Harenchi Gakuen

Harenchi Gakuen

Harenchi Gakuen (Translates to Shameless School) is a manga series written by Go Nagai that started on August 1st, 1968 in Weekly Shonen Jump and lasted all the way to September 25th 1972. There were some Live Action movie and TV versions of it and later in the 90s we got Heisei Harenchi Gakuen which was said to be a full on p0rn0e by Pink Pineapple and Shueisha. The TV show had viewership of 32% and was popular despite/because of the PTA Protests .

Premise

At a school where teachers are rough on students, the kids rebel in silly crass sexy ways.

Manga

Volume 1

Chapter 001

So its the 1st day of school and Yamagishi's mom b--ches at him and he mouths off to her, which is shocking for Japan and the 60s but Fukurokoji's mom think's he's lively. Yamagishi thinks the schools name Harenchi Gakuen is cr-ppy and Fukurokoji agrees like a bootlick or in smithers case; butt lick. But when they notice the girl students they lighten up and have interest in em (Which is interesting as many Pedoes start noticing chicks in grade 1) but want the chicks to grow up and get big b00bz cuz Japan likes em top heavy like Jungle De Ikou or Eiken. Mr. Yoshinaga but not Yoshi from SodoMario or Naga from Slayers comes up and welcomes em and the moms think he's sexy (Or Marugoshi or the Umbrella c-ck sucker). Yamagishi thinks he looks like a bearded Godzilla and beats on him but Hige Godzilla is merciful to him and don't whip him like a slave like they did in the 60s to kids who went apesh-t. The kids think the teachers are candya55es with no b-lls (Which ironically happens to Marugoshi literally in the Heisei Era) and the moms think they are nice and trust em with their virgin and butt virgin and mouth virgin kids. After the moms go home to cook/clean/b0ne the mailman, the teachers make like Section A and reveal their true faces and start beating the kids, but unlike Section A DON'T b0ne em. Yamagishi won't stand for it and tells off Umbrella dude and calls him the Umbrella Yokai, but Umbrella Yokai comes at him, and not with his spurm. Yamagishi counters and slams him into a tree and ties Hige Gojira to a truck. Marugoshi comes at him with his long hard Katana as I guess you can chop kids up in Japan in the 60s but he pulls off Marugoshi's Apron and shows his man parts which makes him spazz out and run off and the kids celebrate.

Chapter 002

It starts with Yamagishi beating out a punk with his kick and saving Mitsuko Yagyu who becomes his friend and Yamagishi thinks shes pretty. So Yamagishi and Fukurokoji crawl through the ceiling like Die Hard and have a flesh I mean FlAsh Light and try to spy on the chicks changing clothes. Also he calls her Jubei after the Ninja or w/e. They agree to marry her 2 guys 1 girl like mus lims but backwards and they see her in class with Marugoshi asking Jubei questions and Yamagishi don't like it. Marugoshi takes a spear and spikes in the ceiling to slag em but they evade as they are out of sight and its like being behind a tower shield in D&D and Yamagishi grabs it and pulls Marugoshi with his hun-dread man strength and lifts him off the ground cuz I guess he's Zee Ubermench Mein Fuhrer! This Go Nagai Doodle looking j=rkoff tries to help and pulls off his apron and Marugoshi don't wanna se him again. The people above the ceiling tie the spear with rope they somehow had and leave him and the Principal comes in with Parents Visiting Day and they see him covering his man parts with his legs. Fukurokoji falls through the ceiling into the infirmary during physical exams and Yamagishi jumps in and both are beat up. After that they come back to Jubeis class and see Marugoshi hanging and Yamagishi sez to throw things at him to knock him down, which Principal agrees and he's knocked off by a blicketee black board eraser. He chimps out and attacks people with chairs and outside, Jubei comes out and the Hero Duo are in a tree. She tells em to come down and she heard em trying to peep on her as she has good hearing. Yamagishi sez sorry but she's ok with em cuz she's glad guys like her and she's not a malcontent feminist who b--ches out at a guy complimenting her. Then the guys Yamagishi beat out comes at em with the Daemon Sword Muramasa like in Wizardry the 90s oav and tries to murder em, but Jubei dos a throw and slams him like Blaze from Streets of Rage and er grampa taught her Yagyu Shin Kage Ryu Karate.

