Bankaku Suke is the dad of Banji Suke and husband of Banchiyo Suke. He's a big fata55 who b0ned a 5th grader but its ok cuz its Japan and he was in Jr High.
Oira Sukeban[]
Manga[]
When someone translates it, post it here.
Anime OAV[]
Love is love?
In here he's voiced by Hideyuki Tanaka who did Gaia in Shining Force Neo, Izard in Valis I, King Albert in Shining Resonance, King Leonhard in Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom, Narrator in Shin Hokuto Musou, Ryuuken in Shin Hokuto Musou, Yggdrasill in Tales of Symphonia, Blue Knight in the 00s Astro Boy, Zankan in Battle Royal High School, Shawlong Qufang/BH9 in Bleach, Kazami in Blood Reign: Curse of the Yoma, Fujitaka Kinomoto in Card Captors, Nohemon\Apollomon/Omnimon on Digimon, Damon in candy a55 dragon ball super, Temjina in Hokuo No Nen and Falco in Hokuto No Ken 2 (Bacvk when anime had manly dudes being bada55 INSTYEAD OF GIRTTLYMEWN BEING CANDYA55), Nash in FMA, Terryman in Kinnikuman, Gott Walt Coup in Lily C A T (Which was cool and bada55 but not a p0rn0), Toki in New Fist of the North Star, Kajiwara in Nightmare Campuys (B--chiun sh-t! Toshio Maeda does it right), Donquixote Doflamingo in One Piece (And Luffy has a rubber b0ner!), Wataru Amanogawa/Sailor Teacher in Sailor Stars (Which was a great season deemed "too gay" for America but was cool at the time), Dolphin; Leo Aiolia; Narrator; Pope Shion (4 episodes); Wolf Nachi in Saint Seiya (Which the yaoi fangirls draw the boys b0ning, but then you realize they are 12 and this just went Boku No Pico!), B.J. Bruce/Jaki Daigōin in Sakigake!! Otoko Juku (Like if Hokutio No Ken were a high school comedy), Kiminobu Kogure in Slam Dunk, Starsaber/Victory Saber in Transformers, D in Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (Which was Yoshiaki Kawajiri doing well but not making it p0rn0) and Keith in Ys II.
It starts with Banji Suke and his dad Bankaku Suke running from the mom, Banchiyo Suke' wrath as she suits up in soem leather bodysuit and busting their house with a metal chain. She does ninja moves and busts the ground like the street sharks but it opens a water main and dad/son log roll on a garbage can. Dad blames Banji for getting in a fight and getting kicked out and mom busts the town in a b--chy fury but not like modern day chicks who are b--chy and you hate them like the remakes of 80s shows. Banji blames dad for beating up his boss and they bicker until mom gets near em and whips at em like Castlevania. The next day the fam says sorry for going mental like commies when a cop is found not guilty of defending himself against some devolved guy and makes em move out of the neighborhood. mom sez sorry for being mental and making it so they gotta move out and crys and dad comforts her and mom starts b0ning dad in front of their son. Banji goes back to his room or whats left of it and wonders how they can b0ne in front of him and later they move away as the hood celebrates and then runs from the crumbling cr-pshack they f--ked up as it falls.
They move into an apartment and Mom finds this pendant that looks like the Red Getter Robo ship and dad gets a uniforme for the Amazon Academy but the worker there puts Banji as a girl for enrolment
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Then its the 1st day of school and mom wants Banji to get going or he'd be late and slaps dad for wanting a kiss and wants him to get to work. She gives Banji the Getter Robo Pendant and sez it'll go well with his uniforme. In the elevator Banji gets dressed and its a girls uniforme and he dont like it but dad sez "its ok, every one does it" and runs off when Banji thinks he screwed up. He runs to class thinking what kinda school has boys wear girl clothes cuz this is before the gender offenders attacked and devolved the protoculture and at school saves a guy being beat up by some tough chick by nailing her in the head with his school bag.
