
Today on p0rn0; the weird stuff! But better than the German stuff!
Heisei Harenchi Gakuen is a Manga by Go Nagai that was made into a 1 shot H Anime OVA in the 90s by Pink Pineapple. Its a sequel to Harenchi Gakuen I think. Maybe a reboot, I'm not sure. (Watches oav) Yeah itts a sequel. Harenchi Gakuen GT!
Characters[]
- Mitsuko Yagyu
- Yasohachi Yamagishi
- Hige Godzilla
- Marugoshi Sensei
- Fukurokoji
- Yumiko
- Tamami
- Marudan Marukasa
- Hage Godzilla
- Macaroni Kid
- Cannibal Teacher
- Himiko Doma
- Daiko Houin
- Miko Nakare
- Ookusa Mylene
- Oppai Teacher
- Nenneko Teacher
- Hijikata Teacher
- Dr. Hell
Manga[]
Someone add this. I bet its f'd Its translated (reads it) it IS f'd!!
Chapter 001[]
Yamagishi and Fukurokoji re both 22 and gonna teach at a girls high school. As a kid Yamagishi envied his teachers but now hey are gonna be like em and imagine being sexy with high school babes like in Sailor Moon, Yugioh, and DBGT. They are going to Harenochi Academy (Sunny Ground) and wil be the 1st male teachers(how progressive!). In the school the teens whine that they got sexy uniformes but no guys to show off, and I guess the school isnt a jail like in Cutie Honey so they don't go prison gay with each other. When a teacher sez they are getting dude teachers the chicks 5kank out and get undressed and desire lusty acts done with the teachers like with tristin and mr yates in degrassi but hetero. Yamagishi and Fukurokoji meet the principal who shows em 2 teachers dressed like p0rn0 actors or fighting game chicks and the thicc busty blonde sez they are dressed hot for the men today. Blonde shows Fukurokoji to his class and the naked chicks pull him in to have sexy fun with. Yamagishi has a full on b0ner and this sexy nurse gets him to come in for an exam to check for diseases(like AIDS???). She has him get undressed and he thinks how chicks are more fierce than his era(which was like 7 years ago as he was 15 in the last manga, but that was in the 70s and this is 90s, so I'm not sure how dat works. Plus Fukurokoji kinda died in the 1st manga, so I think this is a soft reboot like Robotech Prelude To The Shadow Chronicles) and she invites him to bed but he runs. He hides in the classroom and the teens have him teach in his leopard print speedo briefs as sexy nurse figures she' get another chance at him later as they work at the same job. Yamagishi don't wanna teach in his undies and the chicks offer to get nude to match, but he sez no and introduces himself and poses masculinly. The chicks take off their clothes and have sexy dance outfits under em and party but principal watching on security cams sees em and sends in the PubLic Morals Enforcement Squad who bust in and are gonna enema em! Yamagishi stands up to em and beats em out as Principal watches on the cams and reveals his beard is growing back through make up and is really Hige Godzilla. The chapter ends with Yamagishi and Fukurokoji talking of their 1st day and liking it.
Chapter 002[]
The class goes to the beach and Yamagishi has a b0nar but Marugoshi is there in a bikini as he ha to have gender surgery to teach here like Enpi jamming her wand in her a55 makes her count as an animal as she has a "tail". Yamagishi sees Jubei in a sexy swimsuit but Marugoshi pressed the boys faces in his b00bs and she's not there. Marugoshi sez she's a world class olympic athlete and training for the next games at a camp(Gotta learn to concentrate kyle). Yamagishi and Fukurokoji see the class flirting with boys so they chase the boys off and Yamagishi spanks a chicks thicc a55. Marugoshi comes on to a guy cuz i guess he got turned (What does his wife and kids think? Are they canon in this series?). Principal is into a chick and Yamagishi seez this is like Harenchi Gakuen so he/Fukurokoji play Mo les tur tag where he chases the teens and is they get caught they can't complain. Fukurokoji falls into a chick and removes her swimsuit and Yamagishi catches 2 chicks and feels 1's butt and the others nips. Then 2 sexy teachers in painted on swimsuits come by to seduce Yamagishi and he likes their Transformers Zones as they are hard to paint over so he gets a full on b0nar. The teens are mad he didn't get hard for them and get nude, then get him nude and do stuff to his b0ner and the 5kanky teachers grab his b0ner and use it until he sees Jubei there in a skimpy swimsuit and blats his goo at her face.
