The name's Angel, but don't let dat fool you, I can be a b==ch when I wanna be.
Domo Iyahaya is a bada55 tough fierce aggressive chick from Iyahaya Nantomo who is manlier than most anime guys today.
Iyahaya Nantomo[]
Volume 01[]
Sayoko Iyahaya asks grammy of her cousin Nantomo whos her age and who's rents moved overseas and left him in their care. Then they see some hobo eating the dogs food and ask who he is, only for him to say Iyahaya(or Goodness Gracious) and when they him if that's his name he sez Nantomo(not really) and they think he's Nantomo Iyahaya and he runs but granny sends the servants(are they indentured?) to chase him. He evades and Sayoko catches him. Granny is disgruntled at how cr-ppy he looks and has the bikini babes give him a bath and new clothes. Granna sez the Iyahaya fam is a big conglomerate and da best in Japan. Also he can't call the Patriarch Grandpa and must show respect as this is like staying Kosher with all these rules and the head is Totetsumo Iyahaya(Spewed Iron Face), Granna is Haya Iyahaya(Early House), The Only Daughter is Domo Iyahaya(Fierce/harsh) who's the Top Stockholder, The Son in law is Matsutaku Iyahaya] who's an Iron Processing Manager and kinda meek like with Iron Virgin Jun. Nantomo wants to tell them he's not Nantomo but Totetsumo sez Motsutomo Iyahaya (Namtomo's dad) wanted him here and he's gonna be raised for the next decade and Nantomo must honor the family and its traditions and reputation. When Nantomo don't get it, her tells Nantomo that after the war, equality was a big thing but humans wont be equal as some are better than others and feudalism worked well. Also he gets sidetracked with cannibalism(What is he?! ME!?). Domo sez to respect Totetsumo most and her 2nd most and her candya55 husband least as she regrets bringing him into the family as he's a beta male and soy boy. They eat and Nantomo eats steak with his hands and Matsutaku gets only a bread roll cuz he s-cked. Totetsumo is disgruntled at Nantomo's bad manners and Doma think he needs discipline and needs work. After dinner Nantomo goes to his room and gets his newly cleaned clothes on and Totetsumo gets a call from America from Motsutomo who sez The REAL Nantomo didn't wanna leave em and is going to American School. Totetsumo realizes that the Nantomo they got is NOT the real one and thinks he wanted to ruin their family honor and frame em for kidnapping as they pretty much imprisoned someone. So to cover it, Domo is gonna actually kidnap him and fake him being their kid as these guys are kinda ret-rded in their thinking, I assume its like the royals how there's inbreeding! Look at the evil king charles! his/her rents were cousins(Well, that's different enough. Its not like twins in love like Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer or Star Wars). They catch Nantomo and like the Armon Tanzerian ep of the Simpsons, Doma sez "From now on, you ARE Nantomo Iyahaya" and has Matsutaku teach him etiquette since he's not a REAL member of the family and knows what its like to be a poor(Like the bad guys in the korea film parasite? That one shows the evil and inhumanity of poors. Like with Batman where joe chill slagged the Humans).
The next day Nantomo don't wanna wear proper clothes and goes to Kenkin Academy and the hairless principal is glad to have 2 Iyahayas so he gets more donation money and rolls out a literal red carpet. But when Nantomo comes by, Principal grabs him to dispose of until Domo tells him "That IS Nantomo" and when its said Nantomo's clothes are cr=ppy, Domo b--ches out and strangles him like that savage in Do The Right Thing when his boom box broke. After busting his head on her knee, he accepts Nantomo and Domo tells Sayoko to keep Nantomo outta trouble and unwholesome cr-p. She is driven off in her big a55 limo and tells Sherlock Pochi the great detective to keep Nantomo from befriending the wrong kinda people and to keep an eye on him by having him at school. she stops the car and lets em outta the trunk and Pochi and Alphonse introduce themselves until Pochi's coat is caught in the trunk and is dragged off like the dog in National Lampoons Vacation. In class, Nantomo is introduced and starts p-ssing in the corner as the kids laugh(Teacher; what are you doing?! Nantomo: P-ssing!) but thinking Domo would beat his a55 over saying "this place isn't good enough for his to whizz on?!" allows him to keep pumping out the p-ss which will stink up the classroom like slums in LA where hobos p-ss and sh-t and puke j-rk off and die. so teacher tries to teach but Nantomo is being ret-rded and sits on the desk and starts at him and poots. 1 teen sez the class has devolved into a joke and 1 guy questions Sayoko is he's really her cousin and wants to punish Nantomo for making Sayoko lie to cover it. So after class the teacher leaves and the kids run to Nantomo and he freaks out and runs and Sayoko sends the kids catch him or she might get in trouble(Which means she'd probably get beat her and give her an Enema) then calls Pochi to say how Nantomo escaped but Pochi is in traffic in a car a55. Alphonse tells him to take off his Jacket and he does but b--ches at him saying "I knew to do that from the start and in my jacked was my boy Detective Badge and Notebook". They go to catch Nantomo and Alphonse calls the cops to say there's a criminal at the school, but calls the fire department my mistake as he's a mongoloid. At the school the people spazz out over thinking theres a fire and at 1 part its 5 mins out both ways and they don't know which way is the fire so they vote and f--k about. Alphonse and Pochi start a fire so the fire department isn't called for no reason and when the firemen think it was a prank, they see a fire. inside Nantomo sees em torchin the place and they say its a campfire so Nantomo burns more papers and the diarrhea duo escape. Nantomo dances in joy at the fire and the school sees him in da window and spazzes out as he's important and the staff runs in. Nantomo climbs down the wall like he's c-ck suckin spider man and the teachers get where he was and the way back burns closed.