Chapter 003

Hige Godilla is teaching nut he's really cr-ppy and Yamagishi figgerz its useless to try and eats his lunch in class like that guy in Bible Black (You AlWays Want Some Thing In Your Mouth!). His classmate tells hi the Teach might catch but em he doubts it and thinks his lunch isn't enough for a growing boy (He gets beefier in the Heisei Era, also he b0nes chicks mouths) but the nameless chick sez he caught a few. Hige Godzilla smells Tamagoyaki(Japanese egg thing) and catches the guys and confiscates their lunches(Like Taxation; this is theft!) and eats it as Yamagishi goes bananas and the other kids hold him back. The bell rings and G-Lord takes their lunches to the staff room but Yamagishi rallies the kids and plans a counterattack to pay back G Boy. The kids chat and a chick comes, up with an idea for punishing him for taking kids food like the brits did to the irishmen in the 1800s(but they kinda had it comming) or the White gov of America slagging the buffalo so the reds would be dependent on them (But they did evil for a while against each other for centuries like apache slave owners or executing guys with hot coals, 1 coal at a time!). The kids use the weekend to prepare and on Monday 3rd period G Mo got in late and was gonna catch kids eating. Fukurokoji had a special lunch prepared, it looks like curry rice like that ep of Sailor Moon but is really Mustard Rice and after he pretends to be about to eat it, G Boy gets him and takes it. He eats it fast but its too spicy like how the back door brits in soviet england can't handle Popeyes Chicken which according to Little Nicky, is f--kin awesome (Or hot kickin in the tv version). He spazzes out looking for water and a kid gives him Wasabi Soy Sause which f--ks him out more! He gets a water bucket but its full of booze, pepper and chili (Where are the kids getting this cr=p?!). The kids give him water but its got laxatives in it and he runs to the cr-pper to blast all his waste out but Marugoshi comes at him for running in the halls and tries his Karate, but G Hole snatches his apron and throws it out the window. In the mens room the toilets are nailed shut and he didn't think to sh-t in the urinal as its mostly slop so he runs out and probably has anal leakage like he ate those chips. Yamagishi tells him the class made him a special toilet and he goes in this owl house outhouse but the walls fall off and everyone sees him and he runs as he's not been in jail yet and didn't have to use the john in front of everyone as they all j=rked off to him. The non california gurlz made him a small girly toilet and he goes in it and they tie it up in ropes and put it on a freight train to Osaka (where the Chojin was in Urotsukidoji 1 3 4 and 5) and he'd be in a box with his sloppy feces. Operation Toilet was a success and the chicks name wa Tar-Chan and she says Ore instead of Boku/Atashi like Anna in Yugioh Zexal with her big heavy trains and nice t-ts.

Chapter 004

After Hige Godzilla returns from H E Double Osaka, he's still a harda55 and Yamagishi thinks a guy with that much Chutzpa is fun to f--k with He sez they'll have a test on all this cr-p he didn't teach em yet and anyone with less than a 90s gets their rents called in and gets sh-t on by him. This is his revenge for them defying him. The kids think there's no way to get that good on the test by studying and the topic is for the next semester so they have Fukurokoji bring in his camera and Yamagishi has Operation Privacy Invasion like he's the gov or the media or PETA sneaking onto farmers lands and taking photoes out of contest to make raising and breeding animals to eat is the holocost. After school G Mo is going on a date with a chick named Oyuki and uses a looney toons bQmb to f--k out a geezer and jack her store ad hide his stolen items under his tiger robes. He meets Oyuki who got there an hour ago and was looking forward to the date and G Boy dumps his candy before her. She finds he don't wear undies and bathes once every 2 months and she don't want his a55 candy. They go to a restaurant and he looks ahead and finds all customers are chicks and exposes himself by lifting his caveman thing and the chicks run away from his probably weird man parts. He takes the peoples food and had her come in and the Harenchi Kids got photoes of it so when G Lord comes in to give em the test, the kids show they got evidence against him and will show them to his boss and/or wife unless they et 100s on each test and 5/5 on each report card.

Chapter 005

Yamagishi's rents prepared for his report card by closing the store they work at and getting ready to beat the black offa him for bad grades cuz they asian. Mom thinks Yamagishi is cockier than usual and dad throws blades into meat to show he's still got it and is gonna f his son up but not like with Gut's dad selling him to that guy who bummed him all night. In school Hige Godzilla gives report cards and everyone got 5/5 in everything as they black male'd him with photoes of him doing what are probably crimes. The kids celebrate by throwing him in the air and then out the window. The janitor comes out and throws tacks on the ground and G Boy lands on em but comes back in bandages like Looney Toons and the sez see you next semester. On the way home Yamagishi and Fukurokoji say how they never got all 5's before and Yamagishi's dad won't beat him now. Fukurokoji sez his rents feel bad for him and take him to an amusement park for bad grades which amazes Yamagishi. When Yamagishi gets home his dad throws knives at him like Grant DaNasty in Castlevania 3 and don't think he needs to see the report card and knows he f'd out. He show's his dad who don't read it and slugs him through the paper wall and his Sister Mami comforts him and might fall in love with him cuz its natural to inbreed as animals do it and it don't matter who you love as love is love. Yamagishi goes in for round 2 and battles dad and pulls out a dead pig to beat him with and dad wants one too. After taking a hit from the pig, he gets his own and its a sword fight with p0rk swords and Yamagishi nails his dads head with the dead animal. Mami counts to 3 and its the round and dad is ready to beat his son's a55 but mom reads the report card and finds he really did get all 5/5 and dad is bummed he has no reason to beat him now.

