| Full Metal Lady | |
|---|---|
[[ In the manga her nips are out | |
| Manga information | |
| Kanji | フルメタルレディ |
| Romaji | FuRuMeTaRuReiDi |
| Other names | |
| Genre | Sci Fi, Action |
| Author | Go Nagai |
| Illustrator | Go Nagai |
| Original publisher | Bear Comics |
| Other publishers | |
| Demographic | Seinen |
| Magazine | |
| Original run | August 1988, February, April 1989 |
Full Metal Lady is a manga series about Alien Metal devolving people into monsters and warriors, like Wild Cards but sexier.
What Happens[]
Chapter 01[]
In the distant future year of 1991, this space craft got f'd and pooped out a spray of gold balls on Earth, but they were too small to be noticed by people. In the woods, this guy on the run from guys trying to slag him cuz he tried to ice their boss and i think its a mafia or union thing. His handgun broke and he found a spacecraft and went in and found an alien thing that looked like a robot, but its head comes off and this gold ball comes outta it and turned back to a flesh being but alienic and the sphere went to him. When the mafia or union guys came for him, he busted out all devolved like Gold Claw beefing up in Re: Cutie Honey OAV 001 and slags em like Violence jack before eating em.
Chapter 02[]
In Summer 1991, in the soviet republic of california, this naked blonde babe Maria Schrader runs around nude showing off her curvy thicc bod as her dad wants her to wear a swimsuit cuz she's only 14 but looks hot like the sailor scouts but thiccer. She goes in the pool for some nude swimming or skinny dipping but shes too curvy for skinny and this golden ball lands in the pool and cools the water. Later at the hospital her dad is told by the dr that she's pregnant but still a virgin and her unborn kid is growing fast and her being named Maria could be Biblical like the 13 year old Virgin Mary pregnant with the Savior. 2 years later its spring 1993 and this aerobics 80s babe Mayu Tsukimiya is 18 and leading a group of babes working out at a sports club as guys lust after her thicc bod. This alpha male sez to a regular guy that shes not in to men (Miko Mido's friend; oh, so ur a lez bi en? no won der you get pre tty h0r knee uh round me, just kid ding!) and is a virgin an butt virgin and mouth virgin but dont want a bf. After class she goes off and the average guy trys to flirt with her but forgot to say things and she drives out to somewhere to be alone like greta garbo and not the autismo who spazzes out over the made up danger of global warming. In the woods to enjoy nature, she sees a naked kid running around and the sky goes black and this monster comes to attack and has a long black b0nar. She tries to save the kid and is blasted by the monster to burn off her clothes and the kid fires a gold ball that turns into man parts and plows int her gut on her womb and she sh-ts fluid out her crotch and turns into a metal armor chick with red hair like Fire Venus but more covered up except her t-ts that are out.
Chapter 03[]
After turning into the Full Metal Alcachick the monster slugs her when she's confused by her Henshin Shokan but she took no damage from snapping a tree with her body. She fights the monster but a d0ng comes outta its mouth like on Alien but more crotchy and into hers and its b0nar goes for her transformers zone or butt and she punches into it b4 it b0ned her and pulls something out. It runs away and the rain starts but she's confused by her metal body that's soft like skin and how strong she is like a Henshin Manga(the Masked Rider! Only on Fox Kids!). The kid takes back the gold d0ng and b-lls and she goes back to being herself and is still nude cuz her clothes got burned off in the last ep (was it only damaging inorganic matter? like that Spider Man TAs ep with the laser?) and as the kid runs to her, she spazzes out and runs off and drives off naked as she cant take care of a kid whos got monsters after him. But she went back and hugged him but not in an x rated way like all the fanart of cattleya in queens blade and her kid as this was the start of her adventure.
Chapter 04[]
So she dressed the kid and herself in her work out clothes that look like an 80s music video and the kid uses telepathy cuz Go Nagai has a thing for it and uses it often but its rough on her so when he speaks its a mess of letters and probably would be computer sounds like a modem connecting to the phone line in the anime if this got one. She thinks its English and ain't too skilled in it and she sez shes Mayu and he sez hes L Schrader and is 1.5 but she sez he looks 4.5. They stop at a hotel and the guys hit on her in her skimpy aerobics outfit and she sez she and L fell in da river and needs a change of clothes. There's a shop near and they take a bath 1st cuz you gotta show off dat bod. In the womens bath he goes in and the girls find him cute and would probably b0ne with him if this were made today and he tells Mayu not to say his real name and sez he's Jimmy and is a gaijin friends kid. The bath chicks say he look like L the Miracle Kid whos said to be the 2nd coming of The Savior and came to Japan from America to be examined so the Americans won't go mental. Mayu remember how the papers said it was God's Child and Religious groups didn't want Dr's to examine him(which after all the evil dr's did, it kinda makes sense, like the opioid scam or the shots that devolve you or all the abortions and gender surgery on grade schoolers and secret gov experiments that THEY do) (Also, Japan can be trusted as I guess this means camp 731 was fake and they never vivisected the maruta if the people trust Honorable Nippon. Hear that maruta? Its non canon! Eat it maruta! and think about all the cr-p your kid did to each other like the Uyghurs and Christians and Tibet and Hong Kong and the Unborn) So Mayu thinks of the events of the last chapters with the monster and going chojin and then gets new clothes for her and some clothes for L. In the lobby, the news says L was attacked at the Narita Airport at 7 pm when Mayu was in the mountains. L shows her the events where these union or mafia guys slam into their car and slag his mom with a headshot and he vanishes into clothes to escape. he head unionite mafio du wants his sphere and wants L alive and devolves into the daemon fought in the other chapters.
Chapter 05[]
L sez mentally and not rectally that the spheres are Metal Life Formes and were made by aliens for long term space travel. His parents were carbon life formes and didn't get the dangers of space travel so they made em to use with Carbonites to make em stronger(like Demons and Humans fusing in Devilman??). 2 years ago, there was an accident in a ship going by the solar system and it dumped out the spheres that most fell into the sea and some made it to humans. A piece of the space ship made it to land and a human found it and got a sphere and this is seeming like Transformers Armada with the Minicons and the ship landing on the moon and a chunk landing on Earth for the teens to get. After the guy put the sphere in him, it devolved him to match his inner desires like Ganon in Zelda or the thing in Silent Hill Revelations and as the sphere has no will of its own, it took on the thing of its owner like the Jewels in Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora. Using this power he brought the Japanese crime groups under his power like a union boss fusing unions to rule and might rule the world like M Bison in Street Fighter wants. In the woods the bad guy whos name isnt really said so far, says to his goons the kid and chick are in a hotspring and he can teleport em there. In the hotel Mayu and L talk and have a soft moment of innocent clean love like a mother and child and he says she has inner goodness so she turns into a beautiful goddess when the sphere got in her. Then the mafia gets in and shreds the place with gunfire as they dont know which one is the target. She turns into Full Metal Babe and slags the bad guys but then the devolved monster guy attacks and wants to raepe ad eat her like he's one of those high status hollywood guys and shes a grade schooler. They fight and she kicks off his head like with Jun Asuka and Ginnai Doma in the Iron Virgin Jun oav and the L gets back the metal sphere and says his mission is to recover the spheres. The end. Well its more of a new beginning but they gotta leave it open ended so if they wanna do more things they have somewhere to go.