Later the teacher is cooked and sez the class is lessoned to 6 hours and cuz of the fire he's leaving but Sayoko has him get the athletic club captains to the conference room. Sayoko brings him to the room and the clubs think if an Iyahaya goes to their club they'd get more donations. the baseball club turns him down as he wants to pitch and they'd lose the championship. The Volleyball club wants him as a massager of the chicks and Nantomo wants to but Sayoko sez it should be about the sport not stoopid reasons and sez no for him. So he joins the Sumo club and it has 1 ring in the dirt and Mawashi loincloths (Like Mawashi Taro in Sailor Moon?) and Sayoko funds them and has a Sumo Center built in a few panels but wants them to challenge another school and Nantomo will play so the mom Domo can see. If this brings dishonor to the family as the name is on it, then they might wind up like the brits charles b0ned besides carmilla. Also Sayoko sez she had a brother and sister but they are gone now for not living up to the Iyahaya standards(like sodomus larda55 marlon brando aborting his illegitimate kid with the mexican from west side story?). so they try teaching Nantomo of the sport but he's cr-ppy at it and they try to think of how to avoid getting eps teened by the Iyahayas, like sending Nantomo last to try to beat Yomo Academy b4 he fights. this boris karloff from frankenstein looking c-ck sucker from Yumo academy hears of the tournament and wants to cream em and in Kenkin Academy, the guys train but dont want Nantomo involved as he'd f em up. At night Nantomo sleeps in the dog Peso's house and Pochi and Alphonse tell the Totetsumo there's no missing kid reports and go out to find the real identity of Nantomo. Sayoko sez she likes Nantomo like a toy as she's bored of her past toys and looks forward to seeing him hurt(what a b--ch). The next day its the tourney and Sayoko sez to not let Domo and Grandpa down and the frankensteins monster muthur f--kur picks up the captain of the sumo team with 1 hand. when Nantoomo sez he's competing they laugh at him like he's using a non tier 0 deck in Yugioh, but as the meme goes; tiers are for qvveers. So Sayoko laughs at not Nantomo has no chance and the rules are said like in a Yugioh season 0 Manga where the fighter who wins can continue and theres 10 players. Makoto Kuri faces Futoshi Nokumaban and b4 the match starts he p-ssed himself like the devolved midget in the garbage pail kids movie and runs out. After the ring is cleaned, Shigeru Hajikokorome is called in and runs out like a sissy, as does the other team members. So Captain Donketsu Edomon goes in and his face is beat blooded, but is caught by the foe to keep him in the ring and beat on more until he's chucked out. So the rival team thinks it has won, it thinks all is well, but kiss a thicc a55 Blue shall see you in Hell! and Nantomo comes in and sez he's gonna win. The foe don't wanna but is told to do so by a higher rank one and faces him. Sayoko cheers for him and Totetsumo thinks he's brimming with confidence and when they face off, Nantomo goes under him and pulls off his thong and wins as if ur thong falls off you lose(Like if ur D Wheel stops in a Turbo Duel you lose in the Manga of Yugioh 5Ds). Also there's no rules against removing the foes thong so Nantomo wins. Sayoko hugs her mom in joy but backs off as her mom is an ice b--ch and stares at her coldly enough to harden your hips. Nantomo dethongs the next opponent and Domo thinks its a no good way to win but Sayoko thinks it is. As the Yumo team is training covering their Japanese man parts, which contrary to what you head, are not small, I saw a Wikipedia article that was since censored that sez the average man thing in Japan is 12 point something long, only a few points from the American at 12 point higher numbers, the average korean man thing is 8 point something, and the average african man thing is 14 point something, now I know what ur thinking, 14 inches?! thats a butt breaker! Or There's no way an average korean is 8 point something. Well, these are in metric so its not what Humans are used to. I think 2 inches is 5 centimeters or something. I don't know. f the metric system. So boris karloffice goes to glue his mawashi to his crotch so it wont come off. His name is Gokokuji Rannosuke and he faces Nantomo who tries to en-nuden him but the thong is too strong. After some backflips and dodges to avoid frankenpee ness's attacks. The people figure out he glued his thong on and there's no rules against a dog playing baseball so its kosher. Nantomo hides behind the ref who's then p-mp slapped out of the ring but holds on. So Nantomo shoves his a55 out and is cornered by Gokokuji Rannosuke who does a body slam to crush him into paste. but Nantomo evaded and Gokokuji Rannosuke touched the outside of the ring and beat himself. He whines that "there's no way he evaded me w\o jumping outside the ring" but there's no footprints outside the ring. Nantomo thinks how he jumped on the referees head(like super mario?!) and wasn't caught. so he won the championship and its a big parade and him with a trophy and Nantomo sez hes in 4th grade and dont know what Jr High is and Sayoko sees thats why hes so small.
Volume 02[]
After Sanbo Daihonei has Ganriki Banriand Ranzatsu Sobo sent to kidnap Nantomo but they took Yuri Benten, Nantomo goes off to help as the naked chicks dig in the rubble for a Kimono and runs through a meeting where Domo Iyahaya talks with the principal about what he thinks of Nantomo and she beats principal for teaching the kids weird cr-p(wait til all the woke monkeys come in and try to teach the kids ctr and gender issues! go Nagai predicted the future!).
