Harenchi Gakuen

Harenchi Gakuen

Harenchi Gakuen (Translates to Shameless School) is a manga series written by Go Nagai that started on August 1st, 1968 in Weekly Shonen Jump and lasted all the way to September 25th 1972. There were some Live Action movie and TV versions of it and later in the 90s we got Heisei Harenchi Gakuen which was said to be a full on p0rn0e by Pink Pineapple and Shueisha. Then we got a onehot remake with Reiwa Harenchi Gakuen after we got a new Emperor. The TV show had viewership of 32% and was popular despite/because of the PTA Protests .

Premise

At a school where teachers are rough on students, the kids rebel in silly crass sexy ways.

Characters

• Yasohachi Yamagishi
• Mitsuko Yagyu
• Fukurokoji
• Hige Godzilla
• Araki Matagoro
• Marudan Marukasa
• Hage Godzilla
• Ayu
• Oyuki
• Mami Yamagishi
• Munefuyu Yagyu
• Michiko Araki
• Chieko
• Macaroni Kid
• Captain Gaginko
• Cannibal Teacher
• Intelligent Godzilla
• Hairy Godzilla
• Upside down Godzilla
• Fat Godzilla
• Quack Godzilla
• Victoria Alexander
• Tengan
• Teacher Oppiya
• Nibiki Omoi
• Nenneko/Komori
• Nami Namita
• Nanja Monja/Teacher Hijikata
• Teacher Flu
• Hotten Teacher
• Chu Kawakami
• Ranna Hado
• Spaghetti Jane
• Harenchi Stein
• Masako
• Misashi Miyamoto
• Anghidora
• Saori

Manga

Volume 1

Chapter 001

So its the 1st day of school and Yamagishi's mom b--ches at him and he mouths off to her, which is shocking for Japan and the 60s but Fukurokoji's mom think's he's lively. Yamagishi thinks the schools name Harenchi Gakuen is cr-ppy and Fukurokoji agrees like a bootlick or in smithers case; butt lick. But when they notice the girl students they lighten up and have interest in em (Which is interesting as many Pedoes start noticing chicks in grade 1) but want the chicks to grow up and get big b00bz cuz Japan likes em top heavy like Jungle De Ikou or Eiken. Mr. Yoshinaga but not Yoshi from SodoMario or Naga from Slayers comes up and welcomes em and the moms think he's sexy (Or Marugoshi or the Umbrella c-ck sucker). Yamagishi thinks he looks like a bearded Godzilla and beats on him but Hige Godzilla is merciful to him and don't whip him like a slave like they did in the 60s to kids who went apesh-t. The kids think the teachers are candya55es with no b-lls (Which ironically happens to Marugoshi literally in the Heisei Era) and the moms think they are nice and trust em with their virgin and butt virgin and mouth virgin kids. After the moms go home to cook/clean/b0ne the mailman, the teachers make like Section A and reveal their true faces and start beating the kids, but unlike Section A DON'T b0ne em. Yamagishi won't stand for it and tells off Umbrella dude and calls him the Umbrella Yokai, but Umbrella Yokai comes at him, and not with his spurm. Yamagishi counters and slams him into a tree and ties Hige Gojira to a truck. Marugoshi comes at him with his long hard Katana as I guess you can chop kids up in Japan in the 60s but he pulls off Marugoshi's Apron and shows his man parts which makes him spazz out and run off and the kids celebrate.

Chapter 002

It starts with Yamagishi beating out a punk with his kick and saving Mitsuko Yagyu who becomes his friend and Yamagishi thinks she's pretty. So Yamagishi and Fukurokoji crawl through the ceiling like Die Hard and have a flesh I mean FlAsh Light and try to spy on the chicks changing clothes. Also he calls her Jubei after the Ninja or w/e. They agree to marry her 2 guys 1 girl like mus lims but backwards and they see her in class with Marugoshi asking Jubei questions and Yamagishi don't like it. Marugoshi takes a spear and spikes in the ceiling to slag em but they evade as they are out of sight and its like being behind a tower shield in D&D and Yamagishi grabs it and pulls Marugoshi with his hun-dread man strength and lifts him off the ground cuz I guess he's Zee Ubermench Mein Fuhrer! This Go Nagai Doodle looking j=rkoff tries to help and pulls off his apron and Marugoshi don't wanna se him again. The people above the ceiling tie the spear with rope they somehow had and leave him and the Principal comes in with Parents Visiting Day and they see him covering his man parts with his legs. Fukurokoji falls through the ceiling into the infirmary during physical exams and Yamagishi jumps in and both are beat up. After that they come back to Jubeis class and see Marugoshi hanging and Yamagishi sez to throw things at him to knock him down, which Principal agrees and he's knocked off by a blicketee black board eraser. He chimps out and attacks people with chairs and outside, Jubei comes out and the Hero Duo are in a tree. She tells em to come down and she heard em trying to peep on her as she has good hearing. Yamagishi sez sorry but she's ok with em cuz she's glad guys like her and she's not a malcontent feminist who b--ches out at a guy complimenting her. Then the guys Yamagishi beat out comes at em with the Daemon Sword Muramasa like in Wizardry the 90s oav and tries to murder em, but Jubei dos a throw and slams him like Blaze from Streets of Rage and er grampa taught her Yagyu Shin Kage Ryu Karate.

Chapter 003

Hige Godilla is teaching nut he's really cr-ppy and Yamagishi figgerz its useless to try and eats his lunch in class like that guy in Bible Black (You AlWays Want Some Thing In Your Mouth!). His classmate tells him the Teach might catch but em he doubts it and thinks his lunch isn't enough for a growing boy (He gets beefier in the Heisei Era, also he b0nes chicks mouths) but the nameless chick sez he caught a few. Hige Godzilla smells Tamagoyaki(Japanese egg thing) and catches the guys and confiscates their lunches(Like Taxation; this is theft!) and eats it as Yamagishi goes bananas and the other kids hold him back. The bell rings and G-Lord takes their lunches to the staff room but Yamagishi rallies the kids and plans a counterattack to pay back G Boy. The kids chat and a chick comes, up with an idea for punishing him for taking kids food like the brits did to the irishmen in the 1800s(but they kinda had it comming) or the White gov of America slagging the buffalo so the reds would be dependent on them (But they did evil for a while against each other for centuries like apache slave owners or executing guys with hot coals, 1 coal at a time!). The kids use the weekend to prepare and on Monday 3rd period G Mo got in late and was gonna catch kids eating. Fukurokoji had a special lunch prepared, it looks like curry rice like that ep of Sailor Moon but is really Mustard Rice and after he pretends to be about to eat it, G Boy gets him and takes it. He eats it fast but its too spicy like how the back door brits in soviet england can't handle Popeyes Chicken which according to Little Nicky, is f--kin awesome (Or hot kickin in the tv version). He spazzes out looking for water and a kid gives him Wasabi Soy Sause which f--ks him out more! He gets a water bucket but its full of booze, pepper and chili (Where are the kids getting this cr=p?!). The kids give him water but its got laxatives in it and he runs to the cr-pper to blast all his waste out but Marugoshi comes at him for running in the halls and tries his Karate, but G Hole snatches his apron and throws it out the window. In the mens room the toilets are nailed shut and he didn't think to sh-t in the urinal as its mostly slop so he runs out and probably has anal leakage like he ate those chips. Yamagishi tells him the class made him a special toilet and he goes in this owl house outhouse but the walls fall off and everyone sees him and he runs as he's not been in jail yet and didn't have to use the john in front of everyone as they all j=rked off to him. The non california gurlz made him a small girly toilet and he goes in it and they tie it up in ropes and put it on a freight train to Osaka (where the Chojin was in Urotsukidoji 1 3 4 and 5) and he'd be in a box with his sloppy feces. Operation Toilet was a success and the chicks name wa Tar-Chan and she says Ore instead of Boku/Atashi like Anna in Yugioh Zexal with her big heavy trains and nice t-ts.

Chapter 004

After Hige Godzilla returns from H E Double Osaka, he's still a harda55 and Yamagishi thinks a guy with that much Chutzpa is fun to f--k with He sez they'll have a test on all this cr-p he didn't teach em yet and anyone with less than a 90s gets their rents called in and gets sh-t on by him. This is his revenge for them defying him. The kids think there's no way to get that good on the test by studying and the topic is for the next semester so they have Fukurokoji bring in his camera and Yamagishi has Operation Privacy Invasion like he's the gov or the media or PETA sneaking onto farmers lands and taking photoes out of contest to make raising and breeding animals to eat is the holocost. After school G Mo is going on a date with a chick named Oyuki and uses a looney toons bQmb to f--k out a geezer and jack her store ad hide his stolen items under his tiger robes. He meets Oyuki who got there an hour ago and was looking forward to the date and G Boy dumps his candy before her. She finds he don't wear undies and bathes once every 2 months and she don't want his a55 candy. They go to a restaurant and he looks ahead and finds all customers are chicks and exposes himself by lifting his caveman thing and the chicks run away from his probably weird man parts. He takes the peoples food and had her come in and the Harenchi Kids got photoes of it so when G Lord comes in to give em the test, the kids show they got evidence against him and will show them to his boss and/or wife unless they get 100s on each test and 5/5 on each report card.

Chapter 005

Yamagishi's rents prepared for his report card by closing the store they work at and getting ready to beat the black offa him for bad grades cuz they asian. Mom thinks Yamagishi is cockier than usual and dad throws blades into meat to show he's still got it and is gonna f his son up but not like with Gut's dad selling him to that guy who bummed him all night. In school Hige Godzilla gives report cards and everyone got 5/5 in everything as they black male'd him with photoes of him doing what are probably crimes. The kids celebrate by throwing him in the air and then out the window. The janitor comes out and throws tacks on the ground and G Boy lands on em but comes back in bandages like Looney Toons and the sez see you next semester. On the way home Yamagishi and Fukurokoji say how they never got all 5's before and Yamagishi's dad won't beat him now. Fukurokoji sez his rents feel bad for him and take him to an amusement park for bad grades which amazes Yamagishi. When Yamagishi gets home his dad throws knives at him like Grant DaNasty in Castlevania 3 and don't think he needs to see the report card and knows he f'd out. He show's his dad who don't read it and slugs him through the paper wall and his Sister Mami comforts him and might fall in love with him cuz its natural to inbreed as animals do it and it don't matter who you love as love is love. Yamagishi goes in for round 2 and battles dad and pulls out a dead pig to beat him with and dad wants one too. After taking a hit from the pig, he gets his own and its a sword fight with p0rk swords and Yamagishi nails his dads head with the dead animal. Mami counts to 3 and its the round and dad is ready to beat his son's a55 but mom reads the report card and finds he really did get all 5/5 and dad is bummed he has no reason to beat him now.

Chapter 006

The class goes to the ice cap zone for skiing and Yamagishi is a read chad and don't mind the cold unlike nerdlinger Fukorokoji and Hige Godzilla is still in his caveman tiger skin with his man thing skin under it. G Mo looks in the girls room to show em what not to do and the girls were peaking in on them, which makes a boy spazz out over them seeing him changing. Yamagishi wants to go skiing but G Hole sez they ain't and claims to know nothing of the money paid for ski rentals. When confronted by Yamagishi he sez the money will be used for a banquet for the teachers and used on Geisha/Shamisen. When Yamagishi sez he'd out him when they get back, G Mo sez he only lives for the moment and don't care of the future(Which explains a lot). The kids take his tiger clawth and throw him out he window again and he lands in the snow naked and covers his man parts with snow which the kids think will give him frostbite(Hope he's not circimsized). At night the Geisha come by and look sexy and the Yamagishi tells em the teachers are weird in fetish and in the room with Marugoshi, Umbrella guy and some devolved looking dude they see the Geishea come in and its 70 year old granny's. Yamagishi vows to prank G Hole the rest of his days and Jubei is on his side. Then the lights go out and Hige G Mo sez they gotta be in bed before 8 and 7 is their bedtime now and the girls go back to their rooms. As they aint tired, the Yamagishi and Fukurokoji go to the hot springs in the dark but its the womens bath and Jubei Chan and other chick come by.

Chapter 007

The chicks are in the Hot Spring and think Yamagishi and Fukurokoji are hard sleepers and think they are cute. But the boys are hiding in the hot spring and have towels on their heads to fake being girls and not gaijin. The chicks wanna spend the whole night in the hot spring and the boys stay in there. The chicks went in at 9 and stayed 4 hours and after getting out revealed they knew it was the guys there and they pretended it wasn't to f with em. After getting out of the hot spring the 2 straight boys enjoyed being with the naked girls like a holly wood producer and the girls are the same age. In the daylight they plan a prank and the teachers are sleeping off a night of drinking and the kids use bandaids to cover the teachers eyes and start screaming "oh no! we're blind!" and the teachers wake up and start freaking out! Hige Godzilla thinks its cuz he had booze with Methyl in it and the teachers try beating him but hit the wrong teachers. They figger out the bandaids thing and Marugoshi is p-ssed as usual and Yamagishi and Fukurokoji say sorry and offer em their money to go skiing. The teachers go to the top of the hill and find there's only 1 ski and they all try riding it together. Umbrella c-ck sucker flys off then the rest do and they walk down the hill and its snowing and they are dressed like jungle guys and its cold. The kids have gone home by train like a big bang theory j=rkoff and took all the teachers cr-p so they gotta come home w/o money(Which I assume they'd have to do mouth stuff like Griffith in Berserk did for the Gay Governor Gennon to make the funds).

Chapter 008

Yamagishi and Fukurokoji say bye to Jubei and she goes home. They try following her but she used her Yagyu Ninja Trick to hide in a high Tree and use a cloth that looks like Bark to hide. Jubei goes home and her kid bro Munefuyu Yagyu(Like the Daimyo/Kenjutsu Sensei in the Edo period) throws Shuriken at her and she counters with her school bag. Munefuyu tells her Grandpa is picking on their dad and dad is hanging from a tree but the rope is around his arms and torso not neck like a loser who can't take reality, and Grandpa throws Shuriken at him and tells him to know his place adopted son in law, as he uses him for Target Practice. Grandad mocks him for not knowing kung fu and Granny tries to spear him in the heart but Jubei throws a Shuriken to cut the rope and save him. Dad begs for help but she goes to do homework and dad calls her heartless. Grandad gets p-ssed he called Jubei that and comes at him with a Katana but his big devolved manly wife comes out and tells him to shut his a55 cuz he's too loud. He begs his manly yet not french wife for help and she f--kin breathes fire on him like Ginnai Doma and he runs around as Munefuyu throws Caltrops that he steps on and jumps and falls. Ma throws water on him to save him b4 he burns up and when he's not moving, they kick at him until he comes to and not c-mming on the ceiling like Akira Fudo in violent p0rn0 Devilman Crybaby and he has enuff of this cr-p and is gonna go back home and in his 15 year marriage he hated it and had a bad feeling of it from da start. Grandad has him roasted on a spit and he's charcoal black as punishment for trying to leave, but Jubei sez "Ur being too hard, he's only a normal human" and they say "sorry we got carried away" with the knives and spears and beatings and cookings like its india or some other slum country they torture people. Dad shows a picture of him b4 marriage and he was a chunky mother f==ker and the stress made him lose weight, which usually it makes people eat like those blobs on the learning channel. Jubei se he's great cuz no normal human could have survived 15 years and seeing as her dad was a tubbo, I assume Jubei has the lardo genes and could wind up a ssbbw and go from Thicc to THICC!!

Chapter 009

So Hige Godzilla Aka Sayuri Yoshinaga calls the nurses and tells em Physical Exams were cancelled and in class tells the boys to go home cuz today the dames get the exams. Yoshinaga and Fukurokoji go off to play even though there's no Sega or Transformers in the 60s and Jubei has em stay cuz Hige Godzilla is to cheerful and might be up to something. Da chix gather and Hige Godzilla sez da Dr is out today so he'd do the exams and they think he's a purvo and he has his cousin Wakako come by to help and goes to meet him. Wakako goes by Hage Godzilla (Bald Godzilla) and they sing Loving Is Scary but with f'd lyrics and Jubei sez she give him a kiss if they help em. Yoshinaga and Fukurokoji go off to do a plan and the Double Godzillas come in with clubs and tell the little girls to take off clothes like its the Producers Guild Awards afterparty.

Chapter 010

Yoshinaga and Fukurokoji put on make up and wigs like its soviet california and Fukurokoji's home is a hair salon so that's where they get it. Also Fukurokoji gets dr's cr-p from the dr's next door and run over in high heels and miniskirts like the Sailor Scouts. Also as this is Japan, girls being under 5 feet tall isn't uncommon. Its the freakin land of oz! So Hige Godzilla sez he'd give em bad grades if they don't get nude like its hollywood and the girls are gonna go with it cuz its not as bad as getting bad grades and this is asia where teens jump in front of trains after a low grade. But then Yamagishi and Fukurokoji come in wearing womes clothing and claim to be the lady dr's sent by Yamagishi and the girls cheer at being saved from their own choices. Hige Godzilla and his cousin start chmping out and say the alleged women aint school dr's but everyone gangs up on em and they back down like the candya55es they are. As they leave, Yamagishi sez their butts look bad colored and they might be ill so they take off the care bear cousins caveman outfits and say its the cause of the illness and burn em. To make sure their butts are ok, Yamagishi gets a tongue depressors and jams em in their corn chutes as they scream in pain and masochistic arousal. Jk really they run off in the nude and Yamagishi is gonna examine em physically but its too much for Fukurokoji who's heart is beating like a gaijin mom on a son who wont stop stealing. Jubei knows its Yamagishi and Fukurokoji and the Supe Godzilla Cousins find Marugoshi and are gonna jack his loincloth apron.

