Cutie Honey: Tennyo Densetsu

Cutie Honey: Tennyo Densetsu
[[ |230px]] Like Angle Blade, it has chicks with man parts
Manga information
Kanji	キューティーハニー 天女伝説
Romaji	Kyūtī Hanī Tennyu Densetsu
Other names	Cutie Honey Angel's Legend Cutie Honey '21
Genre	Action, Adventure, Magical girl, Sci-Fi
Author	Go Nagai
Illustrator	Go Nagai
Original publisher
Other publishers
Demographic	Seinen
Magazine	Futabasha's Weekly Manga Action
Original run	February 21, 2001 to July 29, 2003

Cutey Honey Tennyo Densetsu is a magical girl manga series by Go Nagai in the distant future year of 2005 (Around the time of Robotech Return To Macross and Transformers The Movie)

Characters

• Honey Kisaragi
• Seiko Hayami
• Heita Todoroki
• Bulldozer Hoshi
• Junji Ogimori
• Saori Fukuzawa
• Sister Jill
• Panthers
• Panther Zora
• Bat Claw
• Mikio Hiruta
• Muyo Nagaiwa
• Toshio Tanaka
• Aya Nagase

Manga

Vol 01

Chapter 1

2 drunk guys walk in the night and want a chick but Honey comes by, Nude Henshins into Hurricane Honey and goes off as they think its the booze and bike headlights. Honey then runs over 2 robbers but on purpose and not cuz she's a woman driver. In Seiko Hayami's place she's nude after a shower and wearing a well placed towel while reading the paper of 2 market robbers bring hospitalized for 2 months after a H I T A N D R U. She thinks they had it coming, as criminals deserve their damage and her beta male assistant tells her of a new client and covers his eyes as she's nude and blacks out. She gets clothes on for once and meet Detective, or Dick in 20s slang, Heita Todoroki who needs her help. After the liberlization 4 years ago, private and public sectors work together more and now Todoroki needs aids catching a big roided up dude wo threw a 130lb+ weight with 1 hand into a dudes head and busted it like a bag of Chef Boy Ar Dee. He devolved into some kinda werewulf or were gorilla and she gets p-ssed he wanted her to deal with that until e reveals she gets a gun and she's cool cuz she's a bada55 and not a candya55 who think's banning guns stops crimes (until the gaijin use knives and the gov has "sensible knife control').m She stands up and he seez her Kommando Krotch and beta male comes in with em. After Seiko beats him up even though she showed him the crotch and was ok being nude with the beta, beta cleans his wounds and sez he's Hisashi Hanyu but Boss calls him Kyu-Chan and has worked here a full one month, lives in the attic as Seiko gets floor 2 and floor 1 is the office, turned 20 and drinks beer. They share a bathroom but he fears chicks but she's manly so its better. Seiko dresses like a M D Geist character in leather and a trench coat and they go to the gym in a convertible and the cr-ppy air makes their hair sticky like red china with those suffering maruta. Seiko and Kyu go in as her wanting to make her brother a Manly Man and in the gym is a buncha muscle dudes and babes and Kyu think they look like gorillas and don't wanna be em. The duo stay hidden with Seiko hiding in the little girls room and using the terlett III times and wishing she could have checked out hot guys until it closed and they look around. A hulking Nipponjin is asking a guy for more muscle pills and only went berserk before cuz he f'd the dosage but is addicted to em and needs em like guys who watch too much p0rn0 and cant stop j=rkin off. He sez he needs em or he'd start killing and the dealer sez its in his bag and not crotch parts for gon=ds and he gets em but t the dealer hears the Duo and tells the roid rager hulking Hoshi to stop em b4 they tell da cops. Kyu goes to call Todoroki and Seiko draws him off but Hoshi devolves into a wereape and attacks. Kyu turns into Cutey Honey (KYUti HaaNi) and Seiko forces at Hoshi but his muscles are too hard like a tall skinny homies b0ner watching the learning channel. Hoshi gets Seiko on the round and starts b0ning her but Honey kicks away the gym guy and zaps Hoshi in the back of the head with Silver Fleuret Shock to stop him. Honey sez she's her homie Seiji Hayami's daughter and will be there for her and vanishes. Seiko thought Honey was a legend and Kyu comes in saying s=he called Todoroki and the cops come in. They leave with Seiko beg bummed and walking bow legged from being crotched and sez she' tell Kyu of her dads stories of Honey. The next day Todoroki sez cuz she solved the case in hours she'd get more gigs and there's more crime in the 21st century. The roider was Bulldozer Hoshi wanting to beef up for a comming match and athletes use drugs to do better (like The Right Honorable Lance Armstrong who used his fame to raise money for charity and research, plus everyone there was into roids, so its a level field). Seoko tells how Honey is needed but Todoroki don't know her as the 90s Cutey Honey is another canon. Seiko gives a bill with damages as she got b0ned and Todoroki is f'd by it, but in a different way that she got f'd. Later Honey is taking a bath and Seiko comes in to bathe together but Honey Henshins to Kyu and is fully dressed to Seiko's surprise.