Later Sayoko has a meeting abotu the Iyahaya Palace being f'd cuz Akemi Kanbara Kyoko Mange and Yuri Benten were Jack I mean slacking off and she blames Nantomo too. But Nantomo and Benten blew the Hatesate Palace so they are free to go and Akemi Kanbara and Kyoko Mange would be punished by the Cherry Blossom blizzard(Is that where f--kin Monster Rancher got it?!). Nantomo wants to help em but its not for Men to see which is RACIST against his GENDER! HATE CRIME! TRIGGERED! DYING OF AUTISM ATTACKS! Hnnnnnnnng!) So Nantomo comes home and a guy watching from a telescope far away sez to learn more of the world and as Nantomo's grandpa he's watching him, then the queen comes in offscreen and they talk. At night Domo Iyahaya is gonna get rid of Nantomo's unmanliness and make it so he don't embarrass her again like in the principal's office and tries training in Kendo by beating him with a Kendo Sword. but Nantomo vanished from the clothes and Domo is p-ssed in the dojo Iyahaya's trained in for generations.
Later Nantomo is out and this big dark guy comes up and Nantomo smiles. Domo and Totetsumo Iyahaya talk of how they are proud Sayoko nailed Doshita Hatesate(well, it was her minion but still) and they got a parents visitation day in 3 days and then at the Kekkin Academy its the Parents Visitation Stadium. The factions are heated up cuz Doshita was injured and The Iyahaya Broadcasting Station has Iboji Kogoro and English teacher Koyayashi as commentators. Once a year the Parents Visitation Day is held and students compete and determine grades as parents watch. Koyayashi explains how the 2 factions compete with the best students in each subject and the students are graded in 5 on each. Tensions are high in case with the place being so divided they might go ape and start violently killing each other, like America after dealing with cocain hussein running it into the ground. So the 10 of each side are in places to spring into action. Doshita shows up to show he's not beat and the Hatesate broadcasting station has swirly glasses nerds in there. Also is Doshita's dad Dosuru Hatesate and his mom Satemo Hatesate and dad used gangster groups to help his quick growing conglomerate. Kogoro Iboji gets the Iyahaya crowd to mock Doshita over whats under his waist as a pun on his name and Doshita spazzes out. Also the Iyahayas show up and the announcer sez its 1975, the 50th year of the Showa Era and they sing the school song and lift both family flags. Round 1 is math and the Iyahaya Klan sends Computer Yamazakiwith an IQ of 256(Robotnik is 300 but hes a feminist so it don't count) and won the last 2 years while being his 7th time chosen as a player. Koyayashi thinks it'll be an easy win like Joey in Yugioh thinking Rex's Dinosaurs can beat Weevils Bugs but he didn't think of Trap Cards. Saitaro Tenpu is chosen from the Hatesate Klan and no one knew of him cuz da butler or w/e who let Nantomo in the Hatesate place, wait, its Vice Principal Koramata, sez he enrolled Saitaro Tenpu today and Sayoko tells her minions to file a complaint with the judges but she's told Saitaro Tenpu was enrolled today and Domo b--ches out at the Principal over not stopping it but he didn't know. She beats on him like shes a french woman you just to "go die in a gutter slum scum" but as Domo is not french, she can actually beat up a guy. Koyayashi and Iboji talk about the fight between principal and Domo and how after a beat down, he accidentally grabbed her b00bz and got chucked off the stand. Jumonji checked out the background on Saitaro and found he's got an IQ of 442 and transferred 385x(If he was kicked out of over 300 schools, then its OBVIOUSLY the SCHOOLS that are the problem! NEVER the one being kicked out while the NORMAL ones stayed! And if you disagree, YOU are RACIST!!). Domo remembers him as The Number Killer (Like Number Hunter in Yugioh ZeXaL with Sexy Anna Kozuki and her bouncy t-ts?). Everyone Iyahaya gets bummed and shocked from hearing it and finds he's a pro who takes exams for others(Which defeats the whole point of taking an exam and if you "pass" without being qualified, then it only f--ks things up when you get in and can't function at the required level! Look at soviet canada electing that beta male cuz his alleged dad had the job first!). He can do any math problem in seconds and once a teacher suicided from a student calling him a guy when he didn't FEEL like it that hour being unable to comprehend his problem solving speed. The referee brings in the Judges: Minister of Education Oshoku, President of Akari University Motokura, Science Nobel Prize Winner the guy who invented lobotomies to help the mentally ill not deal with their insanity through destruction of their ability Dr. Sukoi, Sports Promotion Chairman Hashirei and Pen Island Club Chairman Muchakoji. After frisking them for cheating devices the problem is brought out of Japans biggest bank vault and the problem is written out: Sin F (Pythagoras 12 + Mazinger Z). The 2 guys go up and a divider in chief is put between em so they don't copy and they got 30 mins, or 1 New Cutey Honey oav, to solve it. Yamazaki writes a lot but erases it as its chalk and not markers you get brain damage from sniffing. He does a few times and soon theres 10 mins left. Number Killer writes something then goes off and grins at Yamazaki who spazzes out and starts writing hard. Time runs out and he can't take it and bites it like Garisuke Igaya. He didn't solve the problem but if the Number Killer didn't then both get Grade 3. Number Killer put: F (Einstein Z) over Tan 0 -3 Long division sign (G Mazinger) and got it right so Hatesate wins and the Iyayaha gets Grade 1. Domo wants revenge and Sayoko agrees.