At dad's work he's glad his fake resume got him a job, although nowadyays he can just "identify" as something and he is it, so if I wanna be a brain surgeon, I identify as one and boom, imma real brain surgeon. Dad wonders what his woman is up to and how Banji might come home and they might start doing naked things but thinks they are only mom and son and there's an age difference. Then as he is about to smoke, he remembers they had Banji when dad was in 1st year jr high and mom was in grade 5(good f--k! he b0ned a grade schooler?! what are you? bi den jr?!) but this is japan so its cool, like all those little girl anime with the little girls and the grown men, or the lgtbqia2+map classic: Boku No Pico! so Mom is only 11 years older than her son and dad spazzers out and worried of his woman and son b0ning and they might get married as i guess Japan has marriage equality for same family couples cuz its natural and animals do it and it dont matter who you love and other cr-p THEY wanna make us think. So dad goes home and Banji thinks on how faking being a chick lets him get away with anything like going in the little girls room and watching the chicks change and grabbing chicks b00bs and getting his face in their a55es and how a 30 year old woman b0ning a 12 year old gets less hate than a 24 year old man b0ning a 17 year old woman and Banji h-mps a Gyaru mannequin as a buncha Go Nagai Characters watch.
He runs home thinking how these stangers he never met think hes a purvo and at home sees his thicc sexy mom in undies. Mom shows off her curvy bod in her undies and asks what he thinks of em and poses all hot and Banji dont wanna answer. Mom wonders why her don is like this and thinks he dont love her anymore but he tries to explain how she's only 11 years older than him and hes in jr high and might feel excited so she starts j-rkin him off and dad comes in and sees em. Dad spazzes out and blamers his son for his lusty housewife and mom sez "you don't really believe that d'ja?!" so they fight with her in partly see through undies and she beats his fat a55. Banji tries to stop it but gets his arms around his sexy mom and dad thinks hes gonna do stuff and Mom chucks Banji into the wall.
New Cutey Honey[]
Its like my 600lb life how those blobs get gfs who they feed and hose off in the backyard
On here he's Akakabu Hayami and is married to Daiko Hayami and is the son of Danbei Hayami and dad of Chokkei Hayami and live in Cosplay City. He has a superhuman ability to take a beat down and not die cuz hes a fata55 punching bag with either damage reduction or high HP.
In here he's voiced by Wataru Takagi who did Cubot in Sonic Colors, Douglas in Rockman X5 and Rockman X6, Hugo in Ultra Street Fighter 4 and the new sf cr-p, Hwang Seong-gyeong in Soul Calibur, Milan in Rockman Zero, Mitsurugi Heishirou in Soul Edge, Zangief in Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Detective Takagi and Genta Kojima in case closed, Staff B (ep 1) in Cyber City Oedo 808 (love da dub), Dino Stego in Dinozaurs(anyone remember that? it was on fox kids), Haoji in Fighting Foodons (good f--k no!), Ellis (eps 2-3) in Genpocyber (f it! nooo!), Kenji in Initial D, Blacky in Grendizer U, Okuyasu Nijimura in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable, Detective in Kama Sutra (a p0rn0?! better than fighting foodons or genocyber.), Radio Voice (ep 4) in Mad Bull 34 (yes!! yes!!!!), Alberto Vist in Gundam Unicorn, Suezou in Monster Rancher (yeah!!), Obito Uchiha and Tobi in Naruto Shippuden (Ninja, Ninja, rock da ninja, ninja ball Z), Boss in Mazinger Z Infinity, Bellamy, Largo, Vander Decken IX in One Piece (another 4kids anime??), Jack in Power Stone(dat 90s), Tanaka in Rei Rei (that a p0rn0e), Rubeus in Sailor moon (dat 90s), Galford in Samurai Shodown: The Motion Picture (samurai ball evolution), Kevin (X-Laws), Tamurazaki (ep 36); Tokagerou in Shaman king (another 4kids anime? what with the p0rn0 he's a regular Sonny Dey), Valgarv in Slayers (not as good with out Naga and her udders!), Adon in Street Fighter Alpha Ova, Kamidake in Tenchi Muyo, Male Student in Urotsukidōji II: Legend of the Demon Womb (a p0rn0 the 4kids actors worked on), Sacchima (ep 10) in Wedding Peach (sexy Momoko) and Harry Champ in Zoids(hot leena!!)
In the dub he's done by Greg Stanley who was Sorcerer in Slayers - The Motion Picture(Sexay Naga!), Blue Slime in Dragon Half (Fun and sexy!) and Bonpas; Prisoner in Dirty Pair (Which is NOT a p0rn0).