Chapter 006

The class goes to the ice cap zone for skiing and Yamagishi is a read chad and don't mind the cold unlike nerdlinger Fukorokoji and Hige Godzilla is still in his caveman tiger skin with his man thing skin under it. G Mo looks in the girls room to show em what not to do and the girls were peaking in on them, which makes a boy spazz out over them seeing him changing. Yamagishi wants to go skiing but G Hole sez they aint and claims to know nothing of the money paid for ski rentals. When confronted by Yamagishi he sez the money will be used for a banquet for the teachers and used on Geisha/Shamisen. When Yamagishi sez he'd out him when they get back, G Mo sez he only lives for the moment and don't care of the future(Which explains a lot). The kids take his tiger clawth and throw him out he window again and he lands in the snow naked and covers his man parts with snow which the kids think will give him frostbite(Hope he's not circimsized). At night the Geisha come by and look sexy and the Yamagishi tells em the teachers are weird in fetish and in the room with Marugoshi, Umbrella guy and some devolved looking dude they see the Geishea come in and its 70 year old granny's. Yamagishi vows to prank G Hole the rest of his days and Jubei is on his side. Then the lights go out and Hige G Mo sez they gotta be in bed before 8 and 7 is their bedtime now and the girls go back to their rooms. As they aint tired, the Yamagishi and Fukurokoji go to the hot springs in the dark but its the womens bath and Jubei Chan and other chick come by.

Chapter 007

The chicks are in the Hot Spring and think Yamagishi and Fukurokoji are hard sleepers and think they are cute. But the boys are hiding in the hot spring and have towels on their heads to fake being girls and not gaijin. The chicks wanna spend the whole night in the hot spring and the boys stay in there. The chicks went in at 9 and stayed 4 hours and after getting out revealed they knew it was the guys there and they pretended it wasn't to f with em. After getting out of the hot spring the 2 straight boys enjoyed being with the naked girls like a holly wood producer and the girls are the same age. In the daylight they plan a prank and the teachers are sleeping off a night of drinking and the kids use bandaids to cover the teachers eyes and start screaming "oh no! we're blind!" and the teachers wake up and start freaking out! Hige Godzilla thinks its cuz he had booze with Methyl in it and the teachers try beating him but hit the wrong teachers. They figger out the bandaids thing and Marugoshi is p-ssed as usual and Yamagishi and Fukurokoji say sorry and offer em their money to go skiing. The teachers go to the top of the hill and find there's only 1 ski and they all try riding it together. Umbrella c-ck sucker flys off then the rest do and they walk down the hill and its snowing and they are dressed like jungle guys and its cold. The kids have gone home by train like a big bang theory j=rkoff and took all the teachers cr-p so they gotta come home w/o money(Which I assume they'd have to do mouth stuff like Griffith in Berserk did for the Gay Governor Gennon to make the funds).

Chapter 008

Yamagishi and Fukurokoji say bye to Jubei and she goes home. They try following her but she used her Yagyu Ninja Trick to hide in a high Tree and use a cloth that looks like Bark to hide. Jubei goes home and her kid bro Munefuya Yagyu(Like the Daimyo/Kenjutsu Sensei in the Edo period) throws Shuriken at her and she counters with her school bag. Munefuya tells her Grandpa is picking on their dad and dad is hanging from a tree but the rope is around his arms and torso not neck like a loser who can't take reality, and Grandpa throws Shuriken at him and tells him to know his place adopted son in law, as he uses him for Target Practice. Grandad mocks him for not knowing kung fu and Granny tries to spear him in the heart but Jubei throws a Shuriken to cut the rope and save him. Dad begs for help but she goes to do homework and dad calls her heartless. Grandad gets p-ssed he called Jubei that and comes at him with a Katana but his big devolved manly wife comes out and tells him to shut his a55 cuz he's too loud. He begs his manly yet not french wife for help and she f--kin breathes fire on him like Ginnai Doma and he runs around as Munefuya throws Caltrops that he steps on and jumps and falls. Ma throws water on him to save him b4 he burns up and when he's not moving, they kick at him until he comes to and not c-mming on the ceiling like Akira Fudo in violent p0rn0 Devilman Crybaby and he has enuff of this cr-p and is gonna go back home and in his 15 year marriage he hated it and had a bad feeling of it from da start. Grandad has him roasted on a spit and he's charcoal black as punishment for trying to leave, but Jubei sez "Ur being too hard, he's only a normal human" and they say "sorry we got carried away" with the knives and spears and beatings and cookings like its india or some other slum country they torture people. Dad shows a picture of him b4 marriage and he was a chunky mother f==ker and the stress made him lose weight, which usually it makes people eat like those blobs on the learning channel. Jubei se he's great cuz no normal human could have survived 15 years and seeing as her dad was a tubbo, I assume Jubei has the lardo genes and could wind up a ssbbw and go from Thicc to THICC!!