Round 2 is Science and Rika Kawai(Like Yugioh Kawai from Wedding Peach who caught BBW from the magic rice? Too bad we didn't see Momoko enfatten, that would be HOT! Esp with a long expansion scene of her swelling up and moaning!) who's 12 and has an IQ of 414 and its her 1st time competing. Hatesate sends out Koide Edison and the test is on RoboTechnology which makes Sayoko worried as Kawai is good at tests but maybe not tinkering with machines like The Tinkerer from Spider-Man The Animated Series on Sega Genesis! Domo thinks the test was leaked and both teens gotta defuse a TNT thing in a Shockproof chamber b4 it blows. Benten sees Edison is whistling and can use it with her bursting b00bs and changes the nipple charge to his wavelength. Nantomo runs Bentens belly for her Benten Tattoo and it comes out and brings her baku dan nyu in the chamber b4 it closes. Now the teens got 30 mins to defuse it or they go to H E Double africa! The defuzors tinker at it and the Koyayashi and Iboji comment on Kawai's cuteness even though she's 12, but what about Misty in Pokemon? She's like 10, and Pan in GT is 13-15 and THICC! So is Alexis in Yugioh GX and Sailor Venus. So Kawai is struggling and Edison whistles and blows himself out on the Benten Baku Dan Nyu and an ambulance takes him to get treatment even though he'd be dead by the end of this. Everyone thinks Edison got sloppy and Kawai is getting worried. Benten goddess was f'd by the blast and ain't in the mood to help but when its almost over, Nantomo does some Violence Jack thing and the jigen bakudan disassembles itself. Rika Kawai faints and p-ssed herself like a garbage pail kid and Totetsumo Iyahaya gives her a 100 million yen scholarship. Rika is helped away by the nurse with whiz leaking out her miniskirt and this is someones fetish. Dosuru Hatesate is p-ssed that they got a 1 Grade and Iyahaya got the 5 when he paid 100 million yen to get the test info. T
Volume 03[]
The Iyahaya's, Domo, Totetsumo and Sayoko, as well as the principal are having lunch and chat about the up comming games as they got a 2 point deficiency but the afternoon games are more oomph. Principal sez the meal boy was bought out by the Hateasate and delivered their meals to them. So the Iyahayas get their forks and knives and rush in to Hatesate room and eat their d0ngs food and leave. Kogoro Iboji/Koyayashi announce that its the final round and Koyayashi scarfs his box lunch. The next contest is health and the Iyahaya member is Idomu Genkai from Hokkaido who broke the last years cold temp record at -120, breaking the last record by over 30 degrees as Hatesate's player Sho To died of frostbite. Competing against him is Reizoko Reito(Cold resistant beauty but sounds like frozen/refrigerated) who was 2nd place behind Sho To before. The salt water ice bath is brought in and the players get nude and get searched for cheating instruments which Sayoko covers her eyes but peaks through her fingers. Reito is bashful about getting bar a55 nude but should have thought about that before being made for a Goo Nagai Manga and Idomu covers himself in front of her. After they get chechked for cheating devices and Nantomo peaks through his fingers at her nude bod, they go in the salt bath and ice is dumped in to lower it but Reito sez its too hot and they add dry ice. The salt water freezes and they can see her curvy nude bod through the clear ice and Koyayashi and Kogoro bicker over binoculars Kogoro bought to check out the chicks. Then they go to the next level, Liquid Oxygen and Reito moans but keeps going. She wants them to wait before it gets to -90 before trying to get it to -100 but Idomu sez when the Judge thinks of it that its cheating and favoring 1 side. Domo sez to not wait but Totstsumo sez to wait as they got it in the bag(but really its a bad of spurm after the readers and author are j=rkin off to all the babes). Reito pinches Idomu's leg and he jumps and they add more cold and it gets to -130 and she squirms sexily and gives up after freezing and being taken off to be defrosted. Idomu wins but when the judge feels him, he's warm and they scan him and find he's got a Hakkin Pocket Heater in his a55 like Christopher Walkens watch and he's disqualified. Totstsumo ends Idomu's Scholarship and Reito is put on display as a statue until she thaws out. Iboji is glad she won and Koyayashi don't wanna say it but agrees as hes an Iyahaya man. Also Nantomo lusts after naked hard a55 Reito.