New Cutey Honey OVA 1[]
Daiko and Akakabu rob a bank but the employees have the right to bear arms so the heist is scrapped. on theyre getta way, they nearly run over Chokkei on his way to meet Mayor Light.
New Cutey Honey OVA 2[]
Honey Kisaragi sez sorry to Mayor Light for surprising him with her powers and Love Warrior sh-t. They agree to team up to fight the darkness and Danbei hugs her butt as he's glad to see her. She thanks Chokkei and he's flustered by her big b00bs and looking down her top and gives him a kiss on the cheek even though he's like 14 and shes a mature curvy woman. Then Chokkei wakes up and thinks about Honey and the last ep. Then turns and there's a sexy curvy bikini undies chick in his bed! And its his mom!!! She went to the wrong bedroom and Chokkei gets her to her room. Danbei b--ches about Chokkei's rents being thieves and makes em live and train with him. And Honey lives there too. Then Honey takes emm shopping in some kinda slum and Honey sees a jewelery she likes. the Jewel shop owner invites em in and Danbei is intro her. She's the Jewell Princess and she kinda comes onto Honey, who freaks out as I guess Honey turned Hetero or something and Natsuko Aki WAS just her best friend and they weren't butt buddies. Chokkei wonders is she's queer and Princess gives her a free sample ring. Later in Honey's bedroom, the ring flashes and this jewel magically opens the window and Jewell Princess comes in and lusts for Honey like she's Sister Jill or something. But when she lifts off Honey's blanket, Honey ain't there and is onb the ceiling. Princess takes of her outfit and is wearing like nothing but well places jewels and sends jewels at Honey which cut her nightgown off. Honey sez she's not into her but more Jewel shots come at her and Honey transforms JUST AS THE HAYAMI'S COME IN so they see her BARE A55 NUDE for a sec Danbei lusts after Princess and she nails him... in the head with a diamond, which Daiko is amazed by. Princess sends more jewels to kill the Hayami's but Honey whips em as she's now dressed as a red leather SM QUEEN and Chokkei/Princess gets a b0ner. Honey fights and beats her and interrogates her with her whip on Princess's leg, but Princess uses a flash jewel like in Columns on Sega and gets away saying she's gonna get Honey.
New Cutey Honey OVA 3[]
At the Hayami H-ll House, Honey takes a hot nude shower and she's got long legs and collects water between her huge bouncy t-ts. After another flashback of asking the electric chick where she got the capsule, honey sez in the shower she'll get the the bottom of this. But bottom is an a55, as seen in a midsummer nights dream allegedly by william shakespeare. Looking in on Honey in the shower is Akakabu Hayami and singing the Cutey Honey Opening about Honey's thicc tight bod. Danbei comes in and asks how Akakabu got there 1st as he knew Honey was in the shower and they struggle over who gets the view. They argue about respecting Danbei for being a geezer and he sez Danbei uses it as an act as hes the most active one(well, he IS a cyborg) and Danbei sez he'd tell Daisko. Daiko shows up and sez "If you wanna see a ncie body, look at mine" and starts taking off her tight top! Bu the time it gets to her underb00bs, her husband hugs her waist and treis to stop her. when Chokkei comes in, Daiko is in her bikini briefs and Akakabi trying to stop her as Danbei tries to silence em to keep Honey from hearing. chokkei treis to stop em as they kept peaking on thicc blonde Honey in the shower and they fall in the shower with Honey and Chokkei is right under her legs and looking up her crotch! Honey screams even though she's been nude in front of em many times.
