Harenchi Koumon Manyuuki (ハレンチ紅門マン遊記) is an ecchi manga by Go Nagai. A hentai OVA adaptation was released by Pink Pineapple on May 2, 1996
Manga[]
Someone translsate this sh-t! Its probably not that long! Unlike Blue's man thing!!
Anime[]
So it starts with this chick taking a bath and we see her pink nips and 2 guys are watching: Suki and Kaki who say Mito is the hottest chick there and called the Crimson Princess. 1 guy starts j-rkin off under his Nobunaga's Ambition Robes and blasts j-zz all over the other's face(You know what they say: Write what you know!) and they fall through the ceiling in the bath with her. Then the Title and on the Mito land Suki and Kaki go off with the chick who's a princess but fakes being a guy (reverse Oira Sukeban??) who is the son of Saru Taishin going for Samurai Training as Kurenai Mitonosuke. Then the Go Nagai doodle he puts in there gives a history lesson that after retirement, Komon lived in Seizanso Residence and didn't have time to go around gettin cr-p to make The Great History Of Japan, so he sent out his daughter Kurenai Mito who is a substitute for this princess chick Komon Mito. Her homies are "Saki" Sukisaburo Sasaki and "kaki" Kaikinoshin Atsumi who met her in the bath scene and unlike history, were not told to seppuku, but made her guards, which is kinda f'd to send 2 deviants to guard the princess they j-rked off to. So later its the Fuji Mansion and this guys reaching into this chicks crotch and mouthing her b00b and tells Mamushi that Princess Kurenai is on as quest for historical docs and some don't want her to return as he b0nes the chick. Then the 3 good guys are in an area dividing Edo and Mito and are staying in a cr-ppy room that Kurenai don't like annd is shocked to learn they all gotta sleep in it as its the only open room! She's never been in a room asleep with men but is told as she's "a man" now (well, her disguise is)she needs to keep her cover and hopes the guys don't try anything. The guys are imagining her tight busty nude bod and the secks things they'd do. They offer her Sake for the 1st time and her face turns red after 1 drink, so they start undressing her. But she pulls a Katana and tells em they got work to do to collect Japanese history sh-t and its risky being in Tokugawa homes. Right after this bada55 speech she whines about being scared and they think she's drunk and comfort her. She admits she knows they wanna see her naked (Again) and they deny it but she opens her robe and shows off her b00bs and j-rks off while feeling her right udder. They suck her t-ts but she's blacked out so they lift her legs and find undies with a magic crest that shines gold light that stops em. Meanwhile, these ninja come to the place to get Kurenai but a ninja comes down and easily cuts through them. They kill him but its really one of their own (Like with Oyu in the Manga of Black Lion??) and she snipers 2 of em with kunai to the neck, before naked ninja chick with an eyepatch does the thing where 2 ninja clash in front of the moon and land, then the bad guy splits in half from head to man parts. Then the b0ning guy is b0ning a chick and is p-ssed that Mamushi failed him again Starscream but Mamushi says a Ninja dressed like a man with Kurenai's face got in the way Hot Rod! B0ning guy stops b0ning for a sec and don't think Kurenai has that kind of skill and the Go Nagai Doodle, called Chilled Tofu in the subs on H anime TV Subs, says the b0ning guy is Tsunaya Tokugawa and is the bad guy who gets aid from Kokoku Tokugawa despite being a bast=rd kid, and has a real Daughter Kurenai Mito who he trains in his ways and she'll be a useful heir to him. So Tsunaya wants to ice Kurenai so he becomes the hein or something and hired Mondayu Fuji (Who I think is the b0ning guy and I f'd up b4) to wack her, and Mondayu hired a Ninja assassin squad. So the b0ning guy is now called Gokaru and is told they'll use black magic and the chick he's b0ning gets up and reveals she's Hotaru the Tsukuba Ninja(Which sounds like a Yugioh card) who also has Tsubaki and Sakura hinding behind or in her or w/e ninjas do and Hotaru uses Ninja Magic to make b0ning guy's weener extra long and sucks it. Then Tsubaki uses Ninja Black Magic to use a crotch flower to trap b0ning guy in an illusion world like f--king Naruto but not f--king gay, where the flower grows around him and its long flower things feel his chest. Then Sakura uses her b00bs to make sweet scent that attracts attention of his