Chapter 003[]
2 Japanese School Girls are walking the halls thinking of ghost attacks and the power goes out and light appears before em. They later tell Yamagishi who don't believe they got ghost touched but they show scratches on their b00bs and buns. He vows to avenge em but wonders if ghosts are real, but then Fukurokoji comes in and sez Nozaki and Sakamoto in his class were mo les terd by ghosts. Himiko Doma the president of the occult research society sez its lusty ghosts that couldn't ditch their lusts and are evil spirits wanting human flesh. Her club challenges unnatural things and uses esp to bust ghosts. They eet the Occult club with Daiko Houin, Miko Nakare and Ookusa Mylene who are in sexy outfits to attract the lust ghosts. In the Principal Office Hige Godzilla stops crossdressing an opens a secret room with Oppai Teacher, Nenneko Teacher, Hijikata Teacher and Marudan Marukasa who he tells of the Occult group comming and now they can get back at Yamagishi for treating e like monsters. They go to the Astral Projection Machine that separates the soul from body and lets to go on(and its run by Dr. Hell from Mazinger Z) and it makes em into ghosts. The lust ghosts start ghost feeling the chicks and Yamagishi recognizes em. He punches em but he can't punch ghosts as they're butt f--kin ghosts and the occult chicks ki barrier stops em but their charms to seal em don't hold and they go after the chix.
Chapter 004[]
The teachers are mo rester ing the chicks as the umbrella guy is b0ning Fukurokoji as I guess he got turned. The ghost teachers are gonna go irishman on the chicks as Hige Godzilla sez "they can't do this in Shonen" but the astral thing time limit ran out and Dr H sez to wait 15 or 10 hours for the battery to charge. In class Yamagishi thinks of Himiko Doma saying the lust ghosts might be living spirits as if they were Earthbound they'd be exorcised. Then in the class the ghosts attack and umbrella guy is licking Sayaka Yumi's undies and Honey Kisaragi sitting near her. Hige Godzilla is zapped by Himiko Doma's ki blast and the occult club rushes in and gets felt up buy the ghosts lesters. They say they like it and wish more could be done but the teachers say they ain't real ghosts and the teachers brag of their skills in bed, including umbrella dude who claims his tongue can succeed with babies to grannys(wtf man!!! well, he IS a teacher!!). The teachers reveal they got bodies and Hige Godzilla sez its in the principal office and Yamagishi runs to it. The occult chicks say they only pretended to be into em to get the info and the students the ghosts felt up kinda liked it, including Miki Makimura, as it wasn't dogs this time. Yamagishi gets to the secret room, beats out Dr. H and tricks the ghosts to bustin the machine so they are trapped as ghosts and the occult club keeps em trapped with holy water and uses em to attract new members like a zoo. The end.
Anime[]

Better work Nerdlinger! Ingei!