Chapter 009

So Hige Godzilla Aka Sayuri Yoshinaga calls the nurses and tells em Physical Exams were cancelled and in class tells the boys to go home cuz today the dames get the exams. Yoshinaga and Fukurokoji go off to play even though there's no Sega or Transformers in the 60s and Jubei has em stay cuz Hige Godzilla is to cheerful and might be up to something. Da chix gather and Hige Godzilla sez da Dr is out today so he'd do the exams and they think he's a purvo and he has his cousin Wakako come by to help and goes to meet him. Wakako goes by Bald Godzilla and they sing Loving Is Scary but with f'd lyrics and Jubei sez she give him a kiss if they help em. Yoshinaga and Fukurokoji go off to do a plan and the Double Godzillas come in with clubs and tell the little girls to take off clothes like its the Producers Guild Awards afterparty.

Chapter 010

Yoshinaga and Fukurokoji put on make up and wigs like its soviet california and Fukurokoji's home is a hair salon so thats where they get it. Also Fukurokoji gets dr's cr-p from the dr's next door and run over in high heels and miniskirts like the Sailor Scouts. Also as this is Japan, girls being under 5 feet tall isnt uncommon. Its the freakin land of oz! So Hige Godzilla sez he'd give em bad grades if they don't get nude like its hollywood and the girls are gonna go with it cuz its not as bad as getting bad grades and this is asia where teens jump in frnt of trains after a low grade. But then Yamagishi and Fukurokoji come in wearing womes clothing and claim to be the lady dr's sent by Yamagishi and the girls cheer at being saved from their own choices. Hige Godzilla and his cousin start chmping out and say the alleged women aint school dr's but everyone gangs up on em and they back down like the candya55es they are. As they leave, Yamagishi sez their butts look bad colored and they might be ill so they take off the care bear cousins caveman outfits and say its the cause of the illness and burn em. To make sure their butts are ok, Yamagishi gets a tongue depressors and jams em in their corn chutes as they scream in pain and masochistic arousal. Jk really they run off in the nude and Yamagishi is gonna examine em physically but its too much for Fukurokoji who's heart is beating like a gaijin mom on a son who wont stop stealing. Jubei knows its Yamagishi and Fukurokoji and the Supe Godzilla Cousins find Marugoshi and are gonna jack his loincloth apron.

Chapter 011

The gurlz got nude and the guys in womens clothes fainted from too much excrement I mean excitement and probably the blood flowing to their b0narz. Hige Godzilla and Wakako flip Marugoshi off the desk he sleeps on and take off his clothes and leave him bare a55 nude. He wakes up and thinks the apron was by his sponsor and he can't support his fam of 6 on a teachers salary and begs mom to forgive him. Then he goes out to beat the black off whoever took his clothes and finds the umbrella guy who he flips n his head and checks his crotch for his apron. He don't find it but don't give him a cavity search as despite Go Nagai doing a "School is jail" thing, I don't think they checked yo pipes in the 60s. The Heroes wake up and wanna cancel the examinations but the girls wanna do it and won't let em go. Marugoshi runs into the Gojira dudes and chases after em nude but never showing his tentacle as Yamagishi and Fukurokoji escape as their clothes rip and the chicks decide to fake not knowing they were the Dr's so they an kiss em for bringing the girl dr's. Marugoshi gets caught by the cops for singing a sword in public naked, as I think if he skipped 1 of em he'd be Kosher, and Fukurokoji is surprised Yamagishi wasn't as bada55 as he thought. Yamagishi sez its the 1st time he saw all those nude girls and they reminisced on the naked chicks they saw. Fukurokoji's mind went black and he didn't recall em and Yamagishi sez he'd get more chances and thinks the chix didn't recognize em so they'd get kisses (Hopefully not on the man parts like in the Heisei Era). They go back and da chix thank em by kissing em and later Yamagishi whines dat Jubei didn't kiss him but she sez he saw her nude. He's surprised she knew and she sez he was bad and she won't fogive him but when he se shes the most attractive one there she got embarrassed and forgives him cuz she likes being called hot cuz shes not a feminist who spazzes out over boychick liking girlo cuz nature is a hate crime to they/them. They they have a kiss on the lips and not on the man thing.