senses. But b0ning guy sez these are for men and Kurenai is a chick and Mamushi sez they know womens bodies better than anyone and the Hotaru starts b0ning the guy with the other 2. After he blasts j-zz, he appproves of these 5kanks and later, the 3 good guys are in Edo and see 2 ugly guys feeling up a woman as punishment for trying to escape (I'm getting Violence Jack Harlem Bomber vibes) and as they start crotch grabbing; the 3 heroes come in and Kaki and Saki go at em, only to be taken out easy and the ugly c-ck suckers are gonna go after Kurenai. Saki and Kaku whip off Kurenai's clothes and show her Golden Seal and show she's a Princess, and the ugly bast-rds are sorry and stop. Then realize she's a chick and can get a good price for a Princess (Is that why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach?!) and charge her. She swings her Katana and cuts the Vincent Price looking ones cheek and she swings her blade and cuts their clothes off from a distance like Strider on Sega Genesis. She swings again and a Kunai takes off their loincloths and they flee and its revealed Eyepatch was throwing kunai at em from the trees. The saved chick is Shino who thanks em and at night in a hotel: she tells em she was sold to pay a debt and was going to Yoshiwara. The guys who caught her when she escaped were Inoji and Noroji who were Yoshiwara gangsters working for Oni Goro, who lure hicks with promise of money and take em to be sold there, so Kurenai wants to go to Yoshiwara to stop it. Inoji and Noroji report to Oni Goro who's p-ssed they failed him again Starscream and wants em to get Kurenai, but then Hotaru, Tsubaki and Sakura come in and offer to catch the princess and use their ninja magic and secks to make them work for the ninja witches. Then the terrific trio comes to Yoshiwara and the dudes wanna check all 200 places for Oni Goro but Inoji and Noroji come in and say they wanna help and feel bad about their acts. They take the 3 amigoes to a b0nign house with censored historical photoes of people f--king and bring them to their own rooms. Sakura Dayu meets Kaki who jumps on her b00b mouth 1st, feels her up and plugs his small thing in her crotch, but she asks him to buy her a sash, then she sucks his man thing and he quickly j-zzed in her mouth. Then he mouthes her crotch and it tickles so he b0nes her badly. She whines about him being really bad at b0ning and b0nes him right until he blacks out. Saki reads the book the 48 positions of secks and Tsubaki Dayu comes in and has him to mouth her crotch. Then she ties him up in that Japanese rope thing they like and whips his a55 and licks it. Unlike most Go Nagai characters: He's not into SM so she plugs a Tengu mask into her crotch and jams its mose int his a55 and butt hammers him. He starts to like it and she b0nes him normally and uses her ninja sh-t on him til he blacks out saying this place changed since he was here last. Then Hotaru Dayu comes in to Kurenai's room and she sez she didn't know this was THAT KIND of place but Hotaru gets nude, smooches Kurenai, and pulls open her top to find big heavy t-ts! Hotaru sez Kurenais b00bs are better than hers and kisses her left nip and grabs Kurenai's crotch over the Gold Seal Undies she takes off Kurenais undies and starts mouthing her Transformers Zone(Bad Touch!!) then puts her b00bs in Kurenai's face and Kurenai sucks her right nip and has Kurenai touch her bad place. Then Hotaru starts 2 handing Kurenai's crotch and mouthing it and Kurenai blacks out. As Hotaru leaves, Eyepatch comes in and the 3 ninja magicians report to each other they b0ned the guys asleep. Hotaru is gonna ice em(which they could have done right after b0ning em! Why wait and regroup?! Did they ALL have to be asleep so the others wouldn't interfere? They were in different rooms!) but Kurenai comes in asking why Hotaru is dressed in her ninja mage robes, and brings Hotaru back and starts lesbiansing her as Sakura gets into it. The other 2 join in and all b0ne Kurenai one at a time, then as a group, but the Real Kurenai is asleep in bed in the next room. the Next day Kaki and Saki wake up and go to see Kurenai but find the 3 ninja h--kers nude and calling for Princess Kurenai. Then Kurenai comes out of the next room and they think she's good at b0ning, but she gets mad at them for not telling her that Yoshiwara is a secks pit. Eyepatch appears in the ninja wh-res room and wakes em up and wait, its not eyepatch, its Azusa who I think is the chick