Chapter 2

At a train station a man left his bag and it blows. Todoroki comes to get help from Seiko who's putting ointment on her crotch and looking with a mirror on the floor. Kyu comes in and bumps her thicc a55 with the door and sees her open crotch and gets sic from it as crotches are gross. Todoroki sez the train station/park/department store entrance got blown by the guy who leaves a paper bag that does minor damage but they think he'd escalate. 2 months ago a lot of dino might was jacked and they think its the same guy and might use it for black male reasons to release political prisoners. But Japan isn't a malcontent cesspoole like china and those 731 rejects so they go to a construction site and find the jacked dino might could have been swiped by a guy the site boss thinks is nuts. He came by filming a Tokusatsu show with effects blowing and was a f'd up fan like the bluey or mlp or steven universe or netflix voltron nuts and kept pestering the show guys as he got the schedule but the director sed his ideas s=cked. fan monkey wanted work at the quarry and said while drinking with the guys that monsters ant scary as the show is for little c=ck s=cker kids and they otta be purvurted and opposers otta be low by dino might and the heroes otta get wiped like an a55 in the monsters asplosion. What a sane guy, whining about a kids show not being to his liking. He otta go on youtube and load videoes of the opening to shows and unboxing and devolved tirades against anyone he thins is wrong. so this guy in a latex suit comes in covered in hot dogs. armor hot dogs. what kind of man wears armor hot dogs? and the people think its for a show. He sez he' Bomber Kid like Bomber Man but less copyrighted and did the last few things and throws dino might to blow people. At Nanei studio they talk to a guy who sez its the Otakuru (Crazy Otaku) Junji Ogimori who he gave work to but he harassed the heroine and the -guys hated him and barred him from filming so he stalked her and got arrested so he thinks she betrayed him. Its the stunt woman he's lusting for and se told him she had a bf to get him away and it made him nuts. Her name is Saori Fukuzawa and works at Danger Action Club and the Kyu and Seiko go there but Todoroki calls Kyu and sez the perp took hostages at a restaurant so Seiko goes there and tells Kyu to find the actress. Kyu turns to Hurricane Honey and Seiko gets there and tells Todoroki the guys identity. A man tied up with rope but not SM hear like Gestapoko come out and sez the perp wants Ultra Pink from Ultra Rangers. The perp light his fuse and tied up guy runs out in fear and blows apart and Seiko sees he wants to go to Hell with Ultra Pink. Then Ultra Pink shows up and he thinks its not the real one so she takes off some spandex to show her thcc curvy buns which arouses Todoroki. Seiko thinks its Cutey Honey and Pink undies ranger says show more but kids might be watching and Otauru is getting into her buy not like Bulldozer Hoshi's footlong in Seko last chapter. She pulls her spandex undies by her Transformes zone and Junji is fully lusting for her and leaves the captives and jumps at her lighting his fuses to take em both ot like Yomi Ship in Yugioh(Remember that card?). She henshins and turns to Rocket Man Honey and flys up with him and drops him so he bows an winds up in Dante's Inferno with martin luthor king and mandella, but NOT Jeffery Dahmer as he converted and repented. Honey flys off and SeiKo thinks she's like an Angel but later tells Kyo who claims not to buy it, wait its Todoroki and Seiko comes in wearing only a towel and Kyu spazzes out but she don't mind as Todoroki already saw her naked, and tell the tale of Cutey Honey from her dad with her legs crossed and transformers zone shadowed over. Klu Klux Kyu wants Todoroi out as he's a guest character but he sez he's a main one and manga needs babes and b00bs aint enuff and lifts her right leg, then spreads em out and looks up her crotch saying how a good Manga Ka can reveal w/o revealing and Seiko gets p-ssed he wasted the last pages b4 the could talk of Honey.