Chapter 012

Hige Godzilla sez the third term ends tomorrow and they'd do spring cleaning but its 4 kids not teachers as I guess they are indentured servants. The class splits into 2 groups, 1 for each gender and da boys say cleaning is for dames so they book it. After getting out they see 2 guys were caught by da chix and were hanging out the window tied up like SM(Spider Man). Yamagishi wants to bring it to en Ginga Bull Bull Bull Bull Bull and Fukurokoji sez dats rash and chicks can be cruel/unpredictable. Yamagishi wants to kick their thicc a55es but Fukurokoji sez its not a good idea as chicks are getting stronger and getting into sports. The guys ditch as they are afraid of girls which makes em girly men with little girly man parts that are small and girly like a little girls man parts and Yamagishi gets Fukurokoji to go with him. They go up and find da dames put in (not out) a wrestling ring somehow and Ayu sez they can do the cleaning or try to beat em. Fukurokoji wants to clean cuz hes a candy a55 and Yamagishi goes to fight but is overcome by all the chics being close to him, then they WWF him when he's spacing out. As they pin him he busts out but not like Chiharu in Eiken's F Cups breaking her bra and takes on da chicks but when facing Ayu Chan don't know where to grab her as shes a chick with b00bs and buns. Ayu sez she cant compete with boys (Which is why sports are seperate by Gender) and they praise Yamagishi being manly and cool and hot so he heps em with cleaning.

Chapter 013

Marugoshi, Hige Godzilla and Cannibal Teacher are on a hike as they didn't wanna spend money and are hungry . Some bystanders drop a spall piece of food and the 3 sub humans fight over it with Hige Godzilla spitting on it but Marugoshi not caring. They see everyones laughing at em like a brain damaged irishmasn spazzing out and rambling on about what he/they thinks things were like 70 years ago. They ask for food but are ignored and the other 2 hold down Marugoshi and pull the food outta his throat and Hige Godzilla eats it but Marugoshi tries to cut it outta his gut. They see the students from school and Fukurokoji is their pack mule carrying their cr-p and f==ks out from overwork like a kid in an iphone factory when not being chewed up in the machines so they have lunch. The trio of teachers go to bed and offer better grades but the kids ignore em and eat like when you go to the third world and the gaijin you this guy u dont like in a cage and burn him and ur drinking a mountain dew and not letting him have it. Fukurokoji spits out a plum seed and the trio chases after it and fall off a cliff with Marugoshi hanging from a noose tree, Hige Godzilla hanging from his long thin b0ner Apron and Cannibal Teacher hanging from his log of cr=p dangling from his open anus outfits tail. Hige Gozilla's outfit rips off and down goes Cannibal Teacher but Marugoshi unties his apron and drops Hige Godzilla like a deuce, only to fall trying to climb up as the branch he's on snaps and the kids go onward.

Chapter 014

Its raining and thundering and Jubei is scared by it and Yamagishi comforts her and Ayu with a hug like a p-mp. They find a mountain hut and go in and start a fire to heat up and all get nude so the wet clothes won't f em and they'd be in the same boat and not look at each other. The boys are too nervous to check out the naked chicks and the girls tease em by going up to em but Marugoshi, Hige Godzilla and Cannibal Teacher come by the hut and the kids hide in the futons with no time to get their clothes. The teachers come in and heat up and f--k around trying to take off each others clothes to dry off but they are in speedoes and loincloths, wait, only loincloths. They see the kids clothes and recognize its their students and look around to see them naked like hollywood producers with uncut noses. The boys try fighting em but get beat down and the chicks are gonna get uncovered but Jubei throws an Apple and not the chick fro Zillion and the 3 chase it cuz they hungry like world vision kids and fall off a cliff. The girls say how gross it'll be to be seen by those devolved guys but Jubei thinks she'd like to show Yamagishi. The chicks come down and fawn over the guys and their manliness, even Fukurokoji who is brave when pushed like gohan but he came 1st and don't f it up as much. The girls check out the sunrise and the boys are awake and faking being out cold and enjoy checking out the naked chicks.