they saved from the ugly bast-rds. She's mad they didn't do their mission or report back and Hotaru sez Kurenai is super skilled in swords and secks. Azusa sez she did all this sh-t to fake being taken to Yoshiwara and tells em to call her Shino here. Then Shino runs into the 3 heroes saying she was worried about them and found where the captured girls are. Then these chicks are in that SM Rope thing and are being f'd by Oni Goro, Inoji and Noroji like its Violence Jack Evil Town and in the ceiling above em is The 3 heroes and Shino looking in a hole. Saki and Kaki wanna look and she gets mad at em for doing the same thing to her in the bath. Shino pulls a rope and the floor opens like that Yugioh card Eliminating the League and they fall to the area infront of Onigoro and the ugly dudes (Inoji is Vincent Price looking c-ck sucker and Noroji is the other one). Kurenai pulls out her sword but Shino is behind her and had a smaller blade at her back, but dont stab her right away and end this right here and now. Then Kurenai is in her undies and tied to a pole and Shino reveals she's really a blonde haired Blonde Eyed Japanese chick named Azusa and the other 3 5kanks show up and are gonna ice her, even though Hotaru don't really wanna cuz she likes f--king her. Oni Goro says its a waste to end her as she's high quality and can bring in customers and he wants to keep her locked in here as a secks slave but hotaru sez she has to cuz its her job. Oni Goro feels her up and licks her b00bs and sez here t-ts are like hard boiled eggs and the ugly guys join in, even thoiugh their boss just licked those b00bs and its like sharing food, not to mention we don't know where their mouths have been. Saki and Kaki say this is wrong and Oni Goro takes off her undies as its soaked and starts mouthing her crotch as Inoji and Noroji lick her pink nips. Oni Goro uses his hand on her crotch and licks he female gender fluids off and is gonna put his man thing in her, but a ninja smoke thing goes off and shes now standing in a different area with a Katana. She cuts her homies free and puts on her undies and gives a sailor Moon/Wedding Peach speech about ending their evil. The ugly guys attack but she slices off their clothes with a swing from a distance and their topknots are cut too. Then as Oni Goro tries to flee, she pins him to the wall by his robe with blades and his fat a55 is in the air. Shuriken come for her but she blocks em and accidentally knocks out her homeis by lightly bumping into em and they hit the wall. Its the ninja witch h--kers and they use their ninja illusion magic on her to use think she's being wraped in crotch flower tentacles, then gets a face full of big b00bs that smell good(Remember that Weekly World News artiucle about a chick who got a b00b j0b and it made her stink?). The 4 secks ninja grab her ands Azusa starts mouth her crotch as Hotaru feels her t-ts and Tsubaki sez if she releases her pent up lust she'll bite it. Then Noroji starts b0ning Tsubaki and Inoji starts grabbing Hotaru's t-ts from behind and b0ning Azusa and Hotaru as Noroji b0nes Sakura and Tsubaki and Oni Goro wants to join in. Then Kurenai is on the roof in moonlight and holds the Real Kurenai and drops Saki and Kaki who hug each other thinking its the Princess and h-mping each other. Not Kurenai sez its tough to keep them safe and she has the same face as her(Is this like in Kekko Kamen with Yuka Chigusa??). Later this bird delivers a note from Mitsuko and Kokoku Tokugawa reads it saying what just happened in Edo and he wonders if Princess Kurenai is ok. Mitsuyoshi-Dono Jubei sez his granddaughter Mitsuko is from the Yagyu line and we see Mitsuko bathing nude and getting dressed and putting on the Eyepatch. Then Chilled Tofu sez the Eyepatch chick protecting Kurenai is Mitsuko Yagyu Jyubei who's the 3rd in the Yagyu line and is from the same mom as Kurenai. She was sent to protect the Princees and fight evil in the country. Then we see the magic ninja h--kers b0ning the ugly guys as punishment and sucking their life out and aging them from endless secks. Then Kurenai's homes compliment her on behing skilled and she don't know what they mean. Chilled Tofu sez this is an account of Princess Kurenai's travel in Yoshiwara with her dinks and their quest only started. Then 3 days later the ninja wh-res are still b0ning. Then credits to samurai music that sounds like it could also fit a western. WTF, KSS was in this! Didn't they do Wedding Peach?!