Chapter 011

The gurlz got nude and the guys in womens clothes fainted from too much excrement I mean excitement and probably the blood flowing to their b0narz. Hige Godzilla and Wakako flip Marugoshi off the desk he sleeps on and take off his clothes and leave him bare a55 nude. He wakes up and thinks the apron was by his sponsor and he can't support his fam of 6 on a teachers salary and begs mom to forgive him. Then he goes out to beat the black off whoever took his clothes and finds the umbrella guy who he flips on his head and checks his crotch for his apron. He don't find it but don't give him a cavity search as despite Go Nagai doing a "School is jail" thing, I don't think they checked yo pipes in the 60s. The Heroes wake up and wanna cancel the examinations but the girls wanna do it and won't let em go. Marugoshi runs into the Gojira dudes and chases after em nude but never showing his tentacle as Yamagishi and Fukurokoji escape as their clothes rip and the chicks decide to fake not knowing they were the Dr's so they an kiss em for bringing the girl dr's. Marugoshi gets caught by the cops for singing a sword in public naked, as I think if he skipped 1 of em he'd be Kosher, and Fukurokoji is surprised Yamagishi wasn't as bada55 as he thought. Yamagishi sez its the 1st time he saw all those nude girls and they reminisced on the naked chicks they saw. Fukurokoji's mind went black and he didn't recall em and Yamagishi sez he'd get more chances and thinks the chix didn't recognize em so they'd get kisses (Hopefully not on the man parts like in the Heisei Era). They go back and da chix thank em by kissing em and later Yamagishi whines dat Jubei didn't kiss him but she sez he saw her nude. He's surprised she knew and she sez he was bad and she won't forgive him but when he se shes the most attractive one there she got embarrassed and forgives him cuz she likes being called hot cuz she's not a feminist who spazzes out over boychick liking girlo cuz nature is a hate crime to they/them. They they have a kiss on the lips and not on the man thing.

Chapter 012

Hige Godzilla sez the third term ends tomorrow and they'd do spring cleaning but its 4 kids not teachers as I guess they are indentured servants. The class splits into 2 groups, 1 for each gender and da boys say cleaning is for dames so they book it. After getting out they see 2 guys were caught by da chix and were hanging out the window tied up like SM(Spider Man). Yamagishi wants to bring it to em Ginga Bull Bull Bull Bull Bull and Fukurokoji sez dats rash and chicks can be cruel/unpredictable. Yamagishi wants to kick their thicc a55es but Fukurokoji sez its not a good idea as chicks are getting stronger and getting into sports. The guys ditch as they are afraid of girls which makes em girly men with little girly man parts that are small and girly like a little girls man parts and Yamagishi gets Fukurokoji to go with him. They go up and find da dames put in (not out) a wrestling ring somehow and Ayu sez they can do the cleaning or try to beat em. Fukurokoji wants to clean cuz he's a candy a55 and Yamagishi goes to fight but is overcome by all the chicks being close to him, then they WWF him when he's spacing out. As they pin him he busts out but not like Chiharu in Eiken's F Cups breaking her bra and takes on da chicks but when facing Ayu Chan don't know where to grab her as she's a chick with b00bs and buns. Ayu sez she cant compete with boys (Which is why sports are seperate by Gender) and they praise Yamagishi being manly and cool and hot so he helps em with cleaning.

Chapter 013

Marugoshi, Hige Godzilla and Cannibal Teacher are on a hike as they didn't wanna spend money and are hungry. Some bystanders drop a small piece of food and the 3 sub humans fight over it with Hige Godzilla spitting on it but Marugoshi not caring. They see everyones laughing at em like a brain damaged irishmasn spazzing out and rambling on about what he/they thinks things were like 70 years ago. They ask for food but are ignored and the other 2 hold down Marugoshi and pull the food outta his throat and Hige Godzilla eats it but Marugoshi tries to cut it outta his gut. They see the students from school and Fukurokoji is their pack mule carrying their cr-p and f==ks out from overwork like a kid in an iphone factory when not being chewed up in the machines so they have lunch. The trio of teachers go to bed and offer better grades but the kids ignore em and eat like when you go to the third world and the gaijin you this guy u don't like in a cage and burn him and ur drinking a mountain dew and not letting him have it. Fukurokoji spits out a plum seed and the trio chases after it and fall off a cliff with Marugoshi hanging from a noose tree, Hige Godzilla hanging from his long thin b0ner Apron and Cannibal Teacher hanging from his log of cr=p dangling from his open anus outfits tail. Hige Gozilla's outfit rips off and down goes Cannibal Teacher but Marugoshi unties his apron and drops Hige Godzilla like a deuce, only to fall trying to climb up as the branch he's on snaps and the kids go onward.

Chapter 014

Its raining and thundering and Jubei is scared by it and Yamagishi comforts her and Ayu with a hug like a p-mp. They find a mountain hut and go in and start a fire to heat up and all get nude so the wet clothes won't f em and they'd be in the same boat and not look at each other. The boys are too nervous to check out the naked chicks and the girls tease em by going up to em but Marugoshi, Hige Godzilla and Cannibal Teacher come by the hut and the kids hide in the futons with no time to get their clothes. The teachers come in and heat up and f--k around trying to take off each others clothes to dry off but they are in speedoes and loincloths, wait, only loincloths. They see the kids clothes and recognize its their students and look around to see them naked like hollywood producers with uncut noses. The boys try fighting em but get beat down and the chicks are gonna get uncovered but Jubei throws an Apple and not the chick from Zillion and the 3 chase it cuz they hungry like world vision kids and fall off a cliff. The girls say how gross it'll be to be seen by those devolved guys but Jubei thinks she'd like to show Yamagishi. The chicks come down and fawn over the guys and their manliness, even Fukurokoji who is brave when pushed like gohan but he came 1st and don't f it up as much. The girls check out the sunrise and the boys are awake and faking being out cold and enjoy checking out the naked chicks.

Volume 2

Chapter 015

So the weather is good and Hige Godzilla and the little c=ck suckers he teaches don't wanna study so they watch the Cherry Blossoms and Hige Godzilla has a banquet in the class so the other teachers dont find out. The girls move the desks and boys get food and mats and and party with sake but Marugoshi walks by and finds out. He busts in with a katana and slices at Hige Gojira for letting kids drink but it cuts off his caveman outfit and he sez Marugoshi wants to see him naked. Marugoshi hates the thought of being gay for Hige Godzilla and tries to slag him in what today might be said to be gay panic but Hige Godzilla jumps out the window and falls through the Cherry Blossom Tree naked but prances off with branches to cover his parts and sings. Marugoshi sez the kids are as guilty and slices at em but only cuts open the clothes of girls from the back like Yajarobi almost cutting through vegeta's armor in the 1st third of DBZ. Yamagishi gives him water to drink but its Sake and he gets drunk and sings devolvedly, then puts his apron on his head and dances as the pta chairman is comming by to inspect the place with the principal and sees him making a jacka55 of himself like a frenchie in high school after chocolating him/herself up. Later he whines to his mom or wife or both or w/e of his monthly salary being cut and she sez quit or u'll wake da kids(He has kids?! Wonder how they felt of him after Heisei Harenchi Gakuen with his hot dog removal).

Chapter 016

Hige Godzilla is going back to his hometown and beats out a The Jainitor looking homie and jacks his ticket as both were going the same way. Yamagishi and Fukurokoji beat out 2 kids and jack their tickets to follow him and on the train they wonder about lunch. Hige Godzilla beats up a boxed lunch seller with his spiked cluk (not his b0ner) and the guy falls in front of the train as the driver chases him and he's too stoopid to move left/right. Hige Godzilla jacked his lunches he was selling but Fukurokoji took em when he was beating the seller and they eat em. Later after Hige Goojira had food after attacking a kiosk and they arrive at his home town he's greeted by his similar looking family including Yoko, Kazuko and Kiyoko who are guys with girly names like the frenchies call their alleged sons michelle/alexis/christine/evelin/nicole/jean/justine ect. The Godzilla Klan rides home on horses to an indian village but the American indians not the telemarketer kind who wont stop calling about duct cleaning and Hige Godzilla meets his mom whos a f==kin midget and he beats on her. So she's dead and they have a funeral and have a large graven idol to their Godzilla god and go to capture cute chicks to sacrifice like the hollywood guys do in secret. Meanwhile da boys met up with the Harenchi chicks like Ayu who were camping and go swimming with Ayu in the nude but Ayu lied of not bringing a swimsuit. After swimming she don't like the cold water even though she don't got a weener that shrinks and goes back as the boys swim. The Godzilla Klan attacked the camp and got the chicks and Yamagishi didn't find his pants in time so they got away and Hige Godzilla caught and recognized Ayu. At the place of the graven idol like new york but less daemon worshippers, the girls are on crosses and lit on fire but Yamagishi comes in wearing Cowboy gear like Bada55 John Wayne who we need more guys like today instead of beta males and soy boys like on reddit. He brought the cops and burn the Godzilla Klan on Crosses for their crimes(have they sacrificed other chicks like this b4?).

Chapter 017

Its a new school year and the kids are going into 6th grade (like Komoe in Eiken with her massive b000bs). Yamagishi and Fukurokoji celebrate that the girls are growing hotter and Hige Godzilla brings in the girls for the annual class change and they are in swimsuits. The boys celebrate and Yamagishi wants Jubei and the teachers want all the cute girls who are like 12 but that's ok in Japan and on many parts the support diversity. Teacher Silver(Like long john silver or long d0ng silver) has the chicks come out 1 at a time and the 1st is a little girl who no one want cuz shes not sexy to em(but would be to bi den jr) and is thrown back. Silver brings out a hotter kid and Marugoshi gets her and puts her in his cage. This repeats 2x more and when Hige Godzilla and Cannibal Teacher whine he jump kicks Hige Godzilla in his candy a55. Another girl goes up and its like a slave auction in libia after president husein and hiller E took down gadaffi and the mus lms took over and when Cannibal Teacher wants her, he's beat out by Marugoshi. The umbrella c=xk sucker wants the next one but is beat out and Marugoshi gets her and the next few but when Blonde Japanese Ayu Chan goes up, Hige Godzilla tries but is beat out by Marugoshi. Silver brings out the best one Yagyu Mitsuko Jubei and Marugoshi has a tug of war with Hige Godzilla with her arms but they fight with katana and club. Cannibal Teacher fights Umbrella dude over it with spear and umbrella and I think this was from the penguin in batman. Umbrella dude is but was beat out by Marugoshi who beat Hige Godzilla and gets all the cute chicks. Yamagishi and Fukurokoji wanna be in dat class with all the babes but Marugoshi won't take male students this year like a college with safe spaces that thinks straight European descended dudes are a danger to the malcontents.(but in Heisei Harenchi Gakuen he's at an all girls school and loses his parts so this kinda predicted it). the chapter ends wit the duo vowing to get in dat class to be with the babes.

Chapter 018

After Go Nagai introduces the chapter, we see the boys in a boys only class taught by Hige Godzilla and everyones bummed and not lie Guts in Berserk by that big black guy. After arguing over the saying of born under a bad hoshi(star or bridge) like its Seinfeld, they wanna check out if Marugoshi is into any unholy activities with the 6th grade chicks and send Fuusen(balloon ) who's light like a ninja. He sees Marugoshi has a spear and is yelling at the chicks to wear swimsuits to class and tells the boys and then we see the chicks wearing swimsuits in class like boys want in higher grades. Marugoshi has da dames bring out the desks/chairs and block the door so the others can't get in and Yamagishi gives a spirit raising speech to get the class to bring it to Marugoshi Kattobingu! The go up to face him and he comes out but not like back door bruce and things look epic as it ends.

Chapter 019

After Jubei sez he likes Yamagishi being cool and Ayu liking Fukurokoji cuz hes like a pet, Yamagishi attacks Marugoshi with a sword against his Spear, then cuts to later when the paper sez Marogoshi took the girls captive and beat the guys trying to save em so the Riot Police were called in. Yamagishi rips up the paper in anger and gets nailed by his dad for it and mocked for not beating Marugoshi, a groin I mean grown man with years of martial arts training. Its been three days and Marugoshi is still with the girls and the cops cant do sh-t cuz they are his hostages he sez he'd ice if they try anything. The chix are amazed to be on tv and Marugoshi has the officers send em a TV or he'd slag a chick. After getting the tv he watches the news (which TOTALLY won't lie) sez 45 chick students are hostage and some are Yukiko Agai, Goeko Ishikawa, Tome Oyamada and Junko Ota (after Go Nagai's assistants Yukio Agai, Ken Ishikawa, Tsutomo Oyamada and Gosaku Ota) and the girls are happy to be on tv like heroes. Marugoshi uses this chance to promote his store as Mami and Yamagishi watch on tv. The news talks to the principal of the school but not Edajima Heihachi of Otoko Juku, as this principal is in the nut house and reporter Ishikawa (whos a parody of Ken Ishikawa) interviews him. Principal walks around in the nude with a medal like in the olympics covering his parts and don't say sh-t but takes the mic and spins it walking off(better than the meat spinning). The news talks to the pta who loves Marugoshi bringing attention to their cr-ppy school and then Michiko Araki, Marugoshi's wife) comes in with their kid and sez on a speaker that the sponsor is proud of his work and hang in there, also they are sending them food. After a meal, Jubei sez to give an interview and the reporter who is chosen is the male secretary from Father's Soul/Chichi No Tamashi who's doing this as a part time job and don't wanna die in someone elses manga. After b--ching about Marugoshi for a while he's let in by him and Marugoshi only plugs his butt store, then the gurlz act sad like its bad to be captive by him to get more attention like girls are known to to. Yamagishi gets fired up and wants to save her and Hige Godzilla with Chieko(possibly Baisho) watch and she wants Hige Godzilla to save em so she'd be more popular. Fukurokoji sez he's got 2000 men to save the chicks and Yamagishi readies his counter attack.

Chapter 020

Its 5 am and 2000 guys are ready to save the chicks from Marugoshi but so is the Riot Cops and both attack. The Riot Cops beat on the students as they are used to it and in 1960s Japan they had to bust up malcontent students a lot(if only America would do that to those university dinks). Marugoshi and the chicks cheer on the riot cops and Fathers Soul guy is glad his manga got more views after his guest spot in Harenchi Gakuen and tells of the events going on now. Hige Godzilla and Chieko(possibly Baisho) watch on tv and she has a plan to save em. After the Rio cops hauled off the students Chieko(possibly Baisho) comes over and sez Marugoshi has a savage face like peking man and he's got the untamed wild cr-p modern men don't and wants to star with him in Barbarian Gambler The Howl Of The Wild. Marugoshi runs over and Chieko gives a Peace Sign to signal Hige Godzilla to comes down on a rope from the roof and save the kids. The kids don't wanna be saved and they cut the rope like its a kosher d0ng but not with teeth and he falls on the ground below. Chieko gets hm to the hospital and Marugoshi makes it there to meet her but she's gone and Yamagishi is there after escaping to fight him. Yamagishi has a stick and beats his head and the cops arrest him as his wife sez t stay strong. Marugoshi sez this is his 6th Conviction(But he can still teach kids? I blame the union) and the guy from Marugoshi Department Store will care for his fam. He sez sorry to the pta and the soccer moms of it cheer him on. Yamagishi goes in to save the girls but they didn't wanna be saved like union members who don't want Right To Work Laws.

Chapter 021

As Marugoshi is in jail and probably dropping the soap(spoiler: Heisei Harenchi Gakuen has him being bummed) Hige Godzilla introduces the new Teacher Macaroni from Italy. He takes off his poncho, as I guess Go Nagai thought Italy was mexico cuz of all those clint eastwood things, and is wearing only a cowboy hat spurs, and a well placed gunbelt. He rearranges the seats so girls in the front and guys in the back and notices Yamagishi's bada55 spirit and after asking his name, makes him the number 1 with special treatment. He lets Yamagishi sit next to him and when Yamagishi wants to sleep, he gives him a pillow ad his poncho as a blanket. After waking up he gave him a 1st class restaurant meal and when the other kids b--ch of it he tells em to stfu and fires his gun in the ceiling. If they got a problem with it they can face him in a duel(Synchro Summon: Odin Father Of The Aesir, In Attack Mode!) and school lunches are enuff for em. Yamagishi wants to eat like this all the time and Macaroni seems interested in him is a possibly lgtbqia2+map way. After class he wants to escort him home but Yamagishi don't consent and the other kids think its f'd that he favors Yamagishi. Yamagishi don't think Macaroni is bad buy Jubei nails him in the head with a book bag or w/e. At night Macaroni goes to Yamagishi's place and invites him for a walk where he wants to be equals and good friends. In the par they look at the moon and he goes all nambla on him and wants a kiss as he likes boyish women and wants to marry him. Yamagishi isn't queer so he don't consent and sez he's a boy but Macaroni don't care and beats the black offa him in what would be called gay panic today. The next day he treats Fukurokoji with favor and Yamagishi smiles knowing the yaoi that will face.