New Cutey Honey OVA 4[]
Honey in Hurricane mode and the Hayami Klan ride in her jet with Dabei using his cybernetics to guide them. Danbei complains of how amped it it but Honey sez the Honey Comet is a 1 seater. Danbei sez or his son and sons wife to stay behind but they wanna save Chokkei and its revealed Danbei is feeling Honey's large b00bs from behind. Hurricane Honey flies through laser fire like if star wars was good (Robotech??) and plows her vehicle into the base like a real woman driver. They jump out ad run as it blows and slide down this chute not used for poop as Honey's thicc booty is on Danbe and Akakabu is face into his womans b00bs. Lasers attack and Honey turns into a bada55 chick and uses her new gun to shoot em down as shes a good guy with a gun. At the bottom of the Chute not used for Corn, they land and the signal is scrambled so as Akakabu/Daiko is gonna use thief skills like in D&D, they get caught in wire web by peeping spider who feels up Honey's big bouncy b00bz, but then unzips his leather chaps Daiko's outfit and feels her large soft breasts. When Danbei tell her Peeping Spider took Chokkei, se goes all Mr Furious and breaks outta the web/her sleeves (No bra huh?) despite it eing too much for a normal human and beats the black offa Spider. He slashes with his Inuyasha claws or Casanova Frankenstein ad Danbei uses a Koshiyoku beam that's blocked by a force field. Blac Miden shows up having guarded Spider and Akakabu's bullets bunce off her As-I mean GLass and she uses Psychic on em to nock em into the wall. Honey goes Cutey Honey and attacks with he blade but Blacky counters easily. Peeping Spider is gonna book it but Danbei slugs him with a Rocket Punch and the Hayami Couple jump him. Peeper swings the blade and we cut to Danbei using missiles and the Hayami's using guns to bust up the fortress from inside like Star Convoy in Star Giant in Transformers. The find this statue with naked chicks and Danbei uses Breast Fire to blow it. Dolmeck defends a reviving Panther Zora and beats on Honey and the ship is blowing apart as the Hayami Klan arrives and Akakabu gets a face of his hot wife's b00bs. Dolmeck blows and Danbei launches all his missiles like Rbotech and the ship goes up and Danbei is flying on a Scrander Wings carrying his fam. They think Honey bit it but Chokkei thinks its not over and from the storm cloud is a stone and he thinks of B/w memories of Hone, even things he wasn't there for as the credits play. Dr Kisaragi's words of how she's like a honey and can cry and bleed play and he sez he could have made her invincible but didn't as she should be more human and he put all his love into her. Was that Chokkei thinking that? He never heard Honey's Dad! So Chokkei sez "Honey is Honey and she's my Angel" and the hone busts open to show nude blonde Honey who gets Angel wings and a cloth outfit and Chokkei jumps like 20 feet outta Danbei's arms and reaches Honey who holds his hand and I assume holds on tight as they are like a mile high!
New Cutey Honey OVA 5[]
Chokkei on the roof in the full moonlight thinks of how they have peace after beating Dolmeck and the moon shows up more. Then thinks of Angel Honey and how the moon reminds him that Honey said she'd protect him. Daiko wonders whats up with her son and Danbei sez he's becoming a man. Daiko think's he'd stay a boy forever(like f--ki bart simpson?!) and Akakabu feels his wifes thicc a55 and is elbowed in the skull by her.
New Cutey Honey OVA 6[]
Natsuko wants Chokkei to stop following her, which nowadays, feminists might get triggered by a guy liking chicks and start chimping out and flinging their waste. He sez its too late to be out alone and she's got issues with events of the last ep and Honey wanting to protect her and hugging her in a probably non deviant way. Honey is bummed over Natsuko Aki getting slagged and Danbei sez to not worry of it or overwork but Honey sez she's the strength for others and don't wanna forget. They talk of Honey being strong and they its revealed Honey/Danbei are near Chokkei/Natsuko and hide b4 they are noticed. Natsuko thinks Honey might be spying on em and Chokkei sez Honey cares for her cuz they are like family. Natsuko prefers being alone and Chokkei sez Honey sez people ain't meant to be alone as he thinks of Natsuko's homies from the last em and is that Yuri Benten from Iyahaya Nantomo?! I'm writing this b4 seeing ep 05. He sez people are nice after being with Honey and she thinks he likes her for her big b00bs and he's got an Oedipus thing going(Well, his moms pretty hot too). He tells her off for calling hm Boy too much (dAtZ rAcIsT!!) and she puts her hands in her shirt