Volume 04[]
So there's 5 health games and of Iyahaya wins the next 4 games it wins the contest. After the contest is the cold resistance contest as in resisting a common cold. and the3rd game of Heat Resistance and The 4th test of the Diarrhea test and the 5th Torture Game to see who's more robust (not Cutey Honey's Robo Bust). The 2nd part of the Robustness Test is the dismemberment where they are tied to several animals and pulled apart. The chosen student is Archfiend Number 9305: An exchange student from the p0rn0 emmanuel academy, Shy Tereya. Yuri Benten and Tomonji Kikuno talk on how without their powres, they'd not be selected again and again and they'd win all their matches. Tomonji asks if Yuri is embarrassed to be seen nude and she sez yes and felt sorry for Akemi Kanbara. Darklord Number 7165 was chosen for Iyahaya and its Yuri Benten who b--ches at the ref for making em get nude as there's no way to cheat even with clothes(what about power armor under it or metal braces?) and sez the ref is a purvo. The ref disagrees and the audience sides with him and sez Genkai did cheeting too. They get down to bra and undies and Benten sez its enough but is told the Bra is suspicious and the guys and girls lust after em including Domo and Sayoko. Yuri objects at her small undies being a cheating thing but its ruled they gotta be nude and she curls up and pulls em off as guys lust after her and she thinks of covering like Akemi did. Tereya runs but is caught by the ref who grabs her large b00bs and the guys swarm her to feel her up like its india or a mus lim city and the clothes are taken off Tereya and the ref in the chaos con trol, with Koyayashi having accidentally taken the refs boxers and put em to his head, thinking he'd get ringworm after this. The naked chicks are chained to 4 big dogs who unlike Violence Jack or california DON'T b0ne em and pull the limbs, only to tire after a bit and they do it again with horses. The Wyld Stallions pull open the Tereya's arms and the commentators wanna see her crotch as they are deviants and crotches are gross. Benten is stronger and keeps her arms up and as Tereya is gonna show crotch, the horses give out and Koyayashi sez a fools determination can take down a horse (is that a brony ref?). They bring in the bulls like when Zeus turned into one and b0ned that chick in Greece but its actually an American Buffalo! They pull apart Tereya's legs and everyone sees her transformers zone and the Ref goes to check on Tereya who thinks he's gonna b0ne her and can't as this is Shonen and even Japan isn't that openminded and he asks if she's giving up. She sez no and the Buffalo continue and the stress makes Yuri's Benten Tattoo activate and her Benten comes out to hold the chains(wasn't it blown by that bakudan a few volumes ago?). They move on to the 4th round and Iboji thinks it'll be Kotetsu Jeeg or Grendizer but is told by Koyayashi its the elephant Cat(Like some weird Yugioh Card?). They bring in Elephants and have cat powder on the players and Tereya is freakin out over this as Benten worries. Iboji and Koyayashi interview Tereya and look up her crotch like Yukihige in Dororon Enpi-chan Chapter 2. So they dump cats on the naked chicks like its some kinda furry thing and they tickle em to keep em from tensing the muscles to hold the animals back. The elephants move and Yuri's Benten Tattoo holds the elephant but Yuri isn't holdin it with all the cats tickling her. Nantomo sez to try Nekoja but she sez the cats ain't trained, but as its a comedy manga, its worth a try and Benten plays the Shamisen and leads the cats dancing on hind legs off like the Pied Piper who took the kids. Benten gets stronger and pulls back the elephant and Yuri covers her big fake b00bs. Benten(theres several of em) moves the cats to Tereya who is tickled so much she se what sunds like giving up and Yuri wins w/o showing her open crotch. Tereya chases the cats to try to bring em home which makes me think she's gonna put em in her a55 (if were lucky)
The Hatesate offers for the 3rd Robustness contest a Whipping challenge with the Iyahayas and Koyayashi sez its cuz they desperate and mocks em. The contest is were they whip each other until 1 side gives up and Domo accepts as they were challenged since the Sengoku (On Neo Geo) Era and never retreated. Dosuru sez they gotta wait a bit to as their daughter is comming and the Iyahayas talk of which Hatesate to beat. The Iyahaya 10 support their masters and Yuri sez if you whip, aim your hand at what youre nailing. Totetsumo knows all 18 arms martial arts and will use it like a Scythe. Domo sz the Iyahayas are skilled at kung fu and Doshita sez he cant whip with his hand bandaged but Dosuru sez they'll win when Koja Hatesate arrives. He sent her to Sicily to train with the mafia as a hitman and is skilled with the whip (Like the mondol0id from Hokuto no Ken). Koyayashi and Iboji talk of how the Iyahayas will clean the Hatesate a55es and the match starts. Domo wraps her d0ng whip around Dosuru's whip as Totetsumo whips on him. Saoko easily beats on Doshita who's hands/feet are bandaged and isn't able to fight/run. As she whips he dink se invites Namtomo who's looking off into space. Domo took Dosuru's whip and is dual wielding and Satemo tries to whip but whips her own a55. Looking like Devilman, Domo whips her to seemingly kill her as Rerere No Ojisan from Tensai Bakabon sweeps leafs on her and burns em. Sayoko whips Doshita's a55 as his cloths bust off and show ow fat it is and wants to give up but Dosuru won't let him. Domo wants to slag em b4 they surrender and her with Totetsumo wraps whips arounfd Dosuru's neck and are killing him but Koja Hatesate jumps in wanting a whip.
Volume 05[]
So Koja Hatesate jumps in and Referee gives her the Whip and she uses it to break Domo and Tottsumo's whips on her dad Dpsuru's neck then beat down Sayoko and save Doshite. Doshite sez u saved me O Nee San but she thinks hes sloppy and tells him to whip back Sayoko who's not getting up for a while. Then that she don't care they iced her mom Satemo but after the torture on her kid bro and dad she's gonna send em to h-ll. Koyayashi and Iboji comment on how things look f'd for the Iyahaya Klan and Domo faces Koja who counters her skill and gets Domo in the face. Domo spazzes out from seeing her own blood and ditches the whip to attack Koja, but goes in the Hatesate stands and chews on the audience. Totetsumo 's legs are f'd out by Koja's whips and Koja's gonna torture him dead but Dosuru sez to ice his fam 1st to give him memories for the afterlife. Sayoko gets up and sez she'd not turn her back on a foe and would avenge her Grandpa. Koyayashi sez in the sexy Sayoko is the blood of Domo who's like Jaws and the chicks face off with Sayoko waiting for Koja to attack before she attacks but Koja is skilled and evades as Sayoko gets an arm shot. Sayoko jerks her arm and gets Koja in the face before going o an all out attack that is constantly dodged. Totetsumo thinks Sayoko can't match Koja's skill and eventually will f up and get countered. Koja spins her whip and breaks up Sayoko's then whips her clothes off like Gestapoko in Kekko Kamen OVA 1. Totetsumo begs her to stop as she can't marry if she's seen naked in public but Dosuru sez it serves them right for acting like the daughter of a distinguished fam and tells Koja to make her look like the daughter she deserves. Sayoko begs to stop and the Iyahaya 10 are gonna jump in lead by Yuri Benten but Tomonji Kikuno sez Nantomo is doing warm ups.