Chapter 022

Yamagishi likes tis skirt flipping add and his loli sister Mami wears different colored pants under her dress any day. Yamagishi decides to copy what he saw on tv and goes to class sooner than usual and flips Jubeis skirt, which p-sses her off. So the boys go around flipping skirts including Cannibal Teacher lifting Hige Godzilla's skirt to see his candy a55. Also chicks pull off dudes pants and Hige Godzilla removes Cannibal Teachers Loincloth and Go Nagai tells of it. Later Jubei's brother Munefuyu Yagyu goes Ninja and gets her outta bed to tell her he filled the pool and wanted to swim with her as they had 40 mins. They go in the pool and she goes on the diving board but her bro cuts off her bikini top and nabs it when she falls in the pool. He gets her bottom with a wire and will wait for her to come out, but if not, he'd give her 15 mins to get dressed and go to school, which she sez should be enough time(Thats ur sister! But hay, its manga! Its normal there. Love is love!). He taunts her and later runs off to get to class and Jubei gets outa the pool nude. She gets dressed and goes to school in a dress and her bro hid her undies and she's going commando like Yukiko in Enma-Kun. She sneaks around worried of guys doing the skirt flip and in class Hige Godzilla has the class vote and the winner is; lessons are cancelled and today they'd skirt flip. Jubei comes in and Yamagishi tells her what the class is doing and she fights off the guys trying to flip her skirt. They think she's got unusual undies and try to flip her skirt to see but she runs. When cornered they are gonna do it but she tells em she ain't wearing undies and the lusty boys wanna do it more. She slaps Yamagishi and tells him off and he sees she's not playing so he defends her and will beat up anyone who trys it. Hige Godzilla hears and tells he teachers to look at a 6th graders crotch and they swarm out like all the raepists in that Robocop Remake vid that guy did where Robocop blows off all their parts. Yamagishi tells the kids to defend Jubei from the lusty teachers and the chapter ends.

Chapter 023

The teachers attack and the boys fight em as Fukurokoji escapes with Jubei but Yamagishi gets beat in the head with a mace and Fukurokoji stands his ground like a Real American Hero to give Jubei a chance to escape. He then runs in fear and is trampled like a gaijin at a concert and Jubei gets caught in a bear trap that dont cut into her leg somehow. The teachers fight over who gets to have her and in the end Hige Godzilla is left but keels over. Yamagishi comes to and brings her home and to thank him, she holds her hands up at his request, and he flips her skirt.

Chapter 024

Hige Godzilla took the kids to the Kurenai Hotel (Sounding like the song from the 60s and Kurenai means not to give) and swindled the Harenchi Gakuen Clerk to spend 3X as much but not Mega Man X3. The kids cheer his seeming generosity and toss him up and out the window as usual. He worried of em doing it but the kids said they'd not. Later the kids are split into 5 rooms with a teacher and 6 kids but the teachers don't want both genders in the same room. Yamagishi stands up to em and they back down like beta male teachers who don't beat kids nowadays. The teachers room is the bathroom and later they go to the beach and in the sea the chicks swimsuits melt off as they were from the teachers. The teachers come up in a boat with a camera to photograph the naked kids(Man, teachers praying on grade schoolers? o Nagai keeps getting it right! Makes me worried as a buncha his manga end in the apocalypse.) The kids are far offshore and won't get in the teachers boat so the teachers leave em and the kids are caught by a big a55 submarine and no the sandwich like that Jared guy promoted. The captain welcomes them to the Cannibal Submarine and the teachers are glad they made a lot of money selling the kids like the elites in gov and media do. They don't care what the guy they sold em to does and go after the remaining kids saying Yamagishi is gone. Captain Gagingo tells em Hige Godzilla sold em to him and will take em to his country of Barbarian Island and eat em as Japanese are tasty(More getting the media right from Go Nagai. Hope THEY don't have him iced for outing em.) At their tribal island they show the Chief the Japanese kids now in Island Wear like Bikini Tops and Mini Skirts and Shorts. Chief wants Yamagishi roasted whole 1st as he's got spirit and Fukurokoji Dry Tempura'ed as he's already wet from crying. Jubei and Ayu will be cut to Sashimi and they are about to be cooked and prepared.

Chapter 025

After Go Nagai gives a rundown of Last Time On DraGon Ball AF, Jubei is gonna be chopped up and she spits in the chef's face which somehow brings him down, then gets his blade and cuts through gaijin to save her schoolyard chums. Captain Gagingo Sees she's a ninja and reveals he's a the 14th master of Cannibal style ninja arts. It rains outta nowhere and Jubei slices off his devolved head which flies off like Ginnai Doma, but isn't dead and his body lives on and shanks Jubei between the t-ts. Then Yamagishi wakes up and the whole this was a f==king dream so none of it happened and its all non canon. Despite it being not real, he goes to beat up the teachers for selling em to cannibals like people slagging on actors for the roles they play, or comedians for jokes they tell. If I joke about eating people I don't actually do it. Like telling racist or pedo jokes. I don't actually beat up ethnics or b0ne kids, I joke of it. See also eating poop and inbreeding. So he tells Jubei and goes to sleep and she don't know wtf he's on about.

Volume 3

Chapter 026

The teachers are bummed the kids are too much for em and Marugoshi returns from jail to the joy of them. Hearing how the kids pretty much run things, Marugoshi wants to fix it and later Yamagishi had a good day beating up 5 teachers that day. Hige Godzilla comes by and invites him to drinking Sake and eating Japanese food. They party and have fun and Yamagishi sez the teachers ain't so bad(but he's drunk so he might not recall the evil they did) and they black out. Maurgoshi comes in and whips out his foot long and jams it in Yamagishi's mouth like that abridgers overweight wife in italy the boys wake up nude in the schoolyard . The teachers beat em up despite the boys having a good fight and the next day the students find em tied to crosses in the school yard.

Chapter 027

The kids read a sign saying Yamagishi and Fukurokoji were drinking and beating teachers so they get a week of public humiliation. anyone who tries to help em gets the same punishment and Jubei wants to help em as they'd bite it after a week w/o food, but the guys don't wanna as they'd get in trouble. The girls wanna help but the guys pull a benedict arnold and out em so they can see em nude. After school the chicks change into red legless suits and beat out Hige Godzilla who was the last one there and after dark go out in the schoolyard to save em but the teachers come outta the floor in a trap door and a fight breaks out like a sports event gone wrong. Ayu goes up to free the Dynamo Duo by chewing through the ropes(blondes can use their mouths well). The other teachers join in the fight after watching and beat down the chicks. After Ayu gets through Yamagishi's foot ropes she climbs up on his naked body and he likes it. Jubei is caught and the teachers win the brawl and send guys to catch the chicks freeing Yamagishi and his little buddy but Yamagishi kicks em away and gets his left arm free. Ayu fights a vampire looking c=ck sucker who Yamagishi kicks off the top of the cross they fight on and gets free by biting through the ropes(Next time use nails). Yamagishi gives an Anime Speech and jumps down to beat em up in the nude like Kikunosuke Abashiri but Marugoshi takes Jubei at knifepoint.

Chapter 028

The teachers beat out Yamagishi and nail him in the head with a rock and when he wakes up he's tied up with the other kids as the teachers are making more crosses. As they are gonna crucify the kids like its a mus lim country, the guy students come in and fight em as its the better of the 2 genders and beat through the candy a55 teachers until its only Marugoshi left. He runs are nabs Jubei and runs to the cross on the top of a building to crucify her. Wait, its got a cross? I s this a Christian school? Judging by its acts and teachers, it seems to identify as Christian like j fk or trudeau or biden or gacy. So Marugoshi rips her outfit on the t-ts as Yamagishi comes in and falls like a dumba55 head 1st into the ground. The next day the traitor guys come over to see the naked chicks and find naked men(the teachers).

Chapter 029

It starts with Go Nagai saying this chapter scenario was made by contest winner Yoshikawa Kazuya from Hokkaido, so this arc is in Hokkaido. Then Hige Godzilla sez they are going on a trip to Hawaii but Yamagishi sez its too expensive. Hige Godzilla sez the school don't gotta pay for it and never has and the class clebrates. Yamagishi sez to bring swimsuits and when he goes home his dad thinks its too expensive but when he hears its free, he wants to go, but Yamagishi sez no way. At the airport the students and Hige Godzilla steal a plane and Hige Godzilla flys it but f==ks up and they wind up in Hokkaido cuz he's a j=rkoff who can't do sh-t right.

Chapter 030

After 2 days most kids got arrested for stealing as they s=ck at it, there's only a handful left as its easier to draw or w/e and Jubei is great at it cuz she's a ninja like Miko Mido but w/o the secks craft. They go to a Ranch and Macaroni goes in as its like his time in west Italy. After scoping it out he finds its empty and the teachers go in and drink booze and eat food. The kids walk around the ranch and have fun and find a bath hot spring. The girls go in and the guys try peeking on em like Harenchi Koumon Manyuuki but w/o dudes j=rkin off in another dudes face, but a shady guy with a gun comes over. The boys bust in the hot springs shed and the gunman tells the chicks to raise their hands, which they do after a gunshot in the air, and the towels fall.

Chapter 031

The shady guy with a shotgun (Not Ryo Asuka) has em at gunpoint and a geezer sez its ok as the ids ain't men of the Dynamic Ranch. The shady guy is a chick and the Ranchers buy the line of the teachers that they eat free cuz the kids are poor and don't know Right from wrong (Like reddit nuts) so they showed em eating free is wrong as an example (What kinda f'd u logic is this?!). The geezer lets the teachers eat free and tells em of the Dynamic Ranch that is a buncha bad dudes who wanna take the ranch. The Dynamics attack and are based on Go Nagai's droogs at Dynamic Productions. Geezer tries to use a shotgun on em but gets a gun thrown at his head and beans him out. The D Boyz go to get his daughter but Macaroni beats em out and they escape saying to meet in Meshambe Hill(Oshamambe is Hokkaido town) for a 6 on 1 duel like Chazz in Yugioh GX with the North Academy. Daughter thinks he shouldn't go but he's glad to have a chance to use his gun skills. He goes to face em and when he fires on em the Dynamic Dudes see he's got a real gun as Japan has some candya55 laws against firearms and only has relative peace due to the low number of gaijin (Japanese politicians have said this).

Chapter 032

Yamagishi and Fukurokoji talk of how there's a female teacher comming and most schools are getting some but Harenchi Gakuen has one. Yamagishi figgers she's either a bada55 or don't know about the school and he and Fukurokoji hope she's hot and can dress like the guys in the school, which means little. This thin blonde with big eyes comes by and asks where Harenchi Gakuen is and these kids think she's a purvo. She goes to the school and the kids look up her skurt by jamming their whole heads up it and she thinks its 1st years being immature. She sees a naked man walking by with well placed hot dogs in buns fly swatters covering his small parts. She goes in the staff room and the teachers smooch her but she fights em off and thinks their outfits are obscene(Like a lady gaga video? all those hermaphrodites). Hige Godzilla sez teachers gotta dress unique and they take off her clothes to put on a belt with a well placed flower. She gets out and runs as the teachers chase and winds up in Yamagishi's class. The kids take off her slip and give her a grass skirt like a gaijin on cannibal islands that the beta males think is somehow hae to know exist. She runs yelling the school is full of purvoes and is taken away in an ambulance saying "I'm not nuts, they are" and te kid hear the teacher went to another school and wonder why.

Chapter 033

Hige Godzila is happy as its payday and not the candy bar or pokemon move and beats his long thin uncut weener desk with a club in joy. Seeing how f'd he is o payment, Fukurokoji thinks he don't wanna be a salary man, even though in the Heisei Era he works as a teacher and b0nes a lot of chicks. The teachers go to get paid and Hige Godzilla gets a potato and not a cheap cellphone or devolved irishman but the food as the school is low from kids not paying tuition monthly. The teachers b--ch about having to try to last a month on a potato and Marugoshi's is dinky so at a meeting, they decide t start a casino, which was illegal as back then gambling was illegal in Japan. Umbrella dude thinks its nuts and illegal but they didn't hear of any law so they open Casino Harenchi and the roulette was rigged like that ep of Sailor Moon S with the gaming monster. Seeing how Casino scams make more money than teaching, they focus on that and school is cancelled, to the joy of Yamagishi and Fukurokoji who were given pocket money by Hige Godzilla of a 10 000 Yen Bill. There was one for Jubei and she sees with 40 students that would be 400 000 Yen for the class and somethings up. She gears up Ninja style and her bro Munefuyu Yagyu wonders whats up as shes not often in Ninja gear and she sez she's getting war funds and will end the Japanese Gov(Eat it booty boys! Ten we can have gun rights and have violence in manga and anime and games again).

Chapter 034

Jubei in Ninja duds finds the Casino Harenchi and sees its ok to jack the dough cuz its gotten illegally (cuz 2 wrongs make a right). In da Casino Night Zone, Hige Godzilla dances like a girly man or woman and they clean out the gamblers, or games in remakes as Nintendo don't want kids gambling. The teachers made 100 million yen a day and wanna buy cr-p like an electric washing machine and gas range for Hige Godzilla or a new parasol for the umbrella mouth f--ker but Marugoshi sez no as its for making a nig enterprise and becomming big shots and the others agree and lock the money in a safe with Marugoshi standing guard. Jubei uses her Japanese skill of Math as its racist to realize they had 10 billion yen after 10 days and when Hige Godzilla tries to jack da bucks, Marugoshi awakens and a55 stabs him with a spear. Jube tells her Ninja Klan Fam and her manly devolved looking mom is glad to be able to overthrow the Japanese gov. Grandpa sez the Yagyu Klan worked for the Tokugawa Klan and can now bring em back (Are there any Tokugawa left? I know Nobunaga's 20ish grand son is an Ice Skater) and run off to get it.

Chapter 035

The Teachers put more money in the safe and Hige Godzilla didn't sleep in 10 days thinking of it. They won't waste money on guards (but giving kids 10 000 Yen is ok?) and all wanna guard it, but Marugoshi sez its safe when he's guarding it. Hige Godzilla don't want Marugoshi touching it and se they all own it so can defend it and Marugoshi consents, unlike to his own b0ner in the Heisei OVA. The Yagyu Klan Fam is watching from above and see Marugoshi is the only sane one, so Jubei jumps down and sez she wants it but runs so Marugoshi chases her. Grampa sez its his 1st battle since the Senan war of 1877 (cuz in the 60s we had a lot of guys from the 1800s like Lillian Gish).The Yagyu Klan drops things and smoke comes out and Grandpa yells FIRE in a non crowded building so the teachers make a line and hand the money bags one by one out with the Yagyu Klan getting it to their cart(Add To Cart?). Jubei fights Marugoshi and is thrown off her grove with thoughts of if her Klan is ok and gets her clothes torn off by Marugoshi's spear but escapes in the nude. Marugoshi returns to find the money gone and the teachers don't know sh=t like modern ones telling kids of gender and history and science and Hige Godzilla realizes he don't know the last guy he gave the money to. The Yagyu Klan has the money and Grandma wants to go to Hawaii, Grandpa wants to buy a villa, and Munefuyu wants plastic models. Jubei wonders of why not war funds but Grandpa sez they have many new opportunities.

Volume 4

Chapter 036

Hige Godzilla is teaching very cr-ppily and Yamagishi nails him in the head with a sandal. Hige crys and sez the thrower won't be forgiven so Yamagishi beats him with his other shoe and Godzilla books it and the kids go home. Hige Godzilla tries to keep em from leaving but they don't respect him being a girly man soy boy beta male whale kissing dukakis moon maiden and Vice Principal is gonna fire him for cr-ppiness (and NOT all the awful deviant cr-p he's done) but Gojira begs and is only pay cut. He blames Yamagishi and the next day sez he's doing a home visit to Yamagishi's rents place, which Yamagishi thinks is up to something. They go to Yamagishis place after school but its actually someone elses place where Yamagishi sez he'd got f'd traditions like wearing a handkerchief on the head like a thief, not making sounds inside, sitting crosslegged on the table, and Yamagishi brings in food to be eaten with a kitchen knife. Yamagishi sez he's gonna study in his room and books it then when a real resident comes in, Gojira sez "don't make a sound". The cops take him away and he sez he's their sons grade school teacher but the fam is the Yamamoto's, not Yamagishi's and they don't got a son in Grade School. Days later, I guess he sorted out the matter with the cops, he follows Yamagishi home and sees his dads a butcher. Dad thinks Hige Godzilla s=cked and when Hige tells dad of Yamagishi's acts, Dad is proud his son's growing up. Hige Godzilla thinks Yamagishi is a punk cuz of his home life and fights dad using a caveman club vs butcher knives. Dad slices off Hige Godzilla's a55 piece and is gonna serve it with ham as pigs are a lot like people and not only for b0ning and late Hige Godzilla creeps around the window of Ayu Chan in the bath to do a home visit of less bada55 students.