It starts with a naked chick running and covering her t-ts, Its Mitsuko Yagyu Jubei being chased by Yasohachi Yamagishi who is also nude and they are at St Harenchi Academy. Then it goes Sepia and goes to Go Chan as Professor Nagai giving a information dump on the school. then plays a video of Hige Godzilla and the teacher with the hair, Marugoshi Sensei licking the screen and Go Chan sez purvurt Sensei the creator of the story is embarrassed by the naughtiness. Also Godzilla and Marugoshi pepper the story with lood acts and as its the Heisei era, they can be seen on video. then shows Jubei and Yamagishi who are the heroes and Jubei is the hot chick and Fukurokoji is a ret-rded purvurt. Then the title
So its da 1st day and Fukurokoji/Yamagishi are late for class and make it to Harenochi Academy, the school they wanted to go to since being kids. Yamagishi sez Hige Godzilla was his grade school teacher and got him to be a teacher and Fukurokoji sez its been 10 years (Like Yugioh GX! Generation neXt!). They see a babe walking by in a miniskirt and Fukurokoji gets a nosebleed and Yamagishi sez if that gives him 1, he'd be drained by 1st period. Now they are teaching at an all girls school and imagine CHICKS IN MINISKIRTS WITH UNDIES AND BUNS! They run but Fukurokoji's legs don't know how to be as long as Yamagishi's as he's a freakin midget but they stop at a fountain and see a statue of Jubei lookin hot as shes now a start athlete ands has bouncy b00bs. They don't know why she gets a statue and Yamagishi wants to live up to her standards as he wants to b0ne cute students(As its 90s Japan and they are ok with that, its their culture, you can't dislike it or ur a racist!). The statue turns its head and looks at em and is a camera watching them and this pink wearing cigar smoking possible woman is glad they joined and their school can be famous soon and watches a wall of TV's and some are chicks changing.

Perfect Body! Starring Amy jo Johnson! The 1 Johnson guys wanna see hanging out at the beach in a thong!
In 1 class 1 teen hates being at an all girls school in a sexy uniforme as there's no guys to seduce as shes a 5kank. Then a girl comes in and there's star trek door that open like a sci fi thing and sez "there's men here!" and the chicks 5kank out and do make up and put on cute undies. Then the delinquent Duo meet the Principal of Harenochi Academy and its the pink alleged woman who's kind of a hag and feel like they know her but she sez this is the 1st time they had male teachers(which is a hate crime and discrimination, like saying "whites Only") then grabs their parts like that little kosher wiener did to Terry Crewes. she gives em a schedule and they hear p0rn0 music and see a pink curtain and a woman leg comming out from it, then a sexy blonde in a sexy red swimsuit shaking her thicc a55. the boys get big b0nars and cover em and the blonde leads them as Fukurokoji thinks she's too sexy to be a teacher. she shows Fukurokoji his classroom and gives him a kiss and brings Yamagishi to his. In Fukurokoji's class its all naked chicks and he backs out thinking its the wrong room and the chicks drag him back as he calls to Yamagishi that this place is strange. Blonde gives Yamagishi a kiss and sez do ur best as she walks off with her large thicc a55 moving.
In his class Yamagishi thinks the chicks are well behaved and as he introduces himself the chicks come up to him and lust for him. Yumiko puts his hand on her large left t-t and the chicks want summa dat and get him nude and lift him up until he sez to put him down and they drop him. Oh he's in orange undies, and shoes and socks, not nude. So he introduces himself and the girls cheer and lift their miniskirts(Up with miniskirts) to show their white undies and Yamagishi thinks girls are lustier than b4. He checks the schedule and finds on the 1st day the 1st thing is: Physical Examinations and the chicks get bare a55 nude and show their thicc butts as Go Nagai is an a55man. Yamagishi asks if they have any issues being nude in front of a grown a55 man and they don't mind and wiggle their b00bs as Yamagishi thinks there's no sport in it as the girls are throwing themselves to him like 5kanks to musicians. 1 orange haired 5kank sez examinations are dont by the teacher and bare handed and shows him by feeling up a chick with not long dark hair and sez it feels like an 85 B(too bad its metric, 85 inch b00bs would be great). then orange hair takes a pickle or something and kneeds her b00bs with it between em. 1 chick sez her name is Tamami Chan and dark hair gets her b00bs felt up by Yamagishi as the other girls want a turn. Yamagishi sez its a 85 C and she shows hi her thicc a55 to measure too. The chicks get agitated and he sez "line upo" and feels her a55 with his hand on her crack but she wants him to go deeper, which he does and the girls crowd him and wanna turn. He sez he'd do it all at once and principal watches on a camera and sez "its going to plan" but grows a beard and talks in a man voice.

Teens being sl-ts and teachers being gender offenders? F the Simpsons! Go Nagai nailed the future! Wait, Uh oh! Most of his things end in an apocalypse!
