Banchiyo Suke is the mom of Banji Suke and wife of Bankaku Suke. She's a sexy miIf who got b0ned in 5th grader but its ok cuz its Japan and he was in Jr High.
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Anime OAV[]
Just like Chichi and Gohan/Goten, Bulma and Trunks, and Cattleya and that kid she pooped out of her huge womb
In here she's done by Yumi Touma who was Amu Brande in Valis IV, Anna Williams and Ling Xiaoyu in Tekken, Helba in ".hack, Leifang in Dead or Alive, Rose in The Legend of Dragoon, Sara Trantoul in Castlevania: Lament of Innocence, Zeena in Sonic Lost World, Urd in Ah My Goddess, Iris in Arc The Lad, Sofia in Battle Arena Toshinden(dats hott!), Max's Mom in Beyblade, Aki (ep 30) and Sanae (ep 24) in Jushin Liger, Blicketee Black Claw in Re: Cutie Honey, Spinel Sun in Cardcaptors, Mitsuko in Crying Freeman, Freya/Flair in Dirty Pair/DP Flash, Pan Yuling in Fist of the Blue Sky Regensis, TP Lady in Flint: The Time Detective, Tama, Yui Hongo in Fushigi Yugi, Liavelt von Neuestein and Polylina in Galaxy Fraulein Yuna, Leelince in Garzey's Wing (good f--k no), Kosue Matsumoto in Grappler Baki: The Ultimate Fighter, Rowlin in the f--king awful Kirby: Right Back At Ya!, Iyona Kawai in Magical Taruruuto-kun (Which has a good Genesis game by Game Freak), Maria Louise in G Gundam, Sally Poe in Gundam Wing, Irene Lew in Ninja Gaiden OVA, Articuno and Pichu in Pokemon, Hinako Ninomiya in the queer a55 Ranma 1/2, Deedlit in Record of Lodoss War, Ann in Sailor Moon and the Xenian Blossom in the Sailor Mon R Movie, Akira, kid Hyouga and kid Shun in Saint Seiya, Sylpheel Nels Lahda in Slayers (The Naga OAV's were hotter!), Chun Li in Street Fighter Alpha, Jun Kazamma in Tekken OAV, Tokimi in Tenchi Muyo! Ryo Ohki, GoShuta/Shuta in Transformers: Super God Masterforce, Clamp (ep 23); Illumina in Transformers Victory, Emusa in Transformers: Zone, Mayuko Inoue in Ushio & Tora, Shaia Hishizaki in Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer (Ohhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaah! She's the sexiest babe in there!! Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!!!), tEDDY IN vOOGIEE'S aNGEL and Kaoruko in the Season 0 Yugioh.
It starts with Banji Suke and his dad Bankaku Suke running from the mom, Banchiyo Suke' wrath as she suits up in soem leather bodysuit and busting their house with a metal chain. She does ninja moves and busts the ground like the street sharks but it opens a water main and dad/son log roll on a garbage can. Dad blames Banji for getting in a fight and getting kicked out and mom busts the town in a b--chy fury but not like modern day chicks who are b--chy and you hate them like the remakes of 80s shows. Banji blames dad for beating up his boss and they bicker until mom gets near em and whips at em like Castlevania. The next day the fam says sorry for going mental like commies when a cop is found not guilty of defending himself against some devolved guy and makes em move out of the neighborhood. mom sez sorry for being mental and making it so they gotta move out and crys and dad comforts her and mom starts b0ning dad in front of their son. Banji goes back to his room or whats left of it and wonders how they can b0ne in front of him and later they move away as the hood celebrates and then runs from the crumbling cr-pshack they f--ked up as it falls.
They move into an apartment and Mom finds this pendant that looks like the Red Getter Robo ship and dad gets a uniforme for the Amazon Academy but the worker there puts Banji as a girl for enrolment
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Then its the 1st day of school and mom wants Banji to get going or he'd be late and slaps dad for wanting a kiss and wants him to get to work. She gives Banji the Getter Robo Pendant and sez it'll go well with his uniforme. In the elevator Banji gets dressed and its a girls uniforme and he dont like it but dad sez "its ok, every one does it" and runs off when Banji thinks he screwed up. He runs to class thinking what kinda school has boys wear girl clothes cuz this is before the gender offenders attacked and devolved the protoculture and at school saves a guy being beat up by some tough chick by nailing her in the head with his school bag.