Chapter 037

Its after midnight and Yamagishi's hangin near da park, with Jubei and Fukurokoji. They talk of the new term and how the new teacher is f'd having class after dark cuz she so black, when she go to night school, teacher mark her absent! They find a haunted house looking building in the playground that sez its Harenchi Gakuen Night class. The door pens on its own ad they go in and there's grotesque Go Nagai monster art on da walls. The teacher desk has a coffin and the chairs are electric chairs for execution, but Japan probably had better ways to execute those who were surplus to requirements like Katana. The bell rings and lights go out but candles light up on their own and the coffin opens and bats come out, then a monster comes out and da kids run like the klan's after em. They find another monster eating a guys arm like Demon Lord Dante and the kids escape but Jubei was left behind. The monsters take off their heads and long uncut man parts come out, jk its Hige Godzilla and Cannibal Teacher dresses as monsters to scare the kids and the arm was cake. They see Jubei fainted and are gonna make like a public school teacher and go SVU, but Yamagishi comes in and beats em up, saves Jubei, and carry's her out with him saying he exterminated the ghosts when she came to

Chapter 038

A pack of malcontent teens rush into da Tobachiri school, beat up the guys, declothe the chicks and swarm off to find another, with them planning on taking on Harenchi Gakuen. In there, Hige Godzilla takes attendance and sez Yamagishi usually gets here at non so he'd be a company director type. Then like Hell's Wind, the Wolf Pack of the School Storm busts in, beats up dudes, rips clothes off chicks and eats em alive as they scream(the last one was made up). Yamagishi comes to school for lunch and Fukurokoji runs in naked and tells em what happened and Yamagishi runs over to find the students naked and thinks its hot. Hige Godzilla gets ready to avenge his crushed nose when the baddz knocked the door on him, but Yamagishi door stomps him and is swarmed by naked chicks who are glad to see him. He faints and wakes up to find Jubei and the others were chased off by the baddz and te fight is still going. Yamagishi runs to the gym and thinks if Jubei ran these guys much be tough and feels like he's in a bathhouse with all the naked people like a european museum and likes it. In da gym is a pile of naked chicks and finds Ayu fully clothed as she hid in the vaulting horse thing. Ayu sez Jubei punched the bad guy and they took her away and in a truck being driven away is Jubei tied up and the baddz wish they could have fought Yamagishi bit now have Jubei who Yamagishi likes and will use her as bait fir him to beat the black outta him. Jubei sez Yamagishi isn't as tough as they thing and they don't care and they beat her up an send a photo of her crying by arrow mail to get Yamagishi's attention. The letter sez he gotta face 7 of em alone or Jubei will do more crying and Fukurokoji wants to see but Yamagishi sez its only for him. Fukurokoji sez he knows its a challenge to a duel and Yamagishi won't let him go cuz he cares for him and is moved by it. Yamagishi sez not to move from this spot and he has to do it himself. Yamagishi thinks his little buddy saw too many Yakuza Movies and if he saves Jubei she'd like him more and maybe become his wife. Yamagishi goes to face em and kicks a55 until they get a bike chain on his legs and beat on him but he fights back. So Yamagishi beats the black outta em and finds they are chicks (and ugly ones at that) after tearing off their clothes as punishment for what they did to the chicks at his school. They did the School Storms to find a tough man as a lover and found Yamagishi is a bada55 and want him. He isn't into ugly chicks (He'd hate modern shows) and outruns em to find the building Jubei is in and she sees the lipstick from the fake guys on him. She thinks he's a purvo and runs off and he chases her saying she don't understand (take it to springer)!

Chapter 039

Hige Godzilla called the chicks over on New Years Day and wants to play a game with em like Jigsaw or Yugi. Their Kimonos would get dirty and he has em change into minidresses like the Amazon Quartette in Sailor Moon but with undies that have letters on em. They go to da gym and Hige Godzilla, Cannibal Teacher and some devolved guy I don't recognize lock em in and play Karuta Fetch (A Japanese card game of taking cards and matching the 1st letter or topic) and the girls undies are the cards. Also there is Macaroni and the umbrella c=ck sucker and a jungle looking hairless headed guy I don't recognize. The teaches remove the undies from the chicks but not like Robotech taking out the scenes of Dana' Undies in the 80s broadcast and when Yamagishi goes to Jubei's place, her brother Munefuyu Yagyu sez she was called in to class and Yamagishi figgerz somethings up and goes there. When he gets there, the last 3 chicks have undies and the teachers got em cornered but Yamagishi comes in the window and sez he's gonna kick their a55es so they run off. The chicks are glad to e sabed and go back to Yamagishi's place for a little fun. And by that I mean card games, but its str=p poker like Davis in Digimon wanted to play

Chapter 040

In class Yamagishi sez on the train in rush hour he saw a hot chick getting her thicc buns felt up by a creepy old guy, but not a demented irishman holding grade schoolers like the media defends. Jubei blushes and Yamagishi sez he got between the chick and the geezer and pinched the guys hand to send him off, hen felt the chicks a55 himself. Jubei hates him being a mo les tur but he sez he does it all the time and goes out at night to feel up chicks like gaijin in new york. Then he feels Jubeis buns and it moves Fukurokoji to wanna be a mo les tur and goes out at night in a hat and face mask as back in the 70s it wasn't only for beta males. On a train he sees a chick he think won't scream and thinks where to touch, buns or bust, before choosing booty and he reaches but chickens out. The train stops and the people move and she sez he grabbed her a5 and causes a scene and the crowd jumps to conclusions like the media on Normal People and thinks he's a habitual offender and hides behind a mask and they take it off. He sez its an accident and they say "he admits it" and 1 recognizes him as Fukurokoji's boy as its his neighbor on the train and sh dags him to the authorities. Later he meets Yamagishi and they walk at night with Fukurokoji being silent and eventually grabs Yamagishi's a55, which makes him p-ssed. Fukurokoji wigs out and jumps Yamagishi and starts smooching him and tearing off his clothes like he's turned queer. I guess Macaroni... RUBBED OFF ON HIM!!!!

Chapter 041

Hige Godzilla reads a photo book with nudes but its of k=ds and he likes it as he's pae doh flexible. So Hige Godzailla wants to do one too and jacks a camera from a shop and goes to school. He tells the volleyball chicks to play nude as they were getting sweaty from the game and they get down to their undies and beat him up for being a purvo. He decides tricks are not right and asks a chick for taking nood photoes of her but she sez no and freaks out. Despite him being obviously a creeper, he gets her to hear him out and sez he wants to make an artbook of noods and sell it and she slugs him out and storms off. Nowadays he'd be a "victim" of "phobia" as protecting kids from deviants is seen as "hate". Seeing honesty don't work he decides to flatter and lie and gets Ayu to come to the music room alone(This is like with that chapter in Violence Jack). H tells her to get undressed as he wants photoes and not of Spider Man and she beats him with musical instruments until he sez he wants to preserve her good looks for art. She never did nude modeling b4 (as she's not Sailor Venus) and Hige Godzilla shows her how and she snaps photoes of him posing tasteful nood. The Umbrella C=ck Sucker sees em and gets the other teachers who all pose nude for her and they sell it but no one buys it cuz people don't like seeing ugly devolved men, despite what the media wants us to think. But at least their d0ngs ain't inside out.

Chapter 042

Hige Godzilla has a sports day in the snowy mountains and the prize is 1 million yen (or 1 million penny's in America). The kids are dressed for summer and its cold but the 1st to the top of the World Ma!!! mountain gets it or if no one makes it, the teachers get it. Yamagishi figgerz the teachers put up traps and not like reddit so the other kids would get it and they'd take their time for the other kids to trip em, like Zapp Brannigan sending wave after wave of his own men to get iced by Killbots so the kill limit was reached. Hige Godzilla hears him and vows to get the 1 million Yen. At the bread eating race part where you eat brad w/o hands hanging from a string like a bad guy a posse strung up in a western, the kids eat it and its poison like the stuff back door billy of micro sodom does. Yamagishi and friends go by em and Ayu thinks its mean but they go by kids a tree fell on. Then an avalanche falls on em and the chapter ends.

Chapter 043

The kids are f'd by an avalanche and the teachers including Marugoshi are the ones who caused it as a plan to slag the students and get better ones who don't skip on tuition as the school got more famous and rich chicks wanna send their kids there. Hige Godzillas klan comes together with names like Japanese actresses like Ruriko Asaoka, Chieko Baisho, yoko ono, Akiko Wada, Junko Terashima and Kyoko Kagawa, and wants em to ice the survivors of the avalanche by stealing their clothes and letting em freeze so it looks like an accident. Yamagishi digs his a55 outta the snow and pulls out Ayu after getting her clothes 1st, then gets out Jubei who's got snow in her shirt and looks bustier. Fukurokoji gets out and wants to get the million yen but Yamagishi wants him to dig out the other kids to keep em alive cuz Yamagishi isn't a bad guy but a bada55. The Godzilla Klan finds em and charges so Yamagish is gonna beat em, but the klan sez they gon remove their clothes and the guys are gonna hold em off til the chicks escape. The Klan sez they'd get the boys clothes too and the boys book it but the klan catches em and rips their clothes. Some touch Yamagishi's weener and he kicks their candy a55es but when he tries to get his pants back, 1 eats his shorts and Yamagishi sez he p-ssed in em years ago. Da Chicks escape to the ice but a fata55 Hige Godzilla jumps and shatters it.

Chapter 044

The Godzilla Klan jumps in ice water naked and takes the chicks clothes as they are good swimmers so the naked guys run to the lake and... watch em take the clothes. The Klan gets back on the shore and da boyz beat em out and ask why they shredded their clothes but are told its to make em freeze dead and when the night comes its over. The guys wanna get to town but the chicks are embarrassed to go naked but its either be seen nude or die. Yamagishi is gonna use the Godzilla Klans Klothes but 1 Godzilla guy took em and they chase him. B4 they know it, they are in town and get arrested for public nudity and get sent to Harenchi Gakuen as its a place for Shameless People.

Volume 5

Chapter 045

The Great Japanese Education Center sends guys to check out Harenchi Gakuen at night and the head of it the General who leads the Education guys watches footage taken from the camera the guys set up on a Nahional TV Anus (Not national TV from Panasonic). They see how violent and lusty the school is (like modern American schools) and sends in the tanks and jets to slag the school and all in it(Like Sodom and Gomorrah getting nuked for their evil). the General who leads the Education guys looks forward to killing people since the last time was the Great East Asian War in 41-45 and sez its to to ice em is just(Shine Maruta! Jigoku Ero Chiro!). In the school Hige Godzilla walks into the Health Room during physical exams a few times to see the chicks in undies (but at least he knows he's a dude) before going to class and announcing today's lesson will be on Nudes!! The students wonder if its men or chicks and Hige Godzilla sez women, which bugs Jubei but Yamagishi shuts her up as Hige Godzilla sez its Giza's Geisha. Yamagishi gets excited and tries smooching Jubei and p-ssed himself like the Garbage Pail Kid and Fukurokoji also p-ssed himself. Butt Hige Godzilla sez cuz of the budget he's gonna have to model and gets nude and poses before the class beats the banana cramma outta him. The jets fire missiles and blow the area around the school as the General who leads the Education guys sez the fun of war is involving those not involved and laughs as burning the area around it makes the war easier to do(like in nam with agent orange which the "experts" said was safe?). The class hears noise but Yamagishi don't care as he got gypped outta nudes and wants to use his classmates, but a kid and ugly chick wanna do it so he throws the kid out the window and beats on the uggmo. They wanna see Jubei but she don't wanna do it o they're gonna rip off her clothes and I guess she forgot she's a Ninja and can fight em off. Wait, she does ninja throws on em and the guys like it ad keep coming at her and not with spurm as Yamagishi tells Fukurokoji he'd save her later so she appreciates it more. Her clothes get ripped off and she's in a slip as Yamagishi holds off until shes in her undies and jumps in to defend her. She is moved by this and hugs him as Fukurokoji is disgruntled he didn't get the babe and the Education guys attack. The Janitor thinks they at war and wonders if it the soviets or America again but finds its Japan vs Japan with he school and the Education Corps. He runs as being fired on and sez its the Great Pirate Era Harenchi War! In the school the guys give up on Jubei and go after Ayu Chan but Fukurokoji defends her and gets his candy a55 kicked. The guys, including cameoes from Cyborg 009, say the majority makes virtue into vice and reverse (which is like the aids bags king over and the Normal people daemonized for not being one of THEY) as Ayuu objects to being a model and they rip off her clothes. But then the school gets nailed and Janitor runs through saying its the Great Harenchi War like a Nipponjin Paul Revere. Macaroni sez he won't let this school get f'd like Italy's Harenchi Gakuen. He tells Janitor to bring his coffin as he's already dead after losing the war in Italy 2 years ago and sings White Butterfly Samba which the other teachers including the Umbrella dude who's apparently named Marudan Marukasa or Parasol Sensei after a quick search online cuz that monkey was bugging me, like.

The General who leads the Education guys sez to the school on the megaphone he passed gas (Houhi ) at the school but meant the say sieged (houi ) the school as the Japanese words are similar. Then he has a wet poot and his horse spazzes out. Watching from the roof on binoculars Yamagishi, Jubei, Ayu and Fukurokoji see the army and think its reckless to have war after 25 years of Japanese peace and think the teachers are scared cuz they don't got guts like the kids. Macaroni and friends sing until Yamagishi reminds them they are at war and Macaroni starts t tell about how 2 years ago in autumn the Italy Harenchi Gakuen fell. Then the place blows from the enemy attack and the General who leads the Education guys is told to stay back from the soldiers from his sh--ting pants. Macaroni goes up dragging a coffin on a rope and sez he's here for revenge for his italiano droogs andpulls out a skeleton form the coffin. He meant to get a gun ut got the wrong box and is shot a lot like JAck in Violence Jack Hell's Wind. He pulls his crotch gun but the blood made it slip and he's shredded by gunfire and falls thinking he wanted a cool death. And then... He died... AHHHHHHHH!! Hige Godzilla spazzes out over Macaroni getting it and Marugoshi sez they gotta either fight and die or surrender. Hige Godzilla sez he can't put himself in danger b4 being married and Marugoshi sez they gotta end the manga and the teachers wave bye. But Hige Godzilla sez he didn't appear in any shows besides this (yet ) and they decide to fight. He wants to have the kids fight and die cool unlike Macaroni so Yamagishi beats his a55 out and sez its cooler to life cuz thats why people fight and they'll defend HAenchi Gakuen. Marugoshi has the teachers get weapons from their armory but cuz of budget reasons they only got 5 machine guns and 1 matchlock gun from the Japan Defense Force(which does sooooo well against kaiju and Robotes). Parasol Sensei gets word on a radio control panel like in Robotech that America's Harenchi Gakuen is comming to aid them and other countries send help on boat and plane and the africans on a raft.

The news sez how there's a war in Japan and not nam and has kids in it and this Goemon Abashiri looking mother f-=ker reports and wants to get in there to get the exclusive and get 100% of the ratings. He jabbers on about ho his wife can see he's a dependable person and then a bullet goes by his ear, then through his head, probably killing him, but its a manga and people survive worse. Jubei's fam watches on tv and Grandpa wants to use this as a chance for the Ninja to bring back the Tokugawa reign and he beats on his son in law for questioning him. Munefuyu is sent to spread word to the other Ninja in Japan(including Miko Mido? Wait, its the 70s, its her grandma) and we get cameoes from Iga No Kegemaru, Wataru, Sasuke manga and the real people Hattori Hanzo and Sarutobi Sasuke. The Harenchi kids run outta bullets but choppers come by and drop supplies like guns for em.Another reporter reports and this dud with a skull and cross bones like Roy in Robotech comes in and sez he's a death merchant arms dealer who sponsors them to make the fight more interesting. He shreds the reporter and sez the guns are nam certified and Yamagishi's rents watch on Tv and celebrate violence but think the corpses are being wasted so they go out to get it to be made into food like with the maruta under mao, as its cheaper than pigs(and neither are kosher). Others going for the corpses are funeral home guys, monks, arms dealers, doctors and other butchers.

Then its night and the kids are in the remains of the school and Jubei is cold so Yamagishi uses his body to warm her up. she swells up full pregnant and poops out a really black baby that says "yoyoyo". Jk really she throws him off and sez the war started for him being naughty (how did she know that?! She wasn't at the meeting nor saw the tapes of the Education guys!) and he sez if a war started each time a skirt was flipped the world would be f'd long ago. She agrees and takes his clothes to keep warm(a woman in mans clothes?! Sin!!!) and Yamagishi goes out through the sleeping students and checks up 1 skirt to find no undies. He meets Fuurokoji and Ayu and they go on patrol after undressing the sleeping chicks and sees people running by the battlefield. He caps 1 and its actually his dad who tells mm his last wish is to ground up and sold with pig meat and she carries him back, only for her son to pick her off too and he thinks how his rents can see him being brave in the daylight when the news shows the battle.

In the day the battle goes on and Hige Godzilla, Parasol Teacher and Cannibal Teacher are playing cards and the school crumbles as Godzilla thinks how its still standing. Yamagishi and Fukurokoji see a lot of corpses and he tells Fukurokoji to think of em as pigs and sees some look like his rents(spoiler, they are but he can't tell).Derorin Man from Derorin Man (A manga that ran with Harenchi Gakuen) gets f'd by a blast and sez he can't be in a manga again and the kids dig graves as the battle goes on. Jubei and Ayu gets their clothes blown off when throwing grenades and the primary teacher sends kids saying "it makes u good kids" but they get violently blown apart but now as graphic as Genocyber. 1 kid yells praise for the teachers and school to be a good kid and falls over, probably dead.

Chapter 046

the General who leads the Education guys leads the attack and runs back as as fire is returned and ninja attack as its like the Sengoku Era, only to be shredded by gunfire as this is the 20th century b--ch! Derorin Man is back and tells em to go home and stop fighting but gets f'd more by a blast and runs off saying he can't be in manga anymore. A monk finds a wounded guy and prays form him but he's not dead so he strangles him like how dr's in soviet canada execute people for being crippled. The african Harenchi Gakuen on their raft from before is there and areas blow around em. A cute girl in the battlefield thinks in Go Nagai Manga cute girls only get their clothes blown off (O RLY???) but then bets blown apart with her head flying off like Miharu Tsuneni in Cutie Honey. The 2nd years are gonna be sent out by the teacher who sent the young out but they ask if she's good or bad and she gets sucked into her own propaganda and goes out to prove she's good and gets slagged like all those cnn guys going after Trump for being a "purvo" were cancelled for their purversion. The Principal of Harenchi Gakuen gets out of a nut house and goes to his school unaware of the war. He was in there over 20 years ago after the war and when he sees the school being a war zone he snaps and goes back to the looney bin like all these nuts who don't know what they are otta be in. Derorin man comes in and it sez he's Deroderorin man(Deroedero = Confused) and tells em to stop fighting but gets blown by a blast and his face goes back to normal. He goes to be back in Akiyama's Manga but gets his face f'd worse a 4th time. Fukurokoji sez he likes being in war as he can ice guys and is a main character but cant die (O RLY?!?!?!) but Yamagishi sez don't be a jacka55 and that Go Nagai slags characters even if popular which freaks out Fukurokoji who chmps out on a tirade against Go Nagai and runs until he's shot and blown apart. See you in Hell(Then how is he in Heisei Harenchi Gakuen?! I guess he got better?). All that's left is a shoe found by Jubei and Ayu but Yamagishi slaps it away saying thats not him, only a shoe and tells da dames to beat it b4 they're next. He thinks how now that Fukurokoji is dead they can't do lusty things together(but not yaoi as Go Nagai only does Yuri and hermaphrodites) and Ayu sez she wishes, they could have maed love, just once she could have shown him her naked bod. Yamagishi sez he and Fukurokoji saw it a lot and the chicks chase him but a shell hits and blows em away. Ayu survived and her undies got blown off and she runs to the battlefield to get em. The area is shelled and the other 2 cant reach her as she wonders why the war happened and why can't people let each other be free, before she's blown apart and her head split open. Too bad. She was a cute blonde.