Then the PA sez all new teachers are to go for a physical exam and the PA voice is feeling her b00bs and poops a fake purple d0ng outta her crotch. so they go to the infirmary and a mirror opens on the ceiling and the d0ng pooping chick sez to get undressed. Once in their undies she tells em to remove their undies and comes ip in this bed looking like katy perry on the cotton candy cloud in california gurlz then shows her crotch to em. they jump into bed and Yamagishi asks if this is a bare handed exam but she sez its oral and sucks his b0ner as Fukurokoji mouths her crotch, then they b0ne a lot. Then 2 chicks come in looking like a 90s fighting game or p0rn0 or WWF and are p-ssed the d0ng pooping chick was hogging both men. the blonde from b4 is there and nude and goes into bed with em with a good shot of her thicc a55 then the red head and blonde come into bed and b0ne the guys for a while as the principal watches with joy.
in class, the chicks are p-ssed that Yamagishi isn't back and thinks the d0ng pooping nurse is keeping the men to herself so the orange hair sez the Sailor Bunny Girls need to save the day. They put on sexy outfits and run over and the 2 guys and 3 girls are b0ning and the blonde and d0ng pooping chick are making out as I guess they went prison gay without men. Then the students bust in through the ceiling mirror and say they won't let older chicks steal the teachers and red head sez "come back in 10 years when you have breasts" and the students decide to prove their skill and jump into bed with them and b0ne. the principal watches and sez it would be a great plot for a p0rno and his beard grows back when he's excited and I think its Hige Gojira. so the students steal Yamagishi and leave Fukurokoji to be b0ned by the older chicks.
Back in class, Yamagishi has done the physical exams and the next class is PE. Yamagishi is excited and we see him doing Judo(the way of the beast(ju ) )and throwing Orange Hair and pulling open her Gi to show her big b00bs, then b0ning her. Its only a phantasy and he then thinks of doing Sumo and imagines Orange hair in a Sumo thong squeezing her t-ts and calling him a purv. The students are ready for PE and throw off their uniformes and are in sexy outfits like a Streets Of Rage chick and dance for PE in a Disco nightclub thing the classroom turns to. Yamagishi dances and the chix think he's hot and they dance with shiny pants like Pinky And The Brain and butt shots like DBGT as principal sez having fun in class is a secret and bursts outta the pink suit to reveal its Hige Godzilla.

Quagmire totally ripped this guy off!
In Yamagishi's class they announce the Disco Queen which is the best outfit and its revealed to be: Hige Godziilla, who Yamagishi is surprised to see here, then denies knowing him. Hige reveals he was the principal and was da 1 who called Yamagishi and Fukurokoji here but this chick he tied up kicks him off the pedestal and everyone goes back to dancing. HG gets bumped around and when falling into chicks b00bs and butts they don't like it cuz he's gross(but Fukurokoji is ok??) and beat him off(not THAT way). He vows to show them and hits a wall button outside and the chicks b0ning Fukurokoji worry of it meaning the Morality Enforcement Squad.
The chicks in the class run to other rooms too and a huge chick gets on D&D Armor and HG sez those who break the rules get punished and sends the squad to Yamagishi's class of 1-B. After some recycled animation of the dance, the squad tramples over HG and bust in the dance room. The D&D one with big plastic or metal pointy t-ts on the armor like Harpy Lady in Yugioh recognizes Yamagishi and removes the helmet to reveal its not a chick but Marugoshi. He explains he had a secks change operation and that explains the purple hair and and that there were no male teachers allowed at the school until this year so he got rid of his parts(Like the thing of the guy who sold his watch for his gfs hairbrush but she sold her hair for a watch chain for him). He sez his thing is doing ok but now all the young people there will be punished and Yamagishi gets punched out. The blue haired chick in the Wrestling p0rn0 outfit screams "No! Not an ENEMA" as 1 comes up with a long thing(As go Nagai seems to think Enema punishment is either funny or hot or both) and shows her a55 to get filled. Marugoshi is feeling Orange Hair's t-ts and licking her shoulder and Yamagishi tackles him off her but h sez punishing students is my job(We were only following orders) and puts a catfish on Yamagishi's crotch and zaps him out, then has the girls taken off to be punished. Fukurokoji sees this and Yamagishi is being shocked on the weener and Fukurokoji grabs it and gets zapped too. Then this ninja chick comes in and is this f--kin Kekko Kamen now?! She slices off the catfish thing and vanishes and the dynamic duo doesn't know what happened. They run off and this ninja chick clings to the ceiling.