At dad's work he's glad his fake resume got him a job, although nowadyays he can just "identify" as something and he is it, so if I wanna be a brain surgeon, I identify as one and boom, imma real brain surgeon. Dad wonders what his woman is up to and how Banji might come home and they might start doing naked things but thinks they are only mom and son and there's an age difference. Then as he is about to smoke, he remembers they had Banji when dad was in 1st year jr high and mom was in grade 5(good f--k! he b0ned a grade schooler?! what are you? bi den jr?!) but this is japan so its cool, like all those little girl anime with the little girls and the grown men, or the lgtbqia2+map classic: Boku No Pico! so Mom is only 11 years older than her son and dad spazzers out and worried of his woman and son b0ning and they might get married as i guess Japan has marriage equality for same family couples cuz its natural and animals do it and it dont matter who you love and other cr-p THEY wanna make us think. So dad goes home and Banji thinks on how faking being a chick lets him get away with anything like going in the little girls room and watching the chicks change and grabbing chicks b00bs and getting his face in their a55es and how a 30 year old woman b0ning a 12 year old gets less hate than a 24 year old man b0ning a 17 year old woman and Banji h-mps a Gyaru mannequin as a buncha Go Nagai Characters watch.
He runs home thinking how these strangers he never met think hes a purvo and at home sees his thicc sexy mom in undies. Mom shows off her curvy bod in her undies and asks what he thinks of em and poses all hot and Banji dont wanna answer. Mom wonders why her don is like this and thinks he dont love her anymore but he tries to explain how she's only 11 years older than him and hes in jr high and might feel excited so she starts j-rkin him off and dad comes in and sees em. Dad spazzes out and blamers his son for his lusty housewife and mom sez "you don't really believe that d'ja?!" so they fight with her in partly see through undies and she beats his fat a55. Banji tries to stop it but gets his arms around his sexy mom and dad thinks hes gonna do stuff and Mom chucks Banji into the wall.
New Cutey Honey[]
Sexy mom and fat husband? sounds like an American Animated Sitcom
On here she's Daiko Hayami and is married to Akakabu Hayami and is the daughter in law of Danbei Hayami and mom of Chokkei Hayami and live in Cosplay City. She has a superhuman ability to get really strong when p-ssed off kinda like The Hulk or Mr.. Furious in Mystery Men.
She's voiced by Rica Fukami who was Lisa/Succubus in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Ophanimon/Takuya's Mother\Yggdrasil in Digimon (Busty Blonde), Dio's Aide\Enya Gei in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Kaguya in Kenyū Densetsu Yaiba(Which had a good Game Gear Game), Myung Fang Lone in Macross Plus (No one cares about Macross! The ONLY reason ANYone cares is cuz of Robotech and that 80s movie!), Vaiya in MD Geist II - Death Force (Sexy 80s wasteland warrior babe), Natsuhi in Naruto (Which was NOIT a yaoi cuz Naruto b0ned Hinata a lot, its One Piece with the okama!), Minako Aino/Sailor Venus in Sailor Moon (She's the bimbo of the group, and I like Bimboes!), Stewardess in Transformers: Super God Masterforce, Kaori Shimamori in Weather Report Girl (Isn't dat sum p0rn0e?), Aquelda in Wedding Peach (Sexy Momoko!) and The Creator Of Light in Yugioh (Another blonde goddess).