Volume 6

Chapter 047

The General leads the Educational forces as Cannibal Teacher looks up a chicks minidress and she slams her undies on his head. Cannibal Teacher, Parasol Sensei and others get shredded and Hige Godzilla prances around frootily and upbeat mocking the inaccuracy of the enemy, before he trips and gets capped. Jubei goes Rambo in Jorts and a Bikini Top with a sword and machine gun and vows to avenge Ayu and Fukurokoji but Yamagishi sez he has to slag all involved in this so the fallen can rest (spoiler, they're probably in Hell for their sins) and that Jubei must live. There's 1 final charge and Marugoshi spears the General who leads the Education guys and the battle shows a buncha flashbacks to past chapters. After Gencide The Struggle Hige Godzilla vows to live while dripping with blood and the sun bleeds for the people. Later the corpses were cleared away and new buildings were put up with no trace that there was a Harenchi Gakuen. The End... Of Part 1.

Chapter 048

After the great Harenchi War, Yamagishi is running a meat shop and don't know where his rents went. and thinks they eloped despite them being married. Mami wants Yamagishi to read her the news on the Harenchi War and he throws the paper down and tells how they fought brave and lost a lot and he misses Jubei and crys for her. He couldn't find her after the war and figgerz she's dead and when Mami sez what about school, he goes on a tirade how the only school he'd go to is Harenchi School and to h=ll with compulsory education. Then its 3 years later and Yamagishi is 15 and a skilled butcher from training instead of hearing a teacher talk about infinite genders and feminist cr=p. He goes to wake Mami and getta peak at her changers even though she's his sister(but its Japan so its ok, and now its seen as progressive) but she's up already and in undies and a nightgown and sez its rude to peak in a ladies room(unless you feel like a chick today). She sez there's a new teacher who's 15 like him and is a genius who went to university at 1 and a teacher license, while Yamagishi dropped outta grade school like a rapper minus the drugs and aids. Ehen Yamagishi hears the teacher is hot he decides to be a a 15 year old 6th grader(and he actually is 15 and not identifying as it).

Chapter 049

Yamagishi returns to grade school at 15 and is happy and swinging his d0ng school bag around. He sings for going to school to see babes as the hags buying meat to do who knows what with it are gross. Miwa or w/e his sisters name is, wait, Mimi, is unhappy as his singing s=cked and thinks she's not hot cuz her bro ain't into her. He pulls up her skirt for the guys to see her White Clean Undies and sez she's hot and kisses her on the face cheek. A nerd calls her a sl=t and when Yamagishi sez they are siblings he thinks its wilder so Yamagishi throws knives at him like Castlevania but nerdo escapes. Yamagishi brought his lunch and knifes to school, which is seen as bad today cuz THEY wanna shelter kids from things like kitchenware and peanuts, but it only candy's their a55es. Mimi sez they got lunch at school but he's 15 and sez that's not enuff. They go to Hareyaka Gakuen(St Sunny School) thats 2 characters off of Harenchi Gakuen and Mimi sez this ain't that school so he can't be wild. Yamagishi is disgruntled about it and he gets introduced and sez he's 3 years older/stronger/lustier but the same brain(Doesn't that mean he's mentally ret-rded? As in the literal sense as he's delayed in mind). He sez he heard a hot teacher is his age and his teacher dont look it but she sez shes 20 so Yamagishi grabs her t=ts and tells her to stfu as he's the raging bada55 of Harenchi Gakuen. Then The 25th Yagyu Jubei Mitsuyoshi comes in with an Eyepatch looking like the Sengoku Samurai and is the school's new teacher. Yamagishi is surprised Jubei survived and is glad but she's hard on him and not like with Blue in Violence Jack Evil Town. She sez after the Great Harenchi War she vowed to not let it happen again by wiping out all Harenchi things(Should we send them to camps?) but Yamagishi sez she loved being made naked and had fun. She denies it and attacks and we cut to Mimi getting naked as its hot today and Hige Godzilla is looking in the window with his Inspector Gadget legs after his were blown off in nam or w/e. His Klan is with em and wanna do Harenchi things to turn this school into Harenchi Gakuen II Electric mo les too Jubei cut off Yamagishi's shirt, or top as sodomites call it, and sez she can't leave him alone in here so she's gonna do this class. The 20 year old teacher liked him feeling her t=ts and Jubei thinks she's immoral and is gonna end her like its a mus lim country. Yamagishi stops her and is gonna cut her clothes off as he's been training with blades and not Beyblades and won't let her stop his fun. Jubei sez she's trained in Yagyu Shinkage Ryu and they get ready to have a monkey knife fight like in international waters.

The Godzilla Klan beats the yaka off Hareyaka School Sign and one of the Godzilla's with no name as Go Nagai wants someone to do it, takes a cr-p on the wall and fired a stool in the damaged sign and calls it Hareunchi School(Unchi = Poop). The Godzilla are Intelligent Godzilla, Hairy Godzilla, Hige Godzilla, Upside down Godzilla, Fat Godzilla, Quack Godzilla and the unknown one and they bust into the school. Yamagishi throws blades but they are nocked back and cut off his foot long b0ner pants and Jubei goes to screaming she heard to find a chick being carried off by Fat Godzilla, Jubei cuts off his clothes and he runs off, but if this were Violence Jack she'd chop him up, and she goes to fight the Godzilla Klan. Yamagishi decides to help her for now and sees Mami taken by Hige Godzilla on Inspector Gadget legs (Does he still have man parts?). Jubei goes in where the Godzilla Klan had girls and finds em out cold and missing clothes, then the Klan attacks but she does a ninja trick to escape and vows to end em. They find her hot and attack but she slices their clubs and they run away like candya55es but Quack Godzilla spazzes around and slams into walls as his eyes are crossed. Jubei sees Hige Godzilla is alive and has to stop him and outside Hige jumps to the roof with Mami like King Kong as Yamagishi follows and sez she's his sister. Hige Godzilla wants her more now and Yamagishi runs up the stairs but not getting the runs like Marii Fundu and gets to them as he's trying to do stuff to her. Godzilla runs and finds a forbidden room and goes in only to be hit out as this devolved monster has Mami hanging out of its fangy but without no n mouth hanging by her guts I mean clothes. A no name guy looking kinda like Serena's dad in Sailor Moon sez the devolved looking guy used to be a teacher but 1 day tried to eat a female teacher, like that guy in soviet canada on a greyhound bus who got possessed and chopped up/ate a guy. So the school drugged him with bullets and kept him locked up but now he's out and Yamagishi and Jubei wanna save Mami from it.

They argue on who otta save her and both wanna protect the other and Yamagishi notices Jubei still is into him and she denies it but turns red and not like the maruta or indians. She wonders about student/teacher love and Yamagishi sez that's popular lately and the devolved guy asks what happened to him and how he's strong now but holding a girl with his lower jaw is tiring. Yamagishi sez he liked Jubei naked so she slaps him for the crime of finding her hot and attacks the devolved guy. She cut the shirt Mami was hanging from off and dodges its attack and attacks its a55 where Christopher Walken kept his watch and the Principal comes in saying how angering the devolved guy is bad. Jubei sez she already fought him and they evacuate like Americans outta the 3rd world when the devolved irishman pulled out but the school is fd so Jubei is transferred to St Harechi Girls School. She wants to crush it but Yamagishi can't go to girls school cuz he's a man and now won't see her. She sez it was fun to see him again after half a day and sez bye so Yamagishi wants to get surgery to look like a chick to go to girls school.

In her home Jubei is bummed about Yamagishi but likes how manly he got as chicks like cool guys not beta males and if they marry em like with trudeau, they cheet on em with better guys. She tries snapping outta it by thinking of Ayu and those who bit it and how Harenchi things otta be wiped out like the invading gaijin. Yamagishi wants to use his money to pay for surgery to fake being a chick and Mami tries common sense but he don't wanna listen as he wants to be with Jubei at girls school, like the Sonichu guy but not as Ed Gein. He runs out and on the way there a fish vendor stabs him so Yamagishi will tell him what he's happy about but when he sez he wants to be a woman the fish guy barfs on the floor after that dog b0ned the deviant's dad in family guy. He goes to the Deadly Clinic and this devolved looking Dr is glad to do it to him as he's big on body modification and now can do it to a human instead of cats and dogs. The nurses get him nude and strap him on a table and Yamagishi asks what they'd do to make him a "woman" as he didn't know what he was signing up for and only wanted a phantasy w/o thinking of real world consequences. So Dr Insano has Yamagishi choose a girl who's t=ts he likes and has her tied down to chop em off and put on him. Yamagishi isn't keen on ruining a girls t=ts but Dr Insano is gonna chop off his ding d0ng! Then something flies out the window and a dog eats it like the German Cannibal Armin Meiwes who wants to eat d0ng like fear factor. Mimi run to save her OniiSan from making a mistake as he can't be Jubei's lover w/o parts. She gets to the hospital and fins The dr had his man thing chopped off by Yamagishi and she sez if he "becomes" a girl it'll make Jubei sad and he won't like girls anymore. Yamagishi changes his mind about the surgery as his fam was against it and didn't feed the demon and he leaves but the Dr is mad for losing his man parts, so Yamagishi tells him to take the dogs man parts and stick it on him, like people on 4chan like seeing dog man parts b0ning chicks or girls with various animal man parts. Mami sez she likes Yamagishi and has a bit of a crush on him, but love is love and its ok if ur in love as the progressives say.

Yamagishi wants to see Jubei even though his sister is totally into him and they'd have good inbred kids like royalty is big on keeping it in the family as they don't wanna befoul their royal blood with commoner blood. If Yamagishi cross dresses again they'd find out he's a guy as he's got man parts in the physical exam and its a real hot dog, not made of toes. So Mami sez she'd help him and go to St Harenchi Girls School with him. Munefuyu tells Jubei its time to go there and she sez in 10 days it'll be wiped out. Mami is going through the countryside and meets a farmer or w/e who guides the new students and Mami calls her Onii I mean Onee San Yasoko and get in a car to drive there. The guide sez there's an American military base in Japan there and they drive through the base area as the school was built WOC With Out Consent as the land was free and the guide drives through a firing range of cannons blasting at em. The school gate has a sexy chick design and Mami don't like it but The teachers who are chicks wearing net to nothing and well placed items see new students are here and rush out to meet em and this SSBBW Sumo chick likes Yamagishi but the others think Mami looks suspect and might rally be a man(Like in Maury with the "Which of these women are really men" eps and the men have more exaggerated female traits like the wiggle in the walk). So they want her to show her crotch like Bulma in Dragon Ball and she don't consent and worries but with guys sneaking into girl places, they gotta keep the kids safe.

Volume 7

Chapter 050

Mami shows her special place but its her right foot so this naked chick wearing a well placed sword and bikini top that has no back strap so it shouldn't stay on attacks cuts her clothes in the back. Mami's gonna be nakeded and put on the roof for several days as punishment for joking of the teachers. She calls to Yamagishi but he's too lusted by naked chicks and Mami is taken away but the students watching go out to help en nuden her to prove shes a man. Mami sez she's a real girl and that the teacher is mean which triggers her and is gonna have Mami sacrificed like in Yugioh with Ritual cards and throws her to the students. Jubei rides on her horse named White Horse in a black tank top and Mami gets her clothes torn like Miyuki Shiratori in Shutendoji as the students say her big bro wont save her as he's a man and her big sister here isn't as Yamagishi is bent over backwards in lust and in the netflix version probably j=rkin off like Hanappe Yamada. A teacher with a boot as a hat and Japanese undies thing throws her Getta on a string she's using as a bra like a bolo to tie up Mami and the students are gonna tear off the front of her outfit but Jubei throws a spear and they stop. The teachers attack for disrupting em and 1 chick fires sake bottles or w/e off her t=ts like Aphrodite A's B00b Missiles but Jubei blocks and throws a shuriken into her crotchguard and she runs off. The sumo chick tries to avenge her but get her Mawashi cut off and not her foot long b0ner but sumo thong. The sword chick don't want her to teach at this school and is gonna fight her but Jubei is unbeatable and is gonna take her on and rushes at her. Yamagishi snaps out of his b0ner haze and jumps off sword chicks butt like Super Mario to greet Jubei and Mami jumps off her naked a55 to get Yamagishi. Jubei wonders why he's dressed like a chick and he sez he identifies as one and his new name is equeerstria from watching too much my little pony, also he's a therion and identifies as a horse.

Jk really he's here to see Jubei and enrolled here and the sword chick has another fat chick wearing a purse with the strings covering her nips and bag covering her crotch, and a midget wearing a handkerchief jump on her but when sword chick gets mad they a55 jump her again and run off as a55 sword chick whines of her hemorrhoids. Jubei sees that's her weak point like in House of the Dead and throws a knife in her a55. In his dorm room Yamagishi and Mami share it and Mami Starts making out with Yamagishi as he feels her a55. Jk really she worries the hemorrhoids teacher will get revenge on Jubei and as she's scared, sleeps next to her O Nii San in a non b0ning way. The next day Yamagishi, which I wanna say Jamagishi as I'm a Slav, does well in the worst sport, baseball, with roided up c=ck suckers paying catch a mile away but when he's sweaty and wants to shower in the dorm bath, the students want him to shower with em in the school bath. He sez he can't as his body has a flaw even though being a man is not a flaw despite what feminists claim. He goes in and gets undressed proudly but not like the sodomy parades and the students are disappointed like Kevin Sorbo at hollywang and their sodom bottoms as Yamagishi's a man. Turns out all the students in here are really men who came to the girls school to get babes and the only real women are the teachers like its the womens olympics when they let men in who will crush those chicks. Yamagishi realizes he brought his virgin/mouth virgin/butt virgin/armpit virgin sister to a place full of lusty cross dressing men and worries for her. Jubei is in Mami's Room and students invite en to the bath but Mami declines as she'd rather take one with Yamagishi while Jubei consents. Yamagishi gets to the room and finds out and runs to save Jubei but Mami thinks he went right to peeping but he don't need to as Mami can show her bod to him. Jk. Nah I'm not joking this time. They got that Gowcaizer thing going.

Yamagishi wants to stop them from looking at Jubei nude but when he gets there she's in clothes getting cleaned and singing Kusatsu Bushi a song related to Hot Springs. Then its class and this midget teacher in a handkerchief goes down this runway like a fashion show and Yamagishi and the other fake girls boo her off and want hotter teachers as they don't got a midget fetish. Sword teacher with hemorrhoids comes out but the guys wanted Jubei and leave as class is over and she's p-ssed she's not as loved and this never happened before. She goes to see the magic mirror like Snow White before disney devolved her into that awful chick no one likes and as teacher comes in her sword crotch guard looks like a huge d0ng hanging down to her calves. She asks who's the fairest teacher and the Go Nagai Self Insert (In the anus) sez its Victoria Alexander (The sword chick) but now Jubei surpassed her. Victoria goes to assassinate a sleeping Jubei with a sword jump like in Zelda II but she counters and jams a knife in her a55. Victoria makes a metal diaper called an a55 helmet and busts in but is caught by a magnet in the ceiling that Jubei sez in a Ninja Move. Jubei ties her down and sticks knives in her a55 to interrogate her to find she was jealous of her beauty and Jubei understands and if Victoria said so she'd not have to fill her a55 with knives and prances off happy. Victoria wants revenge and goes to the military and asks em to blow Jubei apart like with hill ur E and j fk jr or president husein and joan rivers after she outed his butt buddy big mike johnson. In class Mami gets a lot of presents from the fake girls and they do her homework for her so she won't learn and don't get a job and becomes a loyal bimbo housewife like men like. Yamagishi tries to explain those ain't girls but she don't get it and they go for a bath as the students notice and wanna check. Yamagishi outs the fake girls to his innocent sister who goes in to take a bath as he stands guard.

The fake girls bust in and see her in the bath from the neck up and she screams and they see its a girls scream and wanna make her do more of em as they goy a scream fetish I guess. Yamagishi beats on the cross dressers and the school alarm goes off as someone broke into the school vault and filled it with sh-t! Jk thats Maboroshi Panty, but the money was jacked. The students go over and I guess they let Mami get dressed and find the money was stolen and Yamagishi figgers its someone in the school as this is on a military base, and as student ain't allowed in the school building at night, it had to be a teacher(But ain't the students in the building now?). The only ones not here are Victoria Alexander who's the daughter of the base commander and Yagyu so they figger its Jubei and wanna have the area locked down like a prison with people trapped in their cells and b0ning. When Yamagishi hears his fee he payed was taken he gets triggered and wants to string her up for it like its the 1800s. On a horse Jubei is riding and the army guys see her and open fire, nailing her arm and the boot hat teacher gets a call saying she's heading to the unexplored mountains of Japan called Himayalas(Not HimaLaYa's) and is the Magic Mountain like the one in the German novel by Thomas Mann. The Magic Mountain Himayalas is 100.2 km and is full of snow/ice/despair and not even the Alpha Male Bada55 Turbo Chand Vikings can live there. Jubei goes through the blizzard in the nude as her horse died like a mlp fan who's fam won't call him by his pony name and the guys get suited up to go after her.