Chapter 3

When men souls go evil it attracts darkness from a dimension. This guy tries to get this chick to b0ne him and this black cat furry comes in and tears off his head then eats the chicks face and turns into Sister Jill. Panthers greet her and she sez Panther Claw is reborn to turn this world into theirs full of sin and evil. Seiko is bathing and reading the paper(which will get wet)as Kyu cleans her blindfolded and she sez crime is up and the Investigator can't handle it so they need Honey. Seiko gets up and has Kyu scrub her crotch and enjoys it and when Kyu looks Kyu blacks out as Seiko thinks its too much for someone afraid of chicks. She sees in da paper a thing on the corpses of the couple at the start and talks with Todoroki about Panther Claw who never heard of em. She explains its an international crime organization that vanished years ago and worships a goddess called Zora that don't exist in our reality but has a priestess called Sister Jill that uses witchcraft and revived after death a bunch. Todoroki thins its different people using the name of Jill but Seiko sez she's a powerful witch. Then we see Sister Jill naked with a b0ner and goes Blue on a chick cuz Go Nagai likes Hermaphrodites. The Goro Goro Agency meets with Seiko but she don't wanna do Yakuza business as art agencies are mafia(or maybe union? same thing!) but the Yakuza guys say the cops told em to see her and they ae honest Yakuza and need her to find an actress they use who vanished. Seio don't wanna do it for em and we see this Female Body Builder with a bikini bottom and shows lifting 220lbs for 3 reps(my gf weighs 220lbs but is a bbw). Wait, its Seiko and she pulls a gun as Cutey Honey comes in and tells her Jill is back and to look for missing girls who are infected with Jills fluids that devolve them into a monster semi clone of Jill under her control(Like with Kugutsuman in La Blue Girl controlling that chick with his goo?) and once turned all yu can do is put em to sleep(like they got austim from a flu shot?). The cops thin Panther Claw is only criminals but Seiko's dad knows better and leaves but Seiko follows and finds Kyu who finds her too naked even in undies and claims not to have seen Honey come here. Later Seiko and Kyu go to the Yakuza and Kyu clams to be here to protect her. They see the girl devolving and the guys there are Panthers as its a trap(And not lie Jill and the b0ner). The chick devolves into a naked bat chick but not lie Rouge in Sonic and kicks ou Seiko and Kyu as Kyu trys to stop her from wasting bullets. Not Rouge sez to bring Hayami alive as Honey will come for her but do w/e you want to the boy. The Yakuza guys are scared after working for Panther Claw and watch em leave but are gonna throw Kyu in the sea to cover the tracks. Kyu turns out to be a doll and they'll tell Panther law they threw him in the sea like with Kramer in Seinfeld when he fell asleep with dat chick. Seiko is tied up and Todoroki is feeling her parts and licking her nips but its a dream and Panthers are feeling her up. she enjoys it an tells em to o further and the Panthers multiply somehow and swarm her. Then Honey busts through the wall on a bike and has a nude henshin then cuts Seiko free but Seiko would prefer her coming sooner or later but not while being b0ned. 1 Panther busts outta its outfit as a Jun Fudo monster and sez she's Bat Claw and will end her(Like Honey busting outta her clothes). Honey has Seiko near her and does Seiko Flash to give Seiko 90s battle armor that would be a good action figure and big guns she shreds the Panthers with. Honey comes at Bat Claw but she catches the blade in her mouth and slices Honey's large bust with a spray of blood and Honey falls. Bat Claw head shots Seiko and reports to Jill she killed Honey and we saw Honey's guts spilled out but Jill don't buy it and wants to see the body(Which is smart as you gotta check your sources, like listening to Creationists instead of only evolutionists who got an agenda). In a room Seiko is naked and shackled to a wall with Honey's body on a table but Honey revived and repairs as she has human tissue and mechanical parts so as long as her mechanized skeleton or Automatic butt Bran isn't damaged she can always revive. She stayed looking dead to get in here and cuts Seiko free as she is amazed Honey stays young forever like the Suntots. Honey senses Jill and has Seiko climb on her but not in a b0ning way and Jill wonders how someone below her like Bat Claw can beat Honey as they go to the refrigerator. It opens and Honey/Seiko are in a battle bike and side car that will be a good toy, esp if it turns into a power armor, and bust the Panthers as Honey sez she can make any weapon. Bat Claw attacks and is told not to return til she gets Honey(Which Jill probably knows won't happen) and Honey busts out the window and uses a parachute. Bat Claw cuts it and Honey Jumps with Seiko as its only 16 feet and she lands holding her but the bike blows. Bat Claw comes at em but Honey turns Angel Honey with her big t-ts out and lops off her head to turn her back to her true self like in The Invisible Man. Later Todoroki sez there's no agency called Goro Goro and the missing girl's name was fake, as was the card the Yakuza guys gave em. Also the 80 story building Panther Claw Base is gone and Todoroki thinks she was drugged and the Bat Chick and Angel Honey isn't possible. Seiko yells at him for her being drugged an captured but later is nude and has Angel Wings and flies naked, but its really a dream.