Sayoko is in her tighty whiteys and is gonna be whipped full on nude and sez she's lost but grandpa sez never to admit defeat as an Iyahaya. Koja is gonna make her suffer and won't accept her surrender but Nantomo circimmsizes Koja's whip as he finally figured out how Whips Work. Koyayashi thinks even Nantomo can't stop Koja's skills and its the end of the Iyahaya Klan and otta cross over to the Hatesate side but Iboji thinks there's still hope. The SM chick and oy clash whips and Nantomo counters her moves despite her thinking she can use more force. The whips wrap around eachother and she jerks him around and he stands his ground and uses some kind of mind power to make her freeze. Koyayashi thinks its over as Koja is like the snake and Nantomo is like the frog who is too scared to move but Koja gives up in a spazzy tourettes autismo way, much to Dosuru's distaste. Totetsumo thinks Nantomo saves the Iyahaya Klan and is more than a normal boy. Koyayashi and Iboji think the manga chapter is over and tells the readers see you next week but there's still pages left and Go Nagai didn't think of the next game yet. The hosts go back and forth for a while about Iboji wanting to know the game and Koyayashi wanting to keep it secret for Go Nagai to have more time to think, but the referee sez the next game is the Triangular Wooden Horse, Which Go Nagai thought of at the last min.
boji and Margret Friend(named after shojo mags Margret and Friend(Like Lego Friends?)) face doff in the Triangular Wooden Horse and they get nude below the waist down and Iboji has a big meaty d0ng! Its drawn comical so not to be illegal as japan can't show crotches but if its a tentacle or something then its ok. Koyayashi is mad at how shameless and harenchi Iboji is but Iboji is prod of his huge parts and shows em off fully nude. Margret thinks his body is beautiful and Koyayashi don't like it and Iboji uses his d0ng as a microphone like that guy in Apocalypse Zero played by the guy from Mon Colle Knights to talk of Margret undressing. So they get their arms tied and are put on the see saw Triangle Horse thing by big muscley guys and the goal is to get ur opponent to give up b shifting ur weight on it. Iboji leans forward and the thing goes down on Margrets side and it hits the ground and nails her crotch. She leans forward in pain and it makes Iboji's side go down and slam on the floor to buust his butt/parts. Iboji uses his secret move and moves his body w\ his man thing to make Margrets side slam and lands back to move her up to repeat. Margrets crotch bleeds but not the once a month way and the blood looks like flowers until she gives up and flls off so Iboji's side slams in the floor and busts his a55 with blood and sh-t flying out(but no spurm cuz hes not one of THEM).
Seeing what happened to the chick she's the O Nee San to, Osuka Berubara (a thing on Lady Osker from Rose of Versalles from Friend Magazine) challenged Iboji to the Triangle Slide(a note says Iboji would be a detective but have permanent Hemorrhoids). The Triangle Slide is a Triangle Horse but as a slide you ride on ur crotch and last one to the bottom wins. Iboji sez she otta quit being a Hatesate but she gives him a death gaze which surprizes him. They slide and Iboji uses his thighs to slow his descent as Osuka slides and bleeds which the blood lubes the slide to move faster. The females on Osuka's side interfere by dumping a bottle of food oil on Iboji's slide and it speeds his a55 up and destroys his anus and parts. Osuka thinks how her revenge for Margret is done and the crowd wigs out over the Hatesate cheating with Dosuru saying they won the game anyway as Totetsumo and him insult each other. Iboji cries in pain as he can't walk with a runed a55 and needs help to get to a dr while Osuka was taken on a stretcher by her fans. Things devolve like a soccer game in back door england and the 2 schools start a riot and beat on each other. Sanbo Daihonei sends half the Hatesate 10 to defend their masters while the other half attacks the Iyahayas. Benten is sent to defend Nantomo and Tomonji Kikuno guards Sayoko as Kasumi Ryuko leads the attack of the other 8. Totetsumo battles on, Domo bites a guys arm and Koja whips guys, also Koyayashi gets beat on. Eventually the ambulances arrive and get the treatment and Dosuru vows to use his connections of being backed by the biggest mafia guy in the world. Iboji has knives in his a55 and was forgot about and Nantomo who's unharmed and thinks humans might be without hope.