Chapter 051

When Yamagishi finds Jubei took 7 900 500 000 000 yen, or 4.5 years of Japans budget, he and all the guys who were faking being chicks like tiktok dinks, decides to marry her and be her husband to get the money, like a reverse of how women get rich besides b0ning. This makes the teachers mad and vow to not let em do it as women hate when men dont find em hot, except when they whine about men finding em hot as they don't know what they want. In the snowy area Jubei falls over from the cold and Go Nagai sez she looks good the sexy way she fell. The teens go up 50 000 meters, or 150 000 feet as the metric system is for sodomizers, and Mami is with em for some reason. The air gets thin and they find Jubeis frozen horse b0ner body and go full on brony with sucking it's frozen corpse to b0ne it when it thaws go onward to find Jubei falling and rising. Yamagishi tells her he wants to marry her and Mami sez her too but is told she can't cuz she's a girl and Japan isn't el deviento, but she sez its incase O Nii San isn't lucky. All the guys ask to marry her and she only can have as Japan isn't el deviento like plural marriage monkey countries or kaiserneko and his butt buddies and she throws them the bag of money. Its small but has a 100 million yen bill, even though at the time the highest yen is 10 000(manjyome sanda!!!). Jubei sees they only want her for her money and don't want that cuz she's not a hollywood wh-re but they wanna marry her by force like butt f ing india or other cesspooles where they don't have good gods, and she runs as they chase(Isn't this what happneded in Violence Jack Evil Town with Section B and Section C?). Unlike the supermodels, she's a ninja like Miko Mido but w/o b0ning all the time and can move fast but runs into Victoria Alexander who sez the money was also her dads military budget and she sends a bunch of rogue troops who follow her orders and are big ugly guys like the kind people draw android 18 being b0ned by as krillin watches. Jubei fights em off and throws a bag of bucks at 1 and uses a bag to block knives and escapes as Victoria Alexander gets 1 bag back and tells the men to chase her. Jubei drops another bag and Victoria Alexander gets it but then the guys run up and see she's got the money and thy wanna marry her. She isn't ready for this and runs but the guys wanna force her like india but she reveals she's actually matured fast and is really 7(like the reverse of sailor mini moon who's nearly 1000 but looks 7) and the guys say is cutting edge to have a baby wife(where?! the third world?!) And I can see THEM using this to say its pro MAP like THEY say is prop gender cuz of all the hermaphrodites. She falls off the side and lands in the snow and the guys come for her, but we cut to Jubei being cold and she covers herself in snow with a ninja move to evade the rogue guys. They come by and 1 feels her b00b and sez the snow feels elastic and the others feel her bust. The guys have Victoria Alexander and roll on the snow with her, say wedding words and talk for her to say "I Do" and start taking off her clothes for the wedding night. Yamagishi hears Jubei scream and runs to her and Mami follows. The rogue guys are gonna torture Jubei but she fight em off well, but gets caught and her clothes ripped off and beat on, esp after grabbing a guys parts like that kosher wiener did to Terry Crews at that party but the grabber was the good guy for once. The guys fight over who gets to feel her 1st and the last man standing is a devolved guy in a hard hat but Yamagishi beats him away. He carry's Jubei up the pan and Mami is there and they meet Yuichiro Yora (A thing on Yuichiro Miura who was the 1t to climb ski on Everest May 06 1970 and a half year before this came out) and his tongue is numb so he can't talk right. He bit his tongue and died and Mami gives his Skis to her bro and his woman and he wans to marry Jubei who agrees and Mami sez she can be his 2nd woman(Now THEY will think he's pro same family marriage). After skiing own the thing for several pages, we see Yamagishi and Jubei as 88 year olds and Yamagishi can break stone things with a sword as hes one of those bad a5 guys who stayed strong and in shape. Yasohachi is also his name and 88 and they go over their lives of sweet love and hard work and fun but the best times were when they lives as humans and did what they wanted and they talk of if they gotta be a cog in a machine. They see its best to be in Harenchi Youth and live as the heart wants and they think of their grade school when they were young and sexy and the teacher at their f'd up school. Then it shows they are in a sci fi place like Metropolis from 1927 but not as German Expressionist and wait their home is on a hill like a feudal Japanese place and the cyber city oedo 808 is off the hill.(Wait, if Jubei/Yamagishi were 15 in 1970, then if they are 88 they'd be like in 2043 like Robotech or Blade Runner or w/e.) The end(of this part) Homie. Wait, what happened to Victoria Alexander? Did she get b0ned?

Volume 8

Chapter 052

After some sexy art of Jubei and her thicc booty, we get colored pages (racist! Its pages of color!!! Hate crime!!!!) saying Harenchi Gakuen is back and a photo of Ken Takakura sez here comes part III. Go Nagai gets spastic cuz he's told he's like Ken and now we see the new adventures of Jubei and friends (on Fox Kids!). In a neighborhood these 2 geezer chicks talk of how the newlyweds are 15 and they wonder if its legal, as min age to wed is 16 for girls and 18 for guys(As seen in Sailor Moon and Shenmue). Jubei takes a bath nude but don't show her virgin nips or uncut crotch and after getting dressed, goes to see Yasohachi who's sleeping on his chest with his a55 and legs bent over him backwards. He fell outta bed and his a55 is out and she can't stand seeing his looking so devolved and trys to wake him up w/o looking by slapping him. Also he pooted in his sleep and the cloud is orangey yellow in the colored version(Racist! Its version of color! Hate crime!). The cra I mean slap flips him and his uncut parts are out but the viewers don't see em as there's something coving em like Austin Power, or autism powers after his flu shot, and she runs out at seeing his man parts(but ur married!). She puts on a blindfold and goes in but grab his man parts by mistake and he don't tell her after she takes off her eye thing. She woke him up to go 2 school and she sewed his clothes but the pants legs are different length and he sez its good to keep her happy. He puts it on and is boxers not pants and there's needles in em that stuck him in the b=ll s=ck and gon=ds and he pulls em out(Spoiler: Albert Fish stick needles in his groin and he as a pioneering American lgtbqia2+map icon). She pushes him and sez his friends are here and he falls and the needles go deeper into his parts and he runs off with his homie who's face we don't see and she thinks its ok as he goes to a shameless school (Harenchi Gakuen). The chapter ends with Go Nagai the gon=d guy saying the new Harenchi Gakuen is ready to be shown! So this is like Dragon Ball super with a midquel showing what guys did before the time skip epilogue, but unlike super its not butt f==king awful and sodomized the canon like a hollywood producer on a 12 year old.

Chapter 053

Tengan(heaven eye) runs to school b--ching about if he's late he'd be humiliated. At the school Hige Godzilla is with Teacher Oppiya (b00bs) who wears a head and upper body thing of a busty thicc naked chick's torso. Tengan sees the b00b by the corner of a fence and grabs it but its the teacher and Hige Godzilla is a gonna f him up. Nibiki tells Yamagishi that Tengan got caught and he's being pulled around by a rope on his w=ng by a motorbike rode by Hige Godzilla. They stretched out his weenee and Yamagishi is trying to save him but the chicks hold him back so he don't go against the teacher as Harenchi Jr High(Like Degrassi Jr High?) hires violent ex riot bouncers who are tougher than the Yakuza. Yamagishi don't care as usual, or to quote Ryo Asuka "I don't give a sh-t" and throws em off and runs as the chicks fawn over him and his manliness that modern candya55es lack. Oppiya Teacher holds Tengan by the shoulders and his long man thing is on a tree stump thats there and means a Tree was there but MURDERED!! HATE CRIME! GENOCIDE! HOLOCOST!! Hige Godzila gets a big wood mallet and BAM!!! Mashed Tegans Man Thing! He's gonna do it again but Yamagishi gets there and sez to stop but Hige Godzilla sez if he comes closer he'd mash the meat til its flat as a plank! Tengan sez if its a lank his p-ss will spray everywhere when he blasts his whiz (And imagines it which made me break out laughing the 1at time I saw it)and Yamagishi sends the teachers off by saying "Look a late girl" and they run off lustfully after no one cuz they are idiots! Go Nagai sez in Jr high its nastier than before.

Nibiki tells Yamagishi the next teacher is Nenneko (A coat that covers a person and baby on the back) and he sez as teachers change every class, they gotta look at new ugmoes each class, but Tengan prefers only having 1 uggmo a day and its hard for him as he has huge a55 glasses. Nenneko comes in and he's got either face paint or hair in a weird tiger kabuki thing an a buncha kids with him. He takes attendance of Asakawa, Adachi, Inoshita, Irago, Umayama, Ejima, Ohara, but his kids act up and he yells at em as Yamagishi sez this is a wasted class. A chick calls him Komori Sensei (like Ko Mori = Baby Forest) and sez this is class, not babysitting and he yells at her and spanks her a55 with a Japanese drum thing with the Sharingan looking comma things. Yamagishi wants to stand up to him but Nibiki I think sez b4 teaching, Nenneko was a sumo who used palm hits to send a guy 5-6 meters, or 15-18 feet in real numbers as the metric system is for people who haven't evolved to even a homo erectus, let alone homo sapien or homo superior. Yamagishi think's he'd be a good fight and when Nenneko has to change his countless kids diapers, he wants the chick to do it, but she don't know how, so (In a totally NON fetish way) he starts changing her to gve her a diaper to show her how its done. Yamagishi throws a pencil in Nenneko's head like with Dog Soldier Shadows Of The Past having John Kyosuke Hiba get that guy in the head with a blade. Nenneko asks who did it and Yamagishi admits to it so Nenneko wants him to try the diapering of the girl but all the guys wanna try. He lets em but they each gotta change his kids and 1 p-ssed in Nibibi's face like the scene cut from the 90s dub of Sailor Moon where Ann got whizzed on. The chick sez everyone did diapers so she don't gotta learn but teacher is gonna learn her anyway and goes at her. Yamagishi throws a baby at teachers head so he throws his own kid at him and it devolves into a baby fight with Jubei showing her thicc a55 for no reason in a gag. Teacher sees his baby is dead and goes off to make more (How does he have so many kids the same age? does he have a harem or a learning channel thing like sister wives where he's got a buncha b-=ches he b0nes?) and now they dont gotta sturdy for the 1st hour.

Then its math and Hige Godzilla and Yamagishi thinks H G's math s=cked and is grade school level but like Nami Namita who crys a lot and is a cute blonde that Omoi aka Nibiki likes and both like her cute crying. She seems afraid and Hige Gojira comes in and not c=ms on the floor and leaves it there for the dogs to eat, but brings em textbooks for 1000 yen that Yamagishi can't afford. The homework is in em and if he don't do it, he can't pass so he buys it bit its mostly cheap ink on straw paper cuz H G has a cr=ppy salary, which makes sense as he's a pretty cr-ppy teacher, but the union protects those wretched piles of human waste who turn kids into self hating deviants. Then he collects yesterdays 500 yen textbooks and has their assignments called in with a 1000 yen grading fee. He counts it up, which I was surprized he can count that well, and finds 1 is missing and Nami stands up which is why she was scared. Hige Godzilla takes her to self study with him and I got flashbacks to Zubaban's mom in Violence Jack with the candles on her nips/mouth and crotch as both are blondes being tortured. Tengan gets Yamagishi and sez to save Nami so he has Nibiki get everyones lunches and as Hige Godzilla brings Nami to be tortured in the gym, he sees lunches in a line like with James Woods in Family Guy(Oooh, A Piece Of Candy!) and goes in the road to be hit by a vehicle. Now they won't have homework for a while as H G need to recover and Yamagishi didn't wanna let H G do tings to Nami as he wants to himself. So he hangs her upsidedown with a beating broom on her a55 and leaves her there(Which will kill her if she hangs upside down too long and the blood goes to her head).

For third period they have P E and not phecks education where they talk about the PINGAS!!! and they got Nanja Monja (nickname for a big tree or plant that means "What is that thing?!"). Nibiki is on P E duty today and goes to ask what they are doing and Tengan sez is cold today. Nibiki sees him and he's Teacher Hijikata who is a big muscley guy like in Hokuto No Ken but comedic and has a shoe or something on his w=ng and wrapping on his wrists and ankles. Nibiki wants to study PE in the warm class but Teacher Hijikata is too bada55 for it and like the beavis and butt head guy, coach buzzcut or w/e and has em do swimming even though the water is frozen(And NOT like that satanic disney movie) and they don't need anything to swim and can do it in the nude(thats what she said!!). He tells Yamagishi who is ok with it as he gets to see naked chicks and the guys undress a bit but Nami cry's and Yamagishi feels bad and wants to not. Nibiki already got naked and the chicks saw his w=ng and n=ts and Yamagishi sez its ok he looks good to em in a non queero way. This chick wait I think its Mami gets down to her undies w/o a bra as Nanja Monja might get mad and the other girls get undressed too. Yamagishi tells the guys when undies get wet the get see through and soggy and loose and might come off w/o em noticing.

The class is by the pool and not Milpool and in heavy coats of spurm and the water is frozen. Teacher Nanja Monja comes by lifting a huge bench press weight and wants the chicks outta da coats. They get to bras and undies and Nanja Monja ants em nude but Nibiki whispers the plan of undies getting see through, soaked and loose and he's interested and tells the chicks to jump in. He jumps and slams on the ice hard as a tall thin black guy in Texas watching my 600lb life. He trys punching it but hur-rts his hand (heh heh heh, u sed butt hurt) and has the guys use pick axes on it as they anna getter dun b4 the period ends. The ice breaks in a circle around Nanja Monja and it flips and reseals with Nanja Monja trapped and Yamagishi and guys mock him as Tengan sez they'd get punished later but Yamagishi don't care as Nanja Monja's on ice. Tengan sez Nanja Monja needs air and might die as he's human but Yamagishi sez they are animals and lists many including Japanese PM Eisaku Sato, so they can't die and they'd have til spring b4 they do PE so he's gonna be the new teacher like Starscream making himself Decepticon leader when Megatron gets tripped. Imagine one of those wieners who takes things srs and overanalyzes things reading this and doing an analysis on Yamagishi and his "sociopathic tendencies".

Yamagishi brings em in the class and don't wanna go to a cold gym so Nibiki thinks they'd get violent. Yamagishi sez if they did the teachers would come in so they are gonna spend the next half hour j=rkin off on popsicle sticks and playing with em having a banquet and he brought a Sake flask. Mami brought a lot of ingredients cuz she thought it might happen(wtf?! ) and when a chick is gonna wear clothes, Yamagishi stop her as they gotta fake being a swimming lesson. Tengan think its not so great but Yamagishi sez the chicks are getting sweaty and their undies will dampen. They drink and sing and da chix get sweaty and wanna wipe it off but Yamaishi sez no and Tengan points out Yamagishis b0ner is visible from his sweaty briefs. Outside Nanja Monja breaks outta da ice and is coated in thicc ice and walks over somehow. Nami sees her undies are see through and freaks out as do other chicks but Yamagishi wants to take their remaining wet clothes off, but the Nanja Monja comes in and they think its a snow monster.

Nanja Monja beats away a guy and grabs a chik but her undies freeze and break off, then grabs and bearhugs students as revenge for icing him. Nibiki gets frozen by it and Yamagishi punches but it does jack sh-t (jack black in europe) and gets beat out. Tengan tries to avenge Yamagishi but is stepped on like the bug he is and runs off itchy(Yeah like he could do anything after bada55 Yamagishi got beat). Nanja Monja freezes and breaks the girls sweaty undies and grabs 1 chicks b00bs to make em swell up from the cold, then does it to a girls butt(and not like littlekuriboh and his butt seuxal orientation). A Go Nagai doodle stand in comes in wanting a bigger bust but is touched on the belly and swollen up and runs off. A guy is touched on the b=lls and has huge n-ts like Bubsy before he got neutered. He comes for Nami and not Nami Koishikawa from Nami SOS/Sexy Sailor Soldiers with her H cups, and breaks off her bra with a freezing. He wants to make her look hot and expanded and she sez she's happy as she is developed. He boosts her b00bs and goes for her a55 but Nantomo I mean Yamagishi throw a teakettle of hot water that melts him small somehow and kicks him away. Nami sez thnx for saving her undies and booty but now she's got big t-ts(Like Nami in Nami SOS) and Yamagishi likes it but helps her by feels some arm into em from his hands.