In the dub she's voiced by Tiffany Grant who did Mayumi Nagamine in Gamera: Guardian of the Universe, Kaorin in Azumanga Daioh, Maki in Burn Up (Babes!), Chigako in Devil Hunter Yohko (Which was hot and cool and fun and bada55),Dug Fin in Dragon Half (Fun and cute and sexy), Kisaragi in Elfen Lied, Asuka Langley Shikinami/Asuka Langley Soryu in Evangelion (w! b--ch!), Sister Lena in Fire Emblem OVA (Shining Force was better), Marta in FMA (The only good thing funimation did besides the 90s dub of dbz), Shizuru Fujimura in Godannar (Hot and thicc), Madame President in Golden Boy (She did a lot of babes), Thoria in Gravion/Zwei(Dat Buxom Mizuki Tachibana), Raina in Guy Double Target (Sci fi body horror p0rn0), Jay's Wife in Ki*Me*Ra* (Hermaphrodite yaoi), Kuriko Kazetsubaki in Maburaho (Babes), Nojiko in One Piece (I got 1 piece for ja! hnnnnng! plop! Ohh! It broke! Better re eat it and try again!), Loofa in Slayers - The Motion Picture, Sirene in Slayers Excellent, Computer Voice (ep 8); Hikaru Ichijo (young); Kiko (ep 11); Moruk Laplamiz; Newspaper Boy (ep 29); Other Girl (ep 33); Yotchan in (The) Super Dimension Fortress Macross (Robotech was better! It had Dana! Hnnnng! Curvy Blonde! psssst! Nooo! Not on the food!) and Susumu Tsukumo in WandaBA Style (Which had a hot ep they got fat).
New Cutey Honey OVA 1[]
Daiko and Akakabu rob a bank but the employees have the right to bear arms so the heist is scrapped. on theyre getta way, they nearly run over Chokkei on his way to meet Mayor Light.
New Cutey Honey OVA 2[]
Honey Kisaragi sez sorry to Mayor Light for surprising him with her powers and Love Warrior sh-t. They agree to team up to fight the darkness and Danbei hugs her butt as he's glad to see her. She thanks Chokkei and he's flustered by her big b00bs and looking down her top and gives him a kiss on the cheek even though he's like 14 and shes a mature curvy woman. Then Chokkei wakes up and thinks about Honey and the last ep. Then turns and there's a sexy curvy bikini undies chick in his bed! And its his mom!!! She went to the wrong bedroom and Chokkei gets her to her room. Danbei b--ches about Chokkei's rents being thieves and makes em live and train with him. And Honey lives there too. Then Honey takes em shopping in some kinda slum and Honey sees a jewelery she likes. the Jewel shop owner invites em in and Danbei is intro her. She's the Jewell Princess and she kinda comes onto Honey, who freaks out as I guess Honey turned Hetero or something and Natsuko Aki WAS just her best friend and they weren't butt buddies. Chokkei wonders is she's queer and Princess gives her a free sample ring. Later in Honey's bedroom, the ring flashes and this jewel magically opens the window and Jewell Princess comes in and lusts for Honey like she's Sister Jill or something. But when she lifts off Honey's blanket, Honey ain't there and is on the ceiling. Princess takes of her outfit and is wearing like nothing but well places jewels and sends jewels at Honey which cut her nightgown off. Honey sez she's not into her but more Jewel shots come at her and Honey transforms JUST AS THE HAYAMI'S COME IN so they see her BARE A55 NUDE for a sec Danbei lusts after Princess and she nails him... in the head with a diamond, which Daiko is amazed by. Princess sends more jewels to kill the Hayami's but Honey whips em as she's now dressed as a red leather SM QUEEN and Chokkei/Princess gets a b0ner. Honey fights and beats her and interrogates her with her whip on Princess's leg, but Princess uses a flash jewel like in Columns on Sega and gets away saying she's gonna get Honey.