Vol 02

Chapter 4

After a bank was broke into by a guy in a metal armor, Seiko and Todoroki talk of it and how finger/footprints were found and the camera took a photo of the back of a metal helmet b4 it was busted. Seiko/Kyu/Todoroki go in a cop car and find a hole in the shudders a55 w/ the vault door ripped off like a d0ng at a bris. Footprints show its only 1 guy and Seiko looks on the computer to find of Laboratory Furturistic-O. They go to it, a small factory in the suburbs run by Mikio Hiruta(Miki spelled w/Kanji for Future) that uses cybernetics to make robot cops (Like Dororon Enpi-chan??) and Seiko sez when she last saw Hiruta he sed he finished his project started 30 years ago. He wanted to sell bots to da police and when they go in, everyones dead and Hiruta's head was mashed in. Kyu is sickened and they all da cops and Todoroki sez they were iced by a bot who turned on em and went thief as the parts here look like the helmet on the film. Todoroki thinks someone lead the bot and Seiko sez Hiruta was making a squad of Robots(Kikai Sentai Robo Ranger!). Todoroki sez to contact those connected to Hiruta and tells da Chief to have a task force at da banks. At night bots come and cops fire but it does squat but 1 bot gets it in the neck and the cops are slagged. Seiko looks for the perp nearby but Todoroki hears da bank was jacked and a bots escaped in a Truck w/some damaged. The truck comes for em and busts cars and Seiko loses em but Todoroki sees a bot driving. At da base 1 bot sez this body is great/don't tire but a few braincells died so his butler gets amino acid shots. Seiko comes out da shower nude and Kyu found Muyo Nagaiwa in Real Estate investing in Hiruta, but is shocked she's nude again, which she think Kyu otta be used to it and rubs Kyus face in her crotch. At Muyo's place its closed cuz he sold his home after losing millions in bad investments and sold his home to pay em, so how he afford investing in bots?

Butler sez to head bot the haul was better than expected and bot sez to erase the evidence as he can't go about like this. Bot asks if his new body is ready and is told Toshio Tanaka is a new hire who's hot and has good parts. They meet Hiruta who faked his end and don't wanna be called Professor as he owns a small factory in da suburbs. Bot sez he deserves it and fulfilled his dreams/made em millionaires. In a room Seiko/Kyu see a naked man which Seiko likes as its rare in a Go Nagai Manga(Really? What about Harenchi Gakuen?). She j=rks him off and mouths his thing, for science, but Hiruta and bot come and are gonna put Bots brain in his bod as he has no fam/chums in Tokyo. He's Muyo and was always an uggmo and has him woke up to show who got him. He recognizes Hiruta and Muyo bot shows his human brain/eyes like Iron Kaiser in Violence Jack. Hiruta wanted to make a bot that can do what men do (Like Cutey Honey? Or Lorelei Heinrich??) but human minds are too complex and w/o a heart only uses data(Like da Tin Man in Oz?). So Muyo who's dying of liver cancer in a year, offered his brain but it cant live in the bot for long so he wants Toshio's bod and Hiruta will copy Muyo's brain data on Toshio's(Won't that mean the real Muyo dies and its a copy in there?). Seiko comes out w/a Recorder saying she got it all and tells Kyu to get da cops and will blow out Muyo's head. Kyu comes in with da bot army after and they're captured and Muyo might wanna be in her bod as Hiruta sez slag her. Kyu Honey Flashes elsewhere into Mazinger Honey(Is Mazinger Z a series in here or did she make it up?) and Honey busts the bots, frees the naked man, and Seiko catches Hiruta then says Honey can overdo it.