In the principal's room they find a button hidden under the bust of the principal like in the 60s Batman and it brings them to an underground lair with p0rn0 videos like the Assistant Warden in Riki-Oh. They use the video cameras on the wall of TV's and find the girls locked up and some are being punished in Kekko Kamen ways like a Dr Seuss Wheel with hands slapping an a55 or 1 running on a treadmill from a monster she's chained to or being shackled to a thing and licked all over as HG records it to make into p0rn0. Also Hg sez this is Marugoshi's plan and its working well as Marugoshi watches from behind a glass window and laughs. The girls call for Yamagishi but Marugoshi sez no one can save em as they are in a secret room and HG sez the only entrance is in the faculty washroom and Yamagishi won't figger it out. Yamagishi is too into the chicks getting semi SM done to em but his nerdlinger buddy Fukurokoji hears and they go off as the ninja chick comes in and the camera zooms in on her t-ts.
So the hero duo go in thinking it might be a trap but they gotta save the chicks. they check the bathroom and find the blonde naked on the john and she pulls em in to b0ne. she headlocks them by her big t-ts and they shove her thicc a55 out as they gotta save the students 1st. In that potty they find a 2nd flush lever and pull both at once and the floor opens up like the guys gut in the Thing and they fall in. The blonde comes back and wants to b0ne but is bummed no ones there as she's a bimbo. they go down a slide and into the dungeon and onto a pile of huge rubber b00bs.

No parts!(visible)
In there is the Morality Squad and the the chicks in a cage and in the torture things and HG on a hover disk like in Transformers Victory. HG reveals he gave them the hint and wanted em here to star in his Hetero Adult Videos. Yamagishi sez even though he came here to b0ne his students, he won't do that w/o consent as its not his thing (they should've got woody allen, but these asian girls are a bit too big for him, then again, not many wanna see whats left of his thing going in people). But HG sez he's not gonna let em leave as they know the secret and Marugoshi is gonna take their parts like what happened to them. He presses buttons and these claws come out and grab the heroes by the parts like its Battletoads on arcades and lifts em in the air and squeezes their parts! HG sez if they take his offer he can spare em but Yamagishi doesn't consent (like clin tins victims) and Marugoshi starts cruyushing their parts like its the Kids in the Hall with heads.
These Ninja Stars come down and cut the claws limbs and free the guys and Cherry Blossoms fall from the sky as a chick sez a speech like Kekko Kamen or Cutie Honey about promising girls an education but punishing them for doing nothing wrong (sounds like schools today trying to turn the kids, esp with what happened with Marugoshi and his huge fake t-ts) and taping it, so she gonna punish em like Sailor Moon. Its the Ninja and she's on the ceiling and jumps down and slices off the Morality Squad's armor and cuts through their enema cannons(Like Flash Gordon with Rock Warriors, Sand Blast Them?! More like C=ck Warriors, Spurm Blast Them!!). 1 guy's armor is cut of and Fukurokoji recognizes him as Takegoshi(Hage Godzilla) who recognizes the heroes. She slices the armor off the other members(of the squad, they already lost their man parts) and its the other Harenchi Gakuen teachers like the umbrella guy and Go chan and they say sorry. HG sez the friendship between Harenchi Gakuen Teachers is eternal and Yamagishi sez they are all purvurts with the same fetishes(like 4chan!!)
Da ninja sez to release the girls and Yamagishi notices something familiar of the Ninja's thicc a55 and he feels up her b00bs from behind. Her mask comes off and its Jubei and she's flirty like Ms Piza when Hercule grabbed her in DBZ. She reveals she's the PE Teacher here and that's why there's a statue of her but Hage Godzilla comes at them with his enema gun(wasn't that destroyed by Jubei a few seconds ago?). Yamagishi easily counters and takes it from him and 1 by 1 gives all the teachers Enemas who then run to another cell and spazz out. Kinda surprised they didnt show em sh-tting all over. They can have b0ning but not sh-tting?!
