faces the Fuma Team I mean Ninja. 8 years ago Zubanan was a kid but Yukimaru reveals its a chick and he sees its Yuki-Chan who he poked fun at for having an outie(ew) and she wants to end him for it like guys who the cool kids mocked for being betas and never got over it and whine about alpha males like Trump and Hulk Hogan and Duke Nukem. She learned Ninjutsu like a Turtle and they fight for 7 pages. The Zubaban crew gets to the fort and seez a giantess shadowed over crushing a guy in 1 hand. Zubaban sez he won and Yukimaru's outfit bursts off and se falls into his arms but flips out of it. Zubaban sez she was cute 8 years ago but is lovely now and runs off saying he's up for another challenge as she stands naked and covering herself thinking how 8 years ago he got her naked but now she got a compliment and now he's manlier. Zubaban gets to the camp and sees a giantess vanish then they go in and find everyone crushed dead as Jeanne blacks out. Shingo busts through the wood wall and Grong follows but Red Hare goes through while Kancho is too big to get through and is stuck in a hole in the walls a55. He breaks out and beats his a55 but sees its not moving and tries to save it. Grong finds a giant footprint and Jeanne don't recall where she is but mentions Shishumaru. Shishumaru takes off his wig and reveals he's Oda Nobunaga and the monkey comes to serve him which he accepts and thinks he's a human who looks like a monkey(Maybe he identifies as a human and is a biological ape? A reverse Therion). Nobunaga the demon king of Sengoku Era is 17 in here.

Volume 02

Zubaban and friends head to take a castle but a ninja with bandages on his face hears em and rushes ahead to tell the owner. The ninja returns and is Kagemaru like the 1961 manga Iga No Kagemaru and tells em Zubaban's comming. The ruler freaks out and books it with as much cr-p as he can carry. Zubaban and crew get there to see em fleeing and celebrate a win and getting the castle. They check it out and its empty with all the stuff and food removed. Elsewhere a Hyakki Klansman with a head horn does naecromancy and raises the dead as zombies. In the castle Zubaban is used to sleeping outside so he's up and goes out wit Jeanne on horses where they talk of how the starry sky had war and Zubaban wants to make a country better than the starry sky. Then these guys come by and ay they want Sengoku Japan to be a blood zone as Jeanne senses evil from em. The guy is crow Kuro Hogan Yoshitsune Minamoto who's dead for 300 years but also is Kaison Hitachibo, Ise Saburo Yoshimori and Hori Yataro Kagemitsu. They have skull faces and are back from Hell and Benkei Musashibo blocks Zubabans blade and chopps off the head f his b0ner horse. Zubaban tells Jeanne to escape and she books it on horse power but Yukimaru shows up to face Zubaban, only to be told "Not now b--ch" and Benkei grabs her to suck her blood like a rabbi at a bris to live again. Shishimaru Tenoh I mean Zubaban runs Benkei through but it don't stop him cuz head already dead(Nani! Uwaaa! Hidebu!) and slices Zubaban across the chest like Sagat in Street Fighter. A Zombie gets Yukimaru and tears he outfit like she's Miyuki Shiratori and Zubaban gets bac slashed.

Jeanne gets to the castle and tells Grong and Kancho but a Zombie jumps on her and she screams. Chombo hears and tries to wake Kancho but he's a freekin sasquatch and swallows him (VORE!!!) so Chombo goes through the tract, reaches the a55, it stinks, so he crawls out the mouth, Just like The Magic School Bus where Arnold vored em and they went in his pips then back out the mouth after being in the butt pipe. Kancho has Chombo stay in his moth as Grong and Kancho fight the zombies but cutting does jack sh-t (Known as jack dorsey today). Grong has em aim for the heart like Skeleton Warriors in the 90s and they break to dust. Yukimary's T-ts and A55 are out after her outfit got ripped and she tries to escape. We see her clothes cut off then her cut apart but its her phantasy and she jumps out as the zombies attack. Her clothes burst off and the Zombies come for her but Geroyakko eats panels as he whines of everyone being in a pinch and no one cares for him. He wants to be in a pinch to like losers who wanna be oppressed as they/them don't wanna be "privileged" and get limbs removed to be handicapped. He faces a zombie and gets his a55 bit as the zombie likes his chubby body full of blood but it pops an a55 blister and shoots liquid from it in the zombies mouth. The zombies hold down Yukimaru and jam their b0ners in her wanna suck her b0ner blood b4 da sun rises or they go back to h-ll. They are gonna drink blood from her t-ts and she screams for help. Zubaban is being chewed by Benkei or w/e and he breaks out to save Yukimaru then beats out Benkei and throws him off a cliff where he's crushed by a rock and disintegrates to dust. He runs to save her but the sun comes up and they disintegrate with Zubaban having done nothing and she was saved.