and fakes having big t-ts to mock him and Honey as Chokkeis dad wants him to bring it to her Ginga, Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull! and kiss her but Daiko sez not to and he tries b0ning his thicc wife but they fall into the river by Chokkei and his Tomboy babe. Wait, they knocked Natsuko i and Honey goes to save her by reaching out her hand and the water isn't in soviet china so its not full of chemicals and its not brazil so its not fill of human waste. She comes outta da water with a ret0rd on her back and the Honey gang freaks out thinking its a corpse. wait, its Chokkei in the river and as they reach for each other, Yasha's darkness gets there and when Natsuko wakes up she and Chokkei are in da woods and walk around this feudal Japan place. Natsuko falls and sees a chick and screams and Honey/Danbei wander around thinking its a time slip. The woman Natsuko saw was a mannequin, or maybe jinzo ningen and Natsuko opens the robe and checks its big bouncy t-ts and sez its old. There's a SP mark she saw b4 and Honey and Danbei walk through mannequins thinking they look old.Yasha comes out as the theatre director and sez this is her show and attacks em with a blade. Honey and Danbei dodge and Yasha throws string that makes the fake guys come to life and they attack, even with Chokkei and the topless robot which makes the White Virgin Couple run like its a horror movie. Danbei gts a blade like Great Mazinger and fights em w/ Honey but they keep comming and Danbei escapes w\ a Ninja smoke ball. Honey covers Danbeis eyes and does a Honey Flash offscreen and these Sengoku guys who I think are from Harenchi Koumon Manyuuki come by as Honey turned into a Geisha looking chick to walk by . But the head Samurai dude is into her and pulls off her waist thing and she hides to do another Honey Flash with Danbei around her wait. Now she's a Samurai with a gun and sez shes Samurai Hero Ryoma Sakamoto but the Samurai pulls off her waist thing and she goes Honey Flash to Heiji Zenigata and tails em with Gold Coins like Meowth in Pay Day. Then these blonde ninja chicks come in and use asploding stars and honey sees the rising Japanese building with Yasha on it and beats through the Ninja blondes to Honey Flash into a swimmer with a close up on her thicc a55 like Pan in DBGT and swims off with Danbei. Yasha sez she sees all here and her shadow rises out like Jiro Shutendo in Shutendoji with Goki and its revealed naked Panther Zora is behind her actions. Chokkei and Natsuko get to a bridge and are nearly killed by fake people but his rents save him and give him a pipe and they fight. Yasha accepts more power from Panther Zora and sees Honey behind her who sez Danbei is handling the Ninja Blondes. Yasha attacks w/ a knife and sez Honey attacked them 1st as her influence spreads and Harumi Fudo's teacher gets his car split in 2 by a Samurai and other guys get iced by the jinzo ningen oedo jin. Yasha sez shes dooin it cuz no one can stop her and throws Honey to a secret door and down a chute not used for poop to this gear thing like Karakuri that busts the wal and Honey hangs by 1 arm showing her nice pits before Yasha makes it bust ad fall on Honey. The Hayami Klan fights fake people and wishes Honey was here and Yashagloats about her puppets dancing on her show as the cut\y burns like a race rot over a devolved guy ODing but Honey goes Samurai and sword fights Yasha who thought she was dead but is told until you see the body the hero ain't dead(and even then he might be in a coma like Superman). Honey gives a rundown of her formes with the Gold Coin one said to be Nezumi Kozou but her real self is Ai No Senshi Cutey Honey and tells Ysha to stop her fake guys. Yasha has tentacles rise up and b0ne her all the way through a55 to mouth devolve her into a Naga/Lamia thing that guys have a fetish for. She sez shes the star and the master of the world and the strongest like cassius clay things he/her is or masamune in beyblade but Honey disagrees and she b--ches out and beats on Honey who's blade has no effect on her hard scales body. So Honey is coiled up by Yasha and sez her chumes would forget her but Honey don't listen as Yasha squeezes her thicc bod. The Hayami Klan cheers for her and Honey hears and it makes her stronger from love or w/e and she forces her the coiled chick off her and attacks with her blade It does jack sh-t and the sh-t is j=rkin off to Thicc a55 honey in her nude henshin, so Honey turns her arm full metal like a certain blonde alchemist and beats her a55 in with hard blows and she lands on a wood spike between het huge b00bs as its not slashing damage but bludgeoning or piercing.