Volume 2

Chapter 015

So the weather is good and Hige Godzilla and the little c=ck suckers he teaches don't wanna study so they watch the Cherry Blossoms and Hige Godzilla has a banquet in the class so the other teachers dont find out. The girls move the desks and boys get food and mats and and party with sake but Marugoshi walks by and finds out. He busts in with a katana and slices at Hige Gojira for letting kids drink but it cuts off his caveman outfit and he sez Marugoshi wants to see him naked. Marugoshi hates the thought of being gay for Hige Godzilla and tries to slag him in what today might be said to be gay panic but Hige Godzilla jumps out the window and falls through the Cherry Blossom Tree naked but prances off with branches to cover his parts and sings. Marugoshi sez the kids are as guilty and slices at em but only cuts open the clothes of girls from the back like Yajarobi almost cutting through vegeta's armor in the 1st third of DBZ. Yamagishi gives him water to drink but its Sake and he gets drunk and sings devolvedly, then puts his apron on his head and dances as the pta chairman is comming by to inspect the place with the principal and sees him maing a jacka55 of himself like a frenchie in high school after chocolating him/herself up. Later he whines to his mom or wife or both or w/e of his monthly salary being cut and she sez quit or u'll wake da kids(He has kids?! Wnder how they felt of him after Heisei Harenchi Gakuen with his hot dog removal).

Chapter 016

Hige Godzilla is going back to his hometown and beats out a The Jainitor looking homie and jacks his ticket as both were going the same way. Yamagishi and Fukurokoji beat out 2 kids and jack their tickets to follow him and on the train they wonder about lunch. Hige Godzilla beats up a boxed lunch seller with his spiked cluk (not his b0ner) and the guy falls in front of the train as the driver chases him and he's too stoopid to move left/right. Hige Godzilla jacked his lunches he was selling but Fukurokoji took em when he was beating the seller and they eat em. Later after Hige Goojira had food after attacking a kiosk and they arrive at his home town he's greeted by his similar looking family including Yoko, Kazuko and Kiyoko who are guys with girly names like the frenchies call their alleged sons michelle/alexis/christine/evelin/nicole/jean/justine ect. The Godzilla Klan rides home on horses to an indian village but the American indians not the telemarketer kind who wont stop calling about duct cleaning and Hige Godzilla meets his mom whos a f==kin midget and he beats on her. So she's dead and they have a funeral and have a large graven idol to their Godzilla god and go to capture cute chicks to sacrifice like the hollywood guys do in secret. Meanwhile da boys met up with the Harenchi chicks like Ayu who were camping and go swimming with Ayu in the nude but Ayu lied of not bringing a swimsuit. After swimming she don't like the cold water even though she don't got a weener that shrinks and goes back as the boys swim. The Godzilla Klan attacked the camp and got the chicks and Yamagishi didn't find his pants in time so they got away and Hige Godzilla caught and recognized Ayu. At the place of the graven idol like new york but less daemon worshippers, the girls are on crosses and lit on fire but Yamagishi comes in wearing Cowboy gear like Bada55 John Wayne who we need more guys like today instead of beta males and soy boys like on reddit. He brought the cops and burn the Godzilla Klan on Crosses for their crimes(have they sacrificed other chicks like this b4?)

Chapter 017

Its a new school year and the kids are going into 6th grade (like Komoe in Eiken with her massive b000bs). Yamagishi and Fukurokoji celebrate that the girls are growing hotter and Hige Godzilla brings in the girls for the annual class change and they are in swimsuits. The boys celebrate and Yamagishi wants Jubei and the teachers want all the cute girls who are like 12 but thats ok in Japan and on many parts the support diversity. Teacher Silver(Like long john silver or long d0ng silver) has the chicks come out 1 at a time and the 1st is a little girl who no one want cuz shes not sexy to em(but would be to bi den jr) and is thrown back. Silver brings out a hotter kid and Marugoshi gets her and puts her in his cage. This repeats 2x more and when Hige Godzilla and Cannibal Teacher whine he jump kicks Hige Godzilla in his candy a55. Another girl goes up and its like a slave auction in libia after president husein and hiller E took down gadaffi and the mus lms took over and when Cannibal Teacher wants her, he's beat out by Marugoshi. The umbrella c=xk sucker wants the next one but is beat out and Marugoshi gets her and the next few but when Blonde Japanese Ayu Chan goes up, Hige Godzilla tries but is beat out by Marugoshi. Silver brings out the best one Yagyu Mitsuko Jubei and Marugoshi has a tug of war with Hige Godzilla with her arms but they fight with katana and club. Cannibal Teacher fights Umbrella dude over it with spear and umbrella and I think this was from the penguin in batman. Umbrella dude is but was beat out by Marugoshi who beat Hige Godzilla and gets all the cute chicks. Yamagishi and Fukurokoji wanna be in dat class with all the babes but Marugoshi won't take male students this year like a college with safe spaces that thinks straight European descended dudes are a danger to the malcontents.(but in Heisei Harenchi Gakuen he's at an all girls school and loses his parts so this kinda predicted it). the chapter ends wit the duo vowing to get in dat class to be with the babes.