Chapter 5

A chic in a uniform is walking at night and a guy gets her. But enough about my weekend, cuz Seiko can't find something and thinks someone stole em. Kyu reassures her the doors were locked so Seiko thinks Kyu took em but Kyu tells her she was going around thicc a55 nude looking for something. Seiko interrogates Kyu by putting Kyus her in her t-ts and sez its her undies. Kyu explains about hating women and not being into her undies but when asked if Kyu likes her Kyu claims to wanna and gets more b00b facing like Master Roshi. Todoroki sez its trivial but Seiko sez its her fave and suspects him but when he wants a turn i her t-ts she don't. So Todoroki sez this chick at a school got raeped and its like a time a year ago a guy got in the school and raeped a chick. The surveillance professor and a guard were the only ones there and found her half naked and out cold. After dat, the school made procedures for what to do for it and had guards take the names/notes of everyone who entered. Dat hour 300 men and 200 dames went in and all were in the gym or sports field so they gotta lotta work to do to check all the guys. Cuz the vic was in shock and wont recall it, Todoroki thinks the perp will do it again like how that guy who played the flash went mental in hawaii w/o consequences, so they want Kyu to do it as Kyu ha the height and complexion of a chick. Kyu claims to hate women and don't wanna so Seiko shows her crotch like bulma in dragon ball and submits. Todoroki takes out women undies and its Seiko's and she jump kicks him and he looks at her transformers zone! He too em cuz they were out in the corridor and needed to be dried off. Kyu uses Honey Flash to fake being a man faking being a chick like victor/victoria but not queer and Seiko sez not to walk with legs spread out and use Seiko as an example. At a school auditorium the teachers say the school got 2 guards, Seiko and Todoroki, and the teens think Todoroki s=cked but Seiko looks bada55. Seiko tells Kyu to attrack the perp and Kyu thinks it won't work. Kyu is calls Hisaku Hanyu and to stay after lessons to catch up on work but when then a gu in shadows jumps Kyu who thinks what to do fight back or play along? As Kyu isn't a real dude and don't got man parts and never did like all women. Seiko/Todoroki come and the guy runs as Torodoki thinks Kyu looks like a sexy girl and might be turning queer like guys who watch Ranma 1/2 and Boku No Pico. The perp gets away and there's no were for him to be but they see a girl in the bathroom. Kyu sez to get her name and its Aya Nagase who thinks she's cute and Seiko remembers her as the 1st vic from a year ago and the perp was arrested. In her room she b==ches in a nightgown about how her plan was stopped by guards and she almost stuck in a fake b0ner like those who fake being guys gotta use for not having the parts. No one saved her when she was raeped and she don't like being known as the one who got raeped so she wants others to join her, like in Degrassi High how after Shane got brain damage he kept saying "dumb jerk, u otta be, kicked in da head!!" and wants to inflict brain damage on others. A talking cat comes in w/ Jills face and breaks off its b0ner tail in her mouth. Later she comes down and slags a cook with a knife and Todoroki jokes of Kyu almost being a dude raeped by a chick but Seiko sez she raeped 4-5 guys and Todoroki wants to the 6(its not raepe if you want it!! Like its no theft if you consent to giving the item.). Todoroki gets a call saying Aya's mom got shanked and Aya's running around gong mental so they go to take her in or out as Todoroki sez he should have believed Aya was a raepist like Seiko. Aya slices people with a blade like Ryo Asuka and Kyu who's behind the 2 goes Hurricane Honey and tries talking sense into her but Aya goes werefulf like on Violence Jack with Section B and knocks Honey off her bike. Honey summons a blade an cuts Aya's throat and she dies and goes back to being a naked woman. Later the paper sez she bit it by a motorcycle hit after knifing her mom, as the news gets everything wrong, and Honey as Kyusez they saw it and don't believe it(like with the towers being done by da gov or the queen doing diana). Honey feels bad for her but there's no ay to save her and all she could do was put he down lieke the dog she was. Seiko comes back from shoppingas and got more womans clothes as Kyu looks good as a chick, and Kyu whines about not liking womens cloths like real men do.