New Cutey Honey OVA 7[]
At the Thug Alliance, 8 of their leaders were missing, including whats obviously Naojiro Abashiri (wait, its not) and Akira Fudo and Chuji Banba sez 30 of their men are missing too. p=ntyhose gang leader Kanko Renau sez the hunters go after any thing and Suzie Z sez the enemy don't seem to belong to any group. Daiko sez they are Mystery Thug Hunters and even Akira was caught who had 10 000 thugs at his command. Then the Thug Hunters bust in by blowing the wall or door or w/e and have em at gunpoint. Daiko sez she's glad cuz now they don't gotta find em and to get ready for a fight, only for the next scene is her being carried away in the paddy wagon like a drunk irish who just b0nwed his niece in the shower. so Akakabu tries chasing but he's a fATA55 and can't catch a speeding car. As the gang looks over a photo, they reveal that Daiko was the 1st prez of the Thug Alliance and Akakabu gets em to aid him in finding her, and aids they shall spread! Later at night in the dark Cosplay City, Chokkei and Natsuko fake being high schoolers on the run from Honey and Danbei and Akakabu who look bada55 and attract the Thug Hunters. Honey and gang run as Honey is like whats her face from Sukeban Deka and the Hunters use knock out beams on Chokkei and Natsuko. Then behind Honey is a wall of Hunters and I like calling em Hunters like the babes in Nami SOS and this ethnic looking dude sez they don't kill the prey but send em on an island close to Hell. Then honey in a sailor Outfit but not like Sailor Venus and her great legs is driving the boat and Honey and the gang have caught the high rank hunter in ropes and after guiding em to Con Island, Danbei uses a Freeze Ray, or ICe Beam in Pokemon, and chills his a55. so on Con Island, the crew comes in the welcome room in the grey clothes they give inmates but its not striped like in Gakuen Taikutsu Otoko and reunite with Daiko. Chokkei sez Honey dressed em as prisoners and went off to find out more info about the enemy on her own cuz she's a 1 chick wrecking machine! Also Natsuko got sent to the physical exam to getta cavity search, and I DON'T mean in the teeth! She spazzed out at guys looking up her a55 and in her womb like with Enpi and was taken away. These soldiers do the nazi salute for Scorpion and 1 guy has a comically oversized moustache like a silent movie villain in parodies of 20s films. Then on her throne rising up like in Metropolis in 1927, Scorpion comes out with Kanko , Natsuko and Suzie as SM slaves in bikini's and chains and collars and man Go Nagai, you sure love that SM! So Scorpion sentences them to execution and sends out the best 3 Thug Hunters and the guy in the skull mask was in Violence Jack. If anyone one can beat em and live they can join her and be spared. In the Ring, this black guy who I think might be a thing on Jim Mazinger, yeah i think its him, he's got the hair, snaps a guys neck in a headlock. Scorpion uses Roulette to choose the next guy and its Number 32 Shark Drake I mean Akakabu Hayami in Defence mode! so jimmy beats on him and Chokkei worries but Daiko reveals she 1st met him in a 1 on 1 duel and beat on him but he wouldn't stay down no matter how hard she hammer him, so his resilience won her over ands they fell in love and b0ned and made Banji Suke I mean Chokkei Hayami. in the ring, Akakabu grabs Jimmy and won't let go and can take a pounding so this big muscle dude with an eye patch comes in and slugs away Akakabu. Daiko jumps in the ring and sez they'd not let em go even if they won and he kicks Akakabu in the head and he flies out the ring then grabs Daiko by the neck and Chokkei calls for Honey. In the ring, Daiko is being crushed and Danbei jumps in but is shock gunned by Scorpion. So Daiko is gonna snap but Honey comes in like Jushin Liger and kicks eyepatch off and sez shes Liger mask, which some subtitles say is Ryger but its clearly Liger, the REAL animal! Honey beats him out and I think Jim Mazinger is called Jack as Scorpion calls for him and he said something like that b4. Honey challenges Scorpion and she gets p-ssed and whips off her SS outfit with a b00b window like the chick in Prison School the guys j=rk off to. Honey recalls Akira telling her that Scorpion gets sick kicks from watching her men kill people and thats the whole reason she does this. Akira won't let get get away with it and sez no one exists to be killed. Scorpion springs blades out her wrist and shoe and Honey sez "Tat's a foul" but Scorpion sez "getta referee" and slices at her with Honey's outfit taking damage and her mask came off. After seeing Honey's face, Scorpion wiggs out and Honey gives her forme rundown before becoming, Ai No Senshi, Kyuuuti Haani Sa! After a boot to the head, Chokkei is caught hostage again like he's Pan in DBGT but not as sexy and in a shock thing that shocks him if others get close. How'd he get in there?! Wouldn't he have said something if they were catching him. In the control room to the shock tube, Akira comes in and the guards drop a metal gate on him but he lifts it cuz hes that bada55 and beats the guys not evolved enough to know how to use their guns and should not be used for selective breeding. So Akira turns off the shocker and Scorpion nearly j-zzed cutting honey's outfit a bit and has wrist blades like Cyclopsis in Power Rangers. Akira tells em on the PA he set the island to blow and opened the gate (f--kin dumba55! what if they can't get out?! What if the doors got stuck or caved in? This is like Kaiba setting his island to blow before the final round!). The swarm of inmates run over the guards firing at em and Danbei wakes up after Daiko went to him. They get to the boat and escape and ain't in the rest of the ep.