Marugoshi activates his final weapon and these dolls comes outta the ground in a Pinser Horns form and grab Jubei. Its Marugoshi's fave machine and once a woman goes through it, a normal man won't be enough for her. Yamagishi climbs the doll thing and HG sees a thread on Jubeis ninja suit she sez not to pull it and this makes him do it and he does it and her outfit falls apart showing her in undies which the hero boys like. Marugoshi has the doll limbs (is this where the Gimmick Puppets from Yugioh Zexal got it from?!) take off her undies and feel her up and these red faces lock her all over to her enjoyment. She sez if this don't stop, she'd be so desensitized she'd never feel lust from a normal man.
Marugoshi sez its time for his b0ner and out of the wall comes this snake plant thing with a face on it and thorns and is this where La Blue Girl got it from with the Thorny d0ng that b0nmed those chicks? Marugoshi sez he removed his b0ner and made it into a cyborg! It coils around Hige Gojira, which is kinda gay dawg, and goes up to Jubei and is gonna eventually go in her girl crotch. Yamagishi jumps HG and they fly around until it busts through the wall and sunlight comes in. They go up into space and bust the Jubei Statue and through the video room and chasing the 3 chicks who b0ned the 2 guys and back through the slide and into the Marugoshi room behind glass like in all those Sega Games. It blows and everyone thinks hes dead and Marugoshi is ok and is gonna b0ne Jubei but the tentacle spazzes out and Jubei is released from the dolls and the cages open. Marugoshi goes on a tirade at the machine spazzing out and his b0ner comes in and after him and b0nes him in his own a55 which is only seen in silhouette. The girls are free and HG is sneaking away he's put in the a55 spanking machine and the girls film it. Didn't Lovely Angel do this 1st? the umbrella guy is on the treadmill and Hage Godzilla is in the licking thing and the Macaroni and Cannibal Teacher are in jail and they say sorry. Naked Jubei is running from Yamagishi with the enema gun and she sez he's a purvo but its what she loves of him. Go chan sez 10 years ago they were students together and at this academy they reunited and childhood romance became adult. This concludes Heisei Harenchi Gakuen. Then clips of the babes to a lively song and credits.
Live Action Movie[]
In February 02 1996 they made a live action film of this. Someone add info on it. I bet its all f'd up.
Cameoes[]
- The machine that sends splits souls ad bodies is manned by Dr. Hell

So did he make this machine? Is it made of ancient tech like the Kikaiju?
- In the class is Sayaka Yumi and Honey Kisaragi as Cutey Honey and Miki Makimura.

Honey also showed up in Kekko Kamen's school and her own, both had creepers in em.
- Daiko Houin was the name of another chic from Abashiri Family who like this one is sexy(but many Go Nagai Babes are).

Is this where Ryo Asuka got in from, wait, this is the 90s!!
- Hige Godzilla accesses the soul machine room (Zee Axis Mein Ubermench!!) with the Demon Mask fro .Devilman.
Live Action Go Nagai | ||
TV Shows | Cutie Honey: The Live • Azteckaiser • X Bomber • Battle Hawk • Harenchi Gakuen | |
Movies | • Harenchi Gakuen Abashiri Family (Movie) • Cutie Honey(Live Action Film) • Devilman (Live Action Film) • Kekko Kamen • Oira Sukeban: Kessen! Pansuto • Oira Sukeban (2006 Film) • Jushin Thunder Liger: Fist of Thunder • Heisei Harenchi Gakuen • Kabuto-O Beetle • Kyuketsu Onsen e Yokoso • Maboroshi Panty • The Ninja Dragon • Lovely Angel 2 Taiketsu! Homon Soap Jo vs Shuccho SM Jo!!• Maboroshi Panty VS Henchin Pokoider • They Call Me Jeeg • Lion Girl |