Hige Godzilla (ヒゲ ゴジラ, Hige Gojira, lit. Bearded Godzilla) is recurring character in Go Nagai works, first appearing in Chibikko Kaiju Yadamon (ちびっこ怪獣ヤダモン, lit. Little Monster Yadamon), a 1967 anime by Tomio Sagisu which Go Nagai did the manga adaptation of in his second ever professional work.
In all appearances he looks similar to a caveman, with scruffy facial hair and a brutish appearance, hence his name.
He's called Sayuri Yoshinaga but as he looks like a bearded Godzilla the kids call him Hige Gojira. So in chapter 01 he fakes being a nice guy but after the parents leave he and the other teachers are gonna beat down the kids to teach em not too rebel. So Yasohachi Yamagishi faces him and hooks him to a car as it drives off. In a later chapter he steals the kids lunches and eats em. so the kids do a crazy plan of bringing spicy and cr-ppy food to school for him to eat and each is worse than the last. then they slip him a laxative and after some hijinx of him trying to find a place to take a big sloppy dump, they trap him in a box and he's sent down the train line to Osaka in a box of his own cr-p.
In here he's a teacher who tries to b0ne a school girl after the apocalypse. He used to b0ne PTA moms and some more developed students. he gets beat up for trying to b0ne Ayuhara and finds a demon place. After getting possessed he returns, takes over and b0nes a lot. Violence Jack (Character) comes in and with the help of shonen hero Yasohachi Yamagishi who fused with a demon to help save his homies(no not jaden from Yugioh gx) takes out Demon Hige Gojira and his sexy babe and demon army. Wtf did I just watch!? is this a p0rn0?? Oh and his name is Dantetsu Yoshinaga and is called Demon Lord Dante and this Satanist Sakuma wants to work for him. The school he taught was Saint Academy , a Catholic Jr high that was busted by the Quake and the survivors used its remains as a colony (So was he Catholic? I mean they don't hire deniers in Canadian ones) and he b0nes both Ayuhara and Mitsuko Yagyu, a long with like dozens to hundreds of chicks. If Jack and that demmon kid didn't kill him, it would've been AIDS!!
T but he or someone named after him is in it according to AnimeNewsNetwork. While Surya is driving with Indy Yakko and Dr Takeshi Aikawa, the Naga guy and Hige Godzilla come beside em and try a dive by like rappers do. Btw I guess they drive on the left in india as the steering wheels are on the wrong side. Or maybe japan just didn't know. so Yakko does fancy driving and Dr throws his clothes at them to stop em. Rudracin takes out the tire and captures Surya. while waiting for something to happen at their place, Yukari Tsuji calls and Ryu Aikawa tells her to f off. She threatens to jump out a window cuz shes a crazy chick and ryu comforts her. Then he sees a snake and freaks out. but it was fake. It had a note I cant read that tells em to go somewhere with the secks cup. on the train Rudracin meets rem in disguise and takes Shakty to see Surya ho's guarded by Hige Godzulla. she's safe and ryu has Hige Godzilla arrested by cops who followed. Rudracin pulls a knife and fights Ryu but ryu beats his a55. the cops come in and then this huge a55 snake shows up outside like a freekin Castlevania boss and Rudracin rides it and captures Ryu into the ocean. 2 days later Surya wakes up as she was asleep for some reason and Yukari is there too. in a flashback its revealed Hige Godzilla black maled Yukari into saving Ryu in exchange for the Surya. then Hige Godzailla comes in the window and goons take out the cops. He takes her through the window into a tent hanging from a blimp and Yakko gets on a rope below it. at the base hige Godzilla puts yukari in ryus cell and ryu tells her they're f'd. then the walls start closing in on em and they try blocking it with their clothes. anything for nudity eh Go Nagai? the hug nude and the walls stop b4 crushing em. Wait, it was the sink stopping it. the sink crushes and yakko saves em my whizzing on the electrical system. so Rudracin is gonna marry her and dr and his homies get there as they put tracers on everyones clothes. He is last seen as the credits show being arrested with Rudracin's men. Don't drop the soap.
In here he was voiced by Naoki Tatsuta who also was Asura in Valis III, Karran in Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana, Oolong in Dbz, Yurimaru in Black Lion, Escargoon in Kirby: Right Back At Ya!(that one really s-cked! I'd rather he did P0RM0! oh wait... HE DID!), so Senpachi IN Ninja Resurrection (which was pretty f'd up), Crow Jamian in Saint Seiya, Fireflight; Hun-Grrr (ep 25); Mindwipe; Prowl in Transformers: The Headmasters and Bonapart/Napoleon in Yugioh GX. Man, he played a lotta fat f--ks!!
Cameoes[edit | edit source]
- In Delinquent in Drag she shows up when Sukeban is about to fight Tochinta Tomoe as Banji Suke uses a Kendo thing to draw a Ring on the dirt
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Yeah, he's named after the big G.