So Hatesate calls in his mafia guys to slag the Iyahaya's in 1 swoop but Totetsumohas it prepared and shows the worried Sayoko his secret hanger he hasn't been in for years with his Japanese WW2 Zero Fighters he swiped from the military along with salaries and supplies and soldiers which got them to rise after WW2 into the biggest conglomerate. So the mafia guys come to the door the the Zero fighter shreds em with gunfire, then the next day the Zero Fighters attack the Hatesate residence. At the center of the island of Japan is the Hatesate City thats in the Iyahaya prefecture and Kekkin Academy is in the center and divided between em, but the factions never go into rival turf. Until Now!! So the Zero Fighters blow out the Hatesate place and Dosuru reveals he's more than an agriculture machine factory but really a weapons factory and he thinks the Zero'es are outdated(Not in Mega Man X). Totetsumo thinks he's won, he thinks al is well, but kiss Honey's a55, he will see them in h-ll, as word reaches him saying Hatesate is going full military. Totetsumo thinks he's a death merchant and he suspected they were a military industry. Seeing why Iyahaya sales were low in Angola compared to Viet Nam(See Angel Cop for more about that) he gives Iyahaya arms to all in his faction and this devolves into a civil war that splits Japan in 2 like Jun Fudo being bummed by that werewulf guy. Things advance and the military gets in as its not just guerillas and civilians and the Jpan Self Defense Froces come in to try to stop it by surrounded the Iyahaya prefecture. Totetsumo is told by Sayoko that the gov is planning on slagging both sides and saying they both iced each other, but Totetsumo thinks its not gonna happen even though his forces can't stand up to the gov. But he has allies in the gov who aid him in the shadows and then Totetsumo meets the commander of the eastern bloc and has a long meeting in a room and gets him to aid him despite thinking Totetsumo fd it all up when he 1st came in. After commander leaves, Totetsumo sez he won by buying the commander and will wipe out the Hatesate. The Eastern bloc attacks them but the Iyahaya's are attacked by the Western Bloc who was bought by the Hatesate. Their home is busted like the Iyahaya place but the inner area can tank a nucular hit and the war spreads to the rest of Japan and splits the nation along the Japanese alps at 138 degrees in 2 like Yuko Akiba in Violence Jack as the soviets get involved in the eastern bloc.
Eventually, things devolve and escalate and he soviets launch nukes thinking the attack is a declaration of war and WW3 happens. The Earth is destroyed and everyone f==king dies as this is Go Nagai and he's into that but Nantomo talks with an angel in space about how it looks like the world expo the french pavillion. Nantomo thinks he screwed up and he forgot his mission by hitting his head. Then God comes in and bops Nantomo with His staff while saying its His fault for trusting the mission to a 3rd class angel. Nantomo didn't use his Angel energy and it built up and affected those around him to f up the time flow and make it fold toward the end and making the world focus on Iyahaya Prefecture. He's gonna smack Nantomo with a thing to make him not an Angel but Nantomo sez wait cuz he wants to talk. God says if he's not an angel he can't talk to Him and Nantomo sez when he forgot he was an angel, he saw things from the human POV and thought thy were hopeless. They were on the way to destruction and if this crisis was prevented, another would wipe em out. To humans, happiness is being a little better/richer/hotter ect than others like wit Sports being competition, and the final forme of competition is war so they were always heading for WW3. Nantomo accuses God of making a mistake by making Adam outta Clay but God says there was no better materials(odd after making the universe and only being able to use clay) so Nantomo sez to use an Angel to make humans outta and try again with the Heart of God. Nantomo wants to be the new Adam and be made to a human as he's not the best angel, but the new man would get the Angelic Heart and be better. God asks about Eve(not Li-NOPE!!) and Nantomo whispers something that makes God call Sacrilege! But He still cuts Nantomo some slack for beign made huma and uses a-a time rewind thing to go back to Eden(and disprove evolution!!! Eat it back door bill nye and your gender sodomy!). Nantomo is naked and feels great and calls Eva Chan which is the Iyahaya 10 plus Sayoko who run in naked cuz this is Go Nagai and he loves curvy nude women with thicc a55es. Then God says Iyahaya Nantomo and it ends, or rather, it begins! Hope Ryo Asuka don't do anything.
New Cutey Honey[]
Back when anime had Babes
In New Cutey Honey OVA 5 she's called Gene and is manly, beefy, bada55 and tough, but still a chick, as we see her nude and there's no man parts, like Blue or Ryo Asuka
After the fall of Dolmeck A voice whispers that Dolmeck is dead and a thing nukes part f the city . This guy named Scavenger sez to Mayor Light his next Kohilento b0mb will be 00x stronger and every human in 2 kilo miters will be vaporized unless he's paid 0 billion credits(is that like Yen? or Dollars?). Honey beats on him and when dressed like a nurse and asks where the b0mb is or she'd give him a vaccine(Nooo Not the autism!!! Hnnnnnnnnng! psssssssss! Ohhhh! Raven from teen titans! I'll feed you my spurm!! hnnnng! psssssst!). He wants his money and attacks but Honey is the perfect woman and easily counters and beats on him. He throws grenades but she throws scalpel's into em and they blow. He thinks she's not a REAL nurse and she reveals sometimes shes a cook in a chinese noodle shop, others she's a platypus cosplayer, others she's a nurse who walked by (it shows his data saying he's 60% human 40% robot(is this shadowrun?!) and is 6'13, 298lbs(but its all muscle) did robbery/arson/threat/homocide/uses asplosives in crimes/likes nurses) but her real identity is, wait, he's running away! so honey throws a needle in his a55 and asks where it is, only for him to say it goes at 12 midnight(so he's the evil midnight b0mber what b0mbs at midnight?) which is any minute now. Chokkei Hayami comes in on his bike saying they found it in Grand Central Station as Pokey and this other chick listen in nearly and run. Danbei Hayami is trying to defuse it but don't know what wire to cut and Honey rides the bike in her miniskirt with Chokkei on her back and neither wears a helmet(like gaijin who think their turbans are good enough(spoiler: its not)).