New Cutey Honey OVA 3[]
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New Cutey Honey OVA 7[]
At the Thug Alliance, 8 of their leaders were missing, including whats obviously Naojiro Abashiri (wait, its not) and Akira Fudo and Chuji Banba sez 30 of their men are missing too. p=ntyhose gang leader Kanko Renau sez the hunters go after any thing and Suzie Z sez the enemy don't seem to belong to any group. Daiko sez they are Mystery Thug Hunters and even Akira was caught who had 10 000 thugs at his command. Then the Thug Hunters bust in by blowing the wall or door or w/e and have em at gunpoint. Daiko sez she's glad cuz now they don't gotta find em and to get ready for a fight, only for the next scene is her being carried away in the paddy wagon like a drunk irish who just b0nwed his niece in the shower. so Akakabu tries chasing but he's a fATA55 and can't catch a speeding car. As the gang looks over a photo, they reveal that Daiko was the 1st prez of the Thug Alliance and Akakabu gets em to aid him in finding her, and aids they shall spread! Later at night in the dark Cosplay City, Chokkei and Natsuko fake being high schoolers on the run from Honey and Danbei and Akakabu who look bada55 and attract the Thug Hunters. Honey and gang run as Honey is like whats her face from Sukeban Deka and the Hunters use knock out beams on Chokkei and Natsuko. Then behind Honey is a wall of Hunters and I like calling em Hunters like the babes in Nami SOS and this ethnic looking dude sez they don't kill the prey but send em on an island close to Hell. Then honey in a sailor Outfit but not like Sailor Venus and her great legs is driving the boat and Honey and the gang have caught the high rank hunter in ropes and after guiding em to Con Island, Danbei uses a Freeze Ray, or ICe Beam in Pokemon, and chills his a55. so on Con Island, the crew comes in the welcome room in the grey clothes they give inmates but its not striped like in Gakuen Taikutsu Otoko and reunite with Daiko. Chokkei sez Honey dressed em as prisoners and went off to find out more info about the enemy on her own cuz she's a 1 chick wrecking machine! Also Natsuko got sent to the physical exam to getta cavity search, and I DON'T mean in the teeth! She spazzed out at guys looking up her a55 and in her womb like with Enpi and was taken away. These soldiers do the nazi salute for Scorpion and 1 guy has a comically oversized moustache like a silent movie villain in parodies of 20s films. Then on her throne rising up like in Metropolis in 1927, Scorpion comes out with Kanko , Natsuko and Suzie as SM slaves in bikini's and chains and collars and man Go Nagai, you sure love that SM! So Scorpion sentences them to execution and sends out the best 3 Thug Hunters and the guy in the skull mask was in Violence Jack. If anyone one can beat em and live they can join her and be spared. In the Ring, this black guy who I think might be a thing on Jim Mazinger, yeah i think its him, he's got the hair, snaps a guys neck in a headlock. Scorpion uses Roulette to choose the next guy and its Number 32 Shark Drake I mean Akakabu Hayami in Defence mode! so jimmy beats on him and Chokkei worries but Daiko reveals she 1st met him in a 1 on 1 duel and beat on him but he wouldn't stay down no matter how hard she hammer him, so his resilience won her over ands they fell in love and b0ned and made Banji Suke I mean Chokkei Hayami. in the ring, Akakabu grabs Jimmy and won't let go and can take a pounding so this big muscle dude with an eye patch comes in and slugs away Akakabu. Daiko jumps in the ring and sez they'd not let em go even if they won and he kicks Akakabu in the head and he flies out the ring then grabs Daiko by the neck and Chokkei calls for Honey. In the ring, Daiko is being crushed and Danbei jumps in but is shock gunned by Scorpion. So Daiko is gonna snap but Honey comes in like Jushin Liger and kicks eyepatch off and sez shes Liger mask, which some subtitles say is Ryger but its clearly Liger, the REAL animal! Honey beats him out and I think Jim Mazinger is called Jack as Scorpion calls for him and he said something like that b4. Honey challenges Scorpion and she gets p-ssed and whips off her SS outfit with a b00b window like the chick in Prison School the guys j=rk off to. Honey recalls Akira telling her that Scorpion gets sick kicks from watching her men kill people and thats the whole reason she does this. Akira won't let get get away with it and sez no one exists to be killed. Scorpion springs blades out her wrist and shoe and Honey sez "Tat's a foul" but Scorpion sez "getta referee" and slices at her with Honey's outfit taking damage and her mask came off. After seeing Honey's face, Scorpion wiggs out and Honey gives her forme rundown before becoming, Ai No Senshi, Kyuuuti Haani Sa! After a boot to the head, Chokkei is caught hostage again like he's Pan in DBGT but not as sexy and in a shock thing that shocks him if others get close. How'd he get in there?! Wouldn't he have said something if they were catching him. In the control room to the shock tube, Akira comes in and the guards drop a metal gate on him but he lifts it cuz hes that bada55 and beats the guys not evolved enough to know how to use their guns and should not be used for selective breeding. So Akira turns off the shocker and Scorpion nearly j-zzed cutting honey's outfit a bit and has wrist blades like Cyclopsis in Power Rangers. Akira tells em on the PA he set the island to blow and opened the gate (f--kin dumba55! what if they can't get out?! What if the doors got stuck or caved in? This is like Kaiba setting his island to blow before the final round!). The swarm of inmates run over the guards firing at em and Danbei wakes up after Daiko went to him. They get to the boat and escape and ain't in the rest of the ep.