Chapter 018

After Go Nagai introduces the chapter, we see the boys in a boys only class taught by Hige Godzilla and everyones bummed and not lie Guts in Berserk by that big black guy. After arguing over the saying of born under a bad hoshi(star or bridge) like its Seinfeld, they wanna check out if Marugoshi is into any unholy activities with the 6th grade chicks and send Fuusen(balloon ) who's light like a ninja. He sees Marugoshi has a spear and is yelling at the chicks to wear swimsuits to class and tells the boys and then we see the chicks wearing swimsuits in class like boys want in higher grades. Marugoshi has da dames bring out the desks/chairs and block the door so the others can't get in and Yamagishi gives a spirit raising speech to get the class to bring it to Marugoshi Kattobingu! The go up to face him and he comes out but not like back door bruce and things look epic as it ends.

Chapter 019

After Jubei sez he likes Yamagishi being cool and Ayu liking Fukurokoji cuz hes like a pet, Yamagishi attacks Marugoshi with a sword against his Spear, then cuts to later when the paper sez Marogoshi took the girls captive and beat the guys trying to save em so the Riot Police were called in. Yamagishi rips up the paper in anger and gets nailed by his dad for it and mocked for not beating Marugoshi, a groin I mean grown man with years of martial arts training. Its been three days and Marugoshi is still with the girls and the cops cant do sh-t cuz they are his hostages he sez he'd ice if they try anything. The chix are amazed to be on tv and Marugoshi has the officers send em a TV or he'd slag a chick. After getting the tv he watches the news (which TOTALLY won't lie) sez 45 chick students are hostage and some are Yukiko Agai, Goeko Ishikawa, Tome Oyamada and Junko Ota (after Go Nagai's assistants Yukio Agai, Ken Ishikawa, Tsutomo Oyamada and Gosaku Ota) and the girls are happy to be on tv like heroes. Marugoshi uses this chance to promote his store as Mami and Yamagishi watch on tv. The news talks to the principal of the school but not Edajima Heihachi of Otoko Juku, as this principal is in the nut house and reporter Ishikawa (whos a parody of Ken Ishikawa) interviews him. Principal walks around in the nude with a medal like in the olympics covering his parts and don't say sh-t but takes the mic and spins it walking off(better than the meat spinning). The news talks to the pta who loves Marugoshi bringing attention to their cr-ppy school and then Michiko Araki, Marugoshi's wife) comes in with their kid and sez on a speaker that the sponsor is proud of his work and hang in there, also they are sending them food. After a meal, Jubei sez to give an interview and the reporter who is chosen is the male secretary from Father's Soul/Chichi No Tamashi who's doing this as a part time job and don't wanna die in someone elses manga. After b--ching about Marugoshi for a while he's let in by him and Marugoshi only plugs his butt store, then the gurlz act sad like its bad to be captive by him to get more attention like girls are known to to. Yamagishi gets fired up and wants to save her and Hige Godzilla with Chieko(possibly Baisho) watch and she wants Hige Godzilla to save em so she'd be more popular. Fukurokoji sez he's got 2000 men to save the chicks and Yamagishi readies his counter attack.

Chapter 020

Its 5 am and 2000 guys are ready to save the chicks from Marugoahi but so is the Riot Cops and both attack. The Riot Cops beat on the students as they are used to it and in 1960s Japan they had to bust up malcontent students a lot(if only America would do that to those university dinks). Marugoshi and the chicks cheer on the riot cops and Fathers Soul guy is glad his manga got more views after his guest spot in Harenchi Gakuen and tells of the events going on now. Hige Godzilla and Chieko(possibly Baisho) watch on tv and she has a plan to save em. After the Rio cops hauled off the students Chieko(possibly Baisho) comes over and sez Marugoshi has a savage face like peking man and he's got the untamed wild cr-p modern men don't and wants to star with him in Barbarian Gambler The Howl Of The Wild. Marugoshi runs over and Chieko gives a Peace Sign to signal Hige Godzilla to comes down on a rope from the roof and save the kids. The kids don't wanna be saved and they cut the rope like its a kosher d0ng but not with teeth and he falls on the ground below. Chieko gets hm to the hospital and Marugoshi makes it there to meet her but she's gone and Yamagishi is there after escaping to fight him. Yamagishi has a stick and beats his head and the cops arrest him as his wife sez t stay strong. Marugoshi sez this is his 6th Conviction(But he can still teach kids? I blame the union) and the guy from Marugoshi Department Store will care for his fam. He sez sorry to the pta and the soccer moms of it cheer him on. Yamagishi goes in to save the girls but they didn't wanna be saved like union members who don't want Right To Work Las