Scavenger is taken in by the cops and sez the train to h-ll leaves in 30 mins. Natsuko comes in as a b0mb defusor and sez there's 40 by 30 and 15 kilo grams. but then this manly chick on a motorcycle busts in and jacks it and there's 25 mins before it blows as Honey Kisaragi and Chokkei get there and the place blows and the biker races off. The cops follow her and Danbei sez it was jacked and Mayor light made a phone call saying since Dolmeck got it, the crooks went mental and wants to be the top dog like after Lon Chaney bit it, there was no number 1 horror star with a power struggle of Bela Lugosi, Boris KArloff, Lon Chaney Jr and a few others. Light thinks if they can get through this they can have peace and gets Honey to help. Honey Henshins into a cop and drive a cop car fast as the devolved looking cops chase the manly chick and almost fire on her but stop as if they hit the bakudan, they'd f'd! Natsuko releases a paint thing that spills pink paint on the cop cars and they crash but manly chick has a sense of something we know is Panther Zora.
Honey and Danbei go on as despite being a woman, Honey is a good driver as she's a robot chick and there's 20 mins left. She calls to em on the speaker to pull over (impersonating a cop!) but they dont and Danbei is gonna Rocket Punch the tires but Pokey comes in front of em in a van and opens fire on em with a machine gun. Honey drives around the gunfire and Danbei uses his magic underwear(he's a mormon?) to wrap around Pokey's arm and tackle into her and get a face full of t-ts! manly chick throws Danbei off and he wrap on the bike to come at em but Chokkei comes at em. Pokey opens fire on him and Chokkei somehow flies out as the cop car gets too many speed holes and catches fire and blows as Honey jumps out. The motorcycle flys off and manly chick and Natsuko fly into the van and Danbei goes flying. Honey goes a Honey Flash and lands on the teacher from Dororon Enma-kun's can while nude and he wa shock.
Hney goes Hurricane Honey and rides manly chick's bike with Danbei on her waist and Chokkei is in the van with the buff chick's huge b00bs in his face but in a tight top and he's probably got a full on b0nar. Manly chick gets the gun from Pokey and Jeanne hits the brakes so she goes right up to em as Honey and Danei close in and blasts Honey in the left t-t as Honey does a Honey Flash. Pokey sez Chokkei is their hostage and Natsuko sez sorry for killing Honey. Chokkei sez she's not dead and manly chick who's named Gene sez everyones dead if that bakudan goes off and has that flash of an evil thing. Its 10 mins til 12 and Natsuko is gonna disarm it but something nails em off the road and they get out.
This mad max looking mother f--ker sez Scavenger lost his chance to women and children but now its his turn, then his devolved cyborg movies i mean homies like in La Blue Girl attack. Gene beats through em and dodges gunfire and shanks a midget thing in the head with a blade. Mad Max guy sez she's goo but if she gives up he'd settle for slagging but but she gets red eyes and sez the city is in her hands with it and flashes the evil thing. The mad max mother mouther bites a capsule as it might be kinda queer to jam it in his b00b and devolves into some purple and blonde abomination who's arms become tentacles. He wraps it around the chicks and rips their clothes and Gene is unfazed and thinks he's using an out of date thing. He wishes he could take time to play with em(probably fill em with his tentacles) but he needs to get the device and will kill em now. Gene sez he wont and the city and all in it belong to her as her name is... then fades to black
In the van Chokkei and Natsuko wake up and come out to find green smears on the ground an Pokey's Hat in the goo and Gene is bare a55 naked and pretty beefy. She takes the device and Natsuko sez its not ready but Gene sez its ok. When Natsuko and Chokkei try to disagree she smacks em like a university malcontent when you tell him there's not infinite genders and strangles Chokkei with 1 hand and holds him in the air. Natsuko sez Gene told her they wouldn't kill anyone and it was only for money to quit living as thieves and try to live as a normal family. Gene don't recall it and is gonna finish Chokkei with Choking but Honey knocks her arm with a thrown helmet and reveals she has a metal plane summoned on her b00bs under her outfit.
Gene devolves into a lizard chick like the facebook or windows guys and didn't need a capsule and Natsuko is freaked out at her transformation. Gene sez the Gene she knew don't exist and almost sprays her with green acid but Honey saved her. Gene revealed she iced Pokey and Jeanne and in a few mins, they'll jon em(why didn't the hat melt?) but Honey sez if the bakudan goes off Gene's dead too. Gene dont care as she'd be known as the one who ended Cosplay City and Honey sez she can't help her with that attitude and only Gene will get it. She attacks and Honey gievs her rundown and goes Cutey Honey and looks thicc and they fight. Gene evades all Honeys blade swings and sh-ts acid at her but Danbei uses Great Typhoon to send it back and Honey tells him her plan offscreen. 3 mins left and Honey runs in as Danbei tells Chokkei to protect the Natsuko. Honey evades all all Gene's acid sh-ts and Honey asks where she got this power. Gene sez she dont know and splashed aid near honey which eats away some of her sexy outfit but dont damage her milky silky skin. Danbei busts outta the bridge below Gene and grabs the nuke and flies up on his scrander backpack with him grabbing Honey's big bouncy t-ts for a Scrander Cross. At the last seconds, Danbei uses a Rocket Punch to send the nuke far enough to go off without slagging the city, then Honey comes down and slags Gene saying she knew it was Panther Zora behind her. The nuke takes out the bridge and Chokkei sez the sky is lit up again and wonders whats up with Honey. As Gene's naked human body sinks in the sea, Panther Zora kisses her on the lips cuz Go Nagai likes Yuri and muscle women and Dolmecks words about being reborn again as long as man is alive. Chokkei sez, the battles not over yet is it? Then the ep ends to the ending thats pretty cool.
Then in New Cutey Honey OVA 6 Natsuko prefers being alone and Chokkei sez Honey sez people ain't meant to be alone as he thinks of Natsuko's homies from the last ep.