Chapter 054

In class Yamagishi think of Jubei and how she quit her job as a school teacher and had already graduated from university, so if he left class early she'd b-=ch at him. Then he imagines her exercising to stay fit and showing her undies. When she asks if he still likes her as in his fantasy he hid his face, and in real life he yells that he still does and worries if some mo les ter comes for her when she's in her undies at home. He imagines her in her undies and tells her to cover up so the creeper won't see and Nibiki asks what he's talking of and if he's gonna do something bad. Yamagishi sez its nothing and the 4th period teacher isn't here and sends Nibiki but behind the desk is Teacher Flu who's got the flu year round and if ur not quiet u don't hear him. They decide to self study and if the teacher comes they'd knock him out but he's hearing em. He realizes they can't hear hm and tries to get their attention but Nibiki returns and sez da teacher isn't in the staff room or place so they are gonna self study, which makes me think they explore their bodies, like when you get on the counter in the bathroom and look at your anus in the mirror and try opening it to see what's in there. They are gonna book it but Hige Godzilla comes in with bandages and saying he didn't feel the truck that hit and asks what they are doing like chronic or paint thinner and when Yamagishi sez he don't want after effects, H G sez he got it from gangs at great trouble. H G and not Harmony Gold suggests gambling and they decide on Mahjong for 1000 yen for 1000 points and Gojira goes to the staff room for the tiles. He sees Teacher Oppiya, Nennenko, Nanja Monja and Hotten Teacher playing Mahjong and wants it for the teens to play. Nennenko asks if its ok for teens 2 play but HG sez no but its not common knowledge and wants to catch em playing and take their money and torture em with fire, water nail ripping, Stone press, women made naked and Enema's.

The teachers bring the Mahjong board and Yamagishi sez he don't know how to play so the teachers show em. Yamagishi has em play with money to feel more proper and calls the cops to have em arrested for gambling at school or w/e. Harenchi Jr High has 4 hours of school, which is pretty good, and they go home but Tengan studied the whole time(heh heh heh, you sed, hole time) as he wants to get into a 1st class High School (Get Ryu Takuma to give him the speech from the Eldorado arc) so he goes home to make dinner, watch tv and sleep. Then comes the baseball club guy Chu Kawakami who needs Yamagishi's aid with a problem of the football club. Then this football club dude comes by wanting his help and Nibiki sez Yamagishi would help him with the Track And Field Club vs the Kendo Club and he goes to help him. The clubs fight as they aint srs in nature and the Trak And Field club(H I T A N D R U) is all chix except for Nibiki who Yamagishi beats for reminding him he's a man and again for wanting to be included with the cuties, which the gender offenders might think is "phobic". The club head Ranna Hado sez the club fights happened cuz the principal decided to give more money to clubs and they fight to see who's strongest: Judo, Wrestling, Kendo, Track, Football and Baseball, Karate, Swimming and other Sports, Tea Ceremony, Flower Arrangement, Chemistry and Culture Clubs(Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon!). After the budget as decided there were still malcontentery from the fight and now the clubs are pretty much the names of gangs that brawl(Like The Warriors?). The Track club has a few men (Like Travolta in Saturday Night Fever I mean Grease?)but 1 was hurt in the 3 way fight of them/boxing/karate clubs yesterday so he can't fight. They fight each day and Nibiki survived yesterdays brawl and now they got Yamagishi so word spreads like aids in california after they decriminalized it and the kendo club wants to beat his a55 to show who's the real master of the house, children of the corn, watcher and creator of the necro p0rn, master of the house, keeper of the inn, user and practitioner of every sin. Track has weapons like javelin, shot put, discus and hammer throw, but 1 chick worries of killing the kendo club. Ranna sez they have armor and will be ok but should be dead as they are bad(real deep logic there, kill anyone i say is bad, totally not like the USSR/china/korea/africa/india/mus lim lands/mexico/cuba/other cr-ppy places). Nibiki sez as the team is mainly girls they otta have a strategy to make up for the female sissiness as men are tougher, but she strangles him as she's totally sane and well balanced as wanting a strategy is a strangling worthy offence. See what happen when women are in charge? we dodged a planet by voting in Trump 2x. Ranna sez to fight hard or w/e an the dames go to fight the Kendo Club. Jubei I mean Yamagishi wonders if they can win and Nibiki sez the Kendo Club fights in crooked ways so Yamagishi goes to fight. At da kendo hall the women comes to fight em and the chapter ends. Stay Tooned For Scenes From The Next Exciting Episode Of Dragon Ball Zeeeeeeeeee!

Volume 9

Chapter 055

Ranna Hado tells off the Krazy Kendo Klub for their tricks but the KK sez the Track is women and can't beat em. The chix say the guys look gross and the dames don't want em and the KK sez now they ain't gonna go easy on em. KK bangs the drum they spent their budget on and Track throws a shotput in it so KK rushes in like soviet on Germany in the 40s but not to b0ne/kill em. Track throws discus but it fails like in the Lucky Dime Caper With Donald Duck on Game Gear as that weapon is cr-ppy. The chicks throw Javelins but it only goes in the armor and they sides meet and beat, with the chicks being a55 kicked as happens when guys face girls. Yamagishi drops a Shotput on a guys head but it don't bust it open like Busty Heart slamming Watermelons with her huge b00bs for some reason. He tells off da KK for bullying women, even though the women challenged em and got beat in a fight they started like with tray vonne, and Yamagishi beats em with a ball on a chain. This cloaked person comes by and after hearing its Yamagishi there, guns off the ball from the chain, which makes a chick p-ss her undies so much they fall off. Mystery G unslinger asks if Yamagishi remembers this style and he thinks its Macaroni who died years ago, but the Gunner sez its connected to him from Italy and takes off the cloak to show a hot blonde wearing Sheriff Badge Pasties and a well placed gun over her crotch, with gloves and boots and a hat like Enpi Chan. She's Spaghetti Jane, Macaroni's lover and the guys like her hot looks. She covers up, shows a bit, then re covers as she can't show more in her 1st appearance and can hardly keep cool in that outfit. She sez Macaroni's letter called Yamagishi an enemy of Teachers so they re foes now but Yamagishi sez he don't wanna and calls her Napolitan(Japanese Ketchup Spaghetti(Like Sketti from Honey Boo Boo?)) and sez he finds her hot but she sides with the Kendo Klub. She has a gun but Yamagishi knows its illegal and don't scare him but she sez she's = to Isamu from Kyota No Shonen Isamu(it ran in the same magazine as Harenchi Gakuen). Yamagishi knows it as he reads a lotta Jump and sez the editor looks like the actor Koji Tsuruta (Which Go Nagai sez is flattery to him). Jane sez if Yamagishi moves she's put a hole in his a55 I mean Head and has the Kendo Klub beat on him. Ranna tries to help but Jane shoots the ground by her feet and sez don't move but they think she won't hit em and advances. Jane shoots their clothes and their b00bs and buns and revealed and they back down as Yamagishi sez its equal to Isamu and gets beat on as he calls for help from Nibiki who's fainted from Janes hot bod. He wakes up to Yamagishi's screams and runs to help but falls off he roof when Jane opens her cloak and shows her hardly covered t-ts. The Kendo Klub seems to have Koquered but Ranna thinks if Jane didn't have a gun they'd win. KK beats on the chicks, which is god to see as most shows queer out and only let dudes get beat, which gives kids gender issues, but Ranna runs and s tackled on the ground by Kendo boss. The KK wants a trophy and takes their undies to tie together and use as a flag. Jane walks off thinking this school is interesting and might be an athletic coach and meets Jubei who's waiting for Yamagishi to finish school.

Go Nagai sez this will be hot with these busty babes but Jubei asks where the shcool is and Jane tells her 200 yards (not meters as the metric system is for butt b0ners) and they go off as they never met and have no reason to fight. Jubei comes to school and sees the football/baseball team brawl and asks for Yamagishi thinking he's in the Melee but is told by Chu Kawakami and Football leader he's with the Kendo/Track brawl out back. She goes and the 2 think she's Yamagishi's sister and go back to fighting She goes there and finds Yamagishi beat up and Track club nearly nude and is told its the Kendo Klub who did it. Jubei vows to avenge Yamagishi and the Track team wants their undies back. Kendo Klub thinks the girls will leave school w/o undies and Jubei comes in and they think she's hot and fight over her. Outside the Track Team wonders if Jubei can take em and Ranna thinks its to much for 1 girl, but they can't help as they just got beat up. Jubei sees the guys are beating each other and don't gotta do anything but when she goes for the undies like the City Hunter guy, the guys team up and come after her and want her undies as she's working for the Track club. he guys are glad to declothe hot babes and this is why you don't leave club early and Jube throws a guy comming at her but they saw up her skirt in the flip and say there's no undies. When she checks she is sneak attacked and knocked down and the guys swarm her and outside we hear a scream. The girls think she's in danger but Yamagishi comes to and figgers she's talking of Jubei and gets hsi 2nd wind but falls over. In the KK Hut they have her undies but Jubei is gone, but really clinging to the ceiling naked and they look for her. She Spider Man's on the ceiling for a sword but they see her but can't reach her as the ceilig is too high. They try climbing on soldiers and she flips to get the Kendo Sword and beats em out while nude like Kikunosuke Abashiri or Kekko Kamen. She comes out in Kendo armor and returns their undies and brings Yamagishi home.

Chapter 056

After a colored recap of Jubei beating out the Kendo Klub in the nude and bringing Yamagishi back while wearing Kendo Armor, she takes it off and Yamagishi wakes up and sees her. She freaks out and hides behind a door and he bangs her a55 the door saying he wants to see and that they are married. She sez them being married makes em a family and its like parents showing siblings nudes so asking to see his wife nude is like asking his mom for nudes. He sees it would be sick to ask that of his mom(Well, there was the Sonichu dude) and she sez now she can sleep in peace as he gets it. She was worried he might try something when sleeping in the same house(Like when littlekuriboh's woman went to Italy and got an uncut pepperoni in the mouth?) and he sez if he'd do something he'd do it like right now. She's sorry for doubting him and now she can sleep in peace as you need to sleep to be healthy. She goes to get dressed and he regrets marriage as he thought he'd see her nude(but you saw it a lot b4). After dinner he's bummed Marriage isn't as good as he thought but she sez now they are family(Not biologically) and he goes on about looking up her skirt b4. He figgers kissing otta be ok as gaijin sitcoms have that but she don't do gaijin things as a Samurai daughter. In bed he thinks of how Married life otta be nicer and Go Nagai sings the song Kisha, that was about things you see on a train ride but Go sings of the dark of the night. Then Jubei goes out as a Ninja. Yamagishi wakes up after a dream of kissing naked Jubei and he goes to undress her but plans to redress so she won't notice, but is caught in a Jail cell trap in the hall. Jubei stole a shirt for Yamagishi and breakfast and Money for tuition from/for Harenchi Gakuen and returns home. At Sun up she's in ninja clothes and falls asleep going to do breakfast in the hall and Yamagishi woke up/thinks she's a thief, but she sez "he's behind bars"(da cage) and both fall asleep.

Chapter 057

On a rainy monday Hige Godzilla is too tired to teach and uses his club to bust a shoe cubby to fit in, even though its dark and damp. In class Yamagishi b--ches about H G being late and thinking it might be a holiday but Nibiki comes in and sez he was playing cards in the staff meeting but vanished. Yamagishi thinks he left so class is over but Nibiki sez there's no sign of him leaving and he missed 3 hours of teaching but Yamagishi don't care and they're gonna go home. At the shoe cubby a girl reaches in and pulls out a mold lump and out of the cubby busts H G coated on mold called Moldy Gojira. Yamagishi hears of a Mold Monster and goes to fight it and Godzilla sees he's coated and they don't recognize him so he's gonna f with em. He tells Yamagishi he's Moldy Godzilla and blows mold at him/Nibiki but Tengans sez Mold can make penicillin. Yamagishi sez this isn't nice mold but Monster Mold and Spaghetti Jane comes in to cap him but he sprays mold at her and she falls over. She sees mold on her transformers zone but that was there b4 and they run out of the school as M G spreads his mold like aids in the third world. Nanja Monja comes out and runs into M G and become Mold Monja and he students run from both. Nami Namita gets mold on her back and Yamagishi takes her clothes off but some is on her slip and she runs so she won't be nudened. She worries if she has no clothes she can't go home or to school and Nanja comes for her. Jubei sees a news thing on TV of the mold monster and dresses samurai to go there on a motorcycle cuz this is Go Nagai. Nanja chases Nami and Yamagishi and mentions chicks lifestyle mag An An and gaijin film mag Roadshow that Shueisha published and the Shueisha prez Suyama praises Go Nagai. Nami has more mold on her slip and Yamagishi rips off the part with it as its like Ikki Tousen and has thicc babes in easy to rip clothes. He asks Nanja to mold her front and he blasts em but both get molded and he goes to undies. Yamagishi sez to get nude but Nami sez she's got nothing left to remove and Yamagishi yells at Nanja for chasing Nami when there are others to mold up as he's a lusty old dude who likes Nami. Nanja denies it and Yamagishi sez Nanja has a wife and kids and its not good to go after a school girl and he'd do a crime at the drop of a hat Nanja moves on and b--ches and Yamagishi goes after Nami even though he's married to Jubei and its like with Nanja. Her undies are molded over on the ground and she hides behind a tree but its cuz her front torso including b00bs and crotch are covered in mold. Yamagishi offers to purge her and throws her to the ground as she screams(Isn't this like one of those p0rn0s?). Moldy Godzilla goes on having fun as a monster but Go Nagai sez he was always a monster an M G hands on him to molds him up. Jubei gets to school with her bike getting away and Tengan, Nibiki and I think Mami are covered in mold and she was a fake b0ner made of mold and thinks she's a man(Better than reddit nuts). Jubei slices mold off the top of a guys head but he throws mold at her so she uses Absolute Void from the 50s manga Akado Suzunosuke and blows the mold off Hige Gojira with a whirlwind. Nanja comes for her but she uses Yagyu Ninpo Flame Sterilization and burns it off. Yamagishi has pulled the mold off Nami and accidentally grabs her crotch area and he now has mold on his back. He runs to Jubei who uses a Yagyu Ninpo Rain Chant and hops around to make it rain and clean off the mold.

Volume 10

Chapter 058

Hige Godzilla and Nanja Monja make a Frankenstein Monster with 4 d0ngs and 5 b-lls by copying the movie, as a lot of people copy what they see on film and tv and the net. H G learned to sew with rag in sewing class and Nanja used to make Tatami Mats. They talk of if its right for man to do Gods work and create life but do it anyway as too many chix quit Harenchi Gakuen and they made a Jinzo Ningen Harenchi Stein out of corpses of mo les ters. Lightening hits and it zaps all 3 and Stein comes to life and sees he's got 4 d0ngs and 5 b-lls. He asks for clothes and was given a loincloth by H G and he goes out and captures Jr High cuties but not the netflix p0rn0, to bring to Harenchi Gakuen and rips off their clothes. Masako is studying and granny sees her hands are dirty and calls granpa, but he sez they must be clean/pretty(the same word in Japan) and they clean her in the shower. Stein busts in the window and takes her as her grandparents are ok with it and brings her back to H G, Nanja and Teacher Oppiya who think she'll do for the school. They have a buncha teens chained on collars to a pole naked like a p0rn0 or barbarian movie and H G se he don't want em to enroll but to keep em from other schools. The trio brand 1 girl on the a55 like in jacka55 with that guy as proof they are of Harenchi Gakuen(A subtle ref for the experiences of school stay with us all our lives? Deep Metaphor Go Nagai!) and Jubei hears the screams and goes in to save em. Herenchi Stein attacks but she sees a loose seam and pulls it to make it all fall apart(Is it dead? Or alive as chunks like the Hulk in that comic?) and H G sez he should have used a Janome Sewing Machine as the trio runs away and that 1 girl has an a55 burn forever on her right cheek.

Chapter 059

After school Teacher Oppiya/Nenneko/Nanja Monja/Spaghetti Jane/Hige Godzilla film a romantic p0rn0 using Nami Namita w/ Oppiya on camera/H G as an actor. Nami don't consent so they use it as H G tears off her clothes/eats her undies. Jane sez its good and H G can do what he wants to Nami as she runs in nude fear. At home Jubei practices her sword nudely as Yamagishi tries to peek but she sed she'd cut him down if he tried. She asks if she's hot, he sez yes and if she popped his eyes/rinsed his brains/crushed his n=ds he'd still peep. She wouldn't do dat and lets him see her posing sexily but Nami comes to the door in ripped up clothes and he thinks its a new style. She sez the teachers filmed p0rn0 of her so he goes to avenge her while looking like Shiro Kabuto. He finds em in a dark room watching da film and he loves dat naked Nami buts objects so Jane sez its unfair teachers can see it but not teens. Y Boy don't think thats why he objected but Jane tries to convince him and da teachers dance/sing. Jane sez they'd have a festival and show teens/rents and H G wants to charge rents a fee. They can't do it for only the film so they want students to str-p for it. They put out (tee hee) adds 4 a 500yen Harenchi Festival and Y boy plays H G w/ Nibiki as Oppiya. Nami comes in the change room to yell at him for not avenging her/joining the teachers and showing her film to the PTA and whines of having to leave Japan like beta's wanting to flee when Trump got in. Y boy clubs her out and Tengan whines but Yamagishi don't feel for her as he's talking frooty like H G /taking on his style from cosplay. He has her str-pped so she'd be fully shamed and get used to it as people saw the film so she'd not have to leave. She wakes up as Big Y takes her undies and ties her up as he explains its to help like w/cavemen being naked and shows her to the crowd open crotch. She snaps and goes to the nut house and H G goes to jail w/ murderer Kiyoshi Okubo.

Chapter 060

On a sunny day Ferris Bueller'd off on Yamagishi, Nibiki and Tengan enjoy it and don't wanna go to class as Hige Godzilla is a cr-py teacher and makes you dumber. They check out chicks and 1 falls showing red/flower undies they lust afer/comment on. She runs off in shame and the guys complain of women wearing sexy red undies not pure White virgin ones that don't excite men. They go on gee haad vs women in colored mens beds undies and after class examine the chicks outfits as Nami (now named Nami Namida) asks why. He tells em off for talking back to men and has Nibiki/Lens hold her and he lifts her skirt to show sexy red undies w/kisses on em. He sez how its not normal but da chix say everyone wears em but he sez the Public Morals Committee will tear off bad undies. Chix leave saying thats an offense but he sez now they'll rebel and do it so he can pull em off, so a buncha guys join em to remove undies as they're lusty Japanese teens. At 7 30 Am da chicks come in showing colored undies like the sl-t walk where chicks dressed like sl-ts when cops sed "Don't dress like sl-ts" to avoid getting raeped. Da chix confront Big Y thinks its only 3 guys and they can handle it but a swarm of Japanese teens come and the chicks run as some are grabbed.