Chapter 021

As Marugoshi is in jail and probably dropping the soap(spoiler: Heisei Harenchi Gakuen has him being bummed) Hige Godzilla introduces the new Teacher Macaroni from Italy. He takes off his poncho, as I guess Go Nagai thought Italy was mexico cuz of all those clint eastwood things, and is wearing only a cowboy hat spurs, and a well placed gunbelt. He rearranges the seats so girls in the front and guys in the back and notices Yamagishi's bada55 spirit and after asking his name, makes him the number 1 with special treatment. He lets Yamagishi sit nets to him and when Yamagishi wants to sleep, he gives him a pillow ad his poncho as a blanket. After waking up he gave him a 1st class restaurant meal and when the other kids b--ch of it he tells em to stfu and fires his gun in the ceiling. If they got a problem with it they can face him in a duel(Synchro Summon: Odin Father Of The Aesir, In Attack Mode!) and school lunches are enuff for em. Yamagishi wants to eat like this all the time and Macaroni seems interested in him is a possibly lgtbqia2+map way. After class he wants to escort him home but Yamagishi don't consent and the other kids think its f'd that he favors Yamagishi. Yamagishi don't think Macaroni is bad buy Jubei nails him in the head with a book bag or w/e. At night Macaroni goes to Yamagishi's place and invites him for a walk where he wants to be equals and good friends. In the par they look at the moon and he goes all nambla on him and wants a kiss as he likes boyish women and wants to marry him. Yamagishi isn't queer so he don't consent and sez he's a boy but Macaroni don't care and beats the black offa him in what would be called gay panic today. The next day he treats Fukurokoji with favor and Yamagishi smiles knowing the yaoi that will face.

Chapter 022

Yamagishi likes tis skirt flipping add and his loli sister Mami wears different colored pants under her dress any day. Yamagishi decides to copy what he saw on v and goes to class sooner than usual and flips Jubeis skirt, which p-sses her off. So the boys go around flipping skirts including Cannibal Teacher lifting Hige Godzilla's skirt to see his candy a55. Also chicks pull off dudes pants and Hige Godzilla removes Cannibal Teachers Loincloth and Go Nagai tells of it. Later Jubei's brother Munefuya Yagyu goes Ninja and gets her outta bed to tell her he filled the pool and wanted to swim with her as they had 40 mins. They go in the pool and she goes on the diving board but her bro cuts off her bikini top and nabs it when she falls in the pool. He gets her bottom with a wire and will wait for her to come out, but if not, he'd give her 15 mins to get dressed and go to school, which she sez should be enough time(Thats ur sister! But hay, its manga! Its normal there. Love is love!). He taunts her and later runs off to get to class and Jubei gets outa the pool nude. She gets dressed and goes to school in a dress and her bro hid her undies and she's going commando like Yukiko in Enma-Kun. She sneaks around worried of guys doing the skirt flip and in class Hige Godzilla has the class vote and the winner is; lessons are cancelled and today they'd skirt flip. Jubei comes in and Yamagishi tells her what the class is doing and she fights off the guys trying to flip her skirt. They think she's got unusual undies and try to flip her skirt to see but she runs. When cornered they are gonna do it but she tells em she ain't wearing undies and the lusty boys wanna do it more. She slaps Yamagishi and tells him off and he sees she's not playing so he defends her and will beat up anyone who trys it. Hige Godzilla hears and tells he teachers to look at a 6th graders crotch and they swarm out like all the raepists in that Robocop Remake vid that guy did where Robocop blows off all their parts. Yamagishi tells the kids to defend Jubei from the lusty teachers and the chapter ends.

Characters

• Yasohachi Yamagishi
• Mitsuko Yagyu
• Fukurokoji
• Hige Godzilla
• Araki Matagoro
• Oyuki
• Mami Yamagishi
• Munefuya Yagyu
• Wakako
• Michiko Araki
• Chieko
• Macaroni