Then the Hyakki Klan arrive and were the ones who revied the zombies and the reviver is Kotetsuki(Stee Oni) with Dokuganki(1 eyed MonsterOni) and Gyuki(Ox Oni) and 70 demons of the Hyakki Klan are around e with 29 after their droogs. The Oni take em captive chained to carts and bring em to Nobunaga's castle where Oda meets with a big brain Oni that wants to turn em into demons and use em to conquer Japan in 3 years. In jail Zubaban is recovering from his great wounds cuz he's datbada55 and naked Yukimaru is taken by the oni after they operated on Grong. Jeanne waits to see who's behind the Hyakki Klan and don't wanna do anything yet but Grong with horns comes in and he's now Black Oni of the Hyakki Klan, like cassious clay claimed that was his slave name. Zubaban wakes up with longhorns like a Texas steer and all his droogs were horned. Brain Oni is Hyakkisai Oda who made the Hyakki Klan by putting horns on the strongest people in Japan to communicate telepathically like Go Nagai always does. He mind controls Zubaban and calls him his slave name the Hyakki Klan's Head. Nobunaga tells em he has no need for new troops with these epic warriors and all these wolves attack lead by Shingo and Nobunaga gets off as the warriors fight wolves. Shingo sees Grong is controlled and senses something and attack Hyakkisai but is nailed in the side. He splatters Hyakkisai's head like a tomato and Zubaban break free of the brain control. Nobunaga don't wanna fall yet as he wants to rule Japan but Zubaban slices off his head and ends him on October 8 1550 at age 18. A teacher sez to read in the textbooks that Nobunaga bit it at 48 in 1582 but history changed lie in Beast Wars.

Grong feels for dead Shingo and next January the Zubaban gang with Nobunaga's minions Kancho, and the Hyakki Klan attacked Kiyosu Castle and beat Hironobu Oda. Feb 21 1552 they took Owari province and Zubaban became Sengoku Daimyo. Later Zubaban hears Yoshimoto Imagawa moved and has 40 000 soldiers which is 20x more than Zubaban but Jeanne sez they can win and she looks forward to Okehazama. She thinks how the real battle happened in 1560 but Imagawa is 7 years moving too soon and didn't think she'd change history so much. Later Imagawa is at Kitsukake but Zubaban holds off cuz Jeanne sed so. Jeanne sez the time change didn't change Imagawa's role so the fight will still be in Okehazama like with Nobunaga, so she uses her horse to barf a beam at the sea to make it boil, so water vapor formes and makes clouds and a storm. At the battle in a storm Zubaban wears a helmet like Date Masamune and the guy who did the Harenchi War in Harenchi Gakuen. The rain covers the area so they aren't seen til they get close and Jeanne is gonna create a new history. Then a giant shows up and she seez it Leon and he knows her as Millea. She sez she won as she had Zubaban change history but Leon won't allow it and will fix it and fires a finger beam like Freeza to blow her horse. He fires again to ice her but Zubaban stops him with an arm chop and sez Jeannes foes are his foes and attacks. Zubaban's beat down but the others attack and Jeanne grows big and fires a sword beam that knocks him back and Zubaban takes off his right arm, only to be punched away. Kancho nails his left side with a Bazooka then his left area between the head and shoulder and sees he's only big but still a man. The men fire arrows into Leon who sees he's already dead and wants to die on his home planet like with Pharaoh 90 in Sailor Moon and sez Millea you win, but they will come for her. Jeanne blows off his head with a lightning blast and explains she was the one who brought him to the Sengoku Era. Then a UFO comes in and blows apart Kancho then Grong. She opens her chest plate and blasts the UFO out like Gold Digger in New Cutey Honey OVA 8 but Himoji sez he's a detective and is arresting her for her taking baby Zubaban. He explains that 2000 Years in the future, man goes to the stars(Less in Robotech and maybe Battletech) and after another 1000-2000 years they adapted on the planets. On Athos they grew giant like Jeanne and some shrank. Zubaban is strong from being on planet Julius and Jeanne took him as she was bored by having a utopia with nothing to do in a peaceful future. She read of Joan Of Arc and used a newly invented time machine to check it out but when she got there, accidentally iced the real Joan and took her place to fix history while lying of all the supernatural things as she read of it before and had to fake it. She told her friends and Leon said if true History can be changed and she proved it by making Joan great again. But she can't really change it, only make it and she was meant to be Joan. She bet she could and did all this cr-p but thought time cops would stop her so she went to the chaotic Sengoku era as its hard to tell whats what in the chaos. She took a baby from that planet to do it and abandoned him in the era to grow strong and got 2 androids Grong and Kancho to protect him. The time cops come to get em and Zubaban chops off Himoji's head and cuts down the time cops, then tells Jeanne to ice the UFO's. She does and he sez he loves the Sengoku Era and this is a lot like MD Geist how he unleashed the Death Force at the end. He don't care for his real time or parents and loves where he is now and goes to beat Imagawa. Then in 1972 Tokyo the class reads in 1573 Zubaban and Jeanne united Japan and had a peaceful 400 years. What is this? Eternal Champions?

Trivia

• She's based on Joan of Arc which is ironic as the Slum King is part daemon and the real Joan was a Saint who fought for God.