New Cutey Honey OVA 8[]
Honey and friends see Juzo Kabuto on tv and get him outta jail, then capture Peeping Spider at a strip club where Honey takes off a montage of outfits. They use his cybernetic eyes to find the electromagnetic turbulence to find the machine that Gold Digger stole from Juzo Kabuto. She teleports to the Cosplay City Central Bank and when the guards come in, she opens her top and the flashers on it blind them, then shreds em with gunfire. She comes on to the gold as Panther Zora's influence increases over her. then Honey Kisaragi busts in on her motorcycle with peering spider tied to her back. she tells honey she's not stealing it as the gold is rightfully hers(sounds like socialism to me), She and honey fight but when she tries her "Golden Flash" it don't have enough power to work. Honey sez its an embarrassing attack (sez someone going full on nude every few minutes) but she sez as everyone who sees her "golden orbs" winds up dead its ok. Peeping spider's being tied to Honey causes some problems but after being detached Honey saves him from Gold Digger's gold bullets (called "golden shower" xP) with her curvy body. He fires a web to stop Gold Digger's attack after Honey's armor shatters but Gold Digger snaps the web. the device finishes charging and she blasts em w/o setting coordinates. she is done swiping all the gold(how much gold does Cosplay City have?!?!) by the time honey's gANG arrives. After getting send into a refrigerator by Professor Kabuto's device, his battery starts giving out from the cold. Honey is nice to him to which he puts up a front of him still being her enemy but she holds his hand and his temperature rises back to normal. But he begins to... um... go a bit like Blue, on Honey, but the Hayami's arrive and open the door they were leaning on and he falls on Honey (who is missing most of her outfit from the fight xD). He flees from a jealous and vengeful Danbei Hayami who is blasting at him. Honey decides to set a trap for her and gets Mayor Light to get all da gold I one place. She pops in and teleports the guards to various showers and baths full of naked chicks(including Yukiko, Mayumi Takahashi and I think some other chicks) She is tripped by Honey as a Buddhist statue and starts coming on to it(sucking her golden t-t(wtf)) but after noticing its soft and warm, honey grabs her and the gang bust out of the base. She recognizes honey's voice and honey gives her usual rundown before transforming into cutey honey. with the device taken back by Chokkei Hayami and her at honeys sword point, she turns into a power rangers monster and knocks everyone back with gold rectangles pooping out of the ground. she outspeeds honey and sprays her with endless bits of sharp gold (golden shower(eww(where are those coming from?(do I even wanna know??)))) Danbei blasts her with his hot chest but it just hits after images of her and she goes the rectangle attack again. man, she's a tough boss. she uses her after images to beat on honey and dr Kabuto tells honey to use a wavelength better than hers to counter her illusion attack created by light reflected by gold scales(yeah. that makes sense) she takes out Kabuto and attacks honey but peeping spider returns to aid Honey using his cybernetic eyes by telling honey witch one is the real one. she tries to use the device on honey to send her to the end of the universe but honey runs over and slices it in 2 and gold digger returns to her human naked form and disintegrates for some reason. Oh and Juzo is ok as he's also a cyborge. Oh yeah, and he was the one who cyberized Danbei into a copy of various super robots so he could live to see honey again.