They go to the teachers and Teacher Oppiya, Nenneko/Komori, Hijikata, Hotten Teacher, Marugoshi and Hige Godzilla hear of the boys acts but Hijikata wants da teachers to do it too and da dames book it. H G grabs Nami's boin but Y Jin jump kicks him like Streets Of Rage and sez "This is our idea". H G sez they're all human and Y Boy slugs him for comparing em to each other so Hijikata sez Students are human, teachers are beasts but both share a planet. Y Man slugs him out, calls em aliens and a fight happens as the chix flee. Y Man sez they won't but might be counterattacked like Char and da chix paint on undies. They go 2 school and da boyz try but can't take em off so Nami takes over as they can't handle undies removal. She sez no gaijin clothes, only Japanese loincloths, and boys in pants will be removed, so they chase da boyz and a fight breaks out.

Chapter 061

On a summer day the cicada's are churping but Go Nagai don't know what sound they make so he sez Chcadaa over and over. Yamagishi and Nibiki listen by the window and say the 88th day of the year(counting from the 1st day of spring) is a Japan Holiday and summer is comming so they can see girls in less clothes cuz they are normal and find hot females good unlike feminists and betas. Nibiki sez in summer they don't wear clothes and they see the classmates nude but really its imagination. Yamagishi sez its almost summer break but Hige Godzilla comes in saying they don't get report cards cuz they got class til August 30 instead of summer vacation from July 2 til August 31. So there's 1 day of summer break and Tengan likes it cuz he's a nerd but the normal kids don't(And Tengan needs his w=ng mashed with a mallet again). Yamagishi yells at him but H G sez its hard on teachers too(heh heh heh, you sed hard Qn) and they get this cuz their grades s=ck. Tengan sez if he has a bad report card mom will remove his 10 front teeth with pliers. Nami sez dad will tie her up naked and torment her all day. Nibiki sez he'd be executed and the chick I thought was Mami sez dad will enema torture her again, last time was 30 enemas in 3 days(Wasn't her dad dead? Is that Mami?). Yamagishi thinks how Jubei sed she'd kiss him for 1 grade of 5, let him kiss her anywhere for 2, 3 gets her in undies, 4 in briefs 5 is nude and a kiss anywhere. But if its all 1's she can do anything to him and wants to whip him, use burning tongs and stick 50 needles in his a55 after removing his anus appendix. At home he tells Jubei he needs 50 000 yen for monthly tuition (in 70s money) and only his class does it, which Jubei finds queer. H G has Komori, Hijikata and Oppiya say they chose his class cuz its got babes. Yamagishi thinks he can't afford 100 000 Yen but Jubei sez she has ways but wanted to go to da ocean on summer break but is told class is at an ocean villa.

So they go to the villa but HG sez its for teachers and has em have class on the roof to get suncooked w/o the beach. He gives em a big a55 book to read and the teachers drive to the beach to swim. After hours in the sun Tengan goes mental cuz he's from Tohoku and not used to heat. Jubei in a sexy swimsuit chex out the school with binoculars then seez the teachers hassling chix instead of teaching. On da roof the teens keel over from heat and Yamagishi has enough but realizes he needs his report card but thinks how he's acting out of character and if he goes against teachers he won't get his card(Why not beat em again? It worked in Chapter 4. Wait, that as black male). Jubei comes by and tells him to bring it to em Ginga! Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull! and kick their candy a55es so he tells the other teens to rise up an stand firm and get hard and other b0ner things. Jubei sez they won't learn jack here and its a phony class like a dame with toes as a phony b0ner. The teachers have a buncha bikini babes handcuffed as a fata55 sez "dats my gf" and is beat out by Hijikata. Oppiya Teacher sez to have a b00b contest and dames w/better t-ts than his suit's get spanked. Komori sez he'd twist em off(Like that dr did to that ellen nut?) and grabs a chicks h00ters. Oppiya whips the broads and makes em show off their t-ts as Yamagishi/Nibiki/Tengan and Jubei watch from the rocks. These cops are judges of the contest and have guns cuz this isn't candya55 england with unarmed cops who cant stop knife wielding maniac gaijin. They decide to have Jubei lure the teachers from the girls and have Tengans gather the girls from the class as the cops judge the chicks t-ts to be better than Oppiya teacher's but b4 they are ripped and have em torn off, the girl students are in the sea and jump up naked to lure em to em as Yamagishi sends the mens team in.

Chapter 062

The teachers chase the naked chicks in the water like a sexy The Last Unicorn and Oppiya catches 1 with a Whip. The cops on the beach lust for em and go after the captured bikini babes but Yamagishi and friends sneak attack by hiding under blankets in the sand. The girls thank em and get felt up by their heroes like Mario otta do with Peach. The teachers are about to get the chicks but Jubei comes over using Bamboo as a straw and sez she'd show them nude for the female readers to get some fanservice. She pulls out a 16 inch d0ng Katana and slices through Hige Godzilla's club/loincloth/a piece of his a55(the one that got ate by Yamagishi's dad in Chapter 36. Then slices off Komori's Klothes and Oppiya Teacher uses the chick he caught as a hostage.as Hijikata comes at her with an Oar. She goes under water and somehow sends the hostage flying then slices up Oppiya's b00b mask. Hijikata comes at her but is sliced in half like Trunks and Freeza as she admires his toughness. On this rock Misashi Miyamoto (Like Musashi but Warrior Kanji replaced with Beauty)practices blade work with Turning Swallow Blade Cut (Heh heh heh, you said Swallow Blade) combining styles of Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojiro. She finds Oppiya Teachers head t-t and in the sea cut well and finds him with his head having t-t like shapes on it like in Little Nicky and asks his kid sister Misashi to get revenge. At the villa they teens are in it and have cold beer with good food from the tuition they paid. Tengan sez after 1.5 months in the sun he'd be burned and thinks he'd have a healthy look, but Jubei imagines him totally blacked (And not like android 18 in those comics people draw). Nami comes in with a challenge letter from Misashi at Ganryu Island (Where Kojiro fought Musashi) at 5 am sunrise and Jubei accepts expecting it to be a fair duel, unlike c=ck suckers in Yugioh who say "You said the wrong thing so it don't work! to win by being cheap pig f==kers".

Volume 11

Chapter 063

Yamagishi in a speedo brings his sexy wife Jubei to Ganryu Island and goes slow to give Jubei a better chance of winning the duel. They are gonna do fishing but find Misashi is also fishing and sez they battle already started in their hearts so a master swordchick fight ain't easy. The sun also rises and the Teachers are there wanting a fight with Oppiya Teacher having a new head thing but Hijikata's still split in 2. Jubei/Misashi catch the same fish like Ash/Gary catching that Pokeball in the retconned ep. They fight over it and it splits in 2 so they go to the island to fight and Hige Godzilla sez to shake it and Misashi shakes her thicc a55. Jubei sucks B0ners I mean in air and makes her b00bs look big and they get to the island but Misashi sez Jubei lost for taking off her jacket. Jubei sez the winner is by the blade and they clash by each other and Misashi's clothes come off cuz this is Go Nagai and she covers her nips and crotch with blades in a Cross stance(Nanto Ho'Oh Ken??). The Teachers/Teens come for her with video/photo cameras and she runs and call for O Nii San's help but he's trying to photo his naked younger sister(Which makes THEM think Go Nagai is pro Same Family Romance like thinking he's pro queer from all the Yuri). Jubei/Yamagishi film/photo her and she snaps and slices Hijikata across the waist like Freeza vs Goku (Or SahnGoh Kouh to the lesser evolved). She slices off everyones clothes and cuts her bro in half across the upper torso and he runs on hands for top half like that guy on Springer w/o legs as his legs run(Is this where One Piece got Buggy The Clown?). The people escape Ganryu Island and Jubei sez she was nude a lot and never went nuts but Misashi blames her and they swordfight. Jubei's skimpy swimsuit is cut off like Blue's weener and the fight lasts a long time w/Yamagishi enjoying the naked babes going at it. He sez he won't get tired of it and can watch forever.

Chapter 064

On December 8 1941 THEY claim Japan attacked Pearl Harbor(The Official story sez cuz America stopped selling em oil, but why attack someone you want things from? Its not logical, and like Vulcans Japan is very Logical/Racist) Also Hige Godzilla was born w/a beard (Like ShutenDoji born w/hair/teeth?). In Tsuburaya(Special effects company) Canyon in Toho (The studio)Mountains in an unexplored part of Japan is Japan's gypsies the Godzilla family w/ the guys having chick names like Rumiko, Jun, Yukari, Saori, Mari, Kyoko(After singers/actresses). They argue over who's it is as I guess they all b0ned her like Cartman's mom and she poops out H G with a beard that tickles her area. Mama Godzilla named him Sayuri Yoshinaga as she wanted him to be an actress and in 41 the actress named that wasn't up(So she wants him to be a chick? Is that what turned him El Deviento?). In April O'Neil's bra 1945 the allies attacked Imperial Japan and H G wandered around singing miliary songs and found a naked chick bathing like with Jun Hono In Violence Jack and a US plane tried to shred her with gunfire(A civilian bathing? I KNEW Zee Axis was the REAL good guys) and she evades and saves HG who likes being next to her b00bs. in May 46 he's 5 and goes with Hage Godzilla to pick flowers and they dance around girlishly and make flower crowns. The Godzilla boys are frooty but the chicks are rough but hot like the french but hot and 1 takes out a big a55 boar with a tomahawk. She carrys the pig with her own power and throws the head by the Godzilla boys who run and later the duo play house and both wanna be the mama. The girls lasso Hage and Hige chases as "If you get bullied, I do 2" and he's strung up by the torso in a tree. Hage sez to run and he does but comes back as Hage is whipped and the girls pull off his parts clothes as he feels beautiful but the dames call him ugly and it makes him hate girls(Is that what turned him??).

Chapter 065

Hige/Hage Gojira are 6 and go to 1st grade on a 4 hour walk each day(Which is good for you w/Pressure Points on your feet and exercise) and both have fun on the 8 hour total walks w/each other. In the village the people bullied em and 2 years later he's in 3rd grade and after all the beatings, he'd used to it and built up natural immunity w/o needing a vaccine to devolve him. He feels invincible and peeps on Anghidora in her tent reading Omoshiro(da predecessor to Shonen Jump) while nude. A chick outs him and Anghidora beats him after a chase but he steals her loincloth. At school Hige gets 100 on the test as the others got below 50(dumba55es) so they beat him(He's like the dink in The Day After Tomorrow who whined of being hated for being smart but really he's a buttf==k). Some dames come by asking to cheet off his test and he wants to see em nude in exchange like he's from india and got a beating.

Later Araki Matagoro the descendant of Araki Mataemon is brought in as a transfer student carried in a box by 2 slaves and Hige likes him/wants him to beat up chix. He goes to Araki but is nailed and they learn HG is a candya55 w/ good grades and Araki is strong w/cr=ppy grades as he spends time doing Martial Arts. They form a symbiosis but when Akari learns Hige wants him to punish women, he thinks its shameful, but for Hige's 100 Score his dad won't have to work hard. He remembers his dad who looks like modern Marugoshi and sez the fam lives by kung fu not brains. Araki wants to be the 1st to live by brains and wails on chicks with a spear as H G enjoys bullying others 4 once. Hige/Hage/Araki walk 4 hours as Araki gets tired but goes on for 100 points. At the village he wants revenge on Anghidora but finds she's in the hot springs. They go there and Araki beats Hige/Hage for wanting to go against a hot naked chick and sez F ur 100 points as he has the hots for her.

Hige goes to Jr High like the Degrassi malcontents and has the hots for a chick but struggles with his non hate for women after being beat by bad ones in his home, like the french. Marugoshi loves the chick too and has his slave or vassal or w/e stab Hige in the a55 to keep him from talking to her. Hige wants to take her on a date but has clean up duty w/Marugoshi but M Hole has his slave to it for him and runs off. Hige tells slave to do his work too and he sez yes but realized it as H G leaves. Marugoshi asks the dame Saori on a date but she don't notice as she's reading so he jumps at her to force her. H G hops on him to nail him and goes after her but M hole pulls a blade and tries to ice him but accidentally cuts off her clothes. She notices em and wants yto walk back w/em but they run and she don't know she's nude.

Later H G thinks of how he saw her nude but don't recall her crotch and thinks she hates him for Marugoshi making her nude. She walks by H G and winks but drops a love letter to H G and invites him to her home Sunday. Araki comes by and offers Seppuku for getting her nude but she invites him to her place Sunday w/a love letter. In his village H G reads her note and she after walking around nude she realized it but its most embarrassing to not be seen by him as she loves him. On Sunday both come and meet and she sez she loves both(Serena likes Darien and Andrew, Mina likes Tiger/Hawk Eye, Rick likes Lisa/Minmei) but she hates guys who fight and wants 1. She gives HG a knife from her brother and after getting snacks M Hole's clothes are cut. She gives him her moms Naginata and goes for Tea as M Hole fights H G with it but H G blocks with the knife somehow but his outfit is cut. She gives Hige her dads duck hunt gun and sees they didn't eat Yokan and goes for Castella as HG caps the Naginata. he sez dad has a Gunpowder Factory and hives M Hole Dino Might and both guys run out. It blows and both are charred so she don't like em anymore.

Chapter 066

Hige Godzilla X'd a picture of Saori and b==ches about her but she hugs him and likes his beard. She asks for forgiveness and holds his head like for a kiss but leans in and falls as she likes his face as the beard fixes his cr=ppy face. She takes off her top and has him scratch her itchy back with his beard then her t-ts and belly. She sez she has an itch under her skirt, but not in the XXXXX but the anus and has him reach his head under her skirt and they walk to get it right. She walks into this class and sez he's doing evil things to her and to execute him. Later at H G's place in today maybe, he looks through the photo album and sez that got him 100 lashes and sent to a reformatory(You mean jail?) but the next day she did it to Marugoshi and they decided to devote themselves to torment chicks. He graduated top of his class and the guard teacher offered to have him study at a grad school in jail but he turned it down as he wanted to get a job tormenting young girls as adult women scare him. Jr High was where he got bullied most so he got jobs at Jr Highs where teens looked like detestable goddesses like Saori. His rival Marugoshi vanished in the Harenchi War and thinks of him but at school later he hears from Oppiya/Komori/Hijikata say 50 girls were captured by a devolved teacher who wants to join the school but they don't accept monstrous guys. If they don't let him in he'd f up the looks of 50 chicks and is on the roof but when they go there they see its Marugoshi with a scar on his left eye cutting off chicks clothes with Katana. Hige Godzilla runs up and not got the runs up his a55 and they hug with Marugoshi thinking how he can have a teacher salary and not need side jobs(like with hands?) and the students think HG and M Hole are queer.

Chapter Bonus

Class is going nuts and Hige Godzilla comes in saying today everyone needs to wear a uniforme. Ayu thinks uniformes are usually strict but Hige Godzilla asks if she trusts him(After Violence Jack, DON'T!!!!). He has her try it on behind the curtain and its a skimpy lingerie and he takes off her undies so her t-ts and a55 peak out of (Like in Nam SOS First Battle where Nami's big t-ts and thicc a55 were in a small towel?). He sez it must be worn w/o undies and Jubei sez this is awful but is told its by the ministry of Silly Walks I mean Education. Yamagishi and Fukurokoji like it until they're told its 50 000 yen each (In the 60s). The next day the kids are in the awful uniformes and Fukurokoji's parts are shown when his unifoemes version of pants fall. They think the outfits s=ck but lust after a girl running by's a55(Heh heh heh, you said, butt lust). Fukrokoji thinks Ayu in unforme will be hot(You saw her yesterday in it)and Yamagishi thinks Jubei will be hot too as will the other chicks. They check in the window but the class is kids and they ain't one of THEM so they go on and a chick jumps and they see her transformers zone b4 she runs. Fukurokoji is overwhelmed and Yamagishi encourages him to go on as he can't die til he sees Jubei in it. They go to class but Jubei ain't there and Hige Godzilla comes in wanting the money and singing Kekko Kamen's Song as this extra chapter was in the same magazine as it. Some kids pay but Jubei comes in wearing a ninja suit and sez not to pay as the Ministry never said to use those uniformes but its rags he used to jyuu em. She checked the next towns school and found it and he books it as Yamagishi trips on his cr-ppy uniforme. Jubei goes after him and tackles him outside but Hige told the neighborhood of a nude gathering so there's a crowd. Marugoshi/Umbrella/Macaroni/Cannibal Teacher leave as the boys don't wanna be seen nude so Jubei gets nude to show its ok and they beat up the teachers.

Drama Record

ハレンチ学園レコード "Shameless School Record" In total 2 records were made. Record 1 was realeased in 1969 Shonen Jump No.14 in celepartion of 1 year aniversary of the Shonen Jump magazine. 2nd record was released in 1970 Shonen Jump No.15-17.

Light Novels

There were 3 novels released in 1983-84. Written and illusterated by Go Nagai himslef.

Videogame (RPG visula novel)

Released in 1995 for the PC-9801. The game is a role playing visula novel game where you take the role of Yamagishi in the Shameless Shool. Main opjective is to get familira and dirty with the girls of the school.