New Cutey Honey OVA 8[]
Honey and friends see Juzo Kabuto on tv and get him outta jail, then capture Peeping Spider at a strip club where Honey takes off a montage of outfits. They use his cybernetic eyes to find the electromagnetic turbulence to find the machine that Gold Digger stole from Juzo Kabuto. She teleports to the Cosplay City Central Bank and when the guards come in, she opens her top and the flashers on it blind them, then shreds em with gunfire. She comes on to the gold as Panther Zora's influence increases over her. then Honey Kisaragi busts in on her motorcycle with peering spider tied to her back. she tells honey she's not stealing it as the gold is rightfully hers(sounds like socialism to me), She and honey fight but when she tries her "Golden Flash" it don't have enough power to work. Honey sez its an embarrassing attack (sez someone going full on nude every few minutes) but she sez as everyone who sees her "golden orbs" winds up dead its ok. Peeping spider's being tied to Honey causes some problems but after being detached Honey saves him from Gold Digger's gold bullets (called "golden shower" xP) with her curvy body. He fires a web to stop Gold Digger's attack after Honey's armor shatters but Gold Digger snaps the web. the device finishes charging and she blasts em w/o setting coordinates. she is done swiping all the gold(how much gold does Cosplay City have?!?!) by the time honey's gANG arrives. After getting send into a refrigerator by Professor Kabuto's device, his battery starts giving out from the cold. Honey is nice to him to which he puts up a front of him still being her enemy but she holds his hand and his temperature rises back to normal. But he begins to... um... go a bit like Blue, on Honey, but the Hayami's arrive and open the door they were leaning on and he falls on Honey (who is missing most of her outfit from the fight xD). He flees from a jealous and vengeful Danbei Hayami who is blasting at him. Honey decides to set a trap for her and gets Mayor Light to get all da gold I one place. She pops in and teleports the guards to various showers and baths full of naked chicks(including Yukiko, Mayumi Takahashi and I think some other chicks) She is tripped by Honey as a Buddhist statue and starts coming on to it(sucking her golden t-t(wtf)) but after noticing its soft and warm, honey grabs her and the gang bust out of the base. She recognizes honey's voice and honey gives her usual rundown before transforming into cutey honey. with the device taken back by Chokkei Hayami and her at honeys sword point, she turns into a power rangers monster and knocks everyone back with gold rectangles pooping out of the ground. she outspeeds honey and sprays her with endless bits of sharp gold (golden shower(eww(where are those coming from?(do I even wanna know??)))) Danbei blasts her with his hot chest but it just hits after images of her and she goes the rectangle attack again. man, she's a tough boss. she uses her after images to beat on honey and dr Kabuto tells honey to use a wavelength better than hers to counter her illusion attack created by light reflected by gold scales(yeah. that makes sense) she takes out Kabuto and attacks honey but peeping spider returns to aid Honey using his cybernetic eyes by telling honey witch one is the real one. she tries to use the device on honey to send her to the end of the universe but honey runs over and slices it in 2 and gold digger returns to her human naked form and disintegrates for some reason. Oh and Juzo is ok as he's also a cyborge. Oh yeah, and he was the one who cyberized Danbei into a copy of various super